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Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her.

Steven feels the strain when Elyse's sister (Karen Landry) and her family arrive for their yearly visit.

Terri's overly friendly behavior toward Jack makes Janet suspicious.

Janet's boss's wife wants to learn Chinese cooking and asks Jack to teach her; when Terri overhears the lessons, she assumes they are love lessons without looking at what they are doing.

Scanlon starts a witch-hunt to root out an anonymous gay officer in the Twelfth Precinct; an angry citizen takes an ax to a department store Muzak machine.

Barney posts the annual vacation schedule; and two brothers feud when one refuses to donate a kidney to his ailing sibling.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Actor Tim Conway; actor Harry Anderson.

Becker suspects his former college roommate (Kelsey Grammer) of swiping his prescription pad during an unannounced visit.

One of Becker's patients appears to be in better health since he began praying; Linda tries to rein in her long-distance relationship.

While Joe awaits the results of a paternity test, Helen gets ready to celebrate a romantic Valentine's Day.

Brian and Joe must search for a replacement when Fay announces her retirement.

Skeptical Jamie (Helen Hunt) begins to believe an astrologer's (guest star Melanie Mayron) readings after a confrontation with her mother (guest star Carol Burnett).

Paul sneaks a peek during Jamie's ultrasound and thinks he knows the baby's sex; Paul's uncle is in the hospital.

Mary Jo switches her fake pearls for Suzanne's real ones as a joke, but then loses them.

Anthony tests his manhood by confronting a neighborhood bully.

Travis encounters a notorious gangster (Gary Coleman) after finding $250,000 in his limousine.

Mary witnesses the infidelity of Rose's boyfriend (Kevin Peter Hall) while on a trip to Atlantic City.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

George and Louise have a huge fight on the day they are to be interviewed about their "perfect" marriage.

George catches "disco fever.".

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

When the Baxters' friends find their financial state threatened, George comes to the rescue.

Hazel purposely loses a contest to a widow with a young son.

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Endora brings a toy soldier to life to baby-sit with Tabitha.

Mental health becomes instantly relevant for Maude when her hero-worshipping cousin pays a visit.

Walter forbids Maude to have lunch with a handsome, newly divorced friend.

Vera chains herself to the limb of a tree to keep it from being chopped down.

Mel's chance to meet Dolly Parton is almost ruined by a fish.

Jo's pizza business does better than she planned.

Natalie takes a risk when she chooses computer dating as the subject of her term paper.

Cosmic Cow may move on to greener pastures when a TV network wants to feature her in a show.

Henry Rush's two daughters find their father opposed to their idea of moving into his downstairs apartment.

A psychology major becomes romantically involved with Alex while researching a paper on overachievers.

Alex's participation in a psychology student's research project leads to love.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

A charming mugger poses as a photographer to lure his victims; Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ.

A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail.

Ann and the girls learn that they'll have to move out of their apartment.

As they prepare to move, the girls relive some memories. Features clips from past episodes.

George and Louise have a huge fight on the day they are to be interviewed about their "perfect" marriage.

George catches "disco fever.".

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

Actor Jack Lemmon; Janet Hillis; comic Maureen Murphy.

Mrs. Firth goes overboard with gratitude after Becker performs an uncharacteristic act of kindness toward his neighbor.

Becker's strange behavior leads Linda to believe that he has a serious drug problem.

Brian is lambasted on a talk show in which ex-flame Alex (Farrah Forke) appears.

Casey decides to become Lowell's representative to promote his art pieces made from junk; Brian takes a rude photo.

An uncle dies while filming an interview, and Paul is obsessed with finding the meaning of his last words.

A seemingly never-ending parade of visitors tests Paul's patience while he cares for his bedridden wife.

Anthony and the ladies spy on Julia when she begins acting mysteriously.

The ladies are shocked when they see the results of Bernice's nose job.

Mary witnesses the infidelity of Rose's boyfriend (Kevin Peter Hall) while on a trip to Atlantic City.

Mary is hailed as a brave new artist following a cleaning mishap in an art gallery.

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

Florence tries to make herself interesting.

Louise and George each try to duck out of celebrating their wedding anniversary.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book.; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

A flattering newspaper article swells Danny's head.

Shirley encounters a famous folk artist, long believed dead, and convinces him to perform with the Partridges.

Harry Noll buys the house next door, much to George's disgust.

The Baxter household is chosen as the host family for a visiting Soviet diplomat.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie tries to return Tony from a spaceflight to treat his cold and brings down the wrong astronaut.

In a bid to get rid of Darrin, Endora produces a double of Samantha.

Arthur performs an operation he will remember all of his life.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Vera is finally able to pay for her pet parrot, Birdie. When Birdie imitates everything Mel says, Mel yells and the parrot dies.

Exhausted from working a night job, Tommy misses his first college class.

Tootie faces an important decision as she tries to gain her boyfriend's acceptance.

The girls cruise the streets of downtown Peekskill with hopes of spotting "Mr. Right.".

Birth-control pills turn up in Sara's room.

After an armored car company goes on strike, Jackie's forced to take home $100,000 from the bank where she works.

