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A day of serious incidents is broken by Gage's assignment to conduct a group of inquisitive schoolchildren on a tour of the hospital.

With Hogan's help, Sgt. Schultz becomes a hero and wins the Iron Cross.

The doctors of the 4077th have more than they can handle on a bad day in the OR.

A grateful patient devotes himself to Hawkeye, while Klinger gets married, and Radar falls in love.

Trapper's ulcer is his ticket home until the Army thinks up a regulation that spoils his going-away party.

Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back.

Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls.

Ray and Debra discuss whether to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten.

Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together.

The ladies grow tired of Christmas shopping during a heat wave; they volunteer to serve Christmas dinner at a soup kitchen.

The girls help a pregnant teen and play host to Blanche's visiting pen pal.

Featuring comedy sketches and guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry.

A law professor (Michael Rennie) defends a student involved in blackmail and murder; guest Ruta Lee.

An old man thinks children's games can restore youth.

When a man kills a young hoodlum who has just robbed a liquor store, he is later confronted by the boy's mother.

A man is bored with marriage and leaves his wife; when he hires a private investigator to watch her in order to gather evidence for a divorce, he discovers that she is living a secret life.

Mannix heads to Albuquerque to help an old friend with his daughter.

A naive schoolteacher hires Cannon to investigate the murder of her love interest, a smooth-talking dance teacher at a lonely-hearts club.

A stockbroker's widow becomes the second victim of her husband's killers (David Wayne, Eileen Heckart).

Friday and Gannon find their weekend of rest and recreation plagued by interruptions.

Friday and Gannon track down the "big" man behind a factory turning out dangerous drugs.

A spilled bottle of perfume in their car signals a bad day for the officers.

Officer Reed walks into a bank during a robbery and is taken hostage.

Toony takes an unconventional approach to helping Bill train for military duty.

June wants Wally to ask a girl to a dance.

Beaver tells Eddie Haskell that there are Indian artifacts buried in the vacant lot near his house.

Two women exchange identities -- one to recover $50,000 she is suspected of stealing, and the other to evade a paid assassin.

Matlock risks being disbarred when he accuses the deputy district attorney of misconduct in her case against his client.

A Honolulu death is linked to the disappearance of a valuable human fossil from China just before Pearl Harbor; guest Vic Tayback.

Jim-Bob tries to teach Elizabeth to drive; Corabeth's business ventures are ruined by her secret drinking. Directed by Ralph Waite.

Against great odds, the mother of two infamous outlaws tries to steer her youngest son into an honest life.

A clairvoyant predicts a beautiful girl (Sally Kellerman) will fall for Hoss.

Lucas and Mark lie to protect a dead man's family.

Lucas becomes involved in the family troubles of the hotel clerk.

A judge notorious for going strictly by the book in his effort to bring order to the frontier faces the ultimate test when his son finds himself in court.

Brackett's father undergoes surgery; the paramedics deal with a trapped magician and an invalid endangered by a fallen power pole.

A ruptured water main beneath Stalag 13 helps Hogan free Resistance fighters.

Mail call brings upsetting news to Father Mulcahy and a hint to Henry that his wife may be straying.

Frank decides alcohol has become a menace to the 4077th and declares total prohibition.

A possible attack causes nurses and patients to leave the camp.

Aunt Bee feels unneeded when Malcolm Merriweather returns to Mayberry and gets enlisted to help at the Taylor House to give Aunt Bee a break from work.

Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them.

Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Blanche cannot bring herself to enter the hospital following her boyfriend's heart attack.

Rose prepares herself for a visit from her boyfriend's daughter; Blanche schemes to meet wealthy men.

Guests include Bing Crosby, Ella Fitzgerald, Dan Rowan and Dick Martin.

A lawyer (Hugh O'Brian) and former spy solves the murder of a totalitarian state's hated minister.

A strange piano allows the listener's hidden character to be suddenly revealed.

The wife (Jo Van Fleet) abandoned by her husband (John Emery) years before suddenly appears on the night of an important dinner party.

An ex-convict becomes frantic when he loses all his money in the town shortly after being released from prison.

A hit-and-run victim regains consciousness after being in a coma for a year.

An English heiress (Dana Wynter) suspects the supposedly suicidal death of her father on a Caribbean island was in reality a homicide.

A woman impersonates a businessman's dead wife to collect a hefty divorce settlement; guest Susan Clark.

Friday and Gannon track a pair of thieves who steal dogs and then collect the rewards.

Friday and Gannon must learn the identity of a young woman whose body is found off a pier.

While on patrol, a call comes in from a woman who is sure she hears the roar of a lion in her neighborhood. They then pursue a suspect in a holdup, and Malloy is the focus of an article written by his partner.

