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To appease his mother, Sheldon goes on a quest to make his first friend by following techniques in a self-help book.

George Sr. is rushed to the emergency room; Meemaw comes to baby-sit; the kids have an adventure getting to the hospital on their own.

Leonard has to choose between Penny and his new girlfriend, Priya; Howard's magic trick drives Sheldon crazy.

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Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation.

Highlighting the next generation of superstar female athletes.

A salvage maestro returns to raise more valuable tropical hardwood trying not to wreck his own boat in the process; the multimillion dollar operation to salvage America's biggest shipwreck.

In northern Myanmar, heavy rains trigger a deadly landslide at a jade mine; a water taxi in Rotterdam speeds toward disaster on the Meuse River; a fire captain puts his life on the line when his team becomes trapped by fire.

Auto racing is one of the biggest spectator sports in America, with a number of organizations holding races nearly year-round so there's a lot to cover on "RaceWeek," which reports on the latest news from the racing world. Covering everything from NASCAR and IRL to Formula One and drag racing, the weekly show keeps viewers in the know with what's happening on their favorite circuits. In addition t

Anchor Shannon Bream interviews the biggest newsmakers of the week and leads guests in providing context and analysis of the issues facing Americans.

FOX NFL Kickoff is hosted by Charissa Thompson alongside Pro Football Hall of Famer and Super Bowl champion Charles Woodson, three-time Super Bowl champion Julian Edelman and longtime sports media personality Colin Cowherd.

Hosts Curt Menefee and Terry Bradshaw with analysts Howie Long, Michael Strahan and Rob Gronkowski. FOX NFL insider Jay Glazer returns with the FOX NFL Sunday crew, delivering exclusive insights and breaking news across the league.

Shedeur Sanders and the Browns head to Soldier Field to face the Bears. Sanders threw for 364 yards and three touchdowns, but Cleveland took a 31-29 home loss to Tennessee in Week 14. Chicago's five-game run was snapped in a loss to rival Green Bay.

The Rams (10-3) host the Lions (8-5) for a crucial contest that will help shape the NFC playoff landscape. Los Angeles is tied with Seattle for first in the NFC West and best record in the conference. Detroit sits one game out of postseason position.

Hosts Curt Menefee and Terry Bradshaw alongside analysts Howie Long, Rob Gronkowski and Michael Strahan discuss what has occurred during today's slate of games.

Mark enrolls in a dangerous science experiment to win a Super Bowl ticket.

Set in the near future, Marge is competently coping with the hormonal onslaught hitting her now teenage kids.

A determined child enlists Stupendous to track down her father's killer; Tyrannis agrees to pose as Viscera's boyfriend.

The kids get caught up in a stunt competition at a Christmas tree farm; Bob decorates cookies for Santa; Linda tries to find every tree a home.

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George and Jerry invest in falling stock after a bad tip from a stock-market shyster.

Jerry gives George advice on breaking up and then finds himself in the same boat.

After Barry starts checking out the best medical schools to become a doctor, Lainey announces she got into a fashion program that doesn't have a medical school, so Barry decides to modify his dream so he can be with Lainey.

Barry plans big romantic gestures for Lainey on prom night; Adam is thrilled when a nerdy but cute junior asks him out.

Darlene, desperate for money, gets a job at Price Warehouse; Jackie decides to take her "thrupple" relationship with Ron and Janelle to the next level; Ben shaves his beard in an attempt to appear more clean-cut to potential advertisers.

Harris is newly unemployed, depressed and has moved back into the house, while Becky struggles to find affordable childcare; Jackie suggests Becky reach out to Emilio's family for support; the family contemplates tattoos.

As the firefighters, rescue squad and paramedics of Chicago Firehouse 51 forge headfirst into danger, the choices they make can mean the difference between life and death. But from the relentless pressure of saving lives, an extended family is forged. Led by Chief Wallace Boden, Matthew Casey, Kelly Severide, Gabriela Dawson and the others know -- when it's go time, Firehouse 51 lays it all on the

Phil doesn't feel appreciated while Claire is busy running the closet business; a life-size standee of Gloria for her hot sauce display attracts unsavory attention; Cam and Mitch become suspicious of their new renters.

Power outages during a thunderstorm send the whole family to Jay and Gloria's; Jay tries to make it to a reunion with buddies from the Navy; Phil hopes to redeem himself after a panic attack; Mitch and Cam must salvage Lily's birthday party.

