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Simone regrets using a computer dating service.

Dennis becomes obsessed with apocalypse.

Disillusioned Charlie meets his dead uncle.

Tony (Tony Danza) consoles Angela (Judith Light) when she fails to win a prestigious advertising award. Rita Wilson guest stars.

Tony (Tony Danza) consoles Angela (Judith Light) when she fails to win a prestigious advertising award. Rita Wilson guest stars.

Mudslinging angers Tony, candidate for PTA president.

Tony offers to romance Angela's potential client.

The neighborhood siren (Marilu Henner), whose husband left her, moves in with the Bowers.

Mallory and Skippy are accidentally locked in the Keatons' basement.

Steven and Elyse go out to eat to get some free time together.

Steven returns to his hometown after the death of his father.

Steven and his brother try to settle their differences after their father passes.

Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other.

Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off.

Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader.

Drew organizes a labor union for single employees after Mr. Wick makes them stay on the job even though a storm is approaching.

The staff is shocked when they meet Matthew's twin brother, Andrew; Dave is skeptical when asked to make budget cuts.

Joe leads a crusade against the office on the next floor until Dave discovers why the break room is breaking down.

Committed to a psychiatric unit, Bill befriends a fellow inmate, then resists Dave and Catherine's efforts to spring him.

The staff learns Jimmy James (Stephen Root) has had a heart attack; Lisa (Maura Tierney) drops a bombshell on Dave (Dave Foley).

Finch tries to dissuade his father (Brian Dennehy) from marrying Nina; Elliott gets a second chance with Tyra Banks (as herself).

Maya hosts an elaborate murder-mystery party where everyone dresses in costume and pandemonium reigns.

Finch switches the cards on two of Elliot's birthday presents, leading Elliott to believe that Persky gave him a cool video game system while Maya gave him risque toys.

Finch gets a sleazy friend (Willie Garson) to pose as an advice columnist; Nina gets roped into a relationship.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year.".

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

The kids agree to quit show business so Shirley can pursue romance.

The Partridge Family is booked to perform at "The Fire House," a club whose owners have run afoul of a loan shark.

When both George's and his sister's marriages run into rough times, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Dorothy thinks a mink coat in a gift box is for her.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Darrin is upset when Samantha reads Halloween stories to Tabitha; Samantha insists the stories are harmless; Tabitha brings the ghosts in the book to life.

Maude's Aunt Lola zeros in on Mrs. Naugatuck's husband as her next conquest.

Walter feels rejected when Arthur becomes suddenly devoted to a new best friend.

A cross-country trucker's former partner gets a waitressing job at the diner.

Alice's success as a substitute singer with a band forces her into a tough decision.

Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.

The school computer spurts out advice when Blair and Jo become embroiled in a fight.

After a disagreement with Henry, Jackie and Sara move to a tenement.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Alex's confidence is shaken when he meets Lauren's handsome and successful former boyfriend (Campbell Scott).

The Keatons discover that Elyse's Aunt Rosemary (Barbara Barrie) is suffering from Alzheimer's disease.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

Schneider's convict friend wants to go straight.

A romantic trauma so affects Schneider that he contemplates celibacy.

George is chosen "Small-Business Man of the Year.".

Florence impersonates Louise on a date.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Fran Tate; actress Amy Irving.

Becker's jealously level increases when Chris' all too friendly ex-husband shows up and stays at her apartment.

Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.

Joe and the men plan on a wild bachelor party in Atlantic City, while Helen decides to spend a quiet evening at home.

Brian and Casey's romantic plans may prevent Joe and Helen from having a perfect wedding.

The Buchmans have their own concerns but are forced to listen to the troubles of ditsy waitress Ursula.

Jamie gets caught in the crossfire when the feuding grandmothers-to-be begin fighting over the cribs they bought.

Julia copes with Reese's unexpected death by caring for a lonely child.

Charlene must readjust to married life when Bill returns from the Persian Gulf.

Mary attempts to compensate for the dent she put in a man's car.

Sandra interferes in Mary's matchmaking plans for her brother and Rose.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

While using Mr. Bentley's telescope on Halloween, Louise thinks she witnesses a murder.

