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Mark Twain visits North Fork.

The townspeople leave Lucas to face killers alone.

Duke and Charlie come across a sheriff and his female prisoner, Lily Legend, a childhood sweetheart of Duke's who the sheriff is escorting to be hanged for murder.

A "therapeutic" argument between a husband and wife gets out of hand, bringing in the paramedics to treat the husband's injuries.

A careless colonel increases the number of seriously wounded soldiers arriving at the compound.

Hawkeye, B.J. and their medical cohorts find a new way to escape the depressive atmosphere of the war.

Both Charles and Klinger develop romantic liaisons while forgetting their troubles at Rosie's Bar.

B.J. tries to organize a present-day, stateside gathering of 4077th families.

Aunt Bee scolds Opie and tells him to stay away from the courthouse after he handcuffs a classmate to a flagpole; Opie, annoyed at the situation, decides to run away from home.

Andy learns that a bully has been demanding Opie's milk money at school. Andy must decide whether to intervene or let Opie deal with the bully and learn to stand up for himself.

Robert proposes to Amy; Ray meets Amy's ultraconservative parents.

Debra convinces Ray to take his turn at disciplining the twins.

Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose.

Guests include Jerry Lewis and Lesley Uggams.

A retired fire chief faces charges of arson and murder; guest Frank Aletter.

Tough aliens from outer space try to poison the population of earth.

A desperate couple (Charles Bronson, Norma Crane) plans to rob an eccentric old woman (Estelle Winwood).

An angel (Alan Napier) allows a murdered mystery writer (John Williams) to return to Earth to uncover his killer.

A newspaper publisher finds himself in the midst of a libel suit and dirty politics.

Cannon and his old police partner (Leslie Nielsen) are asked by their ex-superior to reopen the probe of a corrupt officer thought dead.

Barnaby heads an independent probe of two deaths resulting from fierce competition within a firm.

A businessman assists Friday and Gannon in organizing the "Smarteen Club.".

A police officer recommended for the LAPD's Medal of Valor is accused of assaulting a civilian.

Officers Malloy and Reed fight against time to thwart a 17-year-old's suicide.

The Nazis plan to flood the world market with counterfeit Allied money.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Eddie pretends to be hypnotized by Beaver.

A girl's mother plays matchmaker for Wally.

Perry thinks that a man who called asking to be defended on a charge of homicide is an old wartime buddy; guest Claude Akins.

Matlock defends a man charged with killing an ambulance-chasing lawyer who specialized in personal injury claims against a local water-slide park.

Terrorists lock an industrialist's son in a capsule with a limited air supply; guests Bruce Boxleitner, Liam Sullivan.

Jeffrey and Josh break into Ike's store to retrieve their confiscated gambling winnings; Ben considers going to war.

A vengeful gunman and his band of outlaws terrorize Dodge City during Matt's absence.

The Cartwrights conduct their own investigation when Candy is arrested for the murder of a rich man's son; guest Barry Sullivan.

Lucas is accidentally responsible for the death of a young mountain boy.

Lucas is stunned when Mark is kidnapped and a $5,000 ransom is asked.

Suspicions of insanity and witchcraft abound when members of the wagon train discover several broken dolls among Sarah Proctor's belongings, prompting Hale and Charlie to investigate.

Gage and DeSoto run into procedural obstacles when they agree to serve on a suggestion committee to improve conditions in the station.

A clumsy soldier lifts the 4077th's spirits, but Col. Potter remains down in the dumps.

A congressional aide on a fact-finding tour visits the 4077th.

Hawkeye wants to heal a wounded Korean woman whom an ROK officer wants to question.

Radar returns from Tokyo to find a new generator for the camp.

Barney resigns when he believes Andy is trying to ease him out of his job as deputy.

An attractive out-of-town woman gets a speeding ticket from Andy. While waiting for her trial, she uses flattery and bribes to sway the witnesses for the prosecution.

Ray enjoys his volunteer work at the hospital because the patients treat him like a celebrity; Debra comes to regret her decision to force her husband to volunteer at the hospital.

Amy's conservative parents catch Robert in a compromising position.

Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian.

Blanche has trouble dealing with her father's plan to marry a much younger woman.

Guests include Michele Lee and Mel Tormé.

A woman is implicated in murder when she tries to trap a fortuneteller she blames for her father's ruin.

Elva Keene, confined to her bed and wheelchair, is driven to distraction by mysterious telephone calls on a dead line.

An unemployed man (John Qualen) needing money is hired by an unknown employer (Lorne Greene) to commit murder.

A man (Philip Abbott) is startled to see a portrait of his first wife four years after she disappeared.

Mannix investigates the murder of an undercover policeman.

Terrorists give Cannon poison that will kill in 72 hours without an antidote, which they will exchange for a defector.

A father asks Barnaby to clear his daughter's reputation after she dies from a drug overdose.

"Deputy" Joe Carson captures a desperate bank robber with the help of Aunt Helen and a war surplus life raft.

