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When Alice quits, Mel replaces her with a robot that wins the customers' approval.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Mallory learns a lesson about honesty and sensitivity when she almost causes a 66-year-old woman (Julie Harris) to quit her college sociology class.

Alex lands a job at the bank and becomes obsessively attracted to his boss, Ms. Ryan (Melinda Culea).

Jack agrees to work for Janet in the flower shop, but he doesn't take the job seriously, which causes problems in their relationship.

The roommates plan a dinner for the Ropers, but their evening is ruined when a blind guy who Jack knew in the Navy shows up.

The Mole leads Harris and Wojo on a chase through the city sewer system. Fish considers an operation.

Wojo is alarmed to learn that New York City doesn't have an up-to-date emergency evacuation procedure.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Actor Bob Newhart, actress Saundra Santiago; comic Teresa Ganzel.

Becker comes up with a list of boundaries for his relationship with Chris when she starts smothering him.

The gang learns Chris' sister (Jaime Pressly) served time for cutting off her husband's finger in a fit of rage, and they watch her for signs of a relapse during Thanksgiving dinner.

Antonio takes a job as a chauffeur for businessman Don DeCarlo, who Joe and Brian think is a mobster.

Brian pesters actor George Kennedy who seeks a quiet vacation on the island.

Mr. Wicker moves in with Paul and Jamie after he and his wife fall out because of his infatuation with a new resident; Jamie is not happy when she discovers that she needs to wear glasses.

Jamie enjoys arranging a promotional event for the sporting-goods store and getting a former Yankees player to make an appearance; Paul is angry when he finds out Burt is turning the store over to Ira.

A decorating project is put on hold when the client passes away.

Charlene and Mary Jo work on an assignment at a nudist colony.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

George's maiden cousin comes to stay when her father dies.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

Jeannie causes General Peterson to think Dr. Bellows has gone mad.

A general's hippie daughter uses Jeannie's secret to blackmail Tony.

Samantha takes revenge when Darrin's ex-fiancee upstages her.

Maude makes a bad situation unbearable when Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding plans hit a snag.

While worrying over a business loan, Walter receives news that may ruin his life.

Vera's former boyfriend stops by the diner and sparks Elliot's jealousy.

Tommy decides to join the navy after a night out with Mel and his old navy buddy.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Natalie's in trouble after she gets a pre-approved credit card.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

Alex becomes disillusioned