Mallory's new job, writing an advice column for the lovelorn, turns the Keaton household upside down.

Andrew feels rejected when big brother Alex begins spending more time with his girlfriend, Lauren.

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat.

Barney hesitates signing a release for Harris' new book.; Wojo's new parrot dies; and a suicide hot-line operator decides to end it all.

The Horvaths become financially overextended.

Ann joins Schneider for an evening at the Laughing Academy nightclub.

Florence tries to make herself interesting.

Louise and George each try to duck out of celebrating their wedding anniversary.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Actor Louis Gossett Jr.; comic Argus Hamilton; actor Richard Kline.

Becker is fit to be tied after Chris bans smoking; Bob convinces Jake that Amanda is cheating on him.

Amanda runs off with her new boyfriend and all of heartbroken Jake's furniture; Becker brags about quitting smoking for the last two days.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

Feeling neglected as Jamie's baby shower is being planned, Paul asks Ira and Marvin to take a road trip.

Jamie plans to quit her job, then learns Troy wants to destroy Lance's career; a cockatoo flies into the Buchmans' apartment.

Suzanne takes up smoking; Mary Jo decides to have another baby.

Julia becomes Atlanta's hottest new artist; Suzanne accidently glues her lips together.

Julian fakes death to keep from losing the building.

Mary plays a "slasher" when the apartment building is rented for a horror film.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A sudden cold spell throws the Jeffersons, the Willises, Florence and Mr. Bentley into one crowded apartment.

Lionel keeps a secret from his parents.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

A European-tour promoter tells Shirley she's "out" with the "in" crowd.

Laurie refuses to speak after she has to get braces.

Hazel uses subtle tactics in getting a new kitchen from George.

George's partner, Harry, almost gets into trouble with his new bride.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

Darrin's jilted high-school sweetheart reappears just as Samantha loses her powers.

Maude learns the true meaning of courage at a college class reunion.

Vivian's erratic behavior reveals a new part of the Harmons' marriage to Maude.

Mel comes to work one day and is surprised to find his mother Carrie has come to town for another visit. She quickly takes over the diner and starts running the kitchen herself.

While taking out the garbage, Mel has an encounter with a little old lady who catches him by surprise when she mugs him. However, when Mel recounts the story, she suddenly becomes four thugs. Mel quickly eats his words when the she is captured.

Rumors spread across the campus when Jo is seen with her photography professor.

Jo's relationship with her professor grows more serious.

Muriel and Henry's anniversary plans change when Sara and her friend Monroe are arrested.

Muriel moves out when she and Henry disagree over Sara's new job.

High-school freshman Jennifer uses an infatuated young man to gain admittance to a sophomore dance.

Mallory takes a job at the TV station where her father works; the Keatons hunt for clues in a lucrative breakfast cereal contest.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

Schneider entertains Ann's jilted boss.

Ann falls for her Greek-archaeology professor.

A sudden cold spell throws the Jeffersons, the Willises, Florence and Mr. Bentley into one crowded apartment.

Lionel keeps a secret from his parents.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Actor John Larroquette; Roy Blount; actor Anthony Griffith.

Becker is skeptical at first, but he goes psycho after a psychic gives everyone except him great news about the future.

Becker causes a marital spat when he advises a couple trying to have a baby; Chris is accused of using her femininity to get out of a ticket.

Helen turns to Roy for help after she discovers her divorce from Antonio was never finalized.

Antonio has lustful and romantic thoughts about his visiting cousin's neglected fiancee (Fabiana Udenio).

Nearing the end of her term, Jamie (Helen Hunt) lends Paul's cousin (guest star Sam Lloyd) more than enough help in opening his shop.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) fail to impress their birthing instructor (guest star Marsha Warfield) on a practice run to the hospital.

At a designer's convention, Mary Jo's new attitude leads her to an all-night rendezvous.

Mary Jo spots the man who once mugged her and has him arrested.

Mary, suffering from appendicitis, shares a hospital room with an eccentric patient (Phyllis Diller).

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) inadvertently releases a shadow of fear that haunts the school. Guest stars: Steve Allen and Mary Gross.

Daft Aunt Hilda (Caroline Rhea) tutors Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) for the toughest magic test she has ever taken.

On a trip to Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) accidentally turns Libby and Valerie (Jenna Leigh Green, Lindsay Sloane) into zebras.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is forced to choose between living with either Hilda or Zelda (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick).

Mork faces deportation unless he marries an American citizen or finds someone to adopt him.

Mork puts on a wild show when Mindy's cousin is granted TV time on a Saturday morning children's show.

Jobless Mork decides he wants to be a priest.

TV commercials cause Mork to become addicted to shopping.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Jack and the Bradfords think Vicky is pregnant.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Alice is given the chance to star in a television commercial for Mel's diner.

The detectives deal with bicentennial fever; A cab owner reports his horse missing; A man alone in his hotel room claims to have been assaulted.

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Ann has some bad news about Schneider's pride and joy, his nephew Harvey.

Ann's father visits and continues to insist that she can't make it on her own.