When Homer Bedloe announces the Hooterville Cannonball is up for sale to the highest bidder, the valley tries to raise enough money to buy it.

Jethro becomes the operator of a dilapidated diner when Jed decides to set his nephew up in the restaurant business.

Jethro tries to help out his restaurant by using Elly as a topless waitress.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna-Barbera and other top Hollywood animators is featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

West and Gordon fear an attempt on President Grant's life while they are escorting him to a conference.

Duke Shannon stops over in the town of High Times, and almost right away gets into a fight with, and accidentally kills, one of the gunmen who are essentially holding the town hostage.

Nick's practical joke backfires when gunmen stalk a dressmaker they believe is the sole survivor of a bank-robbery gang.

Matt hopes to rehabilitate his former mentor (John Anderson), now an itinerant drunk who sweeps out stables for whiskey money.

The cohorts of a wounded outlaw come to look for stolen money he hid before seeking help from the Cartwrights; guest Richard Jaeckel.

Outlaws force Lucas to help with a prison break.

A young girl asks refuge at the McCain ranch for herself and her ill brother.

A payroll robbery vexes Favor as he deals with disruption caused by an orphaned girl riding with the drovers.

A widow accuses her stepson of ruining the family lumber business. With Richard Boone and Burt Metcalf.

Josh has doubts about an alleged murderer.

Radio contest winners, the Stooges run up a large tab at the Hotel Costa Puente, and are the target of three gold diggers.

A timid typesetter who longs to be a reporter hopes to land a big story by spending a night in a haunted house.

Batman and Robin try to decipher the Riddler's lethal puzzles.

The Enterprise officers search for an elusive, rock-burrowing creature which is killing the miners of Janus 6.

The Enterprise crew falls under the spell of space spores on an agricultural colony world; guest Jill Ireland.

A silent girl (Kathryn Hays) must save the lives of Kirk, Spock and McCoy when aliens torture them in an experiment.

Scott is suspected of several murders on a peaceful world during the shore leave of Enterprise crew members.

A troubled teen (Robert Walker Jr.), sole survivor of a spaceship crash, imposes his will on the Enterprise.

A strange ailment which bares emotions afflicts the crew as the Enterprise observes a planet's disintegration.

Excess bighorn sheep are relocated in Montana.

Three penguin species live in the Falkland Islands.

Wisconsin's pine martens make a comeback.

Tame wildlife inhabits the shores of Argentina's Patagonia.

Greg tries a new hair tonic just before graduation he bought to help his little brother, but it turns his hair orange.

A widower with three sons marries a widow with three daughters.

Granny gets homesick for the sight of snow, so Mr. Drysdale arranges for a blizzard to hit Beverly Hills.

Granny's fighting mood is inflamed by a women's wrestling match on TV, and she joins the fray.

A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond.

Inspired by a home show, Lucy and Ethel decide to redecorate their apartments.

A boy runs off with Beaver's new bicycle.

Wally needs an orchid corsage to impress his date for a dance.

The Skipper and Gilligan fear that voodoo is responsible when the supply hut is burglarized.

The Skipper has to relive a World War II experience to repair the radio transmitter.

While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous.

Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment.

A boy magician wants to make his father (Ted Lange) appear; four orphaned siblings seek to form a rock band.

A landlady plans to sue a tenant; a professor meets his replacement; a magician's daughter falls in love.

Rose's daughter and Dorothy's son visit their mothers at the same time.

Lisa Whelchel travels the country to discover the nostalgic world of personal collections and amazing treasures, and meets the people who own them.

Klinger seems to lack Radar's knack for cutting through red tape to get some much-needed supplies for the unit.

Radar's departure leaves everyone depressed.

Rose, Blanche and Dorothy take a vacation at a resort that doesn't live up to its reputation.

While Dorothy is laid off from teaching, she finds work at the same museum where Blanche goes to work.

Dorothy and Blanche contrive an answer to Rose's personal ad.

For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister Angela in from Sicily, Italy, as a surprise; Dorothy's the one who's surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.

Ray persuades Robert to botch an invitation assignment, so Amy will let him off the hook with their wedding plans, but the scheme backfires.

When Ray drops off Ally for a sleepover, he gets the idea that his nemesis in the cookie drive is making a pass at him.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

Archie, Edith and Mike tell Gloria three different versions of the story of a refrigerator repairman's visit.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

When Alice takes a job in an office completely surrounded by men, Ralph's jealousy creates an impossible situation.

Ralph views an impending visit from his mother-in-law with a growing sense of disaster.

Rollin takes on a prince (Nehemiah Persoff) in a gambling challenge to bankrupt his efforts to purchase arms for an invasion.

A college professor (William Windom) experiments to get the one-armed man to confess; guest Geraldine Brooks.

Harry investigates the disappearance of a retired rear admiral's (Leif Erickson) wife (Sharon Acker), who vanished after a yacht mishap.

A black officer and his white colleague become aware of their prejudices at a police conference.

An elderly man solves the murder of a young woman who lived in the apartment building he manages.

Malloy and Reed risk their lives to rescue a fellow officer who is shot and wounded.

