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The 4077th becomes an impromptu orphanage when heavy shelling forces Korean children to seek shelter at the camp.

An intelligence officer and a psychiatrist grapple for the fate of a wounded officer who claims he's Jesus Christ.

B.J. writes home to his wife reporting Klinger's escape attempts and one of Frank's goof-ups.

Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter.

Andy tries to help Barney win the heart of his girlfriend, Thelma Lou. Everything goes smoothly until Barney misinterprets Andy's efforts and thinks he is trying to steal her away.

Aunt Bee scolds Andy and Opie for being slobs before leaving town for a few days. Soon, the Taylor home becomes a complete wreck, but Andy and Opie are determined to clean up before Aunt Bee returns.

Robert and Ray are shocked when they meet a man who considers Frank to be a mentor; Ray and Robert wonder how Frank could inspire anyone.

Ray and Robert butt heads over who will shoulder responsibility for Marie in the future.

Hogan plots to sabotage a German gun factory near Stalag 13; Newkirk poses as a German inductee.

Hogan hides a German defector in the camp; Klink is convinced the defector is Hitler in disguise.

Guests Rock Hudson, Nancy Walker.

Perry receives a phone call, supposedly from a man whose funeral he attended three years earlier.

Confederate scout Paradine is given a book of magic which will help the Confederacy win the Civil War.

The old adage of honor among thieves is disproved when a philandering housewife and her suitor scheme to murder her wealthy husband.

Peggy's boyfriend (Yaphet Kotto) disappears; Mannix learns he is an escaped convict; guest Anthony Zerbe.

Cannon becomes the target of a sniper when a mercenary (Jack Cassidy) hires the detective for a murder investigation.

Barnaby seeks a witness (Gary Lockwood) who could clear his client of a bank employee's death.

A wealthy businessman asks Friday and Gannon for help when his daughter and son-in-law experiment with marijuana.

Friday and Gannon are helped by an ex-con when a reply to a newspaper ad indicates that someone wants to hire a killer.

Malloy and Reed arrest the daughter of a wealthy industrialist on a shoplifting charge.

A courageous teenager comes forward as a witness against hoodlums -- only to be abducted.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver becomes the last-minute replacement for Wally on a baby-sitting job.

Beaver tries to live up to Wally's reputation when he joins a basketball team.

A scandal from the past of a college's president-elect threatens a $1,000,000 university endowment; guest Strother Martin.

After bailing out of a fishing trip because of seasickness, Ben thinks the ensuing explosion that killed a judge friend was intended for him.

A small-town salesman witnesses a prostitute's murder but refuses to testify; guest Elaine Joyce. Directed by Nicholas Colasanto.

A widow accuses John of stealing while he was working in her mansion; guest Dennis Dugan.

A group of escaped convicts hold Matt hostage to help them get into Mexico.

A cowboy paralyzed while breaking a horse loses his will to live and attempts suicide.

Shotgun man John Beaumont, who Lucas sent to prison, returns with vengeance on his mind.

After shooting a man in self-defense, Andy Moon and his son turns to Lucas for protection from his vengeful brothers; they take shelter at the McCain ranch.

After Flint happens on the body of an Indian killed by a soldier, the tribal chief threatens to attack if the guilty party does not confess.

A dangerous chemical injures a firefighter during a fire department experiment; a motorcycle daredevil and a hiker require rescue.

When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun.

Mail call brings a "Dear John" letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather.

Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters.

Andy finally proposes to Ellie when he thinks that the new doctor in town is trying to turn her head.

The entire town is shocked when they discover that Otis, the town drunk, is a direct descendant of a Revolutionary War hero.

One of the Barones drops a bombshell on the rest of the family.

Robert, Amy, Marie and Frank adjust to their new living situation.

A tough new officer assigned to Stalag 13 upsets Hogan's plan.

Hogan gets Klink to believe that Schultz hasn't long to live.

Guests Tim Conway, the Pointer Sisters.

Perry defends his client by invoking the constitutional provision of double jeopardy.

A prospector, threatened with death by a native conjuror for violating African land, feels himself stalked in the deserted streets of Manhattan by some giant jungle beast.

A missionary couple's arrival in India leads a jealous wife to murder.

When Mannix rushes to rescue a kidnapped policeman, he discovers that the abductor plans to murder everyone -- including him.

On a mission to deliver ransom money, Cannon falls prey to opportunists while wandering in the desert with amnesia.

Inconsistencies in a surfer's death put Barnaby on a killer's trail; guests Joanna Miles, Jeff Conaway.

The disappearance of a real estate agent leads Friday and Gannon to a vacant house -- and to a murder.

Dogs come out as the main suspects in a rash of purse snatchings.

Malloy and Reed have to exercise their wits when they have to deal with a drunken driver.

A young purse snatcher tries bigger game.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver convinces Ward to buy him a typewriter.

