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Jamie's false labor pains bring family and friends to the hospital.

The big moment arrives for Jamie, but Paul's work and travels threaten to make him late for the birth; Jamie's parents add to the fuss.

Anthony is invited to be the first black member of an exclusive country club.

Mary Jo and Julia share coaching duties for a Little League team.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

Mary asks Sandra to convince the building owner to buy Mary a new refrigerator.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

An unfulfilled request in his father's will leads George on an unusual search.

Expectant father Lionel's actions shock the Jeffersons and the Willises.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Hazel loses Harold to a girl who wants him to study ballet.

Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer.

Tony heads for Basenji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiance.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Aunt Clara zaps the Stephenses and Gladys Kravitz to Plymouth on Thanksgiving Day.

Maude is furious when she discovers that her wallet is missing after an encounter on the subway.

Maude extends a less than sincere invitation to her trying Aunt Tinkie.

Mel gets a hot tip on a horse and decides to borrow $10,000 to bet with. If he loses, he will lose the diner. The waitresses try to prevent Mel from making the bet.

Vera becomes depressed when she realizes she has worked at Mel's for 8 years. She decides to leave her mark on the world by competing for the world record in tap dance endurance.

Blair seeks payment after Jo breaks her watch.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls stage a Christmas show at an orphanage.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Steven's recently divorced brother (Norman Parker) asks Steven and Elyse for advice on handling his unruly daughter (Annie Oringer).

With the relationship between Steven's brother and niece deteriorating, the Keatons find themselves in the middle of a family feud.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

Harris refuses to adhere to a deparment rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

Unemployed Ann meets an irritating competitor.

Ann's forced partnership with Nick Handris becomes all that she feared when he expects Barbara to baby-sit his unruly 12-year-old.

An unfulfilled request in his father's will leads George on an unusual search.

Expectant father Lionel's actions shock the Jeffersons and the Willises.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Actor Roger Moore; actress Maureen Stapleton.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

One of Nantucket's wealthiest citizens (Marian Seldes) hires Brian and Joe to bring her recently departed father's body back from Florida.

Lowell (Thomas Haden Church) must decide between his friends and his integrity after he witnesses a gangland execution.

Arriving home with their newborn baby, Paul and Jamie fear the unknown and tolerate advice from Jamie's mom.

Paul finds that writing a letter to the baby for her to open on her 18th birthday isn't as easy for him as for Jamie.

Allison Sugarbaker (Julia Duffy) buys out Suzanne's share of the business and attempts to take it over.

A cousin buys out Suzanne, then tries to take over the business.

Mary plans an evening of romance for her and Lester.

After the apartment manager dies, Mary fears Sandra will become the new landlord.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

A challenge to a boxing match humbles George's big mouth and matching ego.

All the preparations for Jenny's baby make Florence want a child of her own.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Laurie finds out the hard way that the rumors about a new boy in school are true.

Danny thinks he's adopted.

Hazel gives a winning sweepstakes ticket to the Salvation Army.

George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception.

Roger and Dr. Bellows pretend that there is to be a meeting so that they can give Tony a surprise Bachelor Party.

Jeannie's blood test is a problem because she has green corpuscles.

Darrin has a surprise for Samantha; Endora makes Darrin's ears grow every time he lies.

Maude's liberal beliefs are put to the test when Phillip's friend Sam comes to spend the night.

No one believes Maude when she sights a UFO over Tuckahoe.

Mel gives asylum to a defecting towel boy for the Russian ballet.

Alice takes her new boyfriend's four children out trick-or-treating and returns with one imposter.

Tootie wants Natalie's opinion on her writing.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls express concern over Blair's obsessive dating and irrational behavior.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study of the nuclear family for her research project. Features highlights from the previous five seasons.

Lauren uses the Keatons as a case study on the nuclear family.

Cindy invites the trio for a weekend on the farm.

Jack substitutes for a chef and winds up with a full-time job.

Vagrant Ray returns to report his fellow bums' disappearances; a woman wishes to have a child with a surrogate and is focusing in on Dietrich and Wojo.

Harris disappears while undercover as a vagrant looking for the missing bums; Luger elects to be demoted rather than to retire.

Ann and Barbara return from a trip to find their apartment has been burglarized.

Grandma Romano goes out on a date with Schneider.

A challenge to a boxing match humbles George's big mouth and matching ego.

All the preparations for Jenny's baby make Florence want a child of her own.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Actor Woody Harrelson; actor Blake Clark; cartoonist Cathy Guisewite.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.