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Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.

Helen gets a night job in order to save money for a new cello when the Nantucket String Quartet needs a fourth member.

Jamie disagrees with Paul's technique when he begins a video on how to meet and date women; at the Buchman's apartment, Ira squares off with an old school friend of Jamie's.

Flashbacks reveal the trials and tribulations of the three months prior to Paul and Jamie's wedding, including the strange happenings the night before the nuptials.

J.D.'s temporary live-in arrangement with Mary Jo threatens to become permanent.

Charlene announces her engagement; Mary Jo and J.D. go their separate ways.

Lester (Hal Williams) falls asleep in church and has a bizarre dream of his journey to heaven with Mary.

When a boastful Lester gets his own radio show, Mary decides to burst his bubble.

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

George and Tom try to prove their manliness after a self-defense instructor captures their wives' fascination.

Bothered by her husband's insensitivity, Louise slips into a dream in which she switches personalities with George.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Shirley enrolls in college using her maiden name, so her real name does not draw unwanted attention; a freshman develops a crush on her; he tells his parents, and they do not approve of his dating an older woman.

Danny fears losing his singing voice after having his tonsils removed.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Jeannie decides to play housekeeper for a week without magic.

Tony makes a bet with Roger that Jeannie would never fall for another man, this leads to Tony disguising himself as a British officer.

Darrin's day begins with a splash and ends up with unwanted cash.

Maude is appalled to find that Walter has supplied a date for a rich investor who's coming to dinner.

Mrs. Naugatuck knows more than she's telling when Maude's priceless crystal bowl gets broken.

Alice is shocked when an IRS agent shows up to tell her that her deceased husband owed back taxes and that she must pay them back in a week.

Circumstances force Flo and Alice to temporarily become roommates.

Mrs. Garrett assigns a streetwise student to be Blair's roommate.

Mrs. Garrett's plan gets the girls expelled.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Henry and his boss set out to capture the crooks who stole Sara's purse.

Steven returns to his hometown after the death of his father.

Steven and his brother try to settle their differences after their father passes.

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Julie and Chuck learn a hard lesson in life from their "houseguests" while Schneider continues to try to bring the runaways home.

Ann finally comes face to face with her runaway daughter Julie.

George and Tom try to prove their manliness after a self-defense instructor captures their wives' fascination.

Bothered by her husband's insensitivity, Louise slips into a dream in which she switches personalities with George.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

"Saturday Night Live" performer Mary Gross does an imitation of Marilyn Monroe; Joan Embery brings out a hyena, penguin and baby gorilla.

Becker must face his true feelings for Chris (Nancy Travis), angering Reggie, who has been repressing something too.

Becker must sort out his feelings for two different women; Linda's antics leave Margaret at her wits' end.

Joe and Brian take out a second mortgage on their house to buy Helen a cello for her audition, then she changes her mind.

Brian schemes to get tickets to Clint Black's sold-out concert when he learns Alex is a big fan.

Flashbacks reveal Paul and Jamie's chaotic wedding preparations and a memorable encounter with a utility worker (Lyle Lovett).

Murray becomes a sudden star after appearing in a TV commercial and fantasizes about appearing on "The Tonight Show." Guest stars: Jay Leno, Rachel Hunter, Brent Spiner.

Charlene's wedding is in jeopardy when she finds Bill (Douglas Barr) handcuffed to a scantily clad dancer (Fabiana Udenio).

The women are asked to appear in a photo story on Atlanta's working women.

Travis encounters a notorious gangster (Gary Coleman) after finding $250,000 in his limousine.

Mary witnesses the infidelity of Rose's boyfriend (Kevin Peter Hall) while on a trip to Atlantic City.

Sabrina tries to get Kraft to quit by squirting him with a magic squirt gun, which accidentally hits Harvey too.

Sabrina contracts a serious ailment after receiving a St. Valentine's Day card from a secret admirer.

A former con man's (guest star Dick Van Dyke) rusty magic leads to disaster; Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) auditions for a school musical.

Sabrina reunites Salem with his daughter, Annabelle, who invites Sabrina to be maid of honor at her wedding.

Mork resorts to Orkan trickery when Mindy is jailed for not revealing a news source.

Mork is overjoyed when he meets an alien who has apparently also married an earthling.

Mork decides his only chance of living is to go public about his real identity when he and Mindy are captured by Kalnik.

While trying to elude Kalnik, Mork and Mindy accidentally get caught in a time warp that takes them to prehistoric times.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen volunteers Stanley to babysit on his poker night.

Jack (John Ritter) interferes with Vicky's (Mary Cadorette) airline commercial.

Mr. Roper's dirty trick prompts his wife to leave.

Jack fears another roommate will replace him.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

The precinct experiences a black-out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

George's suggestion of a pre-nuptial agreement causes trouble between Lionel and Jenny.

Florence quits when the Jeffersons forbid her to entertain her boyfriend overnight.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Ann encourages a bashful worshiper of Barbara's to ask her for a date.

Ann confronts her daughters' new stepmother.

Archie's niece Billie Bunker comes to visit.

Archie meets someone who may be able to pull him out of a financial slump.

Walter suffers a heart attack while in his pretty employee's apartment.

Maude hires Mrs. Naugatuck, an English housekeeper who refuses to be bullied.

Danny's imagination runs wild when he writes articles about Keith and Shirley for the local newspaper.

A painting of a nude on their garage door causes trouble for the Partridges.

Hazel dissuades her nephew and George's niece from marrying.

Harold believes a gravy boat has the magic of Aladdin's lamp.

With the upcoming NASA talent contest, Jeannie makes Tony sing in a beautiful tenor voice.

Jeannie makes Roger romantically irresistible after he cancels a double date.

Endora is outraged when Samantha will not go with her to a Halloween celebration.

Just before a glamorous party, Aunt Clara magically produces a new dress for Samantha. However, during the party, her new dress starts to vanish.

Birdcallers; James Coco; Barbara Howard; Kelly Monteith; Leonard Waxdeck.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Helen volunteers Stanley to babysit on his poker night.

Cupid; Club Bizarre.

Hill's Angels dance; visit to Spain.

TV spoofs of "Cagney & Lacey," "The Herd.".

Vaudeville performer; movie mogul.

TV spoofs of "Cagney & Lacey," "The Herd.".

Vaudeville performer; movie mogul.

Joey (Greg Evigan) becomes the breadwinner when Michael (Paul Reiser) is laid off. With Florence Stanley.

A burned-out rock 'n' roll legend (Davy Jones) visits Joey (Greg Evigan). Peter Noone also guest stars.

Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) try to show Nicole (Staci Keanan) the dangers of alcohol. With Florence Stanley.

A moonlighting bailiff (Richard Moll) protects Judge Wilbur (Florence Stanley) from a recently released criminal.

The girls learn a valuable lesson when they join Tootie's college-aged brother and his roommate for a night on the town.

Blair is stunned by her socialite sister's decision to become a nun and then by a shocking announcement from Jo.

Henry's father pays a visit with his future bride, a woman in her 40s who is pregnant with his child.

Henry's life is threatened when he's the only eyewitness in a robbery.

Henry gets a new idea for Cosmic Cow, thanks to a story about a dog with amnesia.

Jodie battles for custody of his baby; Leslie wires herself with a bomb; Jessica receives devastating news from her doctor.

A yacht cruise becomes a murder mystery when the owner of the boat is stabbed to death.

Murders abound on a working vacation aboard a yacht, but Benson saves the day.

Sandra's cousin flees a prearranged marriage.

The class worries about making commitments.

A new student (Jonathan Ke Quan) rejects the Academic Olympics.

Simone dates Dennis after he saves her life.

Arvid promises three girls each will be a dance queen.

An apparent widow (D.D. Howard) attracts Tony's (Tony Danza) interest until Angela (Judith Light) discovers that her husband is alive and well. Jessica Player guest stars.

An apparent widow (D.D. Howard) attracts Tony's (Tony Danza) interest until Angela (Judith Light) discovers that her husband is alive and well. Jessica Player guest stars.

When Tony's (Tony Danza) relatives come for a visit, his cousin Maurizio (Richard Grieco) falls for Angela (Judith Light).

Tony (Tony Danza) feels neglected when Samantha (Alyssa Milano) announces that she and her new boyfriend (Scott Bloom) are going steady.

Tony (Tony Danza) joins his old singing group, the Dreamtones, for a high-school benefit concert. With Johnny Hostetter and Joey Melore.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

At the banking conference in Chicago, Alex refuses to tell his boss (Melinda Culea) what happened the night before.

In Chicago, Rebecca gets steamed when Alex refuses to tell her what happened the night before.

Mallory forgets about Nick when she falls head over heels in love with a glib British graduate student (Jonathan Emerson).

Drew (Drew Carey) enrolls in a night class and is attracted to a classmate (guest star Shirley Jones).

Unexpected visits from Drew's and Celia's families make for a spirited holiday dinner; guests Shirley Jones, Marion Ross, Danny Bonaduce.

Drew (Drew Carey) holds out for a good deal when Winfred-Louder tries to buy the land his house is on.

Drew and Celia's (Drew Carey, Shirley Jones) relationship goes downhill when Drew asks Celia to move in with him.

The entire station gets involved when Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) vie for the same apartment. With Stephen Root.

Jimmy wants to build in New York; Matthew's 30th birthday spurs radical changes that irritate everyone.

Joe (Joe Rogan) hypnotizes Jimmy (Stephen Root) to help him relive and resolve his feelings from the '60s. With Jon Lovitz and Dave Foley.

Lisa's (Maura Tierney) new assistant (guest star Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) is attracted to Dave (Dave Foley); Jimmy (Stephen Root) turns the men's room into a cigar lounge. With Joe Rogan, Andy Dick and Jon Lovitz.

Finch's old friend (Jenny McCarthy) decides to visit, but he has undergone a sex change and is now a gorgeous woman.

Maya's pleasant Thanksgiving takes a turn for the worse when Jack hooks up with Elliott's mom before dinner.

Finch is exiled to the basement, where he discovers Jack's first assistant (Martin Mull); Elliott claims Maya's hunky doctor is a frequent visitor at strip clubs.

Jack's lucky numbers come up in the lottery, but Finch spent the dollar on coffee instead of a ticket.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

George takes over as manager of Florence's singing group, but his booking decisions end on a bad note.

Florence's joy at her small-town cousin's arrival turns to concern when the teen decides to stay.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician; Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

Jeannie's wicked sister, Jeannie II tricks her into hating Tony.

Jeannie is upset Tony must spend three months on the moon with a beautiful doctor.

Samantha's guilty conscience about using magic, creates magic problems.

Maude's ex-husband leaves her responsible for disposing of his ashes in a very particular manner.

Mrs. Naugatuck knows more than she's telling when Maude's priceless crystal bowl gets broken.

Alice and Flo play cupid for Vera when she becomes depressed that she is alone as her birthday approaches.

Alice resorts to burglary when she can't convince Mel that charity begins at home.

Jo attends a country club cotillion with Blair's suave childhood friend.

Tootie's new boyfriend questions the real motives of her white friends.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

After a disastrous date with a high-school hero, Barbara takes Julie's advice and decides to change her image.

On the eve of her marriage to David, Ann must come to grips with one of the most important decisions of her life.

George takes over as manager of Florence's singing group, but his booking decisions end on a bad note.

Florence's joy at her small-town cousin's arrival turns to concern when the teen decides to stay.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Host Dick Cavett; comedian Jimmy Brogan; comedian Dave Barry.

Jake and Bob want to join Reggie in Europe; Chris isn't convinced when Becker tries to prove his true feelings toward her.

Tensions between Becker and Chris escalate, threatening their friendship.

Joe and Brian get tips from Helen on what women like in men in order to interest Alex in a date.

Helen's elaborate plans for a surprise birthday party go up in smoke when the honoree injures himself in her house.

Paul approaches prickly TV legend Alan Brady (Carl Reiner) to narrate his documentary about the history of television.

Paul realizes how little he knows about handling details of day-to-day life when Jamie goes out of town, and he mistakenly donates their bed to a charity thrift store.

After Mary Jo is mugged, the Sugarbaker women take a self-defense course.

Reggie (Danny Thompson), the thieving accountant, cons Suzanne into investing in a circus.

Mary witnesses the infidelity of Rose's boyfriend (Kevin Peter Hall) while on a trip to Atlantic City.

Mary is hailed as a brave new artist following a cleaning mishap in an art gallery.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

George's ego suffers a blow when an unlikely source offers a humble lesson in personal worth.

Automation threatens Ralph's job just as George tries to boost the doorman's self-esteem.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Jeannie gives Roger a birthday wish; Roger wishes to switch places with Tony.

Hillbillies think Tony and Roger are Martians while the two are testing an experimental aircraft shaped like a saucer.

Endora doesn't think Darrin has a sense of humor; she gives Darrin an inappropriate sense of humor.

The biggest surprise at Walter's birthday party is his arrest for "lewd and lascivious" behavior.

Maude decides that Henry Fonda would be an ideal candidate for President of the United States.

Alice must scrimp to come up with money for Tommy's braces and Mel needs a new refrigerator. Flo finds a paper bag with $40,000 cash in it, and it seems everyone's money woes are over.

Alice is given the chance to star in a television commercial for Mel's diner.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Jo "picks up" an expensive gift for Mrs. Garrett's birthday.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Comedian Richard Pryor; actress Ally Sheedy; comedian Rod Hull; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.