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When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

When Jack runs into financial problems, Bradford offers to help him out.

Convinced that Jack is gay, Roper decides that he is a safe date for his visiting niece.

Larry gives Jack and the girls a puppy even though Roper doesn't allow pets.

Alice makes quite an impression after a one-night singing engagement in a local nightclub.

Money is missing from department store receipts left in Wojo's safekeeping; Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

Barney's friend is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the 12th precinct; Chano pursues an obscene phone caller.

Louise, wishing for a change from her routine now that she and George have hired a maid, considers taking a part-time job.

Lionel's playboy behavior upsets his parents.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Ann's jealous when the girls are enthralled with their father's new girlfriend.

Ann is faced with a dilemma when she finds that the man she wants a job from is interested in her.

Edith gets encouragement from Murray when she wants to get a job, but she's not getting any support from Archie.

Murray and Archie disagree over what to do about a prostitute who comes to the bar to pick up men.

Maude enlists Florida's aid when she gives a fund-raising party for a black militant.

Maude insists on a full court trial when she is given a speeding ticket by an eager young traffic cop.

Shirley's mother (Rosemary DeCamp) is upset when Shirley's dad (Ray Bolger) joins the band.

Shirley tries to clear up the government's error when Danny gets drafted.

George comes down with a cold on the same day he is to meet with an important client.

George defends Hazel, charged with a traffic violation.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Samantha gives a dinner party to impress one of Darrin's clients.

Gladys Kravitz is unable to convince Abner that strange things seem to be happening; Darrin meets Samantha's mother for the first time.

Comic Buddy Hackett; actor Peter O'Toole; actor William Demarest; actor Victor Buono.

Larry gives Jack and the girls a puppy even though Roper doesn't allow pets.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

When Jack runs into financial problems, Bradford offers to help him out.

Monroe is jailed for refusing to reveal his source for an unauthorized story about toxic waste.

Circus; health farm; Soho bistro.

Mind reader; royal messenger; handyman.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

In order to please Nicole, Michael begins to date her baby sitter.

While Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are out on dates, Nicole (Staci Keanan) decides to throw a slumber party.

Joey is challenged by his father to sell a painting, or start working in the family plumbing business.

Michael (Paul Reiser) is shocked when he learns that his latest love interest is Judge Wilbur's (Florence Stanley) engaged niece.

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Maude finds herself in a shoddy motel room when she accompanies Walter to an out-of-town convention.

Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Walter becomes resentful when Maude spends every spare minute with a handsome best-selling author.

Maude recruits Vivian into women's liberation and possibly out of her marriage.

Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding.

Maude is forced to deal with an overly liberated employee of Walter's.

Maude's up to her libido in sexual fantasies over a handsome government ecologist.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Maude and Vivian go back to college for their 30-year reunion.

Tony regrets doing a soap commercial.

Tony regrets doing a soap commercial.

Tony and Angela are trapped into dinner for two; Tony has an intimate dinner with his boss.

Angela's rival sorority sister pays a surprise visit and makes a play for Tony.

Tony and Angela lie about their respective jobs in order to land dates.

A shy french tutor asks Alex's advice on winning over Mallory.

Alex learns an unforgettable lesson when he becomes Big Brother to a 10-year-old boy.

Unhappy Jennifer wanders away from babysitter Alex when he takes her to a poker game.

Steven and Elyse's divorced friend runs away from a serious family problem.

An employee is offended when Drew distributes a tasteless cartoon.

Drew (Drew Carey) resorts to representing himself when he can't find a lawyer he is pleased with. With Christa Miller.

Drew's (Drew Carey) friends testify for him when he is taken to court for distributing a tasteless cartoon. With Christa Miller.

Drew (Drew Carey) becomes the unwilling subject of Lewis' (Ryan Stiles) divorced sister's (guest star Lisa Amsterdam) interest. With Francesca Smith.

It's Bonus Day and the staff show just how conniving and unfriendly they all are as they compete to get the money.

Dave (Dave Foley) discovers unusual business expenses when Jimmy (Stephen Root) asks him to account for soaring costs.

Dave (Dave Foley) is surprised when his ex-girlfriend (guest star Janeane Garofalo) visits him under the assumption they are still a couple.

Lisa and Dave question their romance when Beth decides to reignite her relationship with her boyfriend.

The new photo Elliott takes for Maya's ID card makes her look so attractive that it results in a saucy dream; Finch becomes the office enforcer.

Maya is miffed at her father, but the candy he brings back from the Orient makes a big hit at the office.

Maya proves her own point about looks vs. intelligence when she ends up dating a hunk instead of a brainy man.

Maya challenges her father's authority by retaining an aide (Cheri Oteri) he fired; Nina is set up for disaster.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Louise plots with the neighbors to get George's mind off his work.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

A European-tour promoter tells Shirley she's "out" with the "in" crowd.

Laurie refuses to speak after she has to get braces.

Hazel finds herself in a dither as she tries to care for two households.

Hazel is discouraged when a publishing company refuses to publish her book.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Jeannie must go to Mecca with Tony or lose her powers forever and vanish from his life.

Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Walter goes into a deep depression over the arrival of his 50th birthday.

Maude takes on the medical profession after she receives treatment from a new doctor.

Mel falls for a hitchhiker, who decides to continue on to California, leaving Alice to console Mel. She soon finds that Mel may have moved on -- to her.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Mrs. Garrett's plan gets the girls expelled.

Jo attends a country club cotillion with Blair's suave childhood friend.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Unhappy Jennifer wanders away from babysitter Alex when he takes her to a poker game.

Steven feels shortchanged when Elyse becomes preoccupied with volunteer work.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

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A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

The morning after Ed's overnight visit finds the girls hopeful and David worried.

Ann fears that her daughters will make the same mistake she did.

Louise plots with the neighbors to get George's mind off his work.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Actor Kevin Bacon; comic Wayne Cotter; actress Amanda Plummer.

Becker is not happy about being the thinly veiled subject of his ex-wife's (Alice Krige) self-help book.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.