Pursuing her feeling that she may have witnessed a murder, Louise lands in deep trouble.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

The band gets caught up in a nightclub's labor woes.

Shirley's matchmaking nearly costs the family its manager.

A mix-up at the airport almost ruins both a friendship and a marriage.

The household is turned upside-down when unwelcome guests visit.

Djinn Djinn, Jeannie's dog causes chaos and organizes an escape from the pound.

Tony can gain a kingdom if he weds Jeannie; Jeannie gets upset with Tony.

Samantha's simultaneous appearance in Chicago and New York almost costs Darrin his job.

Vivian's pleasure at Arthur's sudden burst of amorous behavior soon turns to panic.

Maude fires Mrs. Naugatuck and insists that she leave immediately.

Mel kisses Vera, Vera takes the kiss seriously, not realizing it was just a ploy to make Marie jealous.

Vera finds an abandoned baby and soon becomes attached, refusing to give up the baby girl. She looks into adopting her.

Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.

Natalie has the opportunity to break into journalism, but she may lose her boyfriend in the process.

Henry and his boss set out to capture the crooks who stole Sara's purse.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Nick becomes popular with the girls after becoming a janitor at Mallory's sorority house.

Alex takes over Mallory's campaign for student-body president.

When Mr. Furley starts dating a new girl, the trio wonder why she is interested in him; Larry sets up a test to determine if she is a gold digger.

Jack assumes that Terri's nun friend wants to leave the convent to be with him.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Actor Teri Garr; comic Paul Provenza; actor Jennifer O'Neill; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker and Chris rekindle their romance after she is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Jake must sell something precious to pay his rent.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

Brian and Casey's flames of passion cause destruction at Helen's house; Joe and Helen honeymoon in Jamaica.

After tensions between Joe and Brian heat up, the ghost of their father attempts to cool things down.

Jamie's false labor pains bring family and friends to the hospital.

The big moment arrives for Jamie, but Paul's work and travels threaten to make him late for the birth; Jamie's parents add to the fuss.

Anthony is invited to be the first black member of an exclusive country club.

Mary Jo and Julia share coaching duties for a Little League team.

Brenda learns her ancestor was a Civil War coward.

Mary asks Sandra to convince the building owner to buy Mary a new refrigerator.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

An unfulfilled request in his father's will leads George on an unusual search.

Expectant father Lionel's actions shock the Jeffersons and the Willises.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Hazel loses Harold to a girl who wants him to study ballet.

Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer.

Tony heads for Basenji to save Jeannie from marriage; Tony calls her his fiance.

Jeannie's beauty cream makes Mrs. Bellows 20 years younger; Dr. Bellows doesn't recognize her.

Aunt Clara zaps the Stephenses and Gladys Kravitz to Plymouth on Thanksgiving Day.

Maude is furious when she discovers that her wallet is missing after an encounter on the subway.

Maude extends a less than sincere invitation to her trying Aunt Tinkie.

Mel gets a hot tip on a horse and decides to borrow $10,000 to bet with. If he loses, he will lose the diner. The waitresses try to prevent Mel from making the bet.

Vera becomes depressed when she realizes she has worked at Mel's for 8 years. She decides to leave her mark on the world by competing for the world record in tap dance endurance.

Blair seeks payment after Jo breaks her watch.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls stage a Christmas show at an orphanage.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Steven's recently divorced brother (Norman Parker) asks Steven and Elyse for advice on handling his unruly daughter (Annie Oringer).

With the relationship between Steven's brother and niece deteriorating, the Keatons find themselves in the middle of a family feud.

Jack convinces Janet and Terri to hire their former roommate Cindy as a maid to clean the apartment; it does not work out.

An efficiency expert drives Janet to quit.

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

Harris refuses to adhere to a deparment rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

Unemployed Ann meets an irritating competitor.

Ann's forced partnership with Nick Handris becomes all that she feared when he expects Barbara to baby-sit his unruly 12-year-old.

An unfulfilled request in his father's will leads George on an unusual search.

Expectant father Lionel's actions shock the Jeffersons and the Willises.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

Actor Roger Moore; actress Maureen Stapleton.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.