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Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

After saying, he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

Lowell decides to buy the local wax museum with his inheritance.

Jamie and Paul are invited to join Ira and Fran on a free weekend in Atlantic City. They discover it's been arranged by Marianne, Ira's long estranged ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper), who needs him to sign their divorce papers.

Jamie's looking for another job but can't decide what she wants to do; she wants to go on a double date with Paul's boss, Lou, and his girlfriend, but Paul is against it because he's angry with Lou for editing his film and not telling him.

A hired Santa steals all the gifts under the tree at Sugarbakers.

A convicted murderer from Anthony's prison past offers him a business partnership.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

The Jeffersons feel Florence's fiancé is a fraud.

Louise's donation to charity might win her an award if George's "contribution" to a politician doesn't ruin her chances.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

George's sister, Deirdre, leaves her daughter without friends.

Hazel leaves an autograph session with a vital document.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

Aunt Clara's failing powers create panic for the Tates on their second honeymoon.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

A muscle-bound watchman who saves Jolene's life believes that she's now his girlfriend.

It's not a smooth ride for Mel when he learns that his prized car has been stolen.

Jo agrees to pose as George's fiancée at his high-school class reunion in an effort to impress his former girlfriend.

Headed for an awards ceremony, Blair is trapped in an elevator with the operator who has a very special past; he shares his wisdom with Blair.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer; disinterested bystanders watch as Yemana is shot in plain sight.

The detectives disguise themselves as women to apprehend rapists and muggers; A wife claims spousal abuse.

Schneider refuses to acknowledge his hearing loss.

Ann's mother makes some accurate predictions into the future when she starts reading tarot cards.

The Jeffersons feel Florence's fiancé is a fraud.

Louise's donation to charity might win her an award if George's "contribution" to a politician doesn't ruin her chances.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Much to Chris' chagrin, Becker announces he'll be spending Christmas with his new girlfriend; Margaret regrets inviting Linda to go caroling.

Brian's ninth-grade English teacher (Peggy Lipton) tests him to see if he can make the grade.

Helen tries to dissuade Roy's Russian mail-order bride (Natasha Pavlova) from marriage.

Lisa becomes famous when her psychologist publishes a book blaming Jamie for Lisa's problems. Jamie's not pleased at what's said about her and Paul gets caught in the middle when the sisters argue.

The death of another Paul Buchman ruins the Buchmans' credit and prompts Paul's curiosity about the deceased.

Charlene withdraws after being dumped by her boyfriend (Doug Barr).

Suzanne and Julia learn that their half-brother wants to be a stand-up comic.

Mary and her friends have no place to worship on Christmas Day.

Rose is attracted to a man Sandra rejects as being too straight-laced.

The job of manager is available at Janet's flower shop; when she is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance in order to compete.

Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.

Tom's latest business trip may be his last if Helen finds out who he's traveling with.

George's latest deal makes him an unlikely hero.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

The investigators arrest a Woody Allen look-alike suspected of arson; Chano arrests a man who assaulted a vending machine with a deadly weapon.

Wojo and Detective Janice Wentworth pretend to be married to go undercover at a hotel to track down a clever robber.

Sex education bedevils Keith.

A department store computer plays havoc with Shirley's account.

Hazel passes up an audition to run Mr. Griffin's birthday party.

Hazel and the Baxters decide that telling lies sets a bad example for Harold.

Jeannie's sister makes a play for Tony while Jeannie is locked in a safe.

Tony panics because Jeannie will belong to whoever frees her from the safe.

Endora's doctor cures Darrin's cold but produces strange side effects.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Bogus doctor Walter faces a real medical emergency.

Mel locks himself in his apartment when everyone -- including his mother -- starts to bother him.

Vera believes she's responsible for the fire that swept through her landlord's apartment.

The girls travel to Atlantic City, N.J., to reunite Jo with the aspiring singer she met in Florida; they go to see Jo's old flame, rock 'n' roll singer Flyman.

The girls have an unexpected guest when they celebrate Blair's 21st birthday.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

Elyse's plans to match her next-door neighbor with a co-worker backfire.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

The job of manager is available at Janet's flower shop; when she is passed over for a more buxom employee, she decides to change her appearance in order to compete.

Jack throws a wild party when Chrissy and Janet go away for the weekend.

The investigators arrest a Woody Allen look-alike suspected of arson; Chano arrests a man who assaulted a vending machine with a deadly weapon.

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Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

On her 10th anniversary of working with Becker, Margaret feels he owes her more recognition than she receives.

Becker is shocked when a 15-year-old patient confides he has unprotected sex; Becker accidentally leaves a bag of condoms in the diner.