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While Martin is clearing himself of Virus M, Tim accidently contracts it.

Mrs. Brown steps in front of Martin's Personality Altecator and becomes a crook.

When the Partridges start treating him with kid gloves, Reuben feels he's not long for the world.

Representative Thomas P. O'Neill reads Freddy's letter on television.

Rick extends an invitation to a bag lady to dine with the family.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Lionel has to take a lie detector test on the first day of his new job.

George thinks Lionel is ashamed of him for never having graduated from high school.

George is offered a fortune to sell his business.

Lionel decides to move into his own apartment.

The governor is upset when Benson vetoes a legislative bill that he favored.

Benson and Clayton discover Katie and her cousin in a bar with a pair of college men.

Vera and Elliot rent their spare room to their tyranical one-time landlady.

Mel offers to train Jolene when she decides to try out for a spot on a women's basketball team.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

At the Twelfth when the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Barney rents a room to an antagonistic man.

Stephanie becomes jealous of Archie's lady friend, who rushes to his side when he catches a nasty cold.

Everyone is on edge when a knife-toting man rents a room at 227.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Adrienne Barbeau; Gabriel Kaplan; Joan Rivers; George Plimpton.

Health farm.

Preacher; druggist; vagabond.

Danny weds Elaine; Chester and Dutch flee; Carol tells Jodie she's pregnant.

The wedding of Corinne and Tim is disrupted by the groom's mother.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Jodie proposes to Carol; Jessica consents to Chester's operation.

The governor is upset when Benson vetoes a legislative bill that he favored.

Benson and Clayton discover Katie and her cousin in a bar with a pair of college men.

Betty is concerned that her cousin will present a bad impression to her friends.

Bud teases his father about being married.

After George accuses her a spending too much money, Gracie visits a financial advisor.

Gracie, a widow, and a treasured raccoon coat, spell trouble for Harry Von Zell.

Jack has to complete a test to get his driver's license and is accused of cheating when another man looks at his test.

Johnny Carson sings, dances and does magic.

Dennis helps a friend who is having problems.

Dennis is determined to cure Mr. Wilson's writer's block.

Bentley fears Kelly's fiance is using her to get a job.

Martin becomes the blood brother of a race horse when a mosquito bites the animal after biting Martin.

Rick and Edward clash over creating a new game for the toy company.

Rick's "spouse" in a mock-marriage project reveals she's pregnant.

Jessica throws a party for the two escaped convicts hiding in her basement.

Maude suspects hanky-panky when she hears a man's laughter in the middle of the night.

Maude helps Vivian with a dinner party only to find out that she and Walter are not invited.

Maude takes up her duties as manager over three men in a real-estate office.

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

A man from Billie's past arrives -- and Archie wants desperately for Billie to date him.

Archie voices his concern about a sex-education class at Stephanie's school.

Gloria returns home only to find Archie anxious to hear the details of her breakup with Mike.

Gloria can't wait to begin her new life without Mike, even though Archie doubts she can make it on her own.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

John discovers that his ex-wife's new husband is cheating on her.

John's (Judd Hirsch) visiting dad (Stephen Elliot) takes an interest in Kate (Isabella Hofmann) -- which she returns in kind. With Billie Bird.

After inviting his widowed aunt to join the group, her incessant meddling forces John to rescind the offer.

Kate (Isabella Hofmann) takes the group's advice and accepts a date -- with an old friend of John's. With Judd Hirsch and Jane Carr.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

A simple request by Harry Von Zell to borrow $50 convinces Gracie that he's broke.

Gracie and Blanche's plan to visit San Franciso causes George and Harry to plan some harmless fun of their own.

Clint Walker teaches Jack to be a two-fisted he-man.

Jack competes with Robert Goulet for a woman's attention.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) embarks on a campaign to fatten up McHale (Ernest Borgnine).

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his crew must get rid of a Japanese plane harassing the base before they can go on leave. With Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

The Andersons have a dispute over fashion.

