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A lottery winner gives away the prize money by tossing it out a window; Dietrich is arrested for his off-duty participation at an anti-nuclear rally; Barney discovers he can't afford his condo.

Harris gets the task of booking his colleague Dietrich, whose arrest prompts a visit from Internal Affairs; A nuclear engineer is brought in for dousing the participants with atomic water.

Confused Barbara decides to drop out of college.

Schneider is chosen as a surrogate father.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Filmmaker Orson Welles; actor Orson Bean; actress Carol Lawrence; actress Kay Lenz.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

Joe convinces Helen to allow a world-famous architect (Edward Herrmann) to design their new home; Sandpiper Air gets a new mechanic with a disturbing secret.

Brian goes on an eating binge when Joe passes on playing in an annual football game.

Jamie finds herself feeling low following the birth, while Paul tries to direct his parents in "The Pirates of Penzance.".

The Buchmans leave Mabel with a baby sitter for the first time; Paul gets David Copperfield's pants from the cleaners.

Allison's former flame, who is an ex-convict, proposes marriage.

Mary Jo decides to go to a sperm bank to become pregnant again.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

While in the other realm, Sabrina unknowingly starts rumors about her mortal friends that could prove damaging.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) must decide whether to relinquish her witch powers in order to see her mortal mother.

Sabrina must choose between two boys who want to take her to the dance; Salem insults Russian chess champ Yuri during a computer match.

Sabrina's spell to help Valerie backfires and humiliates Sabrina; Salem tries to break the spell that made him a cat.

Mindy's father reminds Mork and Mindy about the rough moments in the early days of their relationship.

Mork is ordered back to Ork because he has picked up too many Earthling ways.

Mork is ordered back to Ork because he has picked up too many Earthling ways.

To lift Mindy out of her depression, Mork brings home a friend who thinks he's Peter Pan.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Jack has the mistaken impression that Vicky's friend has fallen for him.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

An elderly American Indian claims that the diner is built on his tribal burial grounds and announces that he has come there to die.

A glimpse at Ailing Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restrictive duty; fish decides to quit the force.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Business turns into pleasure when Ann takes over the company's symphony account and meets with a charming visiting conductor.

Ann, Julie, Barbara, Ginny and Schneider put on a New Year's Eve show for the lonely residents of a retirement hotel.

Archie and Stephanie find it difficult to deal with Edith's death.

Archie decides to move out of the house and into an apartment despite Stephanie's objections.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

The family introduces a songwriter (Bobby Sherman) to a lyricist (Wes Stern).

The Partridge Family is forced to add another member to the group, a young girl who can't sing a note.

Hazel is persona non grata at a pajama party she has planned.

Cub Scout Harold rescues a boy frozen by fear high in a tree.

Tony agrees to a seance with Roger's new girlfriend in order to prove she is a fraud.

Jeannie makes one of Tony's paintings appear as an original Rembrandt.

The neighborhood women become jealous when a model moves into town.

After an argument while he is teaching her to drive, Darrin enrolls Samantha in a driving school and the owner assigns his nervous brother-in-law Harold to teach her.

Actor McLean Stevenson; actor Gene Hackman; comic George Carlin; actress Gloria DeHaven.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some -- but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song.

Spoof of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.".

"Kojak" spoof; lucky rustic.

Fred Scuttle; Fudpucker family.

Benny looks at the "Granny of the Year Jumping Contest" and Hollywood.

Fred Scuttle; Fudpucker family.

Benny looks at the "Granny of the Year Jumping Contest" and Hollywood.

Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) attempt to organize a neighborhood watch after their apartment is burglarized. With Staci Keanan.

The feuding dads (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser) visit a counselor who suggests a test to determine who is Nicole's (Staci Keanan) real father.

Michael (Paul Reiser) agrees to teach a night-school class, and perennial class clown Joey (Greg Evigan) is attending. With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

Michael and Joey get trapped in an elevator on Thanksgiving.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Danny hears from Elaine's kidnappers; Tim learns about Corinne's pregnancy; a detective searches for Chester.

Marcy is marrying Dan in the first governor mansion hosted wedding, with Benson over-seeing the arrangements; Marcy's mother shows a talent for disrupting Benson's smoothly organized wedding plans.