Ward and June fear that Wally wants to join the Merchant Marine.

Perry defends a man accused of killing a newspaper reporter trailing a Nazi war criminal; guest Denver Pyle.

When Ben's old friend tracks bank robbers, the former FBI agent's rusty skills get him arrested for murder.

Members of a small, foreign guerrilla force burglarize an armory to steal weapons for a revolution in their country.

Widow Verdie Grant (Lynn Hamilton) seeks help to win an itinerant laborer (Hal Williams) with a young son.

A young woman tries to leave an outlaw gang behind so that she can start over.

Little Joe unwittingly wins a Chinese girl in a poker game; later she refuses to leave him; guest Philip Ahn.

A bank-robbing gunman decides to hide out at the McCain ranch.

A sharecropper enters his colt in a horse race; he hopes to win enough money to buy a farm from the owner, who has bet on Mark McCain's entry.

A young man who is determined to avoid becoming a henpecked husband must weigh his love for an overbearing woman.

A sculptor (Sharon Gless) can't free her model from quick-hardening plaster; a truck accident causes the release of dangerous fumes.

Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col. Potter gets shot in the backside.

Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game and he cleans them out.

Hawkeye suffers a concussion and is rescued by a Korean family who cannot understand English.

Frank decides to make money by auctioning off the camp garbage; Hawkeye's love life suffers a serious attack.

Andy and Barney find out that the state inspector is a stickler for rules. Andy wins the inspector over when he manages to apprehend a shooter without any injuries.

Ellie takes pity on Frankie, the shy daughter of a farmer, and decides to give her a makeover, much to the displeasure of her gruff father.

Ray discovers that Debra becomes more passionate when she argues with Marie, so he concocts a series of lies in an attempt to boost his love life.

Ray's lie causes Debra to make a fashion statement to the members of the PTA.

Hogan arranges a wedding for a French pilot and gets Klink to marry them.

A British POW and escape artist ignores Hogan and plans to escape.

Skits: "The Family"; "The Wishing Well.".

Perry becomes involved in one of the toughest cases of his career because of a 13-year-old boy; guests Elisha Cook, Nita Talbot.

A janitor mischievously puts on a helmet which really is a time machine.

A writer (James Caan) joins a gang to gather material for a book. With Walter Koenig.

Mannix searches for stolen money and encounters the thieves, a girl, a British detective and a man who knows its location.

A shy heiress hires Cannon to stop attacks of vandalism she claims are the handiwork of her long-missing sister.

A sheriff (Clu Gulager) interferes with Barnaby's efforts to clear a mentally impaired youth of murder.

An evangelizing woman lures "prospectors" into her illegal money-making scheme.

Men posing as police officers swindle businessmen by soliciting ads for a magazine.

A young boy's photographic memory proves to be the decisive factor in a burglary case.

Malloy and Reed cope with miniskirted hitchhikers who steal cars.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

A girl whom Beaver likes falls for Wally.

Wally and Beaver are told they must clean up the yard before they can leave for the day.

A man offers his daughter-in-law $50,000 to divorce his playboy son; guests DeForest Kelley, Alan Hale.

When Ben's old friend tracks bank robbers, the former FBI agent's rusty skills get him arrested for murder.

A radical Maoist attending college in Hawaii is found dead as evidence links him with a Chinese intelligence operation.

John-Boy catches a friend stealing chickens, then learns that the man who was robbed has been shot.

A judge accuses Kitty and Festus of killing his son and holds them hostage.

A Frenchman, believing himself to be the reincarnation of French poet Francois Villon, wishes to die in the same manner as his hero.

A convict is released from prison and returns home to North Fork.

Lucas helps his former Army captain, now an undercover federal agent, infiltrate a gang of bank robbers.

An old friend of Adams and McCullough joins the wagon train and shares the fact that he has recently discovered a gold mine in the nearby hills.

While on temporary assignment, Gage works with a fire captain (Lloyd Hanes) whose lack of equipment hinders his paramedic efforts.

Hawkeye faces a court-martial when his running feud with Frank flares up while Col. Potter is out of the camp and Frank is in charge.

The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI who does.

A married nurse who had a serious relationship with Hawkeye when she was single is assigned to the 4077th.

A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm.

Andy, tasked with serving an eviction notice on the Scobey family, tries his best to save them from getting evicted from their home.

Barney becomes increasingly suspicious of the new farmer in town. Andy agrees to pay him a visit and finds himself pulled into an unforgettable experience.

Ally comes home with an F in math on her report card, and her parents are shocked.

The women pressure Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to one of his therapy sessions.

Hogan blackmails a general to keep him from transferring Klink from Stalag 13.

Klink becomes the victim of his own tough sergeant ordered to punish prisoners.

The Harpers with Roddy McDowall.

Perry arrives at an Army post to defend an officer on a murder charge before a court martial, only to find his client dead.