Murray's boyhood friend, now an organized-crime kingpin, stops by for a visit.

Archie faces a life alone after Edith's death.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Laurie finds out the hard way that the rumors about a new boy in school are true.

Danny thinks he's adopted.

George gives out a taxicab company's phone number as his own.

Romance abounds, and rebounds, when the Baxters get new neighbors.

Tony is selected to be Gen. Peterson's golfing partner, even though he can't play.

Jeannie is disappointed because Tony never asks for anything big.

The neighborhood is outraged at the lack of traffic signals at a nearby intersection.

When Samantha gets pressed for time, Endora transforms herself into her daughter's double.

Actress Mitzi Gaynor; actor Orson Bean; Dr. Carl Sagan.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Jester; "Long Dry Summer.".

Men's fashion show; Film Time.

Fred Scuttle; the Scarlet Pimple.

Southern patriarch; Irish comic.

Fred Scuttle; the Scarlet Pimple.

Southern patriarch; Irish comic.

The dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are nervous about Nicole's (Staci Keanan) desire to follow Shelby's (Amy Hathaway) ambitious lead in the field of love.

Joey (Greg Evigan) throws a party and wakes up the next day to discover he has married a female wrestler. With Paul Reiser and Florence Stanley.

Nicole and Shelby (Staci Keanan, Amy Hathaway) attempt to draw the boys' attention away from a well-developed female classmate. Kelly Bartten guest stars. With Greg Evigan.

Nicole's (Staci Keanan) indecision before a "ladies' choice" dance leaves her without a date. Guest stars: Vonni Ribisi, Chad Allen.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge and repercussions.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

The family visits Chester in the hospital; Carol answers Jodie's proposal; Elaine reveals what has made her such a disgusting person; Sally keeps trying to seduce Burt.

The staff is heartbroken when the governor decides to send Katie away to a boarding school.

Benson rents an apartment so he can have some time alone, but everyone manages to find him.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

A popular teacher has Alzheimer's disease.

Simone regrets using a computer dating service.

Dennis becomes obsessed with apocalypse.

Disillusioned Charlie meets his dead uncle.

Tony (Tony Danza) consoles Angela (Judith Light) when she fails to win a prestigious advertising award. Rita Wilson guest stars.

Tony (Tony Danza) consoles Angela (Judith Light) when she fails to win a prestigious advertising award. Rita Wilson guest stars.

Mudslinging angers Tony, candidate for PTA president.

Tony offers to romance Angela's potential client.

The neighborhood siren (Marilu Henner), whose husband left her, moves in with the Bowers.

Mallory and Skippy are accidentally locked in the Keatons' basement.

Steven and Elyse go out to eat to get some free time together.

Steven returns to his hometown after the death of his father.

Steven and his brother try to settle their differences after their father passes.

Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other.

Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off.

Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader.

Drew organizes a labor union for single employees after Mr. Wick makes them stay on the job even though a storm is approaching.

The staff is shocked when they meet Matthew's twin brother, Andrew; Dave is skeptical when asked to make budget cuts.

Joe leads a crusade against the office on the next floor until Dave discovers why the break room is breaking down.

Committed to a psychiatric unit, Bill befriends a fellow inmate, then resists Dave and Catherine's efforts to spring him.

The staff learns Jimmy James (Stephen Root) has had a heart attack; Lisa (Maura Tierney) drops a bombshell on Dave (Dave Foley).

Finch tries to dissuade his father (Brian Dennehy) from marrying Nina; Elliott gets a second chance with Tyra Banks (as herself).

Maya hosts an elaborate murder-mystery party where everyone dresses in costume and pandemonium reigns.

Finch switches the cards on two of Elliot's birthday presents, leading Elliott to believe that Persky gave him a cool video game system while Maya gave him risque toys.

Finch gets a sleazy friend (Willie Garson) to pose as an advice columnist; Nina gets roped into a relationship.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year.".

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

The kids agree to quit show business so Shirley can pursue romance.

The Partridge Family is booked to perform at "The Fire House," a club whose owners have run afoul of a loan shark.

When both George's and his sister's marriages run into rough times, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Darrin is upset when Samantha reads Halloween stories to Tabitha; Samantha insists the stories are harmless; Tabitha brings the ghosts in the book to life.

Maude's Aunt Lola zeros in on Mrs. Naugatuck's husband as her next conquest.

Walter feels rejected when Arthur becomes suddenly devoted to a new best friend.

A cross-country trucker's former partner gets a waitressing job at the diner.

Alice's success as a substitute singer with a band forces her into a tough decision.

Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.

The school computer spurts out advice when Blair and Jo become embroiled in a fight.

After a disagreement with Henry, Jackie and Sara move to a tenement.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

The Keatons discover that Elyse's Aunt Rosemary (Barbara Barrie) is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

Schneider's convict friend wants to go straight.

A romantic trauma so affects Schneider that he contemplates celibacy.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year.".

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Fran Tate; actress Amy Irving.

Becker's jealously level increases when Chris' all too friendly ex-husband shows up and stays at her apartment.

Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.