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Lisa (Maura Tierney) takes a temporary job with MTV and interviews members of the heavy-metal band Anthrax.

Dave (Dave Foley) begins to think Bill (Phil Hartman) is being pretentious when he arrives at the office carrying a cane.

Maya's past behavior makes it hard for Jack to get Hannah enrolled in Maya's old school; Elliot and Nina discover they share a fascination with the same blues singer/songwriter.

Maya's long-running efforts for literacy are upstaged when her father makes a big donation and gets credit.

Elliott conspires to flaunt his flashy career and glamorous lifestyle before his old school friends at a memorial service for one of his high-school teachers; Jack trains Finch on how to exert power over others..

Nina outdoes Finch by giving Jack a celebrity monkey for his birthday, then struggles to conceal it; Maya tries to impress a friend (Lisa Edelstein).

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

Hazel concocts a complicated scheme involving antiques and business mergers to get air conditioning in the Baxter home.

Hazel's plan to get George an assistant fails when George's client comes up with his own suggestion.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Maude learns of a clause in Walter's will that indicates he isn't practicing what he's preaching.

Maude's surprise wedding gift to Carol and Chris results in unexpected problems for everyone.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge and repercussions.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Jennifer's old buddy returns for a visit, but she has to try and woo him away from Mallory.

Alex announces that his talents are being wasted in a part-time job at the TV station.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Ann's expected promotion is given to a man who is less qualified.

Ann is suddenly involved in the intimate problems of strangers.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Jimmy Brogan; actor Roger Rees; actor Michael Landon.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.

Antonio enlists Helen to pretend to be his fiancee to avoid his deportation by the INS.

Helen is desperate to escape her marriage to Antonio; Brian finds a match for Joe on a matchbook cover.

Fran tells Jamie that she may be pregnant; Ira tells Paul he's got someone pregnant, but there are lots of misunderstandings until the truth is revealed.

Paul invests in a virtual reality company. At first Jamie doesn't approve, but when she tries the technology out she finds she likes a virtual Paul that always agrees with her. Appearances by Christie Brinkley and Andre Agassi.

Charlene withdraws after being dumped by her boyfriend (Doug Barr).

Suzanne and Julia learn that their half-brother wants to be a stand-up comic.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

A fight between grandma and grandpa widens the generation gap at the Partridge house.

Danny sells Keith-souvenirs to buy Mom a mink coat.

The Baxters pass up an important dinner invitation for Hazel.

A secretary goes out of her way to keep Hazel from a wedding.

Tony strains his eyes while studying for a sub-orbital flight. Dr. Bellows orders him to take an eye test; Jeannie helps.

Jeannie is furious when Roger arranges a double date for himself and Tony.

Samantha and Endora take supernatural steps to prevent the demise of their favorite restaurant.

Walter's incessant practicing on an electric organ drives the whole household up the wall.

Walter turns from a benevolent host into a scrooge when he and Maude give a Christmas party for his employees.

Flo's vanity fights with her need to get glasses. When she finally agrees, J.V. tells her he is married. Flo is convinced it is because of the glasses.

A high school basketball player falls for Alice when Tommy invites him over for dinner. He slips into depression when she refuses to go to the prom with him.

Mrs. Garrett must take a second job at the Howard Johnson's when she loses her pension; this takes a toll on her mood and her Eastland work, so she must choose between the two.

Jo's relationship with her boyfriend is in jeopardy when she falls for her class-project husband.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Alex tries to help Mallory with her grades at school to keep her part-time job at a clothing shop.

While working at a crisis center for class credit, Alex and a friend get a call from a suicidal student.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Actress Susan Sarandon; celebrity Brooke Shields; actress Carol Wayne; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

When Dr. Becker buys a motorcycle, everyone thinks it's a midlife crisis.

Becker throws a dinner party so his girlfriend (Frances Fisher) can spend time with the gang.

A labor dispute sends Fay to work for Roy.

Joe and Brian relive the past in their condemned childhood home.

During their annual Valentine's Day re-enactment of his proposal at the Rockefeller Center ice rink, the Buchmans are transported back three years when Paul asked Jamie to marry him.

Paul's convinced they'll have bad luck because Jamie didn't return a blouse that she accidentally acquired. She gets rid of it, and their luck changes: they get a call inviting them to a party at Yoko Ono's apartment.

The father of a black student refuses to let him date Claudia.

Suzanne runs into trouble with the IRS, and resorts to desperate measures.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Hazel and George have wavering opinions on whether or not to have a contract written.

George and Dorothy argue over who Hazel likes better.

While watching a Western, Tony says he wished he lived in those old days, so Jeannie blinks him back there.

Tony complains that Jeannie is constantly getting him into trouble.

Samantha's Aunt Clara arrives on the Stephenses' first anniversary.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Alex rents out rooms for the Leland homecoming football game to pay for Mallory's auto mishap.

Alex is angry when his best friend decides to wed and refuses to be his best man.

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings. Small pox or Chicken pox.

Julie cracks under the pressure of her upcoming college boards.

The girls start to worry when Ann doesn't call while away on a business trip.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

George claims to be Thomas Jefferson's descendant.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Bob Hope; Seven Lovelies from "B.J. and the Bear"; Argus Hamilton.

Becker refuses to pay for a long-distance phone call; Bob (Saverio Guerra) invests in inspirational tapes on success.

Becker mistakenly leaves horrible news on the wrong answering machine and desperately tries to take it back.