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A famous philandering fashion photographer (guest star Desi Arnaz) complicates the waitresses' lives.

Jo's relationship with her boyfriend is in jeopardy when she falls for her class-project husband.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

April's affair with a middle-aged music executive doesn't set too well with Henry.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

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The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Ann learns that her client expects more than just business acumen from her.

Ann encourages a bashful worshiper of Barbara's to ask her for a date.

Florence takes a trip down memory lane when she agrees to escort George's 17-year-old assistant to the senior ball.

George's attempt to help Louise run a business almost leads to disaster.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

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Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.

Becker and Chris rekindle their romance after she is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Jake must sell something precious to pay his rent.

After spending the night with Joe, Helen heads for her fiancé's New York penthouse.

Joe plans to propose to Helen are disrupted when her older sister, Casey, moves to Nantucket after her marriage falls apart.

Paul and Jamie share a troubling dream in which they find themselves at a party with "Laugh-In" regulars.

The Buchmans' apartment alternates between sweltering hot and freezing cold; Ira disappears after incurring a $4,000 gambling debt resulting in Paul and Jamie ending up in jail.

In an effort to win Anthony, Vanessa (Olivia Brown) asks Suzanne for a total make-over.

Julia realizes she is getting older when her son (George Newbern) announces that he is going to be a father.

Brenda says she is library-bound, but meets Calvin at a dance instead.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Tom becomes president of the publishing company and George convinces him that he can handle the new position.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Laurie's biker friend threatens suicide after his girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal.

Hazel's persuasion wins George a seat on the board of a museum.

A bonus from Mr. Griffin inspires Hazel to buy eyeglasses.

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Serena baby sits Tabitha and Adam; Serena gives Larry a pill that makes him younger.

Mental health becomes instantly relevant for Maude when her hero-worshipping cousin pays a visit.

Walter forbids Maude to have lunch with a handsome, newly divorced friend.

Mel is disappointed when an expected surprise party for his 50th birthday never happens.

The waitresses spend a holiday weekend locked up with Mel in the diner's storeroom.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Mr. Palmer, the French teacher, asks Geri out on a date; she seems to be having a good time, but Blair believes the man has an ulterior motive for taking her cousin out.

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

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A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

Joe wants Brian to see a psychotherapist (George Plimpton) to deal with life without Alex.

After saying, he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

In their desperation to have a baby, Paul and Jamie resort to far-out fertility-enhancing schemes; Paul films mating pandas.

When Ira's beautiful Italian girlfriend (Fabiana Udenio) from the bakery dumps him, he blames Paul; Jamie changes her hair and clothes; Paul thinks everyone hates him.

An odd group of people is trapped inside Sugarbakers during a severe tornado watch.

The ladies vie with an all-male firm for a sports club's account.

Lester's former boss pays a visit, giving the impression he's wealthy.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Hazel almost loses her job when she takes on another job as an actress for an advertising campaign.

Hazel comes to the rescue after a young mother is threatened with losing her baby to her mother-in-law.

Jeannie's sister uses a scheduled moon trip to come between Tony and Jeannie.

Jeannie tries to return Tony from a spaceflight to treat his cold and brings down the wrong astronaut.

Esmeralda accidentally brings George Washington to life to help Tabitha with a school project.

Arthur performs an operation he will remember all of his life.

An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian.

Jerry Reed gets stuck in Mel's Diner when he drops by with some concert tickets.

Mel learns that his diner will be a meal stop on a bus route.

Blair's decision to donate part of her inheritance to Eastland brings unexpected family news.

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie would do anything for the school play lead.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

Evaluation reports cause worry about the detectives while the elderly owners of a porno store lodge a vandalism charge.

A man liquidates all of his assets into gold, much to his wife's dismay. Wojo claims he saw a UFO over Staten Island.

A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help.

Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills.

In a promotional battle, George and his rival attempt to drive each other out of business.

The arrival of a pretty woman tenant annoys Louise.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

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After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

Lowell decides to buy the local wax museum with his inheritance.

Antonio misinterprets plans for an engagement party for Joe and Helen.

Ira hopes to impress his girlfriend by getting her an autographed photo of Mayor Giuliani; Paul gets a fancy new camera; an innocent photo results in Jamie accidentally blackmailing her boss.

