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Tony puts Jeannie on a budget; Jeannie serves a budget meal to a Soviet guest.

Jeannie's wine turns the Bellows invisible; Tony and Jeannie must come up with a quick fix.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Bud is accused of causing $100 worth of damage to a neighbor's property.

Betty is concerned over Bud's failure to present himself in a socially acceptable manner.

George's lecture to Gracie on the importance of safety only makes her think that he's angry with her.

Gracie urges George to get mad at Harry Morton.

Carol Burnett plays a Southern belle to Jack's slick riverboat gambler.

Jayne Mansfield takes a Hawaiian cruise with Jack.

McHale's men put Christy (Gary Vinson) in a sack and mail him home to see his baby daughter. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) is a one-man lookout on an island the enemy uses for target practice. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

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Howard starts a fencing team.

Kelly cooks for Warren's parents.

While Martin is clearing himself of Virus M, Tim accidently contracts it.

Mrs. Brown steps in front of Martin's Personality Altecator and becomes a crook.

When the Partridges start treating him with kid gloves, Reuben feels he's not long for the world.

Representative Thomas P. O'Neill reads Freddy's letter on television.

Rick extends an invitation to a bag lady to dine with the family.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Lionel has to take a lie detector test on the first day of his new job.

George thinks Lionel is ashamed of him for never having graduated from high school.

George is offered a fortune to sell his business.

Lionel decides to move into his own apartment.

The governor is upset when Benson vetoes a legislative bill that he favored.

Benson and Clayton discover Katie and her cousin in a bar with a pair of college men.

Vera and Elliot rent their spare room to their tyranical one-time landlady.

Mel offers to train Jolene when she decides to try out for a spot on a women's basketball team.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Barney rents a room to an antagonistic man.

Stephanie becomes jealous of Archie's lady friend, who rushes to his side when he catches a nasty cold.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Adrienne Barbeau; Gabriel Kaplan; Joan Rivers; George Plimpton.

Health farm.

Preacher; druggist; vagabond.

Danny weds Elaine; Chester and Dutch flee; Carol tells Jodie she's pregnant.

The wedding of Corinne and Tim is disrupted by the groom's mother.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Jodie proposes to Carol; Jessica consents to Chester's operation.

The governor is upset when Benson vetoes a legislative bill that he favored.

Benson and Clayton discover Katie and her cousin in a bar with a pair of college men.

Betty is concerned that her cousin will present a bad impression to her friends.

Bud teases his father about being married.

After George accuses her a spending too much money, Gracie visits a financial advisor.

Gracie, a widow, and a treasured raccoon coat, spell trouble for Harry Von Zell.

Jack has to complete a test to get his driver's license and is accused of cheating when another man looks at his test.

Johnny Carson sings, dances and does magic.

Dennis helps a friend who is having problems.

Dennis is determined to cure Mr. Wilson's writer's block.

Bentley fears Kelly's fiance is using her to get a job.

Martin becomes the blood brother of a race horse when a mosquito bites the animal after biting Martin.

Rick and Edward clash over creating a new game for the toy company.

Rick's "spouse" in a mock-marriage project reveals she's pregnant.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Maude suspects hanky-panky when she hears a man's laughter in the middle of the night.

Maude helps Vivian with a dinner party only to find out that she and Walter are not invited.

Maude takes up her duties as manager over three men in a real-estate office.

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

Archie voices his concern about a sex-education class at Stephanie's school.

Gloria returns home only to find Archie anxious to hear the details of her breakup with Mike.

Gloria can't wait to begin her new life without Mike, even though Archie doubts she can make it on her own.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.