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Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Blair and Jo share a common feeling of disdain toward their graduation from Eastland.

Blair and Jo come to realize that they have learned more at Eastland than just academics.

Henry's father pays a visit with his future bride, a woman in her 40s who is pregnant with his child.

Henry's life is threatened when he's the only eyewitness in a robbery.

Mallory and Skippy are accidentally locked in the Keatons' basement.

Alex learns the art of domesticity when Lauren quits school to spend more time with him.

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

Julie's constant arguing with a young filmmaker convinces Ann that she is in love.

Grandmas Cooper and Romano each have their own plans for Barbara's high-school graduation night.

War breaks out between the Willises and the Jeffersons, with Lionel and Jenny as the first casualties.

George adds fuel to the fire by setting Lionel up with another girl.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Actor Patrick Duffy; author Jearl Walker.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.

Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain.

During a Valentine's Day flight from Boston, Brian finds himself instantly attracted to his sole passenger.

Joe and Brian get tips from Helen on what women like in men in order to interest Alex in a date.

Paul (Paul Reiser) is troubled when his Uncle Phil (guest star Mel Brooks) has legal hassles related to his collection of coupons. With Helen Hunt.

Jamie finds herself feeling low following the birth, while Paul tries to direct his parents in "The Pirates of Penzance.".

Allison's former flame, who is an ex-convict, proposes marriage.

Mary Jo decides to go to a sperm bank to become pregnant again.

Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

Keith cons Laurie into posing as his date in order to make a girl jealous.

The Partridges are models of home electricity conservation.

Hazel shows a house for Steve so he may attend a picnic.

Hazel buys a piece of land then finds it is nearly worthless.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Maude insists on a full court trial when she is given a speeding ticket by an eager young traffic cop.

Maude accuses Carol of marrying for convenience instead of love when she announces her plans to wed.

Mel saves Christmas for all of his friends when he turns into a real Santa Claus.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Part 1/4. Mrs. Garrett and the girls head for a vacation in Paris.

Part 2/4. The girls escape from boarding school to seek adventure in Paris.

Henry gets a new idea for Cosmic Cow, thanks to a story about a dog with amnesia.

Henry runs into an old Navy acquaintance, unaware that his friend is gay.

Jennifer faces possible suspension from school when she writes a report on a banned book.

Jennifer must defend herself before the school board when she writes a report on a banned book.

Jack must come up with a temporary wife to deter his boss's man-hungry daughter.

Janet inadvertently fixes Terri up with a guy she had wanted to date herself.

A census taker breaks into an apartment to count the uncooperative residents; and a burglar is kept locked in a basement cell by a vigilante tenants' group.

A divorced father reclaims custody of his son by kidnapping him; The precinct is visited by a man who claims to be from the twenty-first century.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Comic actor Harvey Korman; journalist Jane Pauley; ventriloquist Ronn Lucas.

Becker receives phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, then ends up meeting her only to be shocked by a secret she's been keeping.

Becker won't listen to his doctor after he is accidentally shot during an argument between two motorists.

Joe's dismay over Sandy Cooper's (Valerie Mahaffey) return to the island prompts Helen to take him to a psychiatrist.

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

The Buchmans leave Mabel with a babysitter for the first time; Paul gets David Copperfield's pants from the cleaners.

Therapy reveals that Jamie may not be ready to meet Paul's expectations following the birth of their baby.

Anthony convinces his reluctant colleagues to participate in a program at his former prison.

A discussion of the Clarence Thomas hearings prompts Bernice to realize she was once sexually harassed.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Mary becomes jealous when she catches Lester dancing with a former high-school flame.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancée brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Steve forgets his wedding anniversary and makes plans to fish.

Steve is annoyed by the attention his youthful secretary is showing him.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

An officer's son thinks he saw magic being used at Tony's house.

Samantha and Endora take supernatural steps to prevent the demise of their favorite restaurant.

Maude and Walter are reminded of their stormy courtship days while watching election results on television.

Maude's unexpected announcement that she is pregnant brings divergent reactions from Carol and Walter.

Tommy appears on a talk show and calls Mel a cheapskate, Alice a nag, and says that Flo is the person he most admires. Vera is upset when she isn't even mentioned.

Mel sparks a controversy when he installs a punch clock in the diner.

Part 3/4. While in Paris, Mrs. Garrett attends a French culinary school, and the girls meet the local people.

Part 4/4. Jo finds it difficult to leave Paris and her new boyfriend.

Henry uses Cosmic Cow to seek a tax deduction and an honorary college degree.

Henry matches Sara and a drug-using athlete.

A grieving mother (Constance McCashin) tries to replace her late daughter with Mallory.

Jennifer angers a friend by defending him; Alex's ego is damaged when he discovers that Mallory's IQ is higher than his.

A guy gives Terri unwanted attention, causing her to use karate when he starts to get surly; Jack asks Terri to teach him some basic moves.

Jack tries to win over a Southern belle he insulted on a date.

Harris refuses to adhere to a department rule that requires all detectives to dress in full uniform one day a year.

Luger is despondent with his new assignment in the Twelfth; a man robs a liquor store with a duelist's pistol; and a citizen steals a TV from the police vault.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lionel celebrates a bit too much after graduation.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancée brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

Becker is forced to stay at home and deal with his neighbors during his recuperation period; Margaret and Linda try to find a fill-in doctor.

Becker believes Elizabeth might be a dishonest doctor when she lies about having aspirin to stop his pain.