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A lost dog inspires George to buy an alarm system.

Hazel's nephew takes George's niece to a bowling alley.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self help book.

Samantha and her friends decide to change the public image of witches.

Maude accuses Carol of marrying for convenience instead of love when she announces her plans to wed.

Maude and Walter are reminded of their stormy courtship days while watching election results on television.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

Sue Ann goes on a crash diet after the pressure of everyone's body-consciousness; Blair's intimating that a boy won't like her, makes her feel fat.

Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Henry and his boss set out to capture the crooks who stole Sara's purse.

Alex leaves his job at a small grocery store for an ultramodern supermarket.

Steven and Elyse wonder if they should buy a gun for protection after their home is burglarized.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

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Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Actor Tim Conway; actor Hal Linden; Don Stanley.

Becker takes matters into his own hands after the city fails to fix a flickering streetlight outside of his apartment..

Becker is skeptical when Reggie suggests acupuncture as a treatment for his aching back.

A magazine reporter decides to write about Brian in an article intended to profile Joe; Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from "Cheers" visit Nantucket.

Aspiring cellist Helen tries to arrange an audition with a honeymooning symphony conductor (guest star David Ogden Stiers).

Paul is embarrassed because an old friend (Steve Buscemi) of his from film school is now working as a token clerk at the local station and blames Paul for his misfortune, so Paul refuses to use the subway.

Jamie wants Paul to give up the rent-controlled lease to his old apartment, now sublet to Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards).

Julia and Suzanne's mother (Louise Lathem) and her friend (Alice Ghostley) visit Sugarbakers for Thanksgiving.

After a wild night on the town, Julia's attorney, Reese Watson (Hal Holbrook), proposes marriage.

Mary holds a sidewalk sale to raise cash, but mistakenly sells Lester's favorite lamp.

Mary writes a letter to the White House complaining about potholes.

The job of manager is available at Janet's flower shop; when she is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance in order to compete.

Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

George contracts the "rich man's disease.".

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Hazel gives up Thanksgiving with her own family to be with the Baxters.

Hazel plots to get to Snowman's Lodge ahead of George's schedule.

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

Larry Tate and his wife Louise fly to Paris, which makes Darrin's workload skyrocket.

Maude's unexpected announcement that she is pregnant brings divergent reactions from Carol and Walter.

Maude and Walter try to decide what to do about her unexpected pregnancy.

Alice and Flo come to the rescue when Vera decides that life isn't worth living.

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them.

Adopted Natalie wants to find her natural mother.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Elyse's advice to Mallory's pregnant friend backfires when she decided to help talk with mom.

A popular sorority girl befriends Mallory with hopes of getting close to Alex.

The job of manager is available at Janet's flower shop; when she is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance in order to compete.

Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.

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Assured that no one knows his whereabouts, a state's witness against the syndicate gets a phone call right after he arrives at the 12th precinct.

Ann's complaint over a mistake in her phone bill leads to trouble with the Secret Service.

Ann learns another woman is eyeing David.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

George contracts the "rich man's disease.".

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Actress Bette Davis; actor Martin Short.

Reggie is amused by Becker's and Jake's lame attempts to be chosen to use her extra ticket for an upcoming hockey game.

A reporter publishes politically incorrect comments made by Becker during an argument.

Unpopular Roy attempts to be sociable after inviting himself on Brian and Joe's fishing trip.

A forgotten classmate asks Joe to be the best man at his wedding.

On a trip to spend Thanksgiving with Jamie's parents, Paul and Jamie take Mark, Fran, Selby and Lisa, whose relationships change dramatically by the end of the trip.

Paul and Jamie get off on the wrong foot with their neighbors across the hall, so both of them try to make things better, but they actually seem to make things worse.

Charlene gets involved with a married man (Madison Mason) who is also a Sugarbakers' client.

A maid puts a voodoo curse on Suzanne and she persuades Julia, Charlene and Mary Jo to spend the night.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Jack and Janet learn Chrissy's beau is married.

Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Jenny objects when Lionel acts like his father.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

The detectives capture a prison-escape artist for the FBI. A self-declared bird-man drops in. Harris decides to write a novel.

Barney and the squad are skeptical about the precinct's unkempt new detective; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.

When Keith is worried that he may not be able to write songs anymore, Danny decides that it's time for him to become the group's songwriter.

Through Keith's girlfriend, the Partridges get involved with women's liberation.

Hazel's personality improvement classes have bad side effects.

Hazel takes another job to earn enough money to buy a present for Dorothy.

An officer's son thinks he saw magic being used at Tony's house.

Jeannie is annoyed when an old girlfriend of Tony's returns to town.

Endora asks the help of another witch to sow dissension between Darrin and Samantha.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

Mr. Bradley sets out to keep the school's championship track title.

The girls plan to reconcile Molly's divorcing folks.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

Alex gets in trouble when he secretly invests Steven's money in stock.

A shy french tutor asks Alex's advice on winning over Mallory.

Jack and Janet learn Chrissy's beau is married.

Chrissy and Jack are home alone for one night.

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Barney and the squad are skeptical about the precinct's unkempt new detective; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.

Against her better judgment, Ann allows Julie to accept a job.

Julie is jealous when her blind date seems to prefer Ann over her.

George invites a high-society businessman to dinner the same night Louise has asked some old friends from Harlem.

Jenny objects when Lionel acts like his father.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Author Susie Essman; David Steinberg; Jake Johannsen.

Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.