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Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Vicky and Jack's romantic weekend in Acapulco is ruined by Bradford's presence.

Jack defends Chrissy's honor when a man follows her home from a bar.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

Mother Jefferson resorts to desperate measures to get attention.

Renewing their wedding vows almost brings an end to George and Louise's marriage.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Ann fears that her daughters will make the same mistake she did.

Ann fights with Chuck's parents over who is to blame for Julie and Chuck running away.

Murray falls in love with Barney's ex-wife.

Murray's daughter, whom he never mentioned, arrives for a visit.

Maude needles Walter into analyzing their marriage when they learn that Chuck and Vivian are breaking up.

Maude finds Walter very uncooperative as they prepare to go to a dinner party.

A European-tour promoter tells Shirley she's "out" with the "in" crowd.

Laurie refuses to speak after she has to get braces.

Hazel is discouraged when a publishing company refuses to publish her book.

A lonely bachelor grows fond of Hazel and proposes marriage.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Jeannie must go to Mecca with Tony or lose her powers forever and vanish from his life.

Samantha takes two orphans to meet Santa Claus when one of them says he doesn't believe in Santa.

Samantha hires an alcoholic magician for a hospital benefit show.

Actor Buddy Hackett; actress Sally Field; composer Eubie Blake; Carnac.

Mr. Roper is suspected of seeing another woman.

Helen wants to adopt a baby, and Stanley hopes she'll leave him alone if she has someone else to attend to.

Vicky and Jack's romantic weekend in Acapulco is ruined by Bradford's presence.

The Rushes' Central American housekeeper enrolls in a naturalization course, but quits after the first class.

Fred Scuttle; handyman.

Two suitors vie for a rich widow; Benny buys snuff.

Christian slave; spoof of Irish television.

Orson Welles parody; Fred Scuttle.

Joey (Greg Evigan) becomes the breadwinner when Michael (Paul Reiser) is laid off. With Florence Stanley.

A burned-out rock 'n' roll legend (Davy Jones) visits Joey (Greg Evigan). Peter Noone also guest stars.

Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) try to show Nicole (Staci Keanan) the dangers of alcohol. With Florence Stanley.

A moonlighting bailiff (Richard Moll) protects Judge Wilbur (Florence Stanley) from a recently released criminal.

Jo's old boyfriend proposes marriage.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls try to delay Jo's marriage.

Henry finds it difficult to tolerate his free-spirited niece who is staying with the family.

Muriel and Henry wonder if Sara is their real daughter.

Sara decides to go out with one of Jackie's former boyfriends.

Mary commits Burt; Carol and Jodie date; Benson testifies.

A mysterious conservationist sends dead fish and sludge to the mansion to protest a power project.

Benson and the governor make a late-night visit to a seedy bar to talk to constituents.

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Charlie's (Howard Hesseman) students believe one of them must go to make room for a transfer student.

Dennis protests cafeteria cuisine.

Darlene and Sarah vie for a handsome student.

Charlie coaches for a meet with Bronx Science.

Samantha lies about Tony to slumber-party pals.

Samantha lies about Tony to slumber-party pals.

A philanthropist's death makes Mona an heiress.

Tony plays matchmaker for Angela and a recently divorced buddy.

Tony poses for Mona's beefcake calendar.

Alex announces that his talents are being wasted in a part-time job at the TV station.

Alex tries to setup Skippy with a shy friend, but she thinks Alex is the one asking her out.

Jennifer's old buddy returns for a visit, but she has to try and woo him away from Mallory.

While working at a crisis center for class credit, Alex and a friend get a call from a suicidal student.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers his special relationship with his beloved music teacher wasn't unique after all. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.

Drew's date takes him by surprise when she tells him she is a zoning inspector who must shut down his home brewery.

Mimi offers her father's trucks for the store's first Thanksgiving parade -- as long as she is the star attraction.

Drew and Mimi decide to crash a co-worker's party after finding out they were the only ones not invited.

When the station gets a lukewarm review in a national trade publication, the WNYX staff takes it personally.

Mutiny is in the air when budget cuts threaten the staff's office snacks. With Phil Hartman and Dave Foley.

Beth (Vicki Lewis) orders a video arcade game for the office, much to the delight of Mr. James and Dave (Stephen Root, Dave Foley).

Due to their lack of holiday spirit, Jimmy decides not to invite any of the WNYX employees to his annual Halloween bash.

Bringing her father and mother (Jessica Walter) together for the first time in 25 years creates complications for Maya.

Jack is hit by friendly fire when Finch accidentally shoots his company teammate in a paintball game.