A renegade American POW causes problems for Hogan when he offers the Nazi's info for his freedom.

Bill trains to be a private detective, with a little help from TV history and a real-life private eye!

Beaver damages Ward's old autographed baseball during a game of catch.

Beaver is heartbroken when his pet monkey disappears.

Paul Drake and Perry search for the identity of a bedraggled, amnesiac teenage girl; guest Werner Klemperer.

Ben defends a movie-queen turned cosmetics-mogul accused of murdering her former lover to prevent the publication of some revealing photos.

McGarrett doubts the evidence of an ecologist filmed in the act of kidnapping.

The family isn't sure what to do with Grandpa's cousin, who came to collect an old debt from Zeb; Jason pursues a girl named Toni.

Festus encounters an old friend (Brock Peters), now a fugitive from the law.

The Cartwright sons, Candy and a girl become targets after witnessing a murder and robbery committed by a ruthless outlaw gang.

A gang comes to town to free a jailed member.

A drifter forces his attentions on a deaf girl.

The wagon train deals with a rash of typhoid fever.

DeSoto and Gage worry about a routine recertification exam; a child is trapped; an elderly TV-sports fan suffers shortness of breath.

Father Mulcahy becomes the object of a young nurse's affections.

When Klinger tries to help a South Korean girl financially, her mother misunderstands his motives.

Charles is sure he had a great time in Tokyo, if he could only remember what he did.

The 4077th races the clock to save severely wounded soldiers.

Barney becomes smitten with Melissa after he helps her cross the street and soon has dinner with her and her supposed dad. Before Barney can realize what is happening, she announces that they are engaged.

Andy and Opie go fishing and encounter an unhoused person, who later becomes friends with Opie and negatively impacts his conscience.

Debra chooses a friend to replace her if she dies but gets annoyed when Ray seems pleased by the idea.

Marie attempts to take over when Debra throws a bridal shower for Amy; Debra runs into trouble with the law and must rely on Marie for help.

Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open-heart surgery; however, that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married.

The roommates swoon over a TV actor Patrick Vaughn who is appearing at their community theater.

Guests include Rita Hayworth and Jim Bailey.

A housekeeper believes her bedridden employer's husband is contemplating homicide; guest Jerry Van Dyke.

A computer expert is called in to work on the world's most advanced computer, which has the soul of a jealous woman.

An antiques dealer (Robert H. Harris) decides his art objects are too beautiful to sell. With Louise Larabee.

An insecure woman (Phyllis Thaxter) who can't control her drinking loses control at a cocktail party.

Mannix works undercover at a health ranch for alcoholics.

Cannon goes to retrieve the body of a friend's son killed in a freak sea accident.

An insurance company sends Barnaby to investigate the death of a honeymooning hotel owner.

Friday and Gannon find life in the Business Office Division busier than they expected.

Friday and Gannon introduce the use of dogs to the LAPD to sniff out marijuana.

Malloy and Reed answer a "child left alone" call and uncover a child-neglect case.

A Parisian cabaret entertainer becomes involved in Hogan's espionage capers.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver awaits his reward for finding a wallet.

Beaver writes a florid history of his mother's past for a school composition.

A fight for control of corporate voting stock results in murder, and Perry's client was at the scene of the crime.

On his way to a luncheon where he is to be honored as "Man of the Year," Ben and his housekeeper have car trouble, are robbed and then arrested.

McGarrett sends in an undercover agent to identify the gang responsible for a series of dental supply gold thefts.

Mary Ellen and John enlist Grandma's help to convince Mamie Baldwin to have cataract surgery.

An outlaw (Anthony Zerbe) falls in love with the widow (Salome Jens) of a man he killed in self-defense.

Ben allows a ranch hand to care for a mistreated stallion the man stole from his brother.

A dapper man arrives on the stage and announces that he has come to kill Lucas.

Mark falls head-over-heels into his first puppy love.

The four Hooper brothers are orphaned when their parents are killed in a wagon accident.

Station 51 plans a lavish farewell party for an unpopular superior officer; a model suffers from heat stroke during a promotion stunt.

Klinger falls victim to the peculiar behavior of the 4077th's personnel.

The officers are drafted into running the saloon while Rosie is in the hospital.

B.J. and Charles clash when they are both honored for an operation.

A Korean-American infant is abandoned at the 4077th.

A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry bank's money.

Thelma Lou and Barney play matchmaker for Andy and Karen, Thelma Lou's attractive cousin. However, Barney slips up, making Karen think that Andy is as crude as Barney makes him out to be.

Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an unspoken battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.

Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.

Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm; after this experience she decides to live for the day.

Dorothy and Rose agree to baby-sit a group of children, but one set of parents fails to claim its child.

Guest stars Ken Berry and Totie Fields drop by to take part in some of Carol's most popular recurring sketches.

An actress searching for her long-lost son is implicated in the murder of a drama critic; guests James Stacy, Victor Buono.

While horseback riding, a wealthy girl is nearly run down by another woman, who chases her.