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Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

A pregnant shoplifter goes into labor; Fish must stop a suicidal man from ringing in the new year by jumping.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

An Italian priest who claims to be a long-lost relative shows up on Barbara and Mark's doorstep.

Barbara resorts to some ingenious clowning to stop the practical jokes of Mark's friends.

A friend of George's begins to display an unusual interest in Jenny.

George and Louise are in for the surprise of their lives when their foster son arrives for a visit.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Comedian Jonathan Winters; Kristin Banerjee.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

Becker is ordered to attend therapy sessions with a psychologist (Rhea Perlman) who becomes a changed woman.

A wealthy and extravagant woman (Tyne Daly) becomes romantically interested in Brian.

Joe thinks a good thing is coming from a large crate on his birthday.

Paul invests in a virtual reality company. At first Jamie doesn't approve, but when she tries the technology out she finds she likes a virtual Paul that always agrees with her. Appearances by Christie Brinkley and Andre Agassi.

During their annual Valentine's Day re-enactment of his proposal at the Rockefeller Center ice rink, the Buchmans are transported back three years when Paul asked Jamie to marry him.

The father of a black student refuses to let him date Claudia.

Suzanne runs into trouble with the IRS, and resorts to desperate measures.

Sandra considers marrying a wealthy older man (Cleavon Little).

Mary persuades rap group Run-D.M.C. to perform at Brenda's high-school prom.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

George bets Florence that he can accomplish in three hours what it takes her all day to do.

Convinced that her life is dull, Florence goes for a luxurious beauty treatment at a chic and exclusive salon.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

A mobster (Pat Harrington Jr.) thinks Danny is romancing his girlfriend.

A skunk sprays the Partridge bus before the group is scheduled to perform.

After the whole town starts extolling Hazel's bowling feats, George decides to do something about it.

Hazel and her friend Rosie vie for the attentions of a handsome chauffeur.

Dr. Bellows schedules a meeting on the night of Roger's mod party.

Tony is almost sent to the moon as a chimp when Jeannie's blink goes wrong.

The High Priestess of Witchdom dethrones Darrin in his own "castle.".

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

Maude insists that her guests for a New Year's Eve party come dressed as their favorite year.

Vera and Elliot rent their spare room to their tyrannical one-time landlady.

Mel offers to train Jolene when she decides to try out for a spot on a women's basketball team.

Natalie and Snake plan to mark the anniversary of their first year together with an intimate encounter.

The girls visit a famed beauty salon for make-overs, but their transformations aren't quite what they expected.

Jackie decides she wants to have a baby and approaches her boyfriend Bill about being the father.

Henry and Muriel act as referees when a marital dispute erupts between the Kennedys.

Elyse catches gambling fever while on a business trip to Atlantic City, N.J.

The three Keaton children are furious when Elyse announces she is pregnant.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

Sam's return to smoking after a six-year abstinence only results in damage to his marriage and health.

A brush with death has an impact on Schneider's freewheeling lifestyle.

George bets Florence that he can accomplish in three hours what it takes her all day to do.

Convinced that her life is dull, Florence goes for a luxurious beauty treatment at a chic and exclusive salon.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Comedians George Carlin and Richard Pryor.

Everyone suffers when Becker decides to quit smoking cold turkey; a surveillance camera tracks Becker's moves as terrorizes his neighborhood.

Jake shocks everyone when he marries a woman he's known only 24 hours.

Gail and Helen shock Joe when they become fast friends; airport staffers prepare for a presidential visit.

Joe and Brian's plan to excavate Roy's backyard in search of $250,000 turns out to be all wet.

Paul's convinced they'll have bad luck because Jamie didn't return a blouse that she accidentally acquired. She gets rid of it, and their luck changes: they get a call inviting them to a party at Yoko Ono's apartment.

Jamie and Paul are horrified to discover that a private tape of their lovemaking has accidentally been given back to a video store, instead of the movie they rented, and the couple is determined to get it back before anyone else sees it.

Suzanne visits Atlantic City, N.J., hoping to win enough to pay her back taxes.

Prejudice rears its ugly head when Julia and Suzanne are accepted into a very exclusive club.

Juror Mary casts the lone "not guilty" vote in a murder trial.

Mary and Lester will win a trip to Jamaica if Sandra doesn't kiss Lester's friend (Michael Dorn).

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

George's decision to become the partner of an apparently fatherless boy leads him into the middle of a sensitive family problem.

George reflects back on the day the Jeffersons opened their first store.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Danny tries his hand at stand-up comedy.

The Partridges spend the night after performing in a prison.

Hazel prods George to help a friend who's depleted his finances.

George's sister, Deirdre, leaves her daughter without friends.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

Darrin discovers that bedwarmers can be worse than mothers-in-law.

A psychic predicts that Maude will marry for a fifth time.

Maude's telethon is left without a disease.

High school baseball action.

Actors Alan Alda and David Brenner.

John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job.

Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't.