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Becker is fit to be tied after Chris bans smoking; Bob convinces Jake that Amanda is cheating on him.

Amanda runs off with her new boyfriend and all of heartbroken Jake's furniture; Becker brags about quitting smoking for the last two days.

For a wedding gift, Brian videotapes memorable stories told about Joe and Helen's rocky relationship.

Joe and Helen consider buying the house of Lewis Blanchard's (Gilbert Gottfried) dying uncle; stressed Helen dreams she is Marcia Brady.

Feeling neglected as Jamie's baby shower is being planned, Paul asks Ira and Marvin to take a road trip.

Jamie plans to quit her job, then learns Troy wants to destroy Lance's career; a cockatoo flies into the Buchmans' apartment.

Suzanne takes up smoking; Mary Jo decides to have another baby.

Julia becomes Atlanta's hottest new artist; Suzanne accidently glues her lips together.

Julian fakes death to keep from losing the building.

Mary plays a "slasher" when the apartment building is rented for a horror film.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A sudden cold spell throws the Jeffersons, the Willises, Florence and Mr. Bentley into one crowded apartment.

Lionel keeps a secret from his parents.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

A European-tour promoter tells Shirley she's "out" with the "in" crowd.

Laurie refuses to speak after she has to get braces.

Hazel uses subtle tactics in getting a new kitchen from George.

George's partner, Harry, almost gets into trouble with his new bride.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

Darrin's jilted high-school sweetheart reappears just as Samantha loses her powers.

Maude learns the true meaning of courage at a college class reunion.

Vivian's erratic behavior reveals a new part of the Harmons' marriage to Maude.

Mel comes to work one day and is surprised to find his mother Carrie has come to town for another visit. She quickly takes over the diner and starts running the kitchen herself.

While taking out the garbage, Mel has an encounter with a little old lady who catches him by surprise when she mugs him. However, when Mel recounts the story, she suddenly becomes four thugs. Mel quickly eats his words when the she is captured.

Rumors spread across the campus when Jo is seen with her photography professor.

Jo's relationship with her professor grows more serious.

Muriel and Henry's anniversary plans change when Sara and her friend Monroe are arrested.

Muriel moves out when she and Henry disagree over Sara's new job.

High-school freshman Jennifer uses an infatuated young man to gain admittance to a sophomore dance.

Mallory takes a job at the TV station where her father works; the Keatons hunt for clues in a lucrative breakfast cereal contest.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A partial lobotomy turns a master thief into a mindless zombie; An Amish man is unable to use the telephone to call for help after he's been mugged.

A judge assaults an attorney with his gavel; and a confused daytime-drama devotee reports dastardly deeds from TV soap operas.

Schneider entertains Ann's jilted boss.

Ann falls for her Greek-archaeology professor.

A sudden cold spell throws the Jeffersons, the Willises, Florence and Mr. Bentley into one crowded apartment.

Lionel keeps a secret from his parents.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Actor John Larroquette; Roy Blount; actor Anthony Griffith.

Becker is skeptical at first, but he goes psycho after a psychic gives everyone except him great news about the future.

Becker causes a marital spat when he advises a couple trying to have a baby; Chris is accused of using her femininity to get out of a ticket.

Helen turns to Roy for help after she discovers her divorce from Antonio was never finalized.

Antonio has lustful and romantic thoughts about his visiting cousin's neglected fiancee (Fabiana Udenio).

Nearing the end of her term, Jamie (Helen Hunt) lends Paul's cousin (guest star Sam Lloyd) more than enough help in opening his shop.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) fail to impress their birthing instructor (guest star Marsha Warfield) on a practice run to the hospital.

At a designer's convention, Mary Jo's new attitude leads her to an all-night rendezvous.

Mary Jo spots the man who once mugged her and has him arrested.

Mary, suffering from appendicitis, shares a hospital room with an eccentric patient (Phyllis Diller).

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) inadvertently releases a shadow of fear that haunts the school. Guest stars: Steve Allen and Mary Gross.

