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Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

Blair's solution to a problem puts the honor of the school at stake.

Sue Ann goes on a crash diet after the pressure of everyone's body-consciousness; Blair's intimating that a boy won't like her, makes her feel fat.

Henry is distraught when he learns that Sara and her boyfriend plan to live together.

Cosmic Cow may move on to greener pastures when a TV network wants to feature her in a show.

Mallory's family and friends seem to be taking the death of her favorite aunt too lightly.

While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776, and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancée.

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

Ann learns another woman is eyeing David.

Against her better judgment, Ann allows Julie to accept a job.

Louise appears to be a top contender for the Help Center's volunteer award.

Bentley's homecoming becomes dismal when he learns that his old apartment is not available.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Actress Joan Collins; Daniel Greenblatt.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.

Brian becomes the victim of a plastic surgeon (Peter Brown); Roy teaches a high-school intern (Scott Grimes) a lesson.

Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay.

Jamie leaves New York in the dark when she tries to get a free cable TV hookup in their bedroom; Paul is a finalist for a grant for his new documentary.

While at a birthday party for Fran, Jamie has an unexpected meeting with an ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) and they argue about who dumped whom; Paul flirts with another woman.

A decorating project is put on hold when the client passes away.

Charlene and Mary Jo work on an assignment at a nudist colony.

Dylan's cleaning-crazy mother (Charlotte Rae) moves in after leaving his father.

Sandra comes up with a slogan for a new perfume but gets upset when her boss steals her idea.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

An unexpected letter from a childhood friend prompts George to take part in an outlandish contest. Guest: Rosey Grier.

George is in a compromising situation when he launches his latest promotional gimmick.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

At the Twelfth, the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Laurie finds out the hard way that the rumors about a new boy in school are true.

Danny thinks he's adopted.

Hazel encourages George's mother to open a gardening business.

The new local symphony conductor wants only male musicians.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

Endora and Serena give Darrin a warlock's powers when Serena goes back to the 14th century.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Alice discovers that Vera's new beau is married with a child, before she can tell Vera, she announces her engagement.

Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use.

A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them.

Henry Rush's two daughters find their father opposed to their idea of moving into his downstairs apartment.

Birth-control pills turn up in Sara's room.

Elyse goes into labor at the TV station while helping Steven during pledge week.

Snowbound at the TV station, Elyse prepares to give birth in Steven's office.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

At the Twelfth, the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

Actor Eddie Murphy; comic Ellen DeGeneres; actress Jane Leeves; actress Teresa Gazelle.

John provides a voiceless patient with a means of speaking, then regrets it when the man has nothing nice to say.

Reggie plans to help Jake attain a lifelong goal whether he likes it or not; success goes to Linda's head when she saves a patient's life.

Joe and Helen try to save a vulnerable Brian from heartbreak when his old flame (Teri Austin) comes to town.

Joe keeps the gang wondering as to what really occurred during an impromptu evening with Alex; Lowell hunts a cricket in Roy's office.

Paul and Jamie are planning to host their first Thanksgiving dinner, and have invited both sets of parents. They are forced to scramble for a new plan after Murray eats the turkey.

Paul and Jamie are arguing over their sexual prowess, which creates a tense atmosphere that is obvious to their friends; they lie about the cause, but the lies have repercussions.

Charlene dislikes the techniques she must use as a "Lady June" salesperson.

Suzanne can't believe a blind suitor likes her for her personality.

Lester tries to dissuade Calvin from joining the Army.

Julian snubs Mary's invitation to a Christmas party.

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

George and Tom reflect on past Christmas seasons spent with their fathers.

Pining for some time away from fans and a tabloid reporter, Sammy Davis Jr. uses Louise as a last line of defense.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

George chides Hazel for believing in superstitious good-luck charms.

George becomes annoyed by Hazel every time he makes a mistake.

Jeannie's sister makes a play for Tony while Jeannie is locked in a safe.

Tony panics because Jeannie will belong to whoever frees her from the safe.

Serena fills in as Darrin's wife while Samantha's away getting a 10,000 zap checkup.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Mel falls for a hitchhiker, who decides to continue on to California, leaving Alice to console Mel. She soon finds that Mel may have moved on -- to her.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Adopted Natalie wants to find her natural mother.

Mr. Bradley sets out to keep the school's championship track title.

After an armored car company goes on strike, Jackie's forced to take home $100,000 from the bank where she works.

Muriel and Henry's anniversary plans change when Sara and her friend Monroe are arrested.

The Keatons overcompensate when they try to deal with Jennifer's jealousy of Andrew.

Alex and James put their differences aside to start tutoring, until they fall for the same girl.

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; an old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; a "think tank" report critical of detectives.

The arrival of Ann's ex-husband Ed leads Barbara to hope for a reconciliation.

The morning after Ed's overnight visit finds the girls hopeful and David worried.

George and Tom reflect on past Christmas seasons spent with their fathers.

Pining for some time away from fans and a tabloid reporter, Sammy Davis Jr. uses Louise as a last line of defense.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Actress Cybill Shepherd; comic Martin Short.

Bob offers to get a friend to give Reggie a great deal on a new freezer -- under one condition; John acts as a sex therapist for an 80-year-old couple.

Becker thinks one of his neighbors is sabotaging him by tampering with his laundry, apartment and mail.

Joe arranges a date between Helen and his buddy (Steven Eckholdt); Antonio has a problem with his neighbors.

Antonio believes he is being stalked by a sociopath (Beau Starr) when he identifies a robbery suspect.