Amy and Sheldon spread gossip as part of an experiment; Howard decides to take a big step in his relationship with Bernadette.

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A hidden health condition claims the lives of new recruits during military training; a routine eye exam can spot life-altering clues about overall health; high-school sweethearts celebrate 60 years of marriage with a beloved board game.

Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health

An entertaining daily business news show giving everyday Americans an edge in the stock market straight from the trading floor.

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A woman sues because her tennis club membership was revoked.

A salon owner sues his ex-girlfriend over unpaid station fees; a man blames his neighbor for towing his car, saying she gave him permission to park in her spot.

"Kidnapping a Horse.".

Martina says her husband has turned parenthood into a prison, refusing to use reliable birth control and intentionally keeping her pregnant to control her every move.

Alyssa says her husband is taking advantage of her -- she says they used to split the household bills 50/50, and now, it's more like 80/20, and she believes he is spending his money on another woman.

"Chat Line Relationship Catastrophe.".

A couple sue because a stranger spread unfounded rumors about them, almost ruining their marriage.

A murder trial descends into chaos and confusion; an aspiring country singer gets stage fright in bond court; a career criminal attempts to teach a fellow defendant a life lesson.

When a schoolteacher is found murdered in a parking lot, detectives try to unravel the senseless crime.

When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike.

When Abishola puts her foot down about Dele not going to Nigeria with his father, Dele rebels against her for the very first time.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Unaware that Claire has a personal assistant, Phil cannot figure out how she is getting everything done; Jay and Gloria are sleep deprived as Joe goes through a fussy phase; Cam and Mitch feel they are not treated well at a friend's wedding.

Phil lies to Claire to keep her from finding out about his attractive new client; Gloria asks for Claire's help in dealing with a yoga instructor she thinks is attracted to her; Jay makes a web show; Mitch and Cam teach Lily how to ride a bike.

Sheldon starts an internet flame war; Missy stands up to the boys on her baseball team; Meemaw is unhappy when George Sr. spends time with her new boyfriend.

Missy steals her dad George's truck and runs away from her house; she hits the road with her friend Paige.

Sheldon seeks revenge on his nemesis, Wil Wheaton; Wolowitz wants Penny to set him up with one of her friends.

Penny learns there are fans of her performance in "Serial Ape-ist" when she and Leonard attend a Comic Con event; Amy hosts a brunch at Penny's apartment; Wolowitz makes an impulsive purchase.

Actress Torrey Devitto goes head-to-head with actor Craig Robinson; a legal consultant competes with a bartender; a hair stylist competes with an occupational therapist; a hair stylist competes with a theater artist.

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Elaine's ex introduces her to two of his friends who look like George and Kramer but act like their exact opposites.

Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).

Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

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Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

News and features about performers, productions and the milieu.

Inside the entertainment newsgathering process, as reporters coast to coast break headlines, advance the stories of the day, and sit down with celebrities.

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Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation.

Aviation collisions, close calls and a plan that aims to overhaul the nation's air traffic control; extremists use disturbing tactics to exploit children online; key strategies to protect your child in a digital age.

Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health

An entertaining daily business news show giving everyday Americans an edge in the stock market straight from the trading floor.

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A man sues for profits from selling a litter of kittens his cat fathered; a dispute between friends after a vintage car receives avoidable parking tickets.

A dispute between friends over the use of a guest house; a music manager seeks compensation after being fired prematurely by his client.

"Stealing From an Ex.".

Zoe says her coworker sent her a screenshot of Raymond's comment on another woman's page: "I love you.".

Luckie says that, after she married Adrian, he became messy and lazy and now wants to control how she spends her money; she wants him to stop treating their home like his giant man-cave.

"Relationship Loan Disaster.".

Neighbors blame encroaching bamboo for disrupting a backyard oasis; a dispute between exes over storage fees at a fertility clinic.

A shocking recording seals the fate of a man accused of murdering his wife; a defendant's cookie craving turns bloody; a convicted murderer admits to a horrific crime to protect his son.

The quiet community of Walterboro, S.C. is catapulted into headlines when a 22-year-old woman is gunned down in her locked car.

As Bob gears up for delivery day at the new sock factory, he struggles to put his foot down with his opinionated family; Abishola gets a taste of Kemi's new personality when her successful lawyer son comes to visit.

