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Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Maude and her ex-husband Chester find themselves locked in a file closet.

Vera's marriage plans take a detour when she and Mel mistakenly exchange wedding vows.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Actor Bob Newhart, actress Saundra Santiago; comic Teresa Ganzel.

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

Brian pesters actor George Kennedy who seeks a quiet vacation on the island.

Mr. Wicker moves in with Paul and Jamie after he and his wife fall out because of his infatuation with a new resident; Jamie is not happy when she discovers that she needs to wear glasses.

Jamie enjoys arranging a promotional event for the sporting-goods store and getting a former Yankees player to make an appearance; Paul is angry when he finds out Burt is turning the store over to Ira.

A decorating project is put on hold when the client passes away.

Charlene and Mary Jo work on an assignment at a nudist colony.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

Jeannie causes General Peterson to think Dr. Bellows has gone mad.

A general's hippie daughter uses Jeannie's secret to blackmail Tony.

Samantha takes revenge when Darrin's ex-fiancee upstages her.

Maude makes a bad situation unbearable when Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding plans hit a snag.

While worrying over a business loan, Walter receives news that may ruin his life.

Vera's former boyfriend stops by the diner and sparks Elliot's jealousy.

Tommy decides to join the navy after a night out with Mel and his old navy buddy.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Natalie's in trouble after she gets a pre-approved credit card.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.

Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings. Smallpox or Chickenpox.

When he can't get information at home, Alex looks elsewhere for answers to questions about life and love.

A letter mailed by Grandpa Romano arrives at Ann's apartment four years after his death.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

A beautiful woman (Nicollette Sheridan) whispers sweet nothings in Becker's ear during a six-hour flight to Las Vegas; a plastic surgeon (Gilbert Gottfried) takes over Becker's practice while he is away.

Antonio enlists the help of Joe, Fay and Roy when he searches for a woman he met briefly in the terminal.

Joe and Brian are invited to a beautiful high-school classmate's (Carol Alt) last stripping performance.

Jamie leaves New York in the dark when she tries to get a free cable TV hookup in their bedroom; Paul is a finalist for a grant for his new documentary.

While at a birthday party for Fran, Jamie has an unexpected meeting with an ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) and they argue about who dumped whom; Paul flirts with another woman.

Charlene dislikes the techniques she must use as a "Lady June" salesperson.

Suzanne can't believe a blind suitor likes her for her personality.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Jenny goes into labor without Lionel.

George says he's found a perfect baby-shower gift.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

Know-it-all Danny drops out of school.

Laurie vies for homecoming queen against a guy.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

NASA, suspecting a leak, sends Tony to a secret location to finish design work on a spacecraft, while a lookalike substitutes for Tony at the base and at home -- where he discovers Jeannie.

Tony's double turns out to be a spy; the double tells everything to Dr. Bellows.

Samantha's cousin is arrested at a love-in and gets her picture in the paper.

Maude fears the worst when Walter disappears after losing his store to bankruptcy.

An apprehensive Maude visits Walter the day after his suicide attempt.

Vera kidnaps a circus horse when she believes it is being mistreated.

Jolene's loyalty is put to the test when she pitches for the diner's softball team.

A young singer (Stacey Q) gets support from Tootie and the girls.

On a ski trip, the girls are accidentally double-booked into a room filled with young men.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

Steven's brother arrives and announces that he and his wife have split up.

Rob's wife pays a surprise visit to the Keaton home to confront her husband.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

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This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

Chris urges Becker to take a trip to Bermuda during a cold snap in the Big Apple, but mishaps turn the trip into a nightmare.

Becker gets caught up on the other side of town and must cancel a dinner with an old college friend.