Jamie's had a bad day, and doesn't want to go to the movies with Paul, but he persuades her to go out to meet Ira's new girlfriend (Marita Geraghty). As they struggle to get across town, they are plagued by turbulent encounters with strangers.

PBS asks the Buchmans to film themselves in their apartment for 15 minutes with no cuts for a "slice of life" documentary; Paul and Jamie become increasingly uncomfortable.

Sugarbakers becomes the site of a Southern family feud after Charlene's brother (Gregory Wurster) arrives.

A full moon over Atlanta has the ladies worried about sex, violence and crime.

Mary makes a regrettable phone call after a would-be client (Ronnie Schell) turns down Lester's construction bid.

Brenda, prevented from throwing a party at the Jenkins, decides to hold the party in the landlord's vacant apartment.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

George's better side comes through after Louise makes an attempt to help an illiterate artist.

Florence steps into a line of fire when the Jeffersons' apartment is used as a police stakeout.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

A meddlesome contest winner spends a week with the Partridges.

No one in the family is very happy about Laurie's new boyfriend, a biker named Snake.

Mr. Griffin pulls strings to have Hazel be Maid of the Month.

Gus, the love of Hazel's life, finally returns to propose.

Commander Porter asks Tony and Roger to spend five days living off berries and bugs.

Tony inherits a haunted English castle; Jennie, Roger and Tony go check it out.

Samantha unexpectedly changes places with Louise; Darrin and Larry can't see the change.

Bogus doctor Walter faces a real medical emergency.

Vivian meets a wall of defiance when Arthur refuses to tell her about his financial woes.

A robbery heist goes awry for a clumsy inept robber must contend with a pregnant woman going into labor in the diner, a stuck cash register and a police stakeout.

Alice confronts a woman who has been stealing silverware from the diner, who puts a hex on her. Alice laughs it off at first, but then begins to question if there could be something to it.

The girls plan to reconcile Molly's divorcing folks.

Blair and Sue Ann decide to join an exclusive group of girls whose favorite pastime is marijuana.

Muriel moves out when she and Henry disagree over Sara's new job.

After a disagreement with Henry, Jackie and Sara move to a tenement.

Steven and Elyse go out to eat to get some free time together.

Mallory and Skippy are accidentally locked in the Keatons' basement.

Jack falls in love with an older woman.

Roper mistakenly concludes Chrissy is pregnant.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

Ann fears that her daughters will make the same mistake she did.

Ann fights with Chuck's parents over who is to blame for Julie and Chuck running away.

George's better side comes through after Louise makes an attempt to help an illiterate artist.

Florence steps into a line of fire when the Jeffersons' apartment is used as a police stakeout.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Actor Charles Grodin; actor Brad Garrett; actor Merle Earle.

John is forced to host a barbecue for the gang after he receives a package containing expensive steaks.

Becker's dismay at his neighbor leaving town makes Reggie jealous, and she believes he has more than casual feelings for the woman.

Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.

Helen gets a night job in order to save money for a new cello when the Nantucket String Quartet needs a fourth member.

Jamie disagrees with Paul's technique when he begins a video on how to meet and date women; at the Buchman's apartment, Ira squares off with an old school friend of Jamie's.

Flashbacks reveal the trials and tribulations of the three months prior to Paul and Jamie's wedding, including the strange happenings the night before the nuptials.

J.D.'s temporary live-in arrangement with Mary Jo threatens to become permanent.

Charlene announces her engagement; Mary Jo and J.D. go their separate ways.

Lester (Hal Williams) falls asleep in church and has a bizarre dream of his journey to heaven with Mary.

When a boastful Lester gets his own radio show, Mary decides to burst his bubble.

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

George and Tom try to prove their manliness after a self-defense instructor captures their wives' fascination.

Bothered by her husband's insensitivity, Louise slips into a dream in which she switches personalities with George.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Shirley enrolls in college using her maiden name, so her real name does not draw unwanted attention; a freshman develops a crush on her; he tells his parents, and they do not approve of his dating an older woman.

Danny fears losing his singing voice after having his tonsils removed.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Jeannie decides to play housekeeper for a week without magic.

Tony makes a bet with Roger that Jeannie would never fall for another man, this leads to Tony disguising himself as a British officer.

Darrin's day begins with a splash and ends up with unwanted cash.

Maude is appalled to find that Walter has supplied a date for a rich investor who's coming to dinner.

Mrs. Naugatuck knows more than she's telling when Maude's priceless crystal bowl gets broken.

Alice is shocked when an IRS agent shows up to tell her that her deceased husband owed back taxes and that she must pay them back in a week.

Circumstances force Flo and Alice to temporarily become roommates.

Mrs. Garrett assigns a streetwise student to be Blair's roommate.

Mrs. Garrett's plan gets the girls expelled.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Henry and his boss set out to capture the crooks who stole Sara's purse.

Steven returns to his hometown after the death of his father.

Steven and his brother try to settle their differences after their father passes.

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Julie and Chuck learn a hard lesson in life from their "houseguests" while Schneider continues to try to bring the runaways home.

Ann finally comes face to face with her runaway daughter Julie.

George and Tom try to prove their manliness after a self-defense instructor captures their wives' fascination.

Bothered by her husband's insensitivity, Louise slips into a dream in which she switches personalities with George.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

"Saturday Night Live" performer Mary Gross does an imitation of Marilyn Monroe; Joan Embery brings out a hyena, penguin and baby gorilla.

Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.

Becker must sort out his feelings for two different women; Linda's antics leave Margaret at her wits' end.