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George thinks Lionel is ashamed of him for never having graduated from high school.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Julie cracks under the pressure of her upcoming college boards.

The girls start to worry when Ann doesn't call while away on a business trip.

Murray's plans for a wild weekend at a convention take an unexpected turn.

Archie helps on Stephanie's science project.

Maude recognizes Walter's tax auditor as the man who tried to attack her 31 years ago.

Walter loses a bundle on a bad investment tip Arthur gave him.

The Partridges hire a driver who turns out to be an armed robbery parolee.

The Partridges are stranded in a ghost town on Christmas eve when their bus breaks down.

George and Dorothy argue over who Hazel likes better.

Hazel and the Baxters strive to save a restaurant doomed to failure.

While watching a Western, Tony says he wished he lived in those old days, so Jeannie blinks him back there.

Tony complains that Jeannie is constantly getting him into trouble.

Samantha's Aunt Clara arrives on the Stephenses' first anniversary.

Darrin gets conflicting advice from Larry and Endora on how to treat his pregnant wife.

Actress Suzanne Pleshette; puppeteer Jim Henson; actor Bobby Kosser; private detective Hal Lipset.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Ethel tries to get a china horse, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, away from Helen.

Benny portrays a postman with problems; the Hill's Angels perform a disturbing dance; an old lady with magical powers meets Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Benny makes crafty use of his shadow; the Rev. McFudpucker gives a sermon; a teacher foils a kidnap plot.

A musical version of the Lady Godiva story; a clown causes chaos; Hill's Angels; shipboard life.

Benny sings the adventures of the Gay Caballero, presents a show on holidays, and plays a schoolboy with a catapult.

A musical version of the Lady Godiva story; a clown causes chaos; Hill's Angels; shipboard life.

Benny sings the adventures of the Gay Caballero, presents a show on holidays, and plays a schoolboy with a catapult.

Nicole dotes on Michael after he suffers an apparent heart attack during a strenuous racquetball match with Joey.

Joey's visiting friend creates tension between Joey and Michael.

Cory (Vonni Ribisi) is prodded by his older brother to prove his manhood by kissing Nicole (Staci Keanan).

Michael (Paul Reiser) gets Nicole (Staci Keanan) a role in a commercial starring teen idol Scott Cameo (Scott Baio).

Jo wins the heart and money of Eastland's oldest living graduate.

Blair's decision to tutor a mentally retarded young man causes more harm than good when her naive student misinterprets her good intentions.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Billy tells Jessica about his affair with his teacher; Burt tells Mary she has been living with an alien.

When Kraus overhears part of a conversation, she thinks she has only six months to live.

When the governor falls in love, he turns to Benson for advice on how to make a good impression.

A week away from her 16th birthday, Brenda looks forward to her first date.

A science project may go on the space shuttle.

Dennis takes credit for the shuttle experiment.

Charlie teaches the class about mourning.

Arvid has questions about his nasal surgery.

Angela vies with a woman from Tony's past at a charity auction.

Angela vies with a woman from Tony's past at a charity auction.

Without telling her father, Samantha (Alyssa Milano) arranges a date with a college student. With Tony Danza and Judith Light.

After a disastrous blind date, Tony's best friend (Jim Slovan) and Angela's shy cousin (Kari Lizer) decide to get married.

Jonathan starts acting bizarre after moving up a grade into junior high school.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex follows his sister and Nick to New Jersey in hopes of reaching them before they get married.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Tensions flare when Drew and Oswald come up with separate plans to surprise Kate with her dream wedding gown.

Drew (Drew Carey) worries that Kate (Christa Miller) may be having second thoughts as her wedding day draws closer. Guest star: Adrienne Barbeau.

Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney.

Drew decides to resurrect his old band when he receives a warm reception during a jam session at the Ramada Inn.

Dave has a bad day with the staff, coping with crises involving Lisa's femininity and Bill's depression.

A news station aboard the Titanic is posed as a hypothetical allegory with staffers playing roles aboard ship.

