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Samantha gives birth to a baby girl, and Endora threatens to turn her into a grown-up to see if she will look like Samantha.

Walter returns from a fishing trip convinced that he and Maude should move to the Canadian wilderness.

Maude and Arthur have insomnia -- but for different reasons.

The waitresses come together to help Mel quit gambling by giving up their own vices after they discover that he lost his car to his bookie.

Prompted by Vera's high-school reunion, Flo decides to go to night school.

The issue of book banning arises at Eastland.

Jo's future at Eastland is in jeopardy when she learns her scholarship funds are drying up.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

Steven and his brother try to settle their differences after their father passes.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

The Ropers meet their snobbish new neighbor.

Jack pretends he lives alone when he falls for a woman he believes is old-fashioned.

Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician; Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.

Ann's new secretary tries to hide the fact that she is an epileptic.

Barbara, starved for attention, decides to make herself more interesting.

A reunion of his old street gang has George acting like a kid again.

In order to save a big business deal, George has to wait on Florence and Ralph.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Actor Harry Anderson; actor Bobby Slayton; Eugene Fodor.

Becker throws out his back while shopping on Christmas Eve and finds himself inundated with unwelcome holiday cheer.

Margaret has an erotic dream about Becker; Jake accidentally signs for a keg of beer; Reggie, Jake, and Bob decide to drink it all.

Joe arranges a date between Helen and his buddy (Steven Eckholdt); Antonio has a problem with his neighbors.

Antonio believes he is being stalked by a sociopath (Beau Starr) when he identifies a robbery suspect.

Paul and Jamie are arguing over their sexual prowess, which creates a tense atmosphere that is obvious to their friends; they lie about the cause, but the lies have repercussions.

Jamie's had a bad day, and doesn't want to go to the movies with Paul, but he persuades her to go out to meet Ira's new girlfriend (Marita Geraghty). As they struggle to get across town, they are plagued by turbulent encounters with strangers.

Charlene dislikes the techniques she must use as a "Lady June" salesperson.

Suzanne can't believe a blind suitor likes her for her personality.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Mary becomes jealous when she catches Lester dancing with a former high-school flame.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

Louise causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny when she starts acting like a mother-in-law.

The Willises' formula for an improved marriage almost ruins the Jeffersons'.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

Danny wants to be treated as an adult; the school psychologist suggests a radical treatment to get to the bottom of Danny's behavioral problems.

Shirley's parents become "mod" in an effort to put the zip back into their marriage.

Mr. Griffin goes too far in arranging his nephew's wedding.

Stockholder Hazel voices discontent when the product fails.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

Darrin becomes a boxing contender when he knocks out a heavyweight fighter with Samantha's help.

Maude suspects hanky-panky when she hears a man's laughter in the middle of the night.

Maude helps Vivian with a dinner party only to find out that she and Walter are not invited.

Alice is left in charge as Mel decides to take a nap in the storeroom. She finds herself face to face with a pistol waving robber who demands all the money.

The waitresses try to cheer up Mel when he becomes upset over not having a family.

Natalie could be suspended from Eastland when she refuses to reveal her source for a controversial article in the school paper.

Geri tries to give Tootie sound advice when she learns that Tootie is losing her hearing.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Alex attempts to find Mallory another boyfriend after she breaks up with Rick.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Actor Burt Reynolds; actress Teresa Ganzel; skier Eddie Edwards; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker's new girlfriend, a much younger woman named Darcy (Angela Shelton), has the doctor's heart doing flip-flops.

Dr. Becker is willed the ashes of a dead patient, but he doesn't remember the man.

Antonio convinces Lowell to negotiate for a raise when he receives a better job offer from another airport.

Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.

PBS asks the Buchmans to film themselves in their apartment for 15 minutes with no cuts for a "slice of life" documentary; Paul and Jamie become increasingly uncomfortable.

Jamie disagrees with Paul's technique when he begins a video on how to meet and date women; at the Buchman's apartment, Ira squares off with an old school friend of Jamie's.

Sugarbakers becomes the site of a Southern family feud after Charlene's brother (Gregory Wurster) arrives.

A full moon over Atlanta has the ladies worried about sex, violence and crime.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

Hazel manages to have the water heater fixed and help George with his business on her day off.

Deirdre fears Hazel will ruin the social event of the season.

Jeannie's spell gets Tony to propose; Tony and Roger see their future married life.

Tony cannot change history when Jeannie takes him to Napoleon's court.

Endora decides to grant Darrin three wishes for his birthday.

Maude takes up her duties as manager over three men in a real-estate office.

Walter becomes resentful when Maude spends every spare minute with a handsome best-selling author.

Mel has troubles with turkeys when he stays open on Thanksgiving.

Mel fires Alice when she takes a job as a singing messenger to finance Tommy's education.

Jo wins the heart and money of Eastland's oldest living graduate.

Blair's decision to tutor a mentally retarded young man causes more harm than good when her naive student misinterprets her good intentions.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Chrissy catches Jack working as a paid escort.

The threesome accidentally sells the new landlord's furniture.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Fish is nowhere to be found on his last day before he retires; Barney must deal with an out of control vigilante group.

Julie enters a dress-designing contest.

Barbara encourages Julie to take the $125 the bank mistakenly credited to her account.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

Actress Bette Davis; comic Richard Pryor.

When Margaret forces Becker to take a vacation because of his temper, Linda mistakenly books him on a gay cruise.