Malloy draws a police rookie as a partner when Reed draws desk duty.

Bill educates Toony on the world's oldest living things.

After their camping trip is postponed, the boys pitch a tent in their backyard.

To make Ward proud, Beaver takes music lessons.

A geologist is accused of killing the oil tycoon who betrayed him; guest Wendell Corey.

Ben finds a photo that may solve a murder while looking for his cousin's (Christina Pickles) philandering husband.

A computer programmed with erroneous information points McGarrett's murder investigation to the wrong person.

Verdie's daughter Esther (Joan Pringle) arrives with her child, bitter over the frustrations of being a college-educated black woman.

Matt tries to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest.

A young woman falsely accuses Little Joe of assault, ending the Cartwrights' friendship with her family.

Fallen ill, a couple seeks shelter with Lucas.

Lucas and Mark travel across the desert, returning from a trip to lay in a supply of salt.

A sergeant looking to kill two deserters drags a fresh young lieutenant along on his vendetta and mistakes Chris for one of his targets.

Strange seizures result from bad moonshine; a man with an injured back is trapped in his waterbed; a tiger assaults a used-car dealer.

Hogan must disarm a delayed-action bomb in the center of Stalag 13.

Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs.

Hawkeye records a letter to his father detailing his day in the OR with a mad Turk, a missing corpse and a gun-happy officer.

While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis.

Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek.

Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

Sophia visits Brooklyn, N.Y., for her anniversary, hoping to confront the ghost of her dead husband.

Blanche must have a pacemaker implanted and worries that it will affect her sex life.

Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin.

An attorney unveils the murderer of a wealthy electronics man and restores the freedom of a young girl.

When a young man steps out of his coffin at his own funeral the townsfolk grow to suspect that the devil has assumed the man's body.

A man who's fed up with his invalid wife's incessant nagging plans her funeral and prepays for a stylish coffin.

A woman (Madeleine Sherwood) plots her husband's (James Best) death when she discovers he has been unfaithful. With Diana Van Der Vlis and Joe Flynn.

Peggy gets apprehended when mistaken for an informant.

An escaped mental patient bent on vengeance stalks Cannon during the investigator's vacation at a mountain lake.

Barnaby seeks to foil a con man (Bradford Dillman) who impersonates wealthy men and weds rich women.

Friday and Gannon question a suspect in a bunco-forgery scheme involving credit cards.

Friday is nearly forced out of night school when he makes an on-campus arrest of a classmate.

The officers tangle with a bow-and-arrow-wielding Indian and with an armed and wounded robber.

A shooting spree, a bar brawl and a dead husband occupy officers.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

When Wally gets a sore throat, Beaver pretends he is also sick.

Beaver can't throw away his old teddy bear.

A Cockney merchant seaman (Raymond Burr in a dual role) becomes involved in a plot to discredit Perry; guest Arlene Martel.

Ben uses evidence in an altered photo to uncover a murder plot designed to conceal a counterfeiting operation.

Three desperate women in dire financial straits rob tour buses at gunpoint; guest Eugene Roche.

Grandma is visited by a former suitor (Arthur Space); Jim-Bob starts a business with Yancy to produce fuel from alcohol.

A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal.

A poor Southern colonel and his granddaughter (Julie Parrish) unknowingly involve the Cartwrights in a horse-racing scheme.

Lucas agrees to ride shotgun on the North Fork stage.

Outlaws threaten to kill Micah unless their leader is freed.

Chris and Duke try to rush a group to California despite inclement weather; Duke injures his foot, forcing him off the trail and into a cabin to heal up.

Firefighters and paramedics respond when a light plane crashes into an apartment house; a man goes into cardiac arrest four times.

Hogan must photograph and then destroy a German radio-controlled tank.

Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier.

Frank is driven by his jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips.

A lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic are among the activities scheduled for the 4077th.

Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend.

Andy and Aunt Bee help Barney reach the new civil service height and weight requirements so that he can keep his job.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

A young man claims to be the illegitimate son of Blanche's late husband.

Rose must test for AIDS following the revelation that she may have received a tainted transfusion.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez.

Perry's client, a dog, is brought to court and helps solve a murder.

Apparently benign alien emissaries show mankind how to end the misery of war, plague and famine.

A district attorney (Leslie Nielsen) is ambitious to further his career and eventually become a governor. With Bernard Katz and Harold Stone.

A student (Billy Gray) caught cheating on an exam thinks that his professor (Paul Ford) has killed his wife.

Mannix searches for a missing counterfeiter.

A retired call girl (Stefanie Powers) resists cooperating when Cannon asks her to be the lure in a police plan to trap her former boss.

