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Maude discovers that her nephew's "free and easy" lifestyle is just a cover-up for his lack of responsibility.

Maude feels rejected when a noted literary authority chooses to lunch with Vivian.

Alice's social life gets a lift when she makes a date with her high-school flame.

Mel falls for a famous singer who stops in for directions. When she proposes, Mel accepts and prepares to move to Los Angeles.

Jo botches up Blair's latest computerized date-rating service.

Jo takes drastic measures to prevent the deportation of an illegal alien.

Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions.

Monroe learns an aspiring designer's secret.

Mallory's graduation is dependent upon her performance on a history exam.

Alex visits Andrew's preschool and, convinced he's learning the wrong values, withdraws him from school.

Chrissy thinks Mrs. Roper's gift is for her.

Janet asks Chrissy to help her entertain a business prospect but gets jealous when the young, handsome prospect takes a liking to Chrissy.

A battle of the sexes erupts when Manhattan South takes the credit after Wentworth subdues a would-be assassin.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest a mugger who's in her eighties.

Action from high school football.

Comic Don Rickles; actor Dom DeLuise; singer Glen Campbell; actor Jimmy Breslin.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.

In Joe and Brian's absence, Antonio fills in at the airline desk and creates a public relations disaster.

Having learned some disheartening facts about her groom-to-be (Norman Lloyd), Fay gets cold feet at the altar.

It's Jamie and Paul's 2nd wedding anniversary, and throughout the celebrations people keep asking when they are going to have children. Seeing a baby makes Jamie consider having one herself.

There's a heat wave in New York and when Paul and Jamie go out to dinner they find it's even hotter outside. When they decide to borrow Fran's car and head for the sea for some fried clams, Jamie is upset to find out that Fran got her old job.

Suzanne convinces Charlene that her boyfriend (Douglas Barr) should date others before making a commitment.

When their supplier is hit by a strike, the ladies sew their own drapes.

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) meddles with fate when she grants three wishes for her unsuspecting friends. Guest star: Penn Jillette.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) accidentally casts a spell on a cranky toddler, turning him into a grown man (Frank Conniff). With Caroline Rhea and Beth Broderick.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) transforms Libby (Jenna Leigh Green) into a geek to teach her a lesson about treating people with kindness.

Sabrina wants to be at the coolest ghoul party around, but must attend a witches' coven celebration instead.

Jobless Mork decides he wants to be a priest.

Having learned about the Earth custom of kissing and making up, Mork decides to start a fight with Mindy.

Exidor's long-lost mother arrives to stop her son's marriage.

Mork becomes pro football's first male cheerleader.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

E.Z. falls for a college girl who prefers Jack.

Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key.

Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests; and Yemena is rushed to the hospital after an appendicitis attack.

After watching George in action, Marcus bends the truth to win the heart of a young lady.

"We're moving on up, to the East Side, to a deee-luxe apartment in the sky ... ." This spinoff from "All in the Family" is about literal upward mobility - African- American couple George and Louise Jefferson move into a swanky high-rise building. George is an obstreperous, often rude guy who thinks his wealth should get him anywhere he wants to go. His wife is more levelheaded and often cuts him d

Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home.

Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily.

Ann discovers that the man she has become involved with is married.

Ann has to make a decision about her relationship with a married man.

Mr. Van Rensselaer joins the boys for a night on the town at a singles' club.

Gary rushes to answer an urgent legal call from his ex-fiancee, a soon-to-be divorced model.

A chance meeting with her ex-husband sparks an old flame for Vivian.

Fearing she's fallen out of love with Walter, Maude seeks counseling from a psychiatrist.

Dared into shoplifting, Danny feels he has disgraced the family.

Keith wants the school presidency -- at any cost.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

Jeannie is convinced by her malicious sister that she is bad luck to Tony.

Darrin feels that he is not making any progress in his career.

Tabitha is tested for her powers; The Aunt insists Tabitha be enrolled in magic school.

Erma Bombeck; George Wallace; Jeff Greenfield; Robert Blake.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Helen thinks Stanley has bought the Brookes' stolen clock, so they try to sneak it back into the Brookes' house.

Archie's Angels; a tramp.

Jester; "Long Dry Summer.".

Men's fashion show; Film Time.

Fred Scuttle; the Scarlet Pimple.

Men's fashion show; Film Time.

Fred Scuttle; the Scarlet Pimple.

A burned-out rock 'n' roll legend (Davy Jones) visits Joey (Greg Evigan). Peter Noone also guest stars.

Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) try to show Nicole (Staci Keanan) the dangers of alcohol. With Florence Stanley.

A moonlighting bailiff (Richard Moll) protects Judge Wilbur (Florence Stanley) from a recently released criminal.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) retaliates against a dictatorial Joey (Greg Evigan) by sneaking out with a teenage biker (Trevor Edmond). With Paul Reiser.

Jo fears Blair's boyfriend is using drugs.

The girls head to Florida for spring break.

While on jury duty, Henry creates havoc when he unknowingly destroys a piece of evidence.

Henry's 75-year-old father wants to start a new life after he's booted out of a rest home for cavorting with the ladies.

Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold.

Danny weds Elaine; Chester and Dutch flee; Carol tells Jodie she's pregnant.

Benson is taken aback by his sister's rejection of his brotherly advice.

Benson visits with his brother and uncle, whom he hasn't seen in years.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

Arvid's pen pal thinks he looks like Eric.

Arvid and Charlie reflect on relationships.

Separated Dr. Samuels moves in with Charlie.

Eric thinks Maria is obsessed with him.