Bill McNeal dies from a heart attack, leaving the staff to mourn their loss and celebrate his life. Guest star: Khandi Alexander.

Dave hires Bill's old friend Max Louis, but soon learns that the "veteran" is insecure and inexperienced.

Jack learns that a young African-American man (Kadeem Hardison) is posing as his son; Elliott and Nina serve as judges at an awards show.

When a right-wing organization threatens Blush magazine, Jack asks Nina to charm the group's leader (Terry Rhoads).

In need of an apartment, Finch convinces Maya and Elliott to move in together, with disastrous results; Jack and Nina argue.

Nina is nervous about meeting her biological parents until she learns they are very wealthy; Elliott and Jack make a startling discover about Finch.

Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.

The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.

Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe.

George is in for a surprise when Florence poses as someone he never expected and she never intended -- Mrs. George Jefferson.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

The squad must work through the precinct roof threatening to collapse from the rain and a nightclub comic's Bicentennial jokes.

A glimpse at Ailing Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restrictive duty; fish decides to quit the force.

The band's first single becomes an overnight hit.

After a fender bender, an angry motorist (Harry Morgan) claims whiplash and sues the family.

When Barney, the mailman, fails to appear for work, Hazel begins to worry.

Mr. Griffin thinks George and Hazel mock his lack of learning.

Tony is going to look for sunken treasure; Jeannie pops Tony back to the days of Captain Kidd.

Tony is in trouble when Jeannie decides that he should be a general.

Darrin and Samantha are trapped in their home because she has not been using witchcraft.

Walter returns from a fishing trip convinced that he and Maude should move to the Canadian wilderness.

Maude and Arthur have insomnia -- but for different reasons.

Mel offers the use of his diner for a performance by a dance group.

Vera and Elliot's first wedding anniversary takes an unexpected turn when she's arrested.

Stricken with the holiday blues, Beverly Ann has her own "It's a Wonderful Life" experience.

It is 40 years into the future and the girls are back together in the same house.

Henry looks for another job when a new executive editor takes over at Wainwright Publishing.

Bothered by constant distractions at home, Henry decides to find a studio in which to work.

Alex has two dates for the senior prom after his dream girl changes her mind about going with him.

Elyse goes on stage at a local club to sing folk style, but finds the audience does not like it.

Mrs. Roper takes a job to spite her husband.

The Ropers invite Jack and the girls to their Christmas party.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

A glimpse at Ailing Fish's home life ensues when the detective is forced to go on restrictive duty; fish decides to quit the force.

A letter from Julie puts the family in turmoil.

Francine hires Sam to remodel the offices.

Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe.

George is in for a surprise when Florence poses as someone he never expected and she never intended -- Mrs. George Jefferson.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Actor Donald Sutherland; actor Martin Mull.

Becker can't sleep because his television doesn't work, but he mysteriously refuses to get another one.

Becker can't believe it when his old college mentor visits town for a book signing and doesn't remember him.

Any residue of romance evaporates when Joe sues Helen after she smashes her Jeep through his office wall.

Helen's friends encourage her to attend Fay's self-help group with Brian.

Lisa becomes famous when her psychologist publishes a book blaming Jamie for Lisa's problems. Jamie's not pleased at what's said about her and Paul gets caught in the middle when the sisters argue.

The death of another Paul Buchman ruins the Buchmans' credit and prompts Paul's curiosity about the deceased.

A hired Santa steals all the gifts under the tree at Sugarbakers.

A convicted murderer from Anthony's prison past offers him a business partnership.

A Swaziri prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

George's big mouth gets him in trouble again and jeopardizes Helen and Tom's marriage.

Putting aside her pride, Louise makes a last ditch effort to save the Help Center from financial ruin.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

Shirley's mother (Rosemary DeCamp) is upset when Shirley's dad (Ray Bolger) joins the band.

Shirley tries to clear up the government's error when Danny gets drafted.

The IRS scrutinizes George's return when he demands a refund.

Hazel's betrayal of a confidence loses George an appointment.