Love blinds Becker when his college flame (Jaclyn Smith) announces she has left her husband to be with him.

Helen gets a night job in order to save money for a new cello when the Nantucket String Quartet needs a fourth member.

Joe and Brian take out a second mortgage on their house to buy Helen a cello for her audition, then she changes her mind.

Flashbacks reveal the trials and tribulations of the three months prior to Paul and Jamie's wedding, including the strange happenings the night before the nuptials.

Flashbacks reveal Paul and Jamie's chaotic wedding preparations and a memorable encounter with a utility worker (Lyle Lovett).

J.D.'s temporary live-in arrangement with Mary Jo threatens to become permanent.

Charlene announces her engagement; Mary Jo and J.D. go their separate ways.

Sandra helps her new roommate (Kim Fields) change into a sexy vamp.

Lester needs to impress a despicable lawyer (Sherman Hemsley) in order to advance his construction company.

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds as to whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

Greg, a former childhood friend of Laurie's, returns to town and reconnects; it turns out he is now a minister; they go out together and have a great time catching up on their lives; Laurie starts to fall for him; Shirley is worried.

A talent agent sees Keith and offers him a screen test for a Hollywood movie; the agent convinces him that he would be perfect for the part; Keith practices his scene and drives to the studio with the whole family.

A professor of law bears a torch for the love of his youth.

Hazel runs into problems when she tries to get to a shoe sale early.

Jeannie and Tony's plan to elope meets with strange opposition.

When Tony does not invite Jeannie to dinner, she bakes a cake that has strange effects on the guests.

Samantha turns a runaway horse into a woman in order to be able to communicate with it.

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

Maude insists that her guests for a New Year's Eve party come dressed as their favorite year.

No one believes that Vera has ESP until she successfully predicts five events.

Alice causes problems for Tommy when she starts dating his high-school principal.

Natalie embarks on a desperate search for her natural mother after an emotional confrontation with her adoptive mother.

Jo is forced to make a difficult decision when her exceptional ability at her new job gains her a quick promotion.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Andrew's hungry and his nursing mother is at work, so Henry takes the baby to the photo session.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Alex goes overboard to prove that he and Ellen share the same interests.

Chrissy tries to sell cosmetics at Ralph Furley's poker game.

Jack sheds his Mr. Nice Guy image with the help of some assertiveness training.

Sgt. Phil Fish finally shows up for work after disappearing, but refuses to acknowledge his mandatory retirement.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

Barbara sees her classmates commit a crime.

Julie prepares to move out.

Lionel and Jenny are at odds as to whether she should go to England.

George's sudden generosity looks like a ploy to beat out a competitor for an award.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Comic George Carlin; actress Susan Sullivan; actress Sheryl Lee Ralph.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker kicks himself for helping out Jake by treating his persnickety grandmother when her doctor dies.

Brian schemes to get tickets to Clint Black's sold-out concert when he learns Alex is a big fan.

Joe and Brian get tips from Helen on what women like in men in order to interest Alex in a date.

Murray becomes a sudden star after appearing in a TV commercial and fantasizes about appearing on the "The Tonight Show." Guest stars: Jay Leno, Rachel Hunter, Brent Spiner.

Paul approaches prickly TV legend Alan Brady (Carl Reiner) to narrate his documentary about the history of television.

Charlene's wedding is in jeopardy when she finds Bill (Douglas Barr) handcuffed to a scantily clad dancer (Fabiana Udenio).

The women are asked to appear in a photo story on Atlanta's working women.

A new superintendent is hired, though he knows more about the violin than maintaining an apartment building.

Brenda scratches the valuable blues recording her grandfather gave her.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

Louise's sudden depression threatens to ruin a surprise party George has planned for her.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Danny wins an insomniac racehorse.

The Partridges decide to move to a larger house.

Hazel leads a highway commission on a nature walk.

Hazel encourages George's mother to open a gardening business.

Dr. Bellows schedules a meeting on the night of Roger's mod party.

Tony is almost sent to the moon as a chimp when Jeannie's blink goes wrong.

Darrin reacts violently when a leprechaun becomes his house guest.

A psychic predicts that Maude will marry for a fifth time.

Maude's telethon is left without a disease.

Dateless for New Year's Eve, Flo is recruited to work in the diner.

Alice and her boyfriend offer Flo and Vera tickets to a charity ball.

Blair discovers she's the unsuspecting victim when a tax audit reveals her father has done some questionable accounting.

Blair's cadet date is really a delinquent.

Henry is enraged by Monroe's ineptness at hanging a portrait.

Henry's bowled over when he attends a friend's second marriage and discovers the bride is young enough to be the man's daughter.

Steven and Elyse are certain that Nick has convinced Mallory not to attend college.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

A grateful man offers the trio a free penthouse.

The roommates take in an old man whose apartment has been converted into a condominium.

A vigilante environmentalist who's been sabotaging a chemical plant faces the corporation's high-powered lawyer.

After a suspect steals his best friend's corpse and refuses to tell anyone where he's hidden it, Fish returns to help Barney find the body.

Julie invites Ann and Barbara for dinner.

Ann is caught between Bob and his father.

Louise's sudden depression threatens to ruin a surprise party George has planned for her.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Celebrity Super Dave; actress Park Overall; Mark Schiff.

Reggie's psychology class experiment proves that Becker gives preferential treatment to his attractive female patients.

Becker discovers that, unbeknown to them, Reggie and Linda are dating the same man.