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A futuristic WNYX operates in outer space; guest Bobbie Brown.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) hires a lawyer (guest star Norm MacDonald) when Matthew (Andy Dick) is injured while playing a game in the office.

Ann's complaint over a mistake in her phone bill leads to trouble with the Secret Service.

Ann learns another woman is eyeing David.

Against her better judgment, Ann allows Julie to accept a job.

Julie is jealous when her blind date seems to prefer Ann over her.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Louise's jealousy upsets the plans for her and George's 30th anniversary.

The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

The precinct experiences a black-out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

Keith cons Laurie into posing as his date in order to make a girl jealous.

The Partridges are models of home electricity conservation.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

Jeannie wants Tony to run for governor, with Roger's enthusiastic approval.

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Darrin soon regrets forbidding Sam to use witchcraft; Endora is hoping Samantha will leave him.

Arthur panics at the thought of spending a weekend alone with Walter.

Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding.

Alice's date with a balloonist gets out of hand when she and the gang become trapped in a runaway balloon.

Tommy catches gambling fever when Mel's mother takes him to the racetrack.

Beverly Ann initiates proceedings to adopt Andy when his foster parents separate.

Beverly Ann's ex-spouse wants to renew their romance.

Andrew's hungry and his nursing mother is at work, so Henry takes the baby to the photo session.

Henry is enraged by Monroe's ineptness at hanging a portrait.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

Mallory becomes upset when her new girlfriend (Robin Morse), a young woman who's interested in architecture, and Elyse become fast friends.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

Ann and Sam's new marriage gets its first big test -- their honeymoon.

Barbara, Mark, Julie and Max offer advice to Ann and Sam as they adjust to married life the second time around.

Louise's jealousy upsets the plans for her and George's 30th anniversary.

The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Actress Kate Capshaw; comic Bobby Kelton; actor Ed Begley Jr.

Becker is irked by a diabetic patient (Peter Siragusa) who refuses to monitor his condition.

Conversations and circumstances make Becker painfully aware of his lack of a sex life.

Everyone tries to locate a courier who leaves a cooler containing the "gift of life" at Helen's lunch counter.

Joe and Helen are delighted to meet their new neighbors, until the newfound friends get a bit too familiar.

Jamie disagrees with Paul's technique when he begins a video on how to meet and date women; at the Buchman's apartment, Ira squares off with an old school friend of Jamie's.

Flashbacks reveal the trials and tribulations of the three months prior to Paul and Jamie's wedding, including the strange happenings the night before the nuptials.

Charlene's wedding is in jeopardy when she finds Bill (Douglas Barr) handcuffed to a scantily clad dancer (Fabiana Udenio).

The women are asked to appear in a photo story on Atlanta's working women.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

George's expansion plans threaten a local bar.

George and Louise look back on their start in the dry-cleaning business.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

At the Twelfth, the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Danny gives Shirley a pin he found, then learns there is a $50 reward.

Shirley dates her high-school sweetheart (George Chakiris).

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Harold boasts his father once outperformed a famous athlete.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In.".

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tabitha's witchcraft, a Ouija board and a ghost help Larry keep a client.

Maude and Walter have different reactions to an evening of mate-swapping.

Maude is determined to keep her neighbors from arming themselves after her home is burglarized.

Vera and Elliot's landlady falls in love with Mel after she invites him to her apartment for dinner.

Vera ends up in the hospital when she attempts to save some baby birds.

Blair unwittingly pairs Charlie with a 23-year-old.

Blair learns that her test score, not the influence of her parents, will decide if she is admitted to law school.

Henry's bowled over when he attends a friend's second marriage and discovers the bride is young enough to be the man's daughter.

Two hapless brothers are hired by the Rushes to convert their attic into an apartment for Iris.

At the banking conference in Chicago, Alex refuses to tell his boss (Melinda Culea) what happened the night before.

In Chicago, Rebecca gets steamed when Alex refuses to tell her what happened the night before.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

At the Twelfth, the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Talk show host Dick Cavett; actress Rebecca Holden.

Reggie distributes misinformation to Becker and Jake when they pry into her personal affairs.

Becker regrets going on a blind date; Reggie dates a man who is just too nice.