Jeannie's spell gets Tony to propose; Tony and Roger see their future married life.

Tony cannot change history when Jeannie takes him to Napoleon's court.

The shoes fit, so Darrin wears them -- and needs Samantha's help to get them off.

Maude suspects hanky-panky when she hears a man's laughter in the middle of the night.

Maude helps Vivian with a dinner party only to find out that she and Walter are not invited.

Mel is forced to close the diner when a new restaurant opens up down the street.

Mel's in for a surprise when he falls for a radio disc jockey.

Jo introduces Andy to a man from the shelter.

Jo's father takes an immediate dislike to his daughter's irresponsible boyfriend.

Henry discovers the true value of friendship and family in the days following his father's death.

Henry thinks his 2-year-old son may be gifted.

When Skippy learns that he is adopted, Alex accompanies him to meet his real mother.

Certain that he will be named class valedictorian, Alex becomes dismayed when his girlfriend wins the honor instead.

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

While off duty, two female detectives go undercover to solve a campus drug case; A man is convinced that a photo of Jean Harlow is of his missing wife.

The financially ailing city plans to save money by closing the precinct; store owners begin paying protection money.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Actress Joan Rivers; William Caulfield.

Becker's strange suspicion about bad omens seemingly proves true when a patient has a heart attack at the gym.

Against his lawyer's advice, Becker can't help but fight a malpractice suit brought against him by a heart patient.

Lowell camps out in the plane after Bunny (Laura Innes) kicks him out for his unreasonable jealousy.

Joe enters a local election against a previously unopposed Roy, but a dark-horse candidate emerges.

Paul gets a job working in Chicago for two months, only coming home at weekends. He and Jamie hate being separated, but when they both plan surprise visits to the other it's a disaster.

Fran tells Jamie that she may be pregnant; Ira tells Paul he's got someone pregnant, but there are lots of misunderstandings until the truth is revealed.

Charlene withdraws after being dumped by her boyfriend (Doug Barr).

Suzanne and Julia learn that their half-brother wants to be a stand-up comic.

Sandra appears on "The Love Connection.".

Sandra takes on a baker (Flip Wilson) who steals Mary's family cookie recipe.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

A friend of George's begins to display an unusual interest in Jenny.

George and Louise are in for the surprise of their lives when their foster son arrives for a visit.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Hazel dissuades her nephew and George's niece from marrying.

Harold believes a gravy boat has the magic of Aladdin's lamp.

Jeannie and Tony's plan to elope meets with strange opposition.

When Tony does not invite Jeannie to dinner, she bakes a cake that has strange effects on the guests.

Samantha uses insults to please a poet, while Darrin uses an amulet to curb Endora's insults.

Maude takes up her duties as manager over three men in a real-estate office.

Walter becomes resentful when Maude spends every spare minute with a handsome best-selling author.

A famous country-music singer asks Alice to join him on his tour.

A country-music singer and a writer compete for Alice's affection.

Blair's first assignment as a law clerk involves her in a scandalous murder trial.

Natalie and Tootie's dinner party doesn't go well when their dates don't get along.

Monroe asks for a raise and is fired.

When he learns he has a son, Paul works to impress him but ends up with a surprise.

Jennifer reflects on her past and future while in the hospital for a tonsillectomy.

Elyse starts neglecting her family when she is hired by a top architectural firm.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

A pregnant shoplifter goes into labor; Fish must stop a suicidal man from ringing in the new year by jumping.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

An Italian priest who claims to be a long-lost relative shows up on Barbara and Mark's doorstep.

Barbara resorts to some ingenious clowning to stop the practical jokes of Mark's friends.

A friend of George's begins to display an unusual interest in Jenny.

George and Louise are in for the surprise of their lives when their foster son arrives for a visit.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Comedian Jonathan Winters; Kristin Banerjee.

Vinny DeLuca's malpractice suit forces Becker into court, where testimony from his friends might sink his case.

Becker is ordered to attend therapy sessions with a psychologist (Rhea Perlman) who becomes a changed woman.