Kraus' childhood rival is visiting from Germany and expects to find Kraus married to the governor.

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Dennis is torn between football and academics.

Charlie announces a trip to the Soviet Union.

Dr. Samuels (William G. Schilling) is determined that Charlie's class win its rematch in Russia. With Howard Hesseman.

The team begins the competition without three of its most needed members.

Angela and Tony (Judith Light, Tony Danza) wind up baby-sitting for a man (Paul Lieber) who has abandoned his child to pursue an acting career.

Angela and Tony (Judith Light, Tony Danza) wind up baby-sitting for a man (Paul Lieber) who has abandoned his child to pursue an acting career.

Tony is determined to beat an old baseball rival.

Angela's cooking puts Tony in the hospital.

An associate upstages Angela in an ad campaign.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

The Keatons' cousin arrives to tell of her adventures abroad, but she can't seem to get a word in edgewise.

Alex attempts to find Mallory another boyfriend after she breaks up with Rick.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Drew decides he's going to toughen up, but when a co-worker is fired and left homeless, Drew has a hard time turning him away.

Drew (Drew Carey) gets fired by Mimi (Kathy Kinney) and becomes suspicious of Mr. Wick's (Craig Ferguson) whereabouts; Drew meets his neighbors.

Drew schemes to get his house back after it is seized because of his former roommate's illegal activity.

When his girlfriend refuses to "pig out" on junk food, Drew changes his diet and decides to lose weight.

Bill and Lisa (Phil Hartman, Maura Tierney) book Jerry Seinfeld (guest starring as himself) as a guest on their new program, saving them from disaster.

Proud to be the strangest person on staff, Matthew (Andy Dick) is challenged by the appearance of an odd temp (guest star French Stewart).

A futuristic WNYX operates in outer space; guest Bobbie Brown.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) hires a lawyer (guest star Norm MacDonald) when Matthew (Andy Dick) is injured while playing a game in the office.

Maya's photography teacher (David Clennon) wants her to pose in the nude; Finch competes for Jack's attention.

Nina, Maya and Elliott are thrilled to have been nominated for Femmy Awards; Finch is rejected by a cover girl.

Fair play is not a priority when Jack hires former slugger Steve Garvey for the annual baseball game.

Jack is determined to get back in shape and hires a tough, personal trainer (Neal McDonough); Maya and Finch collaborate on a screenplay.

Jack cooks dinner for a famous food critic.

Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Luger is despondent with his new assignment in the Twelfth; a man robs a liquor store with a duelist's pistol; and a citizen steals a TV from the police vault.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; Gunmen storm the precinct.

A meddlesome contest winner spends a week with the Partridges.

No one in the family is very happy about Laurie's new boyfriend, a biker named Snake.

Both George and Hazel conspire to get a new client for George's business.

Hazel's plan to get rid of a bothersome handyman backfires when he proposes to her.

Jeannie's English uncles have to approve of her future husband.

A mannequin fills in for Jeannie at the wedding; Roger is the best man.

Samantha's old boyfriend Rollo appears; Endora drinks a love potion intended for Samantha.

Maude comes face to face with today's youth when she agrees to chaperone Phillip's birthday party.

Arthur's convictions during a doctors' strike prove to be very unhealthy.

Vera causes trouble for Mel when she cashes an old school friend's check at the diner.

Mel's beneficiaries start squabbling over what they will get when he passes away.

Jo fears Blair's boyfriend is using drugs.

The girls head to Florida for spring break.

Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Steven oversees a revival of his semi-autobiographical play depicting life in the free-spirited '60s.

Alex tries to use Nick's artistic abilities in a profitable venture.

Jack cooks dinner for a famous food critic.

Larry and Furley attempt to stop the threesome from moving to a luxury beach house.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; Gunmen storm the precinct.

Alex tells Nick he'd rather spend his weekends with his friends than with him.

Schneider becomes involved with a 22-year-old woman.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Actor Peter Strauss; author Gore Vidal.

A beautiful woman (Nicollette Sheridan) whispers sweet nothings in Becker's ear during a six-hour flight to Las Vegas; a plastic surgeon (Gilbert Gottfried) takes over Becker's practice while he is away.

Margaret begins to regret her decision to become a nurse instead of a singer; Linda gives out flu shots while Becker searches for Margaret.