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The couple (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) learns that Jamie will be in bed with home run king Mark McGwire (guest starring as himself), via virtual reality. With John Pankow.

Paul and Jamie are forced to play parents when Uncle Phil (Mel Brooks) causes trouble after returning to school; Lisa gets breast implants.

A shocked Julia discovers a nude portrait of herself when she attends her old art teacher's exhibition.

Mary Jo believes that she has acquired the power to heal when Elvis' face mysteriously appears on her snow shovel.

Juror Mary casts the lone "not guilty" vote in a murder trial.

Mary and Lester will win a trip to Jamaica if Sandra doesn't kiss Lester's friend (Michael Dorn).

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Hazel's personality improvement classes have bad side effects.

Hazel takes another job to earn enough money to buy a present for Dorothy.

Jeannie tells Tony she has never had a birthday but knows that Neptune was in Scorpio the day she was born. Tony tries to find out her birthday through a NASA computer, but Dr. Bellows finds out and takes the answer away before Tony can read it.

While Tony distracts Dr. Bellows, Roger taps into the NASA computer again. He finds the answer, but before he can tell Jeannie her birthday, he is shipped off to Alaska. Tony throws Jeannie a party anyway.

A private detective tries to blackmail Samantha when he discovers she is a witch.

Maude finally meets her match when a black teenager from the ghetto visits the Findlay house.

Maude can't resist the temptation to go through Walter's wallet when it accidentally falls out of a drawer.

Mel kisses Vera, Vera takes the kiss seriously, not realizing it was just a ploy to make Marie jealous.

Vera finds an abandoned baby and soon becomes attached, refusing to give up the baby girl. She looks into adopting her.

The girls cruise the streets of downtown Peekskill with hopes of spotting "Mr. Right.".

Rumors spread across the campus when Jo is seen with her photography professor.

Monroe befriends a 15-year-old boy who was picked up for shoplifting.

Jackie's asked to accept a fashion design job in Italy, but doesn't know how to break the news to her overprotective father.

As the new editor, Alex names cheating pupils in the school paper.

Elyse and Steven's participation in an anti-nuke rally on Thanksgiving lands them in jail.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a newsdealer's dispute with a construction crew.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker kicks himself for helping out Jake by treating his persnickety grandmother when her doctor dies.

Joe is upset when he learns Brian has arranged a blind date (Megan Mullally) for him.

Roy has an eye-opening experience when his son (Abraham Benrubi) takes cello lessons from Helen.

Nat prepares Murray to vie in a dog show; the Buchmans are stunned when their therapist says their sessions are complete.

Paul infuriates Jamie when he takes one of her dresses to a new dry cleaner; Paul dreams of Einstein.

Anthony tries to rise above his jealousy when Etienne's (Sheryl Lee Ralph) successful male college friend (Ron Glass) visits.

Julia's overbearing former schoolmistress moves in with her after receiving instructions at a seance.

Mary hires an ex-convict to work for Lester's company.

Mary, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each recall moving into the apartment building.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line.

Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.

Dorothy must have an old piano she sees while hunting antiques.

The Baxters learn that the stray dog Harold found has a rightful owner.

Jeannie becomes engaged to a handsome suitor to get Tony to pay attention to her.

With the upcoming NASA talent contest, Jeannie makes Tony sing in a beautiful tenor voice.

Samantha confuses a crook with Darrin's eccentric Uncle Albert.

Maude makes a desperate attempt for recognition from Walter at her surprise party.

Maude plans a weekend wedding in wintry New England for Arthur and Vivian.

Mel gets a hot tip on a horse and decides to borrow $10,000 to bet with. If he loses, he will lose the diner. The waitresses try to prevent Mel from making the bet.

Vera becomes depressed when she realizes she has worked at Mel's for 8 years. She decides to leave her mark on the world by competing for the world record in tap dance endurance.

Jo's relationship with her professor grows more serious.

Mrs. Garrett hits the books again when she takes a Shakespeare class with Jo and Blair.

Henry competes with 100 top artists in a contest to design a logo for Iris' company.

Henry is distraught when he learns that Sara and her boyfriend plan to live together.

Alex leaves his job at a small grocery store for an ultramodern supermarket.

Steven and Elyse wonder if they should buy a gun for protection after their home is burglarized.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Levitt performs an act of heroism; A 1957 DeSoto is the prized possession of a man who admits he stole the car 25 years ago.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

An introduction puts Helen and Louise's friendship on the line.

Florence's battling parents pay the Jefferson household an unexpected visit.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

Grady is sick of being a boarder for the bickering Ferguson's and vents his frustrations to Fred.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

Reggie's psychology class experiment proves that Becker gives preferential treatment to his attractive female patients.

Becker discovers that, unbeknown to them, Reggie and Linda are dating the same man.