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Martin becomes the blood brother of a race horse when a mosquito bites the animal after biting Martin.

Rick and Edward clash over creating a new game for the toy company.

Rick's "spouse" in a mock-marriage project reveals she's pregnant.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Maude suspects hanky-panky when she hears a man's laughter in the middle of the night.

Maude helps Vivian with a dinner party only to find out that she and Walter are not invited.

Maude takes up her duties as manager over three men in a real-estate office.

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

Archie voices his concern about a sex-education class at Stephanie's school.

Gloria returns home only to find Archie anxious to hear the details of her breakup with Mike.

Gloria can't wait to begin her new life without Mike, even though Archie doubts she can make it on her own.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

John discovers that his ex-wife's new husband is cheating on her.

John's (Judd Hirsch) visiting dad (Stephen Elliot) takes an interest in Kate (Isabella Hofmann) -- which she returns in kind. With Billie Bird.

After inviting his widowed aunt to join the group, her incessant meddling forces John to rescind the offer.

Kate (Isabella Hofmann) takes the group's advice and accepts a date -- with an old friend of John's. With Judd Hirsch and Jane Carr.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

A simple request by Harry Von Zell to borrow $50 convinces Gracie that he's broke.

Gracie and Blanche's plan to visit San Franciso causes George and Harry to plan some harmless fun of their own.

Clint Walker teaches Jack to be a two-fisted he-man.

Jack competes with Robert Goulet for a woman's attention.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) embarks on a campaign to fatten up McHale (Ernest Borgnine).

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew must get rid of a Japanese plane harassing the base before they can go on leave. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

The Andersons have a dispute over fashion.

Betty learns a valuable lesson while teaching others at college.

The town holds a Paint-up, Clean-up Week campaign and everyone spruces up their place; Dennis gets into the act with paint from Mr. Wilson to paint his red wagon; Dennis paints the wagon and the street corner; Mr. Wilson gets blamed.

Both Dennis and Mr. Wilson are ashamed that they have never learned to whistle and try everything they can think of, including eating very sour cherries, to be able to do so.

Hazel shows a house for Steve so he may attend a picnic.

Hazel buys a piece of land then finds it is nearly worthless.

The High Priestess of Witchdom dethrones Darrin in his own "castle.".

Jeannie blinks up a new floor to a hotel in LA after Roger's hotel reservation falls through.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Jo's grandfather travels from Poland to see her graduate from college.

Blair, Tootie, Natalie and Beverly Ann make vacation plans while Jo considers taking a job in Los Angeles.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

The Keatons recall special moments while helping Andrew fill a "time capsule" with family memorabilia.

Brenda scratches the valuable blues recording her grandfather gave her.

Their new butler's refined manner exasperates Mary and Rose.

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Premarital jitters have Jenny questioning her love for Lionel.

George's suggestion of a pre-nuptial agreement causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny.

Florence quits when the Jeffersons forbid her to entertain her boyfriend overnight.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

Everybody has an opinion on why John should attend his ex-wife's wedding -- even a bartender (George Wendt) at Grand Central Station.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

Bob & Ray; actor Charles Grodin; Mike Rozier.

Having failed at real estate, Helen tries her hand at stand-up comedy.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell bet on who will land the worst date through a video dating service.

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

The High Priestess of Witchdom dethrones Darrin in his own "castle.".

The Empress Hepzibah's decision that witches and mortals don't mix is delayed.

Jeannie blinks up a new floor to a hotel in LA after Roger's hotel reservation falls through.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Gracie thinks George is planning to retire so she trades their home for a mountain cabin.

As she's getting ready to attend a movie premiere with George, Gracie remembers that she gave the tickets away.

Ed Sullivan and Jack play opposing attorneys in a murder trial.

Don pretends to have a broken leg.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is certain McHale (Ernest Borgnine) is the source of a leak of confidential information. With Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) surprises everyone when he locates an enemy installation. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Bud gets a job at the local newspaper, much to Margaret and Jim's disapproval.

The Andersons are worried when Betty goes to New York to attend a friend's wedding.

Mr. Wilson hopes to win a car in a raffle, but Dennis sells the ticket.

Dennis and Tommy go into business.

Steve forgets his wedding anniversary and makes plans to fish.

Steve is annoyed by the attention his youthful secretary is showing him.

Darrin discovers that bedwarmers can be worse than mothers-in-law.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Blair and Jo unknowingly become involved with jewel thieves when they attend their sister school's anniversary in Australia.

While in Sydney, Blair and Jo are pursued by two men who claim to be police officers.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

Mel is excited when he hears that his mother plans on remarrying until he meets his new step father, who is his age.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Alex goes overboard, filling Andrew's "time capsule" to overflowing, while the rest of the family reminisce.

Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation.

Mary gets a chance to appear in a movie that's shooting in the area.

Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white.

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After acting on George's advice, Bentley ends up in jail.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

Comic Alan King; Vlasta Krsek, the self-styled International Queen of Polka.

While Brian moonlights as a bank security guard to pay off his tax debt, a bandit (Tony Maggio) robs the safe.

Joe is asked by his former high-school baseball coach (Brian Doyle-Murray) to fly in the team's new pitcher (Matt Fox).

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

Drew must go quickly to Mrs. Louder's office in order to get a promotion.

Darrin discovers that bedwarmers can be worse than mothers-in-law.

The bedwarmer turns out to be Serena's old flame; Darrin is in jail.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

Mel is excited when he hears that his mother plans on remarrying until he meets his new step father, who is his age.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

When a wardrobe lady has a problem, Gracie tries to help her.

Gracie thinks George is going to buy her a plane for their wedding anniversary.

Jack crashes a set where James Stewart is working.

Jack puts on his annual amateur-talent show.

Mr. Wilson's plan to keep Dennis in his own house and away from him by teaching him to collect money backfires.

Mr. Wilson wants to be park commissioner.

Deirdre, Steve's sister, insists that Susie be sent to an elocution school.

A tycoon talks his wife into sponsoring a historical pageant.

Serena turns Darrin into a statue in Salem in order to learn more about the Fisherman's Memorial.

Jeanie happens to be nominated as the recording secretary of the officer's wives association and tries to get Tony nominated.

Major Nelson is denied a vacation when he yells at General Schaffer at the pool table.

Jewel thieves pursue Jo and Blair in Australia; Beverly Ann rekindles an old romance.

The jewel thief steals Natalie's knapsack.

Flo saves the day for tux-less Tommy when she outfits him for a dance.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Emotions run high in the Keaton household as Alex prepares to leave for a prime job with a New York stock brokerage firm.

Elyse feels a sense of loss as Alex prepares to move to New York.

Mary feels inadequate when her former best friend pays a visit.

Lester hides his famous houseguest's (Marvelous Marvin Hagler) identity to protect their business deal.

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Louise causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny when she starts acting like a mother-in-law.

The Willises' formula for an improved marriage almost ruins the Jeffersons'.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

The usual loonies arrive during the full moon, including a man who swears he's turning into a werewolf.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Actor James Stewart; actor Garry Shandling.

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Stranded in the ocean after their plane goes down, the gang contemplates the ironies of life.