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Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Comedian David Steinberg; zoologist Jim Fowler.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

Joe wants Brian to see a psychotherapist (George Plimpton) to deal with life without Alex.

After saying, he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

In their desperation to have a baby, Paul and Jamie resort to far-out fertility-enhancing schemes; Paul films mating pandas.

When Ira's beautiful Italian girlfriend (Fabiana Udenio) from the bakery dumps him, he blames Paul; Jamie changes her hair and clothes; Paul thinks everyone hates him.

An odd group of people is trapped inside Sugarbakers during a severe tornado watch.

The ladies vie with an all-male firm for a sports club's account.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Hazel almost loses her job when she takes on another job as an actress for an advertising campaign.

Hazel comes to the rescue after a young mother is threatened with losing her baby to her mother-in-law.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie tries to return Tony from a spaceflight to treat his cold and brings down the wrong astronaut.

Esmeralda accidentally brings George Washington to life to help Tabitha with a school project.

Arthur performs an operation he will remember all of his life.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Jerry Reed gets stuck in Mel's Diner when he drops by with some concert tickets.

Mel learns that his diner will be a meal stop on a bus route.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie would do anything for the school play lead.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Evaluation reports cause worry about the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Comic Jay Leno; actress Raquel Welch; Garbage Truck Driver of the Year Ray Anderson.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".