During a battle, a fanatical and racist World War II soldier mysteriously experiences the situation in the body of a Japanese counterpart.

A reaction to an experimental drug causes a doctor (Barbara Barrie) to murder. With Ellen Corby.

Mannix finds conflict and confusion searching for a missing contractor; guests Susan Oliver, Paul Winfield.

A flamboyant attorney (Peter Haskell) defends a doctor (Perry King) charged in the death of a financier during an apparent jail escape.

Barnaby poses as an eccentric adventurer to investigate murder attempts on a millionaire (Denver Pyle).

Kate sells the hotel because she thinks the girls want to move to New York.

A feud between Floyd and Charley threatens to end the operation of the Hooterville Cannonball.

The Clampetts' new exclusive dress shop becomes "The House of Granny" -- complete with cracker barrel, potbellied stove, etc.

Snooty Mrs. Drysdale mistakes Elly for a European princess and excitedly plans a lavish party in her honor.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

A criminal planning to take over Mexico leads West and Gordon to a tiny village with an underground secret.

A riverboat gambler who has committed murder pretends to be a parson traveling with his children. With Ward Bond and Robert Horton.

An old peddler (Milton Berle) cons Nick into taking sheep as payment for a poker debt.

Kitty inherits a gold mine; Matt is too busy to escort her, so she goes alone to claim it.

Little Joe finds himself in a trap when a criminal arranges to take over a small town near the Ponderosa; guest Vic Morrow.

Lucas helps a woman who is being harassed by a rough gambler.

An ex-convict is accused of robbing and killing his employer.

Wishbone comes to the aid of an abused woman (Barbara Barrie) and her children, then becomes the target of her vengeful, drunken husband.

Paladin teaches a teen to be a fast draw with his gun, only to regret his decision.

Josh apprehends a Union officer (Paul Burke) accused of desertion. Also guest stars James Coburn.

The boys sell winter clothes in the tropics.

Svengoolie spoofs a different horror or science fiction movie each week.

Catwoman seeks a golden fleece. With Rudi Gernreich.

Kirk cannot comprehend the apathy of the peaceful residents of Organia in the face of Klingon atrocities.

During a robbery probe, Superman proposes to a blonde.

Circus performers commit crimes blamed on Superman.

A galactic tribunal tries the Robinson party for space crimes.

A huge, amorphous sea creature threatens the Seaview, crippled and short of air on the ocean floor.

The space travelers are tormented by a giant girl when they become trapped in the miniature town built by her grandfather.

Gen. Southall (Carroll O' Connor) travels back to the War of 1812 to confront his ancestor and save Doug and Tony.

The odd ways some animals move.

Rare animals inhabit the grasslands, rivers and forests below the Sahara Desert.

Ways to measure the speed of animals.

In the wild kingdom each animal owns a territory and one animal rules every habitat; a visit to each domain reveals why each is called a monarch of the wild.

When Peter fails in his efforts to attract Jan's new girlfriend, he asks Greg for help.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

Granny distills a love potion intended to land a husband for her "decrepit" granddaughter, Elly.

Granny quits trying to persuade Elly to marry movie star Dash Riprock and decides to help Jane Hathaway hook him.

Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife.

The Mertzes change the Ricardos' anniversary plans.

Eddie tricks Wally into trading dates for a high-school exchange dance.

Beaver asks a new girl to a dance party.

Sabrina becomes involved with the possible hijacker of an airplane two years earlier.

Jennifer places a Valentine candy order with Mrs. Bittersweet, unaware the shop proprietor dabbles in murder and espionage.

A jilted bride (Meredith MacRae) wants to wed the man of her dreams; a carpenter (Steve Forrest) dreams of being a jewel thief.

A woman hires a secretary (Don Adams); a former football player (John Amos) hits a romantic block; a passenger falls for a stowaway.

Aunt Bee hires Mr Wheeler, an itinerant handyman, to help around the Taylor home. She has taken a liking to him, but Andy discovers that he is actually a freeloader.

Katherine caught Monkee Mania as a young child watching reruns of "The Monkees" on television; now, she shares her collection of memorabilia dedicated to "The Monkees" with rare toys, signed 8-track tapes, and Peter Tork's personal piano.

A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.

A rumor that the 4077th is going to "bug out" becomes grossly exaggerated until it is believed the entire Chinese army is attacking the camp.

Archie's Place is robbed while the bar is doing great business during the Super Bowl.

Archie insists that a new home be found for Stephanie, but Edith has other ideas.

After an elderly aunt dies alone and unloved, Edith is the only one who comes to pay final respects.

Archie and Edith spend a country weekend in the middle of their neighbor's stormy marriage.

All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.

Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Knowing the gangsters will track him down, Ralph hides at home after witnessing a bank robbery.

An aged recluse hides in her home fearing the arrival of death. With Robert Redford.