The small-time gambler Barnaby seeks is related to a promising pro basketball player with a questionable past.

Kate decides to contest a jaywalking ticket she received in Pixley.

Uncle Joe attempts to upgrade the Shady Rest's facilities to impress a representative of a hotel association.

The Clampetts acquire a hippopotamus when an advertising scheme by Mr. Drysdale backfires.

Granny's attempt to dispense her free tonic at the bank results in another run-in with Dr. Clyburn.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna-Barbera and other top Hollywood animators is featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

A master criminal decides to implant a device in President Grant's brain that will make him respond to the criminal's orders.

While on a scouting mission, Flint is stopped by a scavenger who tries to detour the wagon train into the path of a hidden cannon by saying that he has blasted a road through a dead end canyon that will save the train two weeks.

A cattle rustler rescues amnesiac Victoria after a stagecoach accident and tells her they are married.

A prejudiced jury sits in judgment of a stern, quiet mountain man accused of committing three wanton murders.

An aging trail hand, bitter after Little Joe asks Ben to give him an easier job, falls prey to a kidnapping scheme; guest Ed Begley.

The town drunk's son thinks he is heir to Lucas' ranch.

Lucas and Mark find themselves caring for a 6-month-old baby.

Only a pharmacist's daughter (Margaret O'Brien) will help the drovers after a disease strikes the cattle and Rowdy.

Paladin (Richard Boone) heads into a blizzard to find a chaplain sent on a mission of mercy. Also starring Clu Gulager.

Josh's former commanding officer has his name on a wanted poster.

Private-eye Stooges must find a kidnapped politician.

A mad scientist turns a man into an electrically-controlled monster to do his bidding.

Penguin fixes the Bruce Wayne Handicap horse race.

The Penguin resorts to crime to bet on the horses.

A band of hostile aliens from the Andromeda Galaxy uses a distress signal to lure the Enterprise into a trap.

Superman hopes to reveal the identity of an enemy responsible for several disasters.

Jimmy and Lois become the prisoners of a modern-day pirate.

The Robinsons are mistaken for aliens after they pass through a time warp and land on 1947 Earth.

The crew battles an alien plot to overrun Earth with jungle growth.

The travelers have only six hours to clear a condemned giant of murder.

Two men (James Darren, Robert Colbert) enter a time tunnel which transports them into the past and future.

Herpetologists round up sea snakes for study.

Kangaroos, koalas and dingoes interact in Australia.

Encroaching polar bears in Canada must be moved.

Scientists test a sound projector to attract sharks.

The quarterback of a rival football team takes a sudden interest in Marcia.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs revisit the Clampetts.

Mr. Drysdale's 11-year-old nephew swindles the Clampetts out of all their valuable art objects.

Andy's patience is tried when the Taylors are visited by relatives.

Lucy wangles the star role in a revue on the promise that Ricky will emcee.

Wally agrees to paint the rusty trash cans.

Beaver rips his gray flannel jacket while playing at a construction site.

The Angels infiltrate a phony UFO club suspected of doing away with wealthy members after taking their money.

After murder interrupts their Hawaiian croquet game, Jonathan and Jennifer postpone vacation plans for intrigue; guest Dolph Sweet.

A rich girl (Laraine Stephens) assumes a stripper's identity; a dying young boxer (Ben Murphy) wants an Olympic win.

Students cruise to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon: a teen genius (Jimmy McNichol) proposes to Vicki; a rambunctious student may fail; a valedictorian meets his patron (Eva Marie Saint); guest Debbie Allen.

Rose's childhood love reappears and vies with Miles for her attention.

Geoffrey Cort may be a big fan of the heroes in a half shell, but his passion for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has grown into a full-blown collection. Now, after decades of collecting, he's taking Lisa and expert appraiser Joel Magee through turtle history, sharing incredible props and costumes from the 1990 and 1991 live-action films, including Shredder's helmet, Leonardo's katanas, and Raphael's

Hawkeye discovers a visiting doctor who must operate on a wounded soldier is a lush.

Frank demands that Hawkeye be court-martialed for hitting him in the O.R.

Blanche's love life is the basis for her sister's romantic novel.

Dorothy sees an old flame; Blanche and Sophia fall prey to con artists.

Blanche supplies a date for wedding-bound Dorothy; Sophia puts a curse on the newlyweds.

Dorothy's gambling addiction worries Sophia; Blanche dates a co-worker.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Mike inherits some money and gives a donation to the McGovern campaign, causing Archie to hit the ceiling.

Mike has been having a pain in the side and the doctor tells him that he needs to have an appendectomy. This leads Archie and Gloria to argue about the proficiency of women doctors.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.