Tony (Tony Danza) helps a friend with customer relations in his Brooklyn beauty shop. With Judith Light.

Tony (Tony Danza) helps a friend with customer relations in his Brooklyn beauty shop. With Judith Light.

While answering questions for the census, Angela and Tony reminisce about their relationship. Starring Tony Danza and Judith Light.

Tony's affair with a classmate threatens his relationship with Angela.

Tony is upset when Angela appears to have found the perfect man.

Nina pretends to be prim and proper; Elliott rents an apartment in Jack's building; Finch learns he will inherit a lot of money from Jack.

Maya hires a new intern (Richard Kind) who turns out to be a bitter 45-year-old; Jack helps Nina plan her wedding; Finch unleashes his charm on Elliott's Bible study group.

Nina feels threatened by her future husband's friendship with the ceremony minister (Amy Yasbeck), prompting Jack and Finch to step in.

Jack suddenly announces his retirement and puts Maya in charge of Blush; Jack tries to dodge an office farewell party in his honor.

An accident leaves Drew (Drew Carey) in a coma and his friends wondering if they should pull the plug.

A comatose Drew (Drew Carey) encounters Mimi's (Kathy Kinney) unborn son, an experience that alters his outlook on life.

When Steve (John Carroll Lynch) gets strep throat, Drew (Drew Carey) moves in with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) to help with the baby.

Drew (Drew Carey) decides to make his life more meaningful after he reads his very small obituary in the paper.

The staff is shocked when they meet Matthew's twin brother, Andrew; Dave is skeptical when asked to make budget cuts.

Joe leads a crusade against the office on the next floor until Dave discovers why the break room is breaking down.

Committed to a psychiatric unit, Bill befriends a fellow inmate, then resists Dave and Catherine's efforts to spring him.

The staff learns Jimmy James (Stephen Root) has had a heart attack; Lisa (Maura Tierney) drops a bombshell on Dave (Dave Foley).

Ann is thrown into an emotional turmoil when David proposes marriage.

Julie wants to attend the same college as her rich friend despite the fact that she can't afford it.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

In one of the most critical times of their lives, Julie must come to terms with being a woman and Ann with being a mother.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Keith falls for a beautiful coed who turns out to be married.

The family tries being completely honest for 24 hours.

George becomes annoyed by Hazel every time he makes a mistake.

Mr. Griffin pulls strings to have Hazel be Maid of the Month.

Jeannie uses magic to help Tony punch; Tony enters the Armed Forces boxing tournament.

Jeannie arranges for every wish to be granted in her absence.

After his servant is stolen, Lord Montdrako puts a spell on Darrin.

Carol discovers she's got to show her boss more than just proficiency if she wants to get a promotion.

Maude panics when she finds out why the ex-convict she hired went to prison.

Alice tries to help Mel's mother fight the tedium of old age by suggesting that she start a singing career.

Vera falls for an officer who she met after jaywalking and within two weeks they are engaged and planning a wedding.

Blair must work at a taco stand as a requirement for her business degree.

Blair is horrified when her father is indicted.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled.

When Steven and Elyse oppose Nick and Mallory's marriage plans, the young couple decides to elope.

Alex is distraught when Ellen departs for France so he tries to find someone to take her place.

Jack and Chrissy agree to take over Janet's babysitting job for a night; to their dismay, they face a crying baby, no TV and a locked liquor cabinet.

Chrissy gets a film camera through her boyfriend to make some home movies; the projector is put to deviant use when Larry acquires a porn movie.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Ann is upset when she learns Alex has been skipping classes.

Schneider is promoted to an executive position after he saves a life.

Louise and Florence have a fight, leaving George in the lurch.

Louise takes in a troubled orphan for a week.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Actress Farrah Fawcett; Pete Fountain; actor Ryan O'Neal.

After several attempts to take their relationship to the next level, Chris and Becker become sexually frustrated.

Chris gets worried because Becker seems to be keeping something bottled up; yet again, Linda tells Margaret she has finally met "Mr. Right.".

During a Valentine's Day flight from Boston, Brian finds himself instantly attracted to his sole passenger.

Joe's dismay over Sandy Cooper's (Valerie Mahaffey) return to the island prompts Helen to take him to a psychiatrist.

Paul and Jamie are at war with their new neighbors over their apartments and the building becoming a co-op, but their dogs don't share their families' animosity.

Jamie's quest for the perfect resting place for her uncle's ashes leads the Buchmans to Belmont Park.

The Sugarbaker women experience a three-day survival course, compliments of Bernice.

Anthony becomes a surrogate brother to a teenage con artist (Shavar Ross), causing Anthony to reflect on his own childhood.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

George's attempts to get out of a painting party land him in the state mental institution.

A television documentary on Louise's success with a suicide hotline could lead to a deadly failure.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

A total failure at everything else he's tried, Reuben's nephew Al decides to become a comic.

Shirley tries to reconcile her parents again.

Gus, the love of Hazel's life, finally returns to propose.

Hazel berates dinner guests for asking her to work for them.

Consumed by jealousy, Jeannie changes a top-secret NASA film.

Jeannie's sister provides Jeannie lessons in the art of catching a husband.

Aunt Clara summons Leonardo da Vinci to paint the Stephens' home.

Maude forces Vivian to attend the funeral of a "dear friend" they both hated.

Maude and her ex-husband Chester find themselves locked in a file closet.

Vera's marriage plans take a detour when she and Mel mistakenly exchange wedding vows.

When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Actor Bob Newhart, actress Saundra Santiago; comic Teresa Ganzel.

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.