Finch and the new nanny (Ana Gasteyer) are caught in an embrace by a camera hidden inside a teddy bear.

Maya is taken in by Finch's lie that Jack wants to turn a neighboring office into a daycare center, but what Jack really wants the space for is a steam room.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

The Partridges bring a lonely millionaire (John Astin) out of his self-imposed isolation.

The Partridges have to hide from a mystery writer to win $25,000 for charity.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

The president comes to Tony's home while a new genie is in training.

Samantha learns that Tabitha has inherited her powers of witchcraft.

Maude decides her marriage is over when Walter falls off the wagon.

Candidate Maude finally faces Election Day.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Tootie feels ignored when Natalie devotes all of her time to her new boyfriend.

Jo returns home for a visit and announces that she has decided to get a job instead of attending college.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Henry matches Sara and a drug-using athlete.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

Ann's business meeting with a wealthy Arab coincides with a sudden upsurge in Julie's political activity.

Barbara has trouble with her new part-time job.

George must make the painful admission that he needs Florence.

George stubbornly refuses to hire badly needed help for one of his stores.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Actress Mariette Hartley; Bill Johnson; artist Alice Neel.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.

After injuring his shoulder, Becker takes pills to help himself through a 45-minute procedure.

Helen and Joe have very different reactions when former classmate Sandy Cooper (Valerie Mahaffey) wants to re-create prom night with Joe.

Joe, Brian, Helen and Lowell fly to Boston in search of a good time on a Saturday night.

Paul may ruin Jamie's chance of getting a job with a public relations executive in the mayor's office.

Paul and Jamie visit Yoko Ono to see if she will work with Paul on a television documentary; the couple tries very hard not to mention The Beatles.

Mary Jo consults a dating manual and solicits Suzanne's help to find the right man.

Suzanne endures cruel jokes about her weight when she attends her high-school reunion.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him d

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

The new neighbor complains about the Partridges' music.

Keith schemes to meet a new girl through Laurie's newspaper column.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Tabitha is tested for her powers; The Aunt insist Tabitha be enrolled in magic school.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

Mel proposes to his girlfriend, Marie. He then worries and decides to get a prenuptial agreement drawn up, but Marie refuses to sign.

Tommy develops a crush on Vera after going out on a "date" with her.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

Blair and Jo share a common feeling of disdain toward their graduation from Eastland.

Monroe takes in a runaway girl, unbeknownst to Henry and Muriel.

With college graduation approaching, Monroe applies for jobs without any success.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Actor/director Carl Reiner; actress Catherine Deneuve.

Jake experiences some interesting people and helps a man when Becker and Linda lose him on a busy New York street.

When a dinner party breaks up, Reggie is left alone with her friend's husband, and they share more than a meal.

Fay and Helen get Lowell to play Santa at a children's center.

Helen becomes suspicious of Davis (Mark Harelik) when she finds lingerie in his suitcase; Fay rescues a lab rat.

Paul and Jamie hire a professional dog walker (Hank Azaria) to care for a neglected Murray; Paul becomes convinced that Murray likes the new dog walker better than him.

The Buchmans go to a dog park to meet new people; Paul offers theater tickets to a couple for a double date but the tickets have already been promised to Fran and Ira, forcing Paul to lie to his cousin..

Mary Jo is forced to take a second job when her ex-husband falls behind on child-support payments.

Suzanne and Mary Jo rush Charlene to the hospital when she goes into labor on New Year's Eve.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca.".

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Harold boasts his father once outperformed a famous athlete.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

A wood nymph, mortal enemy of witches, comes to visit the Stephenses.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Flo's romance sours when she refuses to give her new boyfriend what he wants -- Mel's secret chili recipe.

Alice is shocked to learn that her new beau is posing nude in art classes.

Blair and Jo come to realize that they have learned more at Eastland than just academics.

Mrs. Garrett is angry; Jo faces expulsion.

Monroe, Jackie and Sara use a home computer to bet on horse races.

Henry's contract is up for renewal and Monroe brings home his security partner, a Doberman named Kelly.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Evaluation reports cause worry for the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

Ann discovers that the man she has become involved with is married.

Ann has to make a decision about her relationship with a married man.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Actress Barbara Eden; comedian Bobby Kelton; cartoonist Arnold Roth.

Becker loves his commitment-free relationship until his girlfriend leaves him; Bob finds a New York Giants Super Bowl ring.

Becker balks at Reggie's request to help out needy children at Christmas, but he relents at the last minute and must endure a mad shopping trip.