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A drunken Jeffrey tells Stanley he can borrow his car anytime -- and Stanley takes him up on it the very next morning.

Fred Scuttle; superhero Wondergran.

Switchboard; spoof of U.S. television.

Scout rally; European Song Contest.

Irish singing group; barber.

Scout rally; European Song Contest.

Irish singing group; barber.

Michael fears for Nicole's safety when she goes away to camp.

The woman of Michael's (Paul Reiser) dreams is in love with Joey (Greg Evigan).

A reporter challenges Judge Wilbur's nomination to head a city commission. Former New York Mayor Ed Koch and Dr. Joyce Brothers make cameo appearances.

Matchmaker Cory (Vonnie Ribisi) tries to fix his mother (Lauren Tewes) up with Klawicki (Dick Butkus).

Jo is handed the tough assignment of hosting a five-hour radio program.

Natalie has the opportunity to break into journalism, but she may lose her boyfriend in the process.

Muriel moves out when she and Henry disagree over Sara's new job.

After a disagreement with Henry, Jackie and Sara move to a tenement.

Sara's reputation is on the line when she accepts a dinner date and a promotion from the bank manager.

Elaine vows to wed Danny; Franklin's remarks insult Jessica.

From Travis E. Parker Field at Horace L. McCool Stadium in Cleveland.

Mary and Lester try to help homeless citizens find work and shelter.

Charlie's (Howard Hesseman) students believe one of them must go to make room for a transfer student.

Dennis protests cafeteria cuisine.

Darlene and Sarah vie for a handsome student.

Charlie coaches for a meet with Bronx Science.

Mona's (Katherine Helmond) past affects Sam's (Alyssa Milano) relationship with her boyfriend.

Mona's (Katherine Helmond) past affects Sam's (Alyssa Milano) relationship with her boyfriend.

Angela (Judith Light) is hurt when Tony (Tony Danza) ignores her while coaching her volleyball team. Guest stars: Randee Heller, Mary Cadorette.

From Travis E. Parker Field at Horace L. McCool Stadium in Cleveland.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

Drew (Drew Carey) has to make a choice when his marriage scam to Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) could cost him his scoutmaster status.

Lewis and Oswald (Ryan Stiles, Diedrich Bader) try to help Drew (Drew Carey) get over Kate (Christa Miller) by helping him find another woman.

In an attempt to win the praise of his new boss, Drew (Drew Carey) agrees to sing at his church fund-raiser.

A trained circus bear helps the gang draw people to their booth at a beer convention. With Drew Carey.

Dave has trouble making his plane when he winds up covering for everybody at the station on Christmas Eve.

Bill's editorials against rap music lyrics prompt Jimmy to invite rapper Chuck D. to respond on the air.

Bill brings impressionable Matthew with him when he checks out a prestigious gym he's thinking of joining.

Dave convinces Matthew to confront Bill about his feelings; Catherine gives Jimmy some gambling tips.

Finch lives out a dream when he meets the centerfold model (Morgan Fairchild) he fantasized about as a teenager; Nina and her rock-star boyfriend discuss moving in together.

After his father (Brian Dennehy) is forced into early retirement, Finch gets him a job as Jack's driver; Elliott wants revenge after a comic targets him at a club.

Finch pretends to be Jack at an important business meeting; Elliott confronts a bully (Jason Marsden).

Finch attends his reunion with his pal Bert, now a transsexual named Brandy (Jenny McCarthy); Maya and Elliott decide to become intimate with no strings attached.

A young widow starting a new life in Phoenix gets a job as a waitress at a roadside diner.

Alice learns that her late husband named another woman as his life-insurance beneficiary.

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

When Mel takes a trip to Las Vegas, he leaves the keys to his treasured car. Flo borrows the car for a quick errand, but gets in an accident. The waitresses try to hide the fact from Mel when he returns early.

Alice must scrimp to come up with money for Tommy's braces and Mel needs a new refrigerator. Flo finds a paper bag with $40,000 cash in it, and it seems everyone's money woes are over.

Alice is moonlighting as a singer, and the lack of sleep is making her tardy.

Mel injures his back at Alice's apartment and has to stay there for two weeks.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Flo's vanity fights with her need to get glasses. When she finally agrees, J.V. tells her he is married. Flo is convinced it is because of the glasses.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

A famous philandering fashion photographer (guest star Desi Arnaz) complicates the waitresses' lives.

Mel boasts that he could do a better job at raising Tommy, and a frustrated Alice allows him Tommy to move in with him and try.

Mel sells his old car to the waitresses, then tries to get it back when he gets a better offer.

The waitresses come together to help Mel quit gambling by giving up their own vices after they discover that he lost his car to his bookie.

Alice causes problems for Tommy when she starts dating his high-school principal.

A case of the hiccups nixes Alice's chance of breaking into show business.

Mel finds a buyer for the diner and decides to start living the good life.

Alice disguises herself as a mobster in an effort to get the diner's new owner to give it back to Mel.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Flo tries to prove to her new boyfriend that she can drive a semi.

Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city.

Alice becomes Mel's conscience when he accidentally receives thousands of dollars from an automatic teller.

Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner.

Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Mel's chance to meet Dolly Parton is almost ruined by a fish.

From Travis E. Parker Field at Horace L. McCool Stadium in Cleveland.

Vera becomes hooked on daytime soap operas and quits the diner to watch her favorite show.

Alice tries to boost the confidence of an old high-school friend who is visiting.

Actor Steve Landesberg; actress Cindy Morgan; Barbara and Elden Hathaway.

Mel believes he's the "best kisser" described in an actress's memoirs.

Mel and the girls believe that buried treasure lies somewhere in the diner, and they set out to find it.

It's not a smooth ride for Mel when he learns that his prized car has been stolen.

Mel sells the diner to the girls when he decides to accept an irresistible job offer.

Boss Hogg from Hazzard tries to trick Mel into selling his diner for $1.

Tommy decides to join the navy after a night out with Mel and his old navy buddy.

Jolene's whirlwind wedding plans come unglued when she becomes stuck to Mel.

Mel buys a nursery school and plans to tear it down to make a parking lot.

Mel offers the use of his diner for a performance by a dance group.

The gang reflects on old times after Mel sells his diner to a land developer.

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

A new clause in George's will upsets Louise.

George's problems in the bedroom send him on a panicked search for solutions.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

Laurie is accused of cheating while covering up for a friend.

The family visits an amusement park; guest Johnny Bench.

Hazel and her friend Rosie vie for the attentions of a handsome chauffeur.

Hazel prods George to help a friend who's depleted his finances.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

Commander Porter asks Tony and Roger to spend five days living off berries and bugs.

Darrin is worried that his parents will discover that Tabitha can levitate her toys.

Candidate Maude finally faces Election Day.

Maude becomes hysterical when Vivian's dog dies while in her care.

Alice's compassionate nature is tested when she competes against Jolene and Vera on a game show.

Tommy finds himself on the other side of the law when he and a college pal indulge in some wild reveling.

When the police stake out the shop in an effort to catch a group of counterfeiters, the girls decide not to tell Mrs. Garrett.

Tootie discovers a talented campus comic and arranges a meeting for him with a talent scout.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Jack feels guilty about not standing up to a tough guy who makes a play for Chrissy.

The roommates fear the rent money has been stolen.

Barney worries when his wife, a social worker, is assigned a case in the violent South Bronx; Harris is interested in a Master forger.

A city-wide labor layoff forces Barney, Fish, and Yemana to do without the services of Chano, Harris and Wojo. A morose stockbroker resorts to petty theft.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

Actor James Stewart; Jim Fowler.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

After saying, he is only interested in a woman if there is a "spark," Brian imagines chasing women at 50.

Lowell decides to buy the local wax museum with his inheritance.

Jamie and Paul are invited to join Ira and Fran on a free weekend in Atlantic City. They discover it's been arranged by Marianne, Ira's long estranged ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper), who needs him to sign their divorce papers.

Jamie's looking for another job but can't decide what she wants to do; she wants to go on a double date with Paul's boss, Lou, and his girlfriend, but Paul is against it because he's angry with Lou for editing his film and not telling him.

A hired Santa steals all the gifts under the tree at Sugarbakers.

A convicted murderer from Anthony's prison past offers him a business partnership.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

The Jeffersons feel Florence's fiancé is a fraud.

Louise's donation to charity might win her an award if George's "contribution" to a politician doesn't ruin her chances.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

George's sister, Deirdre, leaves her daughter without friends.

Hazel leaves an autograph session with a vital document.

Jeannie is accidentally locked in a safe destined for the moon.

Locked in a safe bound for the moon, Jeannie has many narrow escapes.

Aunt Clara's failing powers create panic for the Tates on their second honeymoon.

Maude discovers that Mrs. Naugatuck has taken everyone for a ride.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

A muscle-bound watchman who saves Jolene's life believes that she's now his girlfriend.

It's not a smooth ride for Mel when he learns that his prized car has been stolen.

Jo agrees to pose as George's fiancée at his high-school class reunion in an effort to impress his former girlfriend.

Headed for an awards ceremony, Blair is trapped in an elevator with the operator who has a very special past; he shares his wisdom with Blair.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Barney is tempted by a Florida job offer; disinterested bystanders watch as Yemana is shot in plain sight.

The detectives disguise themselves as women to apprehend rapists and muggers; A wife claims spousal abuse.

Schneider refuses to acknowledge his hearing loss.

Ann's mother makes some accurate predictions into the future when she starts reading tarot cards.

The Jeffersons feel Florence's fiancé is a fraud.

Louise's donation to charity might win her an award if George's "contribution" to a politician doesn't ruin her chances.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Much to Chris' chagrin, Becker announces he'll be spending Christmas with his new girlfriend; Margaret regrets inviting Linda to go caroling.