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Andy accepts a friend's offer to join an exclusive club and brings along Barney, who makes a fool of himself by putting on airs. Andy soon learns that only he has been selected for membership.

Mike Lefevre is five years old when his father brings his little sister home from the hospital, holding her in one hand and a plush Snoopy in the other; for Mike, it is love at first sight, for both his sibling and her stuffed toy.

Col. Potter plans to show his all-time favorite Western as a pick-me-up for the company's badly sagging morale.

Hawkeye and B.J. decide to do something about a helicopter pilot who uses natives to gather battlefield bric-a-brac to sell as war souvenirs.

Practical joker Pinky's gag leaves Archie with some very strange bedfellows.

Edith revolts when she applies for a bank loan and discovers there are different rules for men and women.

Archie is caught between sympathy and self-preservation when a woman from his past needs his help.

When someone passes counterfeit money at the bar, Edith is arrested as a suspect.

Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a family feud.

Robert's psychology project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Thinking that he is to be named "Raccoon of the Year," Ralph prepares an ad-lib speech for the occasion.

A strange piano allows the listener's hidden character to be suddenly revealed.

Peg is bored with her marriage to Ted, a wealthy toy manufacturer; she seizes a golden opportunity to eliminate her husband.

Casey's pose as a corrupt politician's courier turns deadly when she unknowingly carries a bomb; guest Georg Stanford Brown.

Kimble is riding with a clergyman when a sniper's (Beau Bridges) bullet kills the man; guest Telly Savalas.

A secretary who engineered a robbery with her beau asks help from Harry, who learns the amount of the theft has increased by $475,000.

Friday and Gannon race against time to stop a man from killing himself.

Juveniles who claim they want to be self-sufficient burglarize a grocery store.

Malloy and Reed search for an elusive bar girl who can help to clear an officer of a blackmail charge.

A simple traffic violation turns into a serious case that nearly leads to gunplay.

What a transformation 60 years brings; Bill gives Toony a taste of life in 1965.

Cases of ice cream disappear when Wally and Eddie begin working at a dairy.

Beaver is the only one among his friends to honor a pact to dress casually for an awards dinner.

Word of a planned business merger may have been leaked through the letters of two little girls.

Judge Carter Addison (Dick Van Dyke) kills his mistress then presides over the murder trial as Matlock tries to defend a framed man.

After his kidnapped son escapes, a wealthy man demands McGarrett recover the $300,000 ransom he paid to the boy's abductors.

A brilliant but insecure substitute (Catherine Burns) makes drastic changes in the school routine.

Festus tries his best to help when Doc Adams is bitten by a snake.

Adam senses trouble between a man and his wife while searching for cattle rustlers and is convinced to stay awhile by the couple's son.

A hard-drinking painter is accused of murder.

A desperate, mute man steals from the stagecoach.

A young Indian kidnaps his father's fiance and forces her to work as revenge against the man who treated his mother badly and caused her suicide.

A beautician who has overdosed on diet pills makes a play for the paramedics; Brackett treats a gunshot victim who denies he was shot.

The surgical teams must somehow cope with a critical shortage of blood during a grueling 18-hour operating session.

Maj. Houlihan's fiance arrives at the 4077th and shocks Frank by asking him to be his best man.

Charles Winchester joins the team; Hot Lips returns from her honeymoon; Klinger learns that his lawyer is a phony.

Charles Winchester is unhappy with his surroundings at the 4077th; Frank receives psychiatric treatment to get over his love affair with Hot Lips.

Andy, Barney and Opie substitute Aunt Bee's terrible homemade pickles with store-bought ones to avoid eating hers. Their plan backfires when Aunt Bee decides to enter them in the county fair.

A trial run as sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not ready for a similar job in a nearby town.

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A man freed by Perry from an unjust, 5-year imprisonment subsequently is charged with murder.

When a young man steps out of his coffin at his own funeral the townsfolk grow to suspect that the devil has assumed the man's body.

An ordinary man discovers adding a toupee and a beard to change his appearance causes more problems than he anticipated.

A police lieutenant (Robert Reed) slaps a murder charge on an attorney who claims he wasn't at the scene of the crime.

A retired call girl (Stefanie Powers) resists cooperating when Cannon asks her to be the lure in a police plan to trap her former boss.

A released convict (Gary Lockwood) tries to obtain a ransom by renewing an old kidnapping scheme.

