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Vera's debut as a cello player in a string quartet doesn't end on a melodic note.

Headed for an awards ceremony, Blair is trapped in an elevator with the operator who has a very special past; he shares his wisdom with Blair.

The girls travel to Atlantic City, N.J., to reunite Jo with the aspiring singer she met in Florida; they go to see Jo's old flame, rock 'n' roll singer Flyman.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Newly engaged Barbara is shattered by news that could threaten her marital future.

Alex causes a fire in the apartment building.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Actor Martin Mull; comic Jerry Seinfeld; Scot Morris.

Becker's fear of asking Reggie to a social event goes back to the first time he was rejected at the tender age of 10.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.

The new business arrangement draws differing reactions from Joe and Brian.

Joe and Brian step in for a nervous Cord at a company conference; Antonio teaches Casey how to live within her means.

Dr. Lee (guest star Steve Park) helps Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon, as irresponsible Lisa (guest star Anne Ramsay) cares for Murray. With John Pankow, Mo Gaffney and Jeff Garlin.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) spend an unsettling, trial night in a large house in the suburbs. With guest stars Richard Benjamin and Rhea Perlman.

Mary Jo's colleagues cannot understand why she's interested in her dumb boyfriend (Patrick Warburton), a top male model.

The weather wreaks havoc on B.J.'s plan to fly everyone to Washington, D.C., for the inauguration.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

George exaggerates his financial standing to gain membership in an exclusive businessman's club.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans.

Danny wants to be treated as an adult; the school psychologist suggests a radical treatment to get to the bottom of Danny's behavioral problems.

Shirley's parents become "mod" in an effort to put the zip back into their marriage.

Steve risks losing a client to aid an injured motorist.

Hazel pens an essay for a newspaper on her boss's perfection.

Jeannie is annoyed when an old girlfriend of Tony's returns to town.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Endora teaches Darrin a lesson by turning him into a perfect gentleman.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Maude heads up a vigilante group to keep a youth arrested for marijuana possession out of jail.

Alice's compassionate nature is tested when she competes against Jolene and Vera on a game show.

Tommy finds himself on the other side of the law when he and a college pal indulge in some wild reveling.

The girls have an unexpected guest when they celebrate Blair's 21st birthday.

Angry Natalie decides to run for mayor of Peekskill.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

Alex considers romance with a girl he is tutoring and puts a strain on his relationship with Lauren.

Alex faces a dilemma when Lauren returns to town and they meet in the cafeteria with Marty.

A former Navy buddy visits Jack and tries to con his way into a partnership at the bistro.

Janet and Terri try to raise money for Jack.

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Barney calls in the police chaplain when a man claims he is possessed by a demon; a full-figured wife assaults her husband for forcing her into a pair of designer jeans.

A blizzard causes re-evaluation of relationships.

Schneider's relationship with a female Russian basketball player leads to an international incident.

George is urged to sing a valentine song to Louise.

George exaggerates his financial standing to gain membership in an exclusive businessman's club.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Actor Craig T. Nelson; actor Michael Crawford; journalist Bob Costas.

Becker quits smoking, but his increasingly surly disposition makes his friends wish he'd start again; Reggie considers returning to college.

Learning that a patient is dating Reggie, John advises him on proper courting; Linda becomes a mentor to a bratty child.

Unexpected guests (Brooke Adams, Abe Vigoda) and other mishaps disrupt holiday plans and dampen the gang's Christmas spirit.

Antonio discovers Roy is dating the cabbie's favorite talk show host; Joe and Helen's relationship cools off.

The couple (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) learns that Jamie will be in bed with home run king Mark McGwire (guest starring as himself), via virtual reality. With John Pankow.

Paul and Jamie are forced to play parents when Uncle Phil (Mel Brooks) causes trouble after returning to school; Lisa gets breast implants.

When Mary Jo and Julia discuss putting a dog to sleep, Bernice (Alice Ghostley) assumes they're referring to her.

When Anthony and Etienne's families finally meet, Julia persuades them to repeat their marriage vows.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Sabrina accidentally erases Christmas from the world's memory; she has only 24 hours to restore the holiday.

Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) spell turns Valerie (Lindsay Sloane) into a Sabrina clone; Salem finds fame as a painter.

Sabrina resorts to magic to persuade Harvey to go to college; Zsa Zsa turns Zelda into a practical joker.

Sabrina and Hilda (Melissa Joan Hart, Caroline Rhea) bring back Lucy (guest star Julia Duffy), the former Mrs. Kraft, to break up Zelda's (Beth Broderick) romance with Kraft.

Mork teaches a dishonest mechanic a lesson.

Suave Xerko wants Mork's job as Earth observer.

Mork helps Mindy get an interview with look-alike celebrity Robin Williams.

Mork misses Mindy while she is out of town and asks an Orkan elder to create a Mindy clone.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Vicky tries to restore Jack's injured ego.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Alice and Vera are stunned when it seems that Flo and Mel have become more than friends, but both go to Alice to try and break off the new relationship.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Ann's emergency call brings a young doctor whose bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired.

Archie Bunker runs a neighborhood bar in Queens.

Archie Bunker runs a neighborhood bar in Queens.

Vivian begins to resent Arthur's constant eulogizing of his late wife in every conversation.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.

Hazel finds that the burglar she tapped on the head with a baseball bat is basically honest.

Hazel concocts a complicated scheme involving antiques and business mergers to get air conditioning in the Baxter home.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Larry thinks Darrin is seeing another woman; Samantha and Darrin add some spice to their marriage.

Ousted Abner moves in with Darrin and Samantha after a fight with his wife.

Actor Dick Van Patten; George Miller; actor Robert Mitchum; Dennis Madalone.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

Helen asks the gardener to pose as her "Latin lover" in order to make Stanley jealous.

Fred Scuttle; Roman Emperor Claudius.

Georgian dance; Victorian actor.

Spoofs of Charlie Chaplin and Laurel & Hardy.

Blowpipe; Mervyn Cruddy.

Spoofs of Charlie Chaplin and Laurel & Hardy.

Blowpipe; Mervyn Cruddy.

Nicole's (Staci Keanan) classmates dub her a "dweeb." Episode directed by series co-star Florence Stanley. Don Lake guest stars.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) and her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are granted fantasy wishes after winning a "Rock TV" contest. Guest stars: Julius Erving and Bobby Rydell.

Love-struck Joey (Greg Evigan) tries to sway an ex-girlfriend from marrying a rival. Guest stars: Jamie Rose, Lauren Holly.

A former girlfriend's will entrusts two bachelors with custody of her 12-year-old daughter.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Natalie is devastated when she sees her father with a strange woman.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce.

Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew.

Jessica tells Chester about her involvement with Detective Donahue; Corinne's baby begins to do strange things.

An earthquake traps Benson and Clayton, and the governor runs the state from the kitchen.

Benson saves Kraus' life when she chokes on a doughnut, and Kraus drives him crazy with her gratitude.

A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet.

Charlie directs the school play.

Charlie makes unusual casting decisions.

Charlie makes friends with a new gym teacher.

Charlie pulls the plug on Arvid's radio show.

Tony (Tony Danza) is stunned when reunited with a classmate (guest star Joe Regalbuto) he has held a grudge against for years.

Tony (Tony Danza) is stunned when reunited with a classmate (guest star Joe Regalbuto) he has held a grudge against for years.

Samantha (Alyssa Milano) tries out for the girls basketball team.

Tony is afraid that his Christmas gift for Angela won't compare to her boyfriend's expensive present.

During a bad snowstorm, Tony (Tony Danza) tells the gang how he became Angela's housekeeper. With Judith Light.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Drew offends someone special when he toasts Mr. Louder; Mimi hires an attorney in her sexual harassment suit.

When Kate (Christa Miller) is denied a promotion, Drew (Drew Carey) suggests she hold a salon to discuss social issues. Guest stars: Charles Nelson Reilly, Rush Limbaugh.

Drew and Oswald (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader) test their compatibility with Nicki and Kate (Kate Walsh, Christa Miller) at a Valentine's Day dinner.

Drew hosts Nicki's parents when she goes out of town, but instigates an argument that leads to their breakup.

Lisa (Maura Tierney) learns Jimmy's (Stephen Root) key to management; Bill (Phil Hartman) gets a butler (guest star Ian Abercrombie); Matthew (Andy Dick) is found out on the streets.

Dave and Lisa find out that Bill plans to adopt an infant; Jimmy gets Beth to play a role for a bachelor auction.

Dave gets a surprise visit from his college chums but quickly faces a difficult decision; Lisa gets tough on Matthew.

Hoping to teach Bill (Phil Hartman) a management lesson, Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) promote him, but he rises to the occasion.

A party reveals how different Finch and his wife really are; Maya gives out job evaluations at the office.

Elliott's plan to stir up trouble between his friend (Kevin Sorbo) and Maya backfires when the two decide to set up a date.

Maya's former assistant Cindy returns as a media buyer, and Jack makes Maya take her out for the evening.

Jack tries to convince his ex-wife (Victoria Principal) to marry her new boyfriend, who is putting the moves on Maya.

Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.

Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.

George has to give the eulogy for one of his employees, a man who was universally detested.

George goes to great lengths to get a hotel's cleaning business.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

A Peace Corps recruiter goes crazy at a job fair; Dietrich's portable stress analyzer stops working while he's investigating an assault case.

The FBI steps in when micro-processor chips designed for computer games are being exported to Poland.

Keith campaigns for a politician who likes Shirley.

The Partridges are isolated in a mountain cabin during a record-breaking rainstorm.

Harold and Jeff's friendship is endangered after Jeff is put in a special class for advanced students.

Hazel jeopardizes Steve's business when she urges a couple not to sell their home to another realtor.

Jeannie announces she is going to marry Roger to make Tony jealous.

Jeannie makes a double of Tony to show him how to prepare for a wedding.

Darrin's sexy Italian client tries seduce him; Serena turns her into a monkey.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

Maude finds herself in a shoddy motel room when she accompanies Walter to an out-of-town convention.

A muscle-bound watchman who saves Jolene's life believes that she's now his girlfriend.

It's not a smooth ride for Mel when he learns that his prized car has been stolen.

Jo's father makes a fortune in the stock market; he goes on a shopping spree and spends money on her rather than giving her the attention she wants.

Tootie has a difficult choice to make when seems more concerned with a theatrical audition than with her upcoming high-school graduation.

Sparks fly when Henry moves in with Iris to avoid getting the chicken pox from Andrew.

A decision by Muriel and Henry to renew their wedding vows almost leads to divorce.

The Keatons are concerned when Jennifer becomes obsessed with environmental issues.

The Keatons recall special moments while helping Andrew fill a "time capsule" with family memorabilia.

Jack's girlfriend asks him to father her child.

Jack thinks one of the girls is interested in him.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

The FBI steps in when micro-processor chips designed for computer games are being exported to Poland.

Ann and Francine compete for the same man.

Max is enlisted to coach Alex's baseball team.

George has to give the eulogy for one of his employees, a man who was universally detested.

George goes to great lengths to get a hotel's cleaning business.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Sam Donaldson; Fred Greenlee.

Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.