Bob prepares to meet Abishola's mother but gets more than he bargained for when he enlists Tunde's help in securing her approval; Abishola considers breaking Nigerian tradition by having a small wedding.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Phil decides he wants to take a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire, but they are both exhausted; Jay's command of the bathroom remodel creates hazards for the rest of the family; Cam's visiting sister's emotional outbursts frustrate Mitch.

When Manny and Luke baby-sit Lily so the adults can have a day to themselves, things go awry and Claire is convinced the boys are throwing a party.

Mary gets Pastor Jeff involved when Sheldon isn't invited to Billy's birthday party; George Sr. has male bonding time with Dr. Sturgis.

Georgie goes on a birthday date; Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George; Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.

Penny tags along on Sheldon's first date; Wolowitz finds a new use for a robotic arm.

Amy lies about repairs being made to her apartment so she can continue living with Sheldon; Leonard lets Penny decorate Sheldon's old room.

Twelve bakers consisting of home, pro and social media backgrounds enter a winter wonderland and make nostalgic chocolate treats; the remaining contestants bake with tropical fruits from around the world.

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George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada.".

Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.

Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

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Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

News and features about performers, productions and the milieu.

Inside the entertainment newsgathering process, as reporters coast to coast break headlines, advance the stories of the day, and sit down with celebrities.

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Digital access deficiencies and the healthcare divide; deciphering denied insurance claims, navigating the appeals process and advocating for oneself; a baker inspires hope and provides the ingredients to help homeless people make a fresh start.

Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health

An entertaining daily business news show giving everyday Americans an edge in the stock market straight from the trading floor.

Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines.

A man sues over his investment in his nephew's promising basketball career after the young man tests positive for steroids and is kicked out of the league.

A woman sues her boyfriend's aunt for intentionally injuring her during Thanksgiving dinner.

"Mean Stepmother.".

Crystal says Josh left one afternoon, saying he was running errands; he didn't return home until the following evening; she believes he was with another woman.

Alicia says James was unable to pay for their son's diapers, wipes and clothes because he gambled all his money away -- he lost $1,800 on sporting bets over a six-week period.

"TV Tears Apart a Friendship.".

A DJ seeks compensation because overzealous party guests destroyed his equipment; a sports camp fails to deliver on a promise of top-tier guest coaches.

A look at some of the wildest courtroom moments; a judge takes a bullet and fires back; a defendant tries to charm his way out of jail; a woman provides testimony to send her boyfriend to prison for life.

After a 53-year-old man mysteriously vanishes, It would take a focused investigation team and their relentless quest for justice to bring a horrific crime to light.

Abishola decides to postpone taking the Medical College Admission Test, surprising everyone; Christina grapples with taking a job opportunity that could mean the end for Kofo and MaxDot.

When Gloria goes on vacation, Abishola takes charge of the nursing staff, but quickly falls short as the job requires "people skills"; with Abishola busy at the hospital, the Wheelers try to cope with her temporary absence.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Claire and the kids hide a stray dog from Phil; even though Jay says he doesn't want new friends, Gloria invites a new couple over; Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band.

Claire is convinced there's a mole in the company; Phil confronts Auntie Alice about stealing Gloria's hot sauce recipe; Jay teaches Joe how to be a handyman.

Sheldon fakes being sick to avoid a swim test at school; Dr. Sturgis spies on Meemaw's new boyfriend.

Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets; Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal; Missy is caught between two friends.

Leonard realizes he is the only one in his group without a girlfriend; Sheldon wants to get rid of his girlfriend.

Sheldon is determined to convince Amy they should procreate; Koothrappali is reluctant to tell the gang what the new woman he's dating does for a living.

With $250,000 on the line, the final 16 players must conquer the toughest, most intimidating categories yet to claim a life-changing victory.

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Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.

Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

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Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

Natalie Cole, James Ingram, Al Jarreau, Lakisha Jones, Christopher and Kyle Massey, Brian McKnight, Jeffrey Osborne, and the Greater Los Angeles Gospel Choir perform.

Traditional and new holiday music to celebrate Christmas.

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Secret development of massive data centers in communities; firefighters train for rescue missions over the edges of crumbling cliffs; a college glee club inspires leaders.

Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health

An entertaining daily business news show giving everyday Americans an edge in the stock market straight from the trading floor.

Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines.

A woman sues her ex-boyfriend because a camping trip went awry; a dispute over cruise expenses after a friend bails at the last minute.

A wedding videographer is blamed after a groom's private conversation with his ex-girlfriend is broadcast to all of the guests.

"Business Destroyed Our Friendship.".

Wyisha says her fiancé, Wesley, lied about going to work and instead went to his friend's house party; she later found out that he and his friends invited women to stay the night.

Shantel is done with the lies, the betrayal and the gut-wrenching suspicion that her fiancée is sleeping with the father of her children.

"Moving Mayhem!".

A returned engagement ring loses value after a fiancée ends the relationship over the groom-to-be's questionable behavior.

A look at some of the wildest courtroom moments; a Massachusetts courtroom erupts in a storm of fists and f-bombs; a judge pays the price for her outrageous behavior; a doctor appears for a hearing via Zoom during surgery.

A 46-year-old woman is found bludgeoned to death in her home; the mysterious clues left at the scene baffle investigators.

Bob and Abishola attempt to find time together amidst their busy schedules; Goodwin's leadership tactics push Kofo over the edge.

Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Manny talks the family into taking the train to attend Dede's wedding; Claire and Mitchell work on a toast; Phil and Cam are excited to spot their favorite author on the train.

Claire struggles to find the right time to fire an employee; Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl; Alex moves back in, seemingly undetected; Jay refuses to believe it might be difficult to re-enter the workforce.

George Sr. and Meemaw struggle to manage the Cooper household; Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.

Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend; Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany.

Everything could change when Leonard spontaneously invites Penny to a romantic dinner.

Sheldon gets jealous when a co-worker wins an award; Wolowitz finds an old remote control Stephen Hawking action figure that he made.

The final bakers tackle a towering three-tier cake challenge, but only one baker rises to the top and walks away with the prize.

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Elaine and Jerry arrange a date for George with one of her unattached friends (Maggie Jakobson).

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.

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Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

Friends join host Dean Cain as he counts down holiday films.

Christmas carols, family rememberances, and messages of hope and inspiration; featuring Jekalyn Carr, Janice Gaines, Kelontae Gavin, VaShawn Mitchell, Brian Courtney Wilson and Kierra Sheard-Kelly.

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One of the most common misdiagnoses in the ER; the symptoms and simple phrase that could save a life; some of the most common types of scams, and solutions to protect people from falling prey.

Since 1982, "AgDay" has been providing farmers and ranchers news, weather and market information every weekday morning. The half-hour program covers many aspects of farming to give producers the information they need to make better decisions about their operations. The show's not just about agriculture, though, as it also features regular segments that deal with topics such as food safety, health

An entertaining daily business news show giving everyday Americans an edge in the stock market straight from the trading floor.

Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines.

A woman is accused of deceiving her ex-boyfriend when she asked for his help to cover a medical expense; a singing telegram doesn't go as planned.

A divorced pair blame each other for the death of their child's hamster; a babysitter seeks compensation for her broken tablet.

"You Lost My Dog!".

Wesley says Wyisha exaggerates and blows things out of proportion: he admits to a few white lies but says he's not cheating.

Shantel says her fiancée is a cheater -- she went through Brittia's phone and found text messages from her ex, Antonio.

"Labor for Free Rent Disaster.".

A man sues his son's mother for allowing their teen to marry his babysitter; a dispute over a veterinary bill after a neighbor tempts a dog with a tasty treat.

A look at some of the wildest courtroom moments; a judge takes down a violent offender with his own hands; a renegade zookeeper confronts his former employees in court; a lawyer's outrageous behavior leaves her colleagues and her client shocked.

The body of a 14-year-old girl is found near a bike trail.

Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.

As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life.

Exploring the world class attractions, adventures, food, sports and people that have turned the desert kingdom into the fastest growing travel destination in the world.

Sheldon learns to listen when an emotional Paige struggles with her parents' divorce; George Sr. is furious when Georgie tries to buy his way out of chores.

Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford.

Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz talk to junior high girls about science-related careers; Raj plans a date with Lucy.

Sheldon and Leonard disagree about how to divide their shared belongings; Koothrappali and Stuart fight to be the most helpful to Bernadette during her final weeks of pregnancy.

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George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.

Highlights of the funniest moments from the first 100 episodes, including the characters' botched relationships and catchphrases.

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.