Friday and Gannon check out an applicant to the police academy and discover that six months of his life are missing.

A suspect trips himself up by his own bad habits when a small industrial firm reports $100,000 has been embezzled.

Officer Reed gets needled by a fellow officer for his faith in man.

A bitter ex-cop and a Hollywood starlet present problems for Malloy and Reed.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Wally and Beaver arrange a double date.

Beaver joins a record club thinking it will only cost him 87 cents a week.

A secretary comes to Perry when she discovers the $200,000 she found in a shoe box has disappeared; guest Kathie Brown.

A socialite retains Matlock to defend her husband's accused killer, a maid (Theresa Saldana) who won't help her own defense.

A Texas heiress (Beverlee McKinsey) pits a beachboy against a playboy in a bizarre card game in which their lives are the stakes.

Grandma makes plans to distribute her wealth after a friend leaves her $250.

A bandit holds hostages inside a church while Doc Adams treats his wounds.

The Cartwrights play matchmakers to help a Ponderosa ranch hand learn the art of romance and win the affections of a schoolteacher; guest Vaughn Monroe.

A sprightly elderly lady arrives in North Fork and announces that she plans to capture a bandit.

Lucas helps an alcoholic former doctor regain his self-respect.

A man joins the wagon train in search of hidden gold.

Brackett faints after an aquarium catfish bites him; a man accidentally glues his eyes shut; Squad 51 brings in flash-fire victims.

Radar becomes depressed when he thinks that his manhood has not been fulfilled.

B.J. receives a visit from an old college friend who proceeds to play practical jokes on the M*A*S*H members.

Col. Potter asks a wounded psychiatrist to counsel some of the team because morale is low.

Charles Winchester records a letter to his wealthy father begging him to use his influence to get him out of the unit.

Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.

Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.

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Perry is faced with the unusual task of having to cross-examine a parrot (voice by Mel Blanc).

Apparently benign alien emissaries show mankind how to end the misery of war, plague and famine.

A once-prominent Hollywood family discovers a way to improve finances. With John Carradine, Vera Miles, James Farentino.

Mannix tries to mend severed ties with his estranged father. Guest: Vera Miles.

To save a Catholic bishop (Richard Kiley), Cannon must pose as a hired assassin and infiltrate a crime mob.

A CB-radio conversation provides a clue to finding a ranch employee who spotted a break in the fence.

Friday and Gannon find the solution when several charges of police brutality are brought against the department.

Friday and Gannon defend fellow policemen in a debate over charges of brutality, ineffectiveness and ignorance.

Two officers are ambushed by members of a militant group.

A young woman tries to cash a found check; Reed and Malloy are accused of poaching in another officer's territory; a thief is found hiding in a mortuary.

Toony, Bill and Quizzer take personality tests, which leads to a crisis of identity for the Quiz-man.

In a letter to a newspaper columnist, Beaver complains that his parents are too strict.

Eddie Haskell moves to his own apartment.

An oilman who wishes to sell oil leases at an unusually low price asks Perry to handle the transaction; guest Bill Williams.

Ben defends an over-the-hill quarterback (John Beck) with a reputation as a womanizer who is accused of killing his team-owner girlfriend.

An adversary (William Windom) of McGarrett's pulls off the perfect heist in front of Five-0; guest Jackie Coogan.

The Walton family befriends a mail pilot forced down by engine trouble; Olivia feels depressed.

An Indian girl defies the laws of her people to save her father.

A grieving father blames Ben for the death of his 20-year-old son in a shooting he feels Cartwright could have prevented.

Lucas unmasks a book salesman as a killer.

Long Trek - Lucas and Marshall Torrance run into trouble transporting a captured killer back to face trial.

A flirtatious Southern belle does her best to win the affections of a young Sicilian man, then rejects him in favor of another.

A television news reporter and her cameraman, a former Vietnam combat photographer, are assigned to film a documentary about Squad 51.

Everyone is in an uproar when the emergency supply of light bulbs turns out to be an ice cream churn.

The 4077th is busy looking after wounded Korean civilians when a shiny 1948 Chevrolet pulls into camp.

Col. Potter learns new military money is being issued in hopes of confusing counterfeiters.

Nurse Cooper can't cope with the operating room; Radar gets a tattoo.

After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop.

A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence.

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A murder charge against a woman follows the cutting attempt which ruins a huge diamond.

Old Ben has the strange power to change himself into anything, or anyone, he wants.