Betty learns a valuable lesson while teaching others at college.

The town holds a Paint-up, Clean-up Week campaign and everyone spruces up their place; Dennis gets into the act with paint from Mr. Wilson to paint his red wagon; Dennis paints the wagon and the street corner; Mr. Wilson gets blamed.

Both Dennis and Mr. Wilson are ashamed that they have never learned to whistle and try everything they can think of, including eating very sour cherries, to be able to do so.

Hazel shows a house for Steve so he may attend a picnic.

Hazel buys a piece of land then finds it is nearly worthless.

The High Priestess of Witchdom dethrones Darrin in his own "castle.".

Jeannie blinks up a new floor to a hotel in LA after Roger's hotel reservation falls through.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Jo's grandfather travels from Poland to see her graduate from college.

Blair, Tootie, Natalie and Beverly Ann make vacation plans while Jo considers taking a job in Los Angeles.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

The Keatons recall special moments while helping Andrew fill a "time capsule" with family memorabilia.

Brenda scratches the valuable blues recording her grandfather gave her.

Their new butler's refined manner exasperates Mary and Rose.

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Premarital jitters have Jenny questioning her love for Lionel.

George's suggestion of a pre-nuptial agreement causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny.

Florence quits when the Jeffersons forbid her to entertain her boyfriend overnight.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

Everybody has an opinion on why John should attend his ex-wife's wedding -- even a bartender (George Wendt) at Grand Central Station.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

Bob & Ray; actor Charles Grodin; Mike Rozier.

Having failed at real estate, Helen tries her hand at stand-up comedy.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell bet on who will land the worst date through a video dating service.

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

The High Priestess of Witchdom dethrones Darrin in his own "castle.".

The Empress Hepzibah's decision that witches and mortals don't mix is delayed.

Jeannie blinks up a new floor to a hotel in LA after Roger's hotel reservation falls through.

After a space trip, Jeannie enters the isolation chamber to be with Tony.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Gracie thinks George is planning to retire so she trades their home for a mountain cabin.

As she's getting ready to attend a movie premiere with George, Gracie remembers that she gave the tickets away.

Ed Sullivan and Jack play opposing attorneys in a murder trial.

Don pretends to have a broken leg.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is certain McHale (Ernest Borgnine) is the source of a leak of confidential information. With Tim Conway.

Parker (Tim Conway) surprises everyone when he locates an enemy installation. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Bud gets a job at the local newspaper, much to Margaret and Jim's disapproval.

The Andersons are worried when Betty goes to New York to attend a friend's wedding.

Mr. Wilson hopes to win a car in a raffle, but Dennis sells the ticket.

Dennis and Tommy go into business.

Steve forgets his wedding anniversary and makes plans to fish.

Steve is annoyed by the attention his youthful secretary is showing him.

Darrin discovers that bedwarmers can be worse than mothers-in-law.

Roger thinks Jeannie is pregnant and tells Tony and the base.

Tony and Roger bring Jeannie back when "curiosity" captures her.

Blair and Jo unknowingly become involved with jewel thieves when they attend their sister school's anniversary in Australia.

While in Sydney, Blair and Jo are pursued by two men who claim to be police officers.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

Mel is excited when he hears that his mother plans on remarrying until he meets his new step father, who is his age.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Alex goes overboard, filling Andrew's "time capsule" to overflowing, while the rest of the family reminisce.

Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation.

Mary gets a chance to appear in a movie that's shooting in the area.

Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white.

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After acting on George's advice, Bentley ends up in jail.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

Comic Alan King; Vlasta Krsek, the self-styled International Queen of Polka.

While Brian moonlights as a bank security guard to pay off his tax debt, a bandit (Tony Maggio) robs the safe.

Joe is asked by his former high-school baseball coach (Brian Doyle-Murray) to fly in the team's new pitcher (Matt Fox).