Daft Aunt Hilda (Caroline Rhea) tutors Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) for the toughest magic test she has ever taken.

On a trip to Disney's Animal Kingdom, Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) accidentally turns Libby and Valerie (Jenna Leigh Green, Lindsay Sloane) into zebras.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) is forced to choose between living with either Hilda or Zelda (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick).

Mork faces deportation unless he marries an American citizen or finds someone to adopt him.

Mork puts on a wild show when Mindy's cousin is granted TV time on a Saturday morning children's show.

Jobless Mork decides he wants to be a priest.

TV commercials cause Mork to become addicted to shopping.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Jack and the Bradfords think Vicky is pregnant.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Alice is given the chance to star in a television commercial for Mel's diner.

The detectives deal with bicentennial fever; A cab owner reports his horse missing; A man alone in his hotel room claims to have been assaulted.

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.

Lionel tries to hide denting the van from George.

Mother Jefferson and Louise fight over George while at a funeral.

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Ann has some bad news about Schneider's pride and joy, his nephew Harvey.

Ann's father visits and continues to insist that she can't make it on her own.

Murray's boyhood friend, now an organized-crime kingpin, stops by for a visit.

Archie faces a life alone after Edith's death.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Maude finds herself in a tug of war with her own double standards.

Laurie finds out the hard way that the rumors about a new boy in school are true.

Danny thinks he's adopted.

George gives out a taxicab company's phone number as his own.

Romance abounds, and rebounds, when the Baxters get new neighbors.

Tony is selected to be Gen. Peterson's golfing partner, even though he can't play.

Jeannie is disappointed because Tony never asks for anything big.

The neighborhood is outraged at the lack of traffic signals at a nearby intersection.

When Samantha gets pressed for time, Endora transforms herself into her daughter's double.

Actress Mitzi Gaynor; actor Orson Bean; Dr. Carl Sagan.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Jester; "Long Dry Summer.".

Men's fashion show; Film Time.

Fred Scuttle; the Scarlet Pimple.

Southern patriarch; Irish comic.

Fred Scuttle; the Scarlet Pimple.

Southern patriarch; Irish comic.

The dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are nervous about Nicole's (Staci Keanan) desire to follow Shelby's (Amy Hathaway) ambitious lead in the field of love.

Joey (Greg Evigan) throws a party and wakes up the next day to discover he has married a female wrestler. With Paul Reiser and Florence Stanley.

Nicole and Shelby (Staci Keanan, Amy Hathaway) attempt to draw the boys' attention away from a well-developed female classmate. Kelly Bartten guest stars. With Greg Evigan.

Nicole's (Staci Keanan) indecision before a "ladies' choice" dance leaves her without a date. Guest stars: Vonni Ribisi, Chad Allen.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge and repercussions.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

The family visits Chester in the hospital; Carol answers Jodie's proposal; Elaine reveals what has made her such a disgusting person; Sally keeps trying to seduce Burt.

The staff is heartbroken when the governor decides to send Katie away to a boarding school.

Benson rents an apartment so he can have some time alone, but everyone manages to find him.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

A popular teacher has Alzheimer's disease.

Simone regrets using a computer dating service.

Dennis becomes obsessed with apocalypse.

Disillusioned Charlie meets his dead uncle.

Tony (Tony Danza) consoles Angela (Judith Light) when she fails to win a prestigious advertising award. Rita Wilson guest stars.

Tony (Tony Danza) consoles Angela (Judith Light) when she fails to win a prestigious advertising award. Rita Wilson guest stars.

Mudslinging angers Tony, candidate for PTA president.

Tony offers to romance Angela's potential client.

The neighborhood siren (Marilu Henner), whose husband left her, moves in with the Bowers.

Mallory and Skippy are accidentally locked in the Keatons' basement.

Steven and Elyse go out to eat to get some free time together.

Steven returns to his hometown after the death of his father.

Steven and his brother try to settle their differences after their father passes.

Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other.

Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off.

Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader.

Drew organizes a labor union for single employees after Mr. Wick makes them stay on the job even though a storm is approaching.

The staff is shocked when they meet Matthew's twin brother, Andrew; Dave is skeptical when asked to make budget cuts.

Joe leads a crusade against the office on the next floor until Dave discovers why the break room is breaking down.

Committed to a psychiatric unit, Bill befriends a fellow inmate, then resists Dave and Catherine's efforts to spring him.

The staff learns Jimmy James (Stephen Root) has had a heart attack; Lisa (Maura Tierney) drops a bombshell on Dave (Dave Foley).

Finch tries to dissuade his father (Brian Dennehy) from marrying Nina; Elliott gets a second chance with Tyra Banks (as herself).

Maya hosts an elaborate murder-mystery party where everyone dresses in costume and pandemonium reigns.

Finch switches the cards on two of Elliot's birthday presents, leading Elliott to believe that Persky gave him a cool video game system while Maya gave him risque toys.

Finch gets a sleazy friend (Willie Garson) to pose as an advice columnist; Nina gets roped into a relationship.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year.".

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

The kids agree to quit show business so Shirley can pursue romance.

The Partridge Family is booked to perform at "The Fire House," a club whose owners have run afoul of a loan shark.

When both George's and his sister's marriages run into rough times, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Darrin is upset when Samantha reads Halloween stories to Tabitha; Samantha insists the stories are harmless; Tabitha brings the ghosts in the book to life.

Maude's Aunt Lola zeros in on Mrs. Naugatuck's husband as her next conquest.

Walter feels rejected when Arthur becomes suddenly devoted to a new best friend.

A cross-country trucker's former partner gets a waitressing job at the diner.

Alice's success as a substitute singer with a band forces her into a tough decision.

Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.

The school computer spurts out advice when Blair and Jo become embroiled in a fight.

After a disagreement with Henry, Jackie and Sara move to a tenement.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

The Keatons discover that Elyse's Aunt Rosemary (Barbara Barrie) is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

Schneider's convict friend wants to go straight.

A romantic trauma so affects Schneider that he contemplates celibacy.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year.".

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Fran Tate; actress Amy Irving.

Becker's jealously level increases when Chris' all too friendly ex-husband shows up and stays at her apartment.

Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.

Joe and the men plan on a wild bachelor party in Atlantic City, while Helen decides to spend a quiet evening at home.

Brian and Casey's romantic plans may prevent Joe and Helen from having a perfect wedding.

The Buchmans have their own concerns but are forced to listen to the troubles of ditsy waitress Ursula.

Jamie gets caught in the crossfire when the feuding grandmothers-to-be begin fighting over the cribs they bought.

Julia copes with Reese's unexpected death by caring for a lonely child.

Charlene must readjust to married life when Bill returns from the Persian Gulf.

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

While using Mr. Bentley's telescope on Halloween, Louise thinks she witnesses a murder.

Pursuing her feeling that she may have witnessed a murder, Louise lands in deep trouble.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

The band gets caught up in a nightclub's labor woes.

Shirley's matchmaking nearly costs the family its manager.

A mix-up at the airport almost ruins both a friendship and a marriage.

The household is turned upside-down when unwelcome guests visit.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Samantha's simultaneous appearance in Chicago and New York almost costs Darrin his job.

Vivian's pleasure at Arthur's sudden burst of amorous behavior soon turns to panic.

Maude fires Mrs. Naugatuck and insists that she leave immediately.

Mel kisses Vera, Vera takes the kiss seriously, not realizing it was just a ploy to make Marie jealous.

Vera finds an abandoned baby and soon becomes attached, refusing to give up the baby girl. She looks into adopting her.

Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.

Natalie has the opportunity to break into journalism, but she may lose her boyfriend in the process.

Henry and his boss set out to capture the crooks who stole Sara's purse.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Nick becomes popular with the girls after becoming a janitor at Mallory's sorority house.

Alex takes over Mallory's campaign for student-body president.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Actor Teri Garr; comic Paul Provenza; actor Jennifer O'Neill; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker and Chris rekindle their romance after she is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Jake must sell something precious to pay his rent.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.