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Archie wants Harry to buy out Murray's share of the business.

The "perfect" computer date may cost Archie his best friend.

Walter returns from a fishing trip convinced that he and Maude should move to the Canadian wilderness.

Maude and Arthur have insomnia -- but for different reasons.

The school newspaper is collecting items for an auction; Danny accidentally grabs the box with Laurie's items to contribute; her personal diary falls into the hands of the editor of the school newspaper; the editor threatens to publish it.

The Partridges perform at an Indian reservation.

Hazel prods George to help a friend who's depleted his finances.

George's sister, Deirdre, leaves her daughter without friends.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Jeannie sends a double of Tony to a conference; The other Tony goes to France.

Aunt Clara fears she will be embarrassed in front of her old warlock beau (Charlie Ruggles) if he finds out that her magic no longer works; seeing a potential husband in the warlock, Samantha tries to ensure that all of Aunt Clara's tricks work.

Samantha is asked to keep an eye on a 10-year-old warlock for some friends.

Actors Bess Armstrong; Merie Earle; Tony Curtis; Steve Landesberg.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Stanley fears Helen accidentally gave a box containing his girlie magazines to a church rummage sale.

Benny as a bird, a hungry but late diner and a Wild West cowboy.

The Hill's Angels strut their stuff at a barn dance; Benny as a compulsive liar, and as newspaper owner Fred Scuttle.

Benny sings at the Cafe Ole, gets hunted by cannibals, and plays at being a hero for all ages.

Benny spies on the girls next door and gets a rolling pin to the head for his efforts, and his granny goes to Las Vegas.

Benny sings at the Cafe Ole, gets hunted by cannibals, and plays at being a hero for all ages.

Benny spies on the girls next door and gets a rolling pin to the head for his efforts, and his granny goes to Las Vegas.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

A question arises whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Florence takes a trip down memory lane when she agrees to escort George's 17-year-old assistant to the senior ball.

George's attempt to help Louise run a business almost leads to disaster.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Shirley gets a speeding ticket on her way to receive a Mother-of-the-Year award.

Keith escorts a princess around the United States.

Termites undermine Hazel's attempts at getting a raise.

Confusion reigns when it comes out that Hazel may be of royal blood.

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In.".

Darrin finds out Serena is trouble -- with or without her power.

Maude is determined to keep her neighbors from arming themselves after her home is burglarized.

Arthur makes Walter a generous offer in hopes of brightening the Findlays' Christmas.

Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem.

A famous philandering fashion photographer (guest star Desi Arnaz) complicates the waitresses' lives.

Jo's relationship with her boyfriend is in jeopardy when she falls for her class-project husband.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

April's affair with a middle-aged music executive doesn't set too well with Henry.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Ann learns that her client expects more than just business acumen from her.

Ann encourages a bashful worshiper of Barbara's to ask her for a date.

Florence takes a trip down memory lane when she agrees to escort George's 17-year-old assistant to the senior ball.

George's attempt to help Louise run a business almost leads to disaster.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Professional wrestler Hulk Hogan; actress Brooke Shields; director George Miller.

Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.

Becker and Chris rekindle their romance after she is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Jake must sell something precious to pay his rent.

After spending the night with Joe, Helen heads for her fiancé's New York penthouse.

Joe plans to propose to Helen are disrupted when her older sister, Casey, moves to Nantucket after her marriage falls apart.

Paul and Jamie share a troubling dream in which they find themselves at a party with "Laugh-In" regulars.

The Buchmans' apartment alternates between sweltering hot and freezing cold; Ira disappears after incurring a $4,000 gambling debt resulting in Paul and Jamie ending up in jail.

In an effort to win Anthony, Vanessa (Olivia Brown) asks Suzanne for a total make-over.

Julia realizes she is getting older when her son (George Newbern) announces that he is going to be a father.

Brenda says she is library-bound, but meets Calvin at a dance instead.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Tom becomes president of the publishing company and George convinces him that he can handle the new position.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Laurie's biker friend threatens suicide after his girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal.

Hazel's persuasion wins George a seat on the board of a museum.

A bonus from Mr. Griffin inspires Hazel to buy eyeglasses.

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Serena baby sits Tabitha and Adam; Serena gives Larry a pill that makes him younger.

Mental health becomes instantly relevant for Maude when her hero-worshipping cousin pays a visit.

Walter forbids Maude to have lunch with a handsome, newly divorced friend.

Mel is disappointed when an expected surprise party for his 50th birthday never happens.

The waitresses spend a holiday weekend locked up with Mel in the diner's storeroom.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Mr. Palmer, the French teacher, asks Geri out on a date; she seems to be having a good time, but Blair believes the man has an ulterior motive for taking her cousin out.

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Comedian David Steinberg; zoologist Jim Fowler.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

Joe wants Brian to see a psychotherapist (George Plimpton) to deal with life without Alex.

After saying, he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

In their desperation to have a baby, Paul and Jamie resort to far-out fertility-enhancing schemes; Paul films mating pandas.

When Ira's beautiful Italian girlfriend (Fabiana Udenio) from the bakery dumps him, he blames Paul; Jamie changes her hair and clothes; Paul thinks everyone hates him.

An odd group of people is trapped inside Sugarbakers during a severe tornado watch.

The ladies vie with an all-male firm for a sports club's account.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Hazel almost loses her job when she takes on another job as an actress for an advertising campaign.

Hazel comes to the rescue after a young mother is threatened with losing her baby to her mother-in-law.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie tries to return Tony from a spaceflight to treat his cold and brings down the wrong astronaut.

Esmeralda accidentally brings George Washington to life to help Tabitha with a school project.

Arthur performs an operation he will remember all of his life.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Jerry Reed gets stuck in Mel's Diner when he drops by with some concert tickets.

Mel learns that his diner will be a meal stop on a bus route.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie would do anything for the school play lead.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Evaluation reports cause worry about the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Comic Jay Leno; actress Raquel Welch; Garbage Truck Driver of the Year Ray Anderson.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".