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Samantha wants Caesar Salad; Esmeralda conjures up Julius Caesar.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Vera's marriage plans take a detour when she and Mel mistakenly exchange wedding vows.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

On a ski trip, the girls are accidentally double-booked into a room filled with young men.

Old loves reappear in the lives of Beverly Ann and the girls.

As Iris prepares to move in with the Rushes, she's offered a business partnership back in Chicago.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

FBI agents pursue Elyse's brother (Tom Hanks), who allegedly embezzled $4.5 million from his company.

Alex gets in trouble when he secretly invests Steven's money in stock.

One of Janet's customers names her in his will.

Jack falls for a busy stewardess (Mary Cadorette).

The men look for a "mad bomber" who placed a bomb in the squad room; Fish contemplates the idea of retirement.

Money is missing from department store receipts left in Wojo's safekeeping; Barney saves the life of a suicidal flasher.

Ann's sanctuary within the peaceful confines of boyfriend Sam's apartment comes to an abrupt end.

Ann's mother returns home from a cruise with a handsome young man.

George is determined to get famed gospel singer Andrae Crouch to sing at his granddaughter's baptism.

Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Actor Michael Keaton; actor Martin Short; actress Teri Garr.

Dr. Becker butts heads with a priest over virtues of religion; Reggie, Jake and Bob try online investing.

Becker finds himself caught between his feelings for Liz and his fear of commitment when she receives a job offer in Chicago.

A magazine reporter decides to write about Brian in an article intended to profile Joe; Cliff (John Ratzenberger) and Norm (George Wendt) from "Cheers" visit Nantucket.

Aspiring cellist Helen tries to arrange an audition with a honeymooning symphony conductor (guest star David Ogden Stiers).

Paul reminisces about his first encounter with Jamie, from their chance meeting at a newsstand, to some detective work by Paul to track her down at her office and their subsequent first date.

Jamie and Paul hire a Russian maid to work for them once a week. They're delighted with her work, but she has a crush on Paul and is upset when her feelings aren't reciprocated.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s romance heats up despite interference from their respective ex-spouses; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

Mary Jo and J.D.'s (Richard Gilliland) romance heats up despite interference; Charlene receives disturbing medical news.

An arrogant clergyman leads his church choir in a singing contest against Mary's group.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

Sabrina tries to clear the house of sleep-inducing poppies; Kraft pressures Sabrina to win a high-school academic competition.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) invites her shy pen pal to visit, only to discover she used her to escape a bad past.

The Witch Channel broadcasts Sabrina's life on national television; Hilda turns into a witchy Henny Youngman.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) solves clues about the family secret but is banished for seeking help from an outsider.

Mork reveals his friends' secrets when he substitutes for Mindy as host of a local gossip show.

Mork's attempts at housework turn the apartment into a disaster area.

At his 50th birthday party, everyone tries to cheer up Bickley with revelations of their own regrets.

Mork proposes to Mindy on bended knee.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

The membership committee of an exclusive tennis club invites George to join.

George has big plans for a first-rate second wedding, but Louise is having second thoughts.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Ann's expected promotion is given to a man who is less qualified.

Ann is suddenly involved in the intimate problems of strangers.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.

Stephanie's grandmother arrives on Christmas Eve wanting to take custody of Stephanie.

Maude can't resist the temptation to go through Walter's wallet when it accidentally falls out of a drawer.

Maude makes a desperate attempt for recognition from Walter at her surprise party.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

Hazel's plan to get George an assistant fails when George's client comes up with his own suggestion.

The Baxters pass up an important dinner invitation for Hazel.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Actor Vincent Price; actor Bert Convy; Chaz Chase; comic Joan Rivers.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

The Ropers discover a teenage girl has been sleeping in their storeroom for weeks.

Army colonel; country singer.

Clergymen get a surprise; the news.

Christmas; Fred Scuttle.

Schoolgirl; striptease clown.

Christmas; Fred Scuttle.

Schoolgirl; striptease clown.

While Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are out on dates, Nicole (Staci Keanan) decides to throw a slumber party.

Joey is challenged by his father to sell a painting, or start working in the family plumbing business.

Michael (Paul Reiser) is shocked when he learns that his latest love interest is Judge Wilbur's (Florence Stanley) engaged niece.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) gets upset when Joey (Greg Evigan) takes her art teacher on a date. Guest star: Dick Butkus.

The issue of book banning arises at Eastland.

Jo's future at Eastland is in jeopardy when she learns her scholarship funds are drying up.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

Danny returns; Jodie cares for Wendy; the real Burt is home.

Benson's encounter with an old flame and Clayton's birthday preparations create confusion.

The enforcement of tight new regulations makes the staff feel restricted.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Charlie must choose between students and union.

A bully's threat triggers a fantasy for Arvid.

The new semester offers challenges and changes.

Eric and Simone want to date others.

Boxer Thomas Hearns stars as a typing teacher from Brooklyn who is Tony's opponent in a charity boxing match.

Boxer Thomas Hearns stars as a typing teacher from Brooklyn who is Tony's opponent in a charity boxing match.

Geoffrey's (Robin Thomas) proposal to Angela (Judith Light) isn't what she -- or anyone else -- had expected.

Tony's (Tony Danza) jailbird father-in-law (James Coco) cooks up a scheme to pen a prison diet book.

Angela feels old when she takes an account with a trendy fashion designer whose staff consists of young women.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

Drew must go quickly to Mrs. Louder's office in order to get a promotion.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) plans a hot-air balloon trip, and Lisa (Maura Tierney) covers the story; Bill's (Phil Hartman) new habit disgusts Dave (Dave Foley).

Joe thinks he is responsible for the death of an obscure staff member.

Dave and Bill (Dave Foley, Phil Hartman) react to new talent in the office when Jimmy (Stephen Root) brings in an intern -- his nephew (guest star Brad Rowe).

"NewsRadio" showcases the hilarious antics of staffers at WNYX, the fictional No.2 news radio station serving New York. The characters are eccentric and witty, and sarcasm is the name of the game as they surprise one another with back-and-forth banter. Dave Foley stars as the level-headed news director who tries -- but mostly fails -- to keep his colleagues in line.

Elliot is starting to feel cornered in his relationship with Kaylene; Jack signs Maya up for a dating service so she won't end up an old maid.

Jack and Nina remain focused on finding a man for Maya; Elliott and Maya decide to keep their rekindled relationship a secret.

Finch is shocked to see his ex-wife at one of Nina's meetings, though he soon tries to use it to his advantage.

Maya and Elliott invite another couple (Arye Gross and Ashley Gardner) to go swing dancing, but their offer is misunderstood.

Janet and Phillip plan for the wedding at Janet's apartment; Jack wants to win the approval of Vicki's father; Mr Bradford tells Jack that Vicki was up for a promotion at work in another state and turned it down.

Vicky suggests that she and Jack live together after explaining her fear of marriage.

Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget.

Florence gets the wrong idea when the Jeffersons and the Willises try to keep a secret from her.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Barney's friend is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the 12th precinct; Chano pursues an obscene phone caller.

Wojo is attracted to a hooker picked up on a raid and she threatens harassment charges; Rachel wants her own apartment.

A pretty music student inspires Keith to write classical pieces.

Danny's Little League status inflates his ego.

Hazel and her friends almost get taken by con artists when they form an investment club.

Hazel sells personal items to pay for a vase Harold broke.

Tony strains his eyes while studying for a sub-orbital flight. Dr. Bellows orders him to take an eye test; Jeannie helps.

Jeannie is furious when Roger arranges a double date for himself and Tony.

Samantha's new baby raises eyebrows in the heavens and on earth.

Maude learns of a clause in Walter's will that indicates he isn't practicing what he's preaching.

Maude's surprise wedding gift to Carol and Chris results in unexpected problems for everyone.

Vera's former boyfriend stops by the diner and sparks Elliot's jealousy.

Tommy decides to join the navy after a night out with Mel and his old navy buddy.

Beverly Ann and the girls relive the '60s when pop stars Fabian and Bobby Rydell arrive in Peekskill for a concert.

Beverly Ann initiates proceedings to adopt Andy when his foster parents separate.

Sara competes for an anchor position.

The Rushes' house is scheduled for demolition when the city plans to construct a new subway station.

A shy French tutor asks Alex's advice on winning over Mallory.

Alex learns an unforgettable lesson when he becomes Big Brother to a 10-year-old boy.

Janet and Phillip plan for the wedding at Janet's apartment; Jack wants to win the approval of Vicki's father; Mr Bradford tells Jack that Vicki was up for a promotion at work in another state and turned it down.

Vicky suggests that she and Jack live together after explaining her fear of marriage.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Wojo is attracted to a hooker picked up on a raid and she threatens harassment charges; Rachel wants her own apartment.

Ann is upset when she learns Alex has been skipping classes.

Schneider is promoted to an executive position after he saves a life.

Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget.

Florence gets the wrong idea when the Jeffersons and the Willises try to keep a secret from her.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Actor Robert Blake; writer Rich Hall; cartoonist Richard Guindon.

Reggie becomes disillusioned with pursuing a degree in psychology after meeting a security guard with the same degree.

Frustrated Becker finds no peace at the movie theater when he tries to catch a new flick; Margaret suspects Louis is having an affair.