Lance asks Jamie and Fran to be his campaign managers when he runs for mayor, but Paul won't support his candidacy; Mark believes that Fran and Ira are still a couple; Jamie thinks that she and Paul are the glue that connects all their friends.

Charlene, suffering from postpartum depression, is convinced that Bill (Douglas Barr) is having an affair.

Suzanne is thrilled to rekindle an old friendship until she learns the woman (Karen Kopins) is a lesbian.

Mary and Lester host a golden-anniversary party for her parents.

Sandra's arrogant basketball-player beau leads Calvin astray.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

With Helen and Louise out of town for the weekend, George and Tom devise a plan to set a world record.

Louise thinks she may have a career as an artist, but George is afraid to tell her the truth.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Keith campaigns for a politician who likes Shirley.

The Partridges are isolated in a mountain cabin during a record-breaking rainstorm.

George identifies a well-liked handyman as a thief.

Hazel gets George to enter the political limelight when a historical park is threatened.

Jeannie's sister causes chaos trying to get Tony away from Jeannie.

Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed.

Tabitha must take a test to prove her intelligence; Endora turns Tabitha into a child genius.

Maude learns the true meaning of courage at a college class reunion.

Vivian's erratic behavior reveals a new part of the Harmons' marriage to Maude.

The diner has lost money and Mel's accountant suggests he fire one of the waitresses. It soon becomes a competition to see who won't get fired.

Vera is convinced that a Native American's prediction that an earthquake will rock Phoenix will come true and everyone is rattled, particularly Alice who has never experienced an earthquake before.

Jo is caught in an international conflict when she meets a new Japanese student.

Blair gets a little bit curious about the new beau of Mrs. Garrett.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

Sympathizing with those oppressed by capitalism, kidnappers of a department store owner demand that his merchandise be given away to the public.

Wojo delivers the ransom money for the kidnapped department store owner. The prostitute charms Wojo and the victim's son.

Ann and the girls are startled when a young man appears at their door looking for his long-lost father.

Ann suffers a crisis on her 36th birthday.

With Helen and Louise out of town for the weekend, George and Tom devise a plan to set a world record.

Louise thinks she may have a career as an artist, but George is afraid to tell her the truth.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

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Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

Antonio is upset when developer Gavin Rutledge (Jonathan Frakes) romances Casey; Brian has a dream about Helen.

Brian's ninth-grade English teacher (Peggy Lipton) tests him to see if he can make the grade.

Paul's sperm sample is missing after the Buchmans' car is stolen; when Paul and Jamie finally arrive at the hospital after a series of delays, a keyed-up Paul has trouble producing a new sample.

Paul is torn when Jamie is in the hospital for a minor procedure to determine if she can get pregnant at the same time he's required to be at a business meeting; Paul's job is on the line when Ira pretends to be his agent.

Anthony is persuaded to impersonate Suzanne's maid to keep her from being deported.

When Mary Jo attends church with Julia and Suzanne, she ends up dating the minister (Bruce Davison).

Lottery opponent Mary falls victim to gambling fever.

Mary urges Lester to give Calvin a job so that he will spend less time with Brenda.

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

Florence hopes to improve her social life by placing a personal ad in a newspaper.

George participates in a charity stage production when he discovers that his performance will promote his business.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Greg, a former childhood friend of Laurie's, returns to town and reconnects; it turns out he is now a minister; they go out together and have a great time catching up on their lives; Laurie starts to fall for him; Shirley is worried.

A talent agent sees Keith and offers him a screen test for a Hollywood movie; the agent convinces him that he would be perfect for the part; Keith practices his scene and drives to the studio with the whole family.

Hazel and the Baxters get more than they bargained for when they go out on the town.

When George's sister tries for a part in a local play, she inadvertently helps his business.

A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber.

Jeannie casts a spell on the piano in the Cocoa Beach officer's club, making Tony appear to be a musical virtuoso when he sits down to play.

Samantha falls prey to an ancient concoction that wards off witches.

Maude's Aunt Lola zeros in on Mrs. Naugatuck's husband as her next conquest.

Walter feels rejected when Arthur becomes suddenly devoted to a new best friend.

Mel boasts that he could do a better job at raising Tommy, and a frustrated Alice allows him Tommy to move in with him and try.

Mel sells his old car to the waitresses, then tries to get it back when he gets a better offer.

Tootie is obsessed with the famous singer and songwriter Jermaine Jackson.

The girls must decide if they want to continue living together.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Steven discovers that he's left his radical past behind when he helps an old college friend (Sanford Jensen) re-establish a left-wing political magazine.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome.

Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes.

While the rest of the city is caught up in inaugural festivities, the detectives are dealing with a suicide threat from a political fanatic.

The officers reopen a 28-year-old missing persons case; The host of a children's science show goes berserk; Harris takes a turn at cross-dressing mugging detail.

Ann's new neighbor, a race-car driver, tries to initiate a romance.

Ann's relationship with a race-car driver takes a sudden and unusual turn.

Florence hopes to improve her social life by placing a personal ad in a newspaper.

George participates in a charity stage production when he discovers that his performance will promote his business.

Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard.

To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time.

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When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

A beautiful woman (Nicollette Sheridan) whispers sweet nothings in Becker's ear during a six-hour flight to Las Vegas; a plastic surgeon (Gilbert Gottfried) takes over Becker's practice while he is away.

Helen's mother (Debbie Reynolds) comes to town with a check for Helen and Joe's wedding, unaware that Casey is divorced.

A famous astronaut (Robert Culp) comes to Nantucket to endorse Sandpiper Airlines.

Paul faces the challenge of limiting his creativity for a documentary about a weed; Jamie plans a weekend getaway to Pennsylvania; Jamie's boss is caught taking money from a mobster.

Paul is unenthusiastic about attending an awards dinner after losing his job at the Explorer Channel; Paul considers leaving the ceremony with another woman.

An extremely nervous Anthony makes it to his college graduation despite a series of mishaps.

The ladies are at odds when they are put on different diets at a health spa.

Mary and Sandra compete on the "Wheel of Fortune" game show.

Mary goes shopping leaving ailing Lester in Brenda's care.

Sabrina's evil twin steals her passport, abandoning Sabrina in the other realm with Zelda's evil twin.

Sabrina and Roxie (Melissa Joan Hart, Soleil Moon Frye) team up to write an exposé for the school newspaper à la Woodward and Bernstein.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) throws a Halloween bash that turns into the year's biggest party. Guests star: Tisha Campbell.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) unknowingly pushes Miles (Trevor Lissauer) into a cult whose leader (guest star Richard Kline) claims to be a witch.

Mork reverts to a 3-year-old to experience what it is like to have a mother.

Nonviolent Mork is baffled when Mindy and her father try to teach him self-defense after an encounter with a bully.

Mork turns himself into a romantic elderly gentleman to court Mindy's grandmother out of the blue.

Mork tries to bring the true meaning of Christmas to Mindy's family.

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At his brother-in-law's office, Stanley finds two airline tickets to Acapulco -- for Hubert and his secretary.

Jack plans to reunite Vicky's divorced parents.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

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Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; a "think tank" report critical of detectives.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

A reunion of his old street gang has George acting like a kid again.

In order to save a big business deal, George has to wait on Florence and Ralph.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Ann's new secretary tries to hide the fact that she is an epileptic.

Barbara, starved for attention, decides to make herself more interesting.

Stephanie thinks she's old enough to attend a rock concert, but Archie disagrees.

Archie ruins Stephanie's chance to attend her first dance.

Maude suspects hanky-panky when she hears a man's laughter in the middle of the night.

Maude helps Vivian with a dinner party only to find out that she and Walter are not invited.

Keith and Danny are taken in by a psychic's "trance routine.".

Laurie embarrasses Keith by defending him from the school bully.

Hazel leaves an autograph session with a vital document.

Hazel passes up an audition to run Mr. Griffin's birthday party.

Tony goes back on his promise to take Jeannie for a drive, she decides to go out herself.

Tony is horrified when Mrs Bellows decides she would like Jeannie's bottle and persuades her to make a copy of it. But the two identical bottles are accidentally switched, and Tony must race against time to save Jeannie from a corking.

Confusion reigns when Darrin is convinced that Endora has turned his boss into a teddy bear.

Endora magically makes everyone speak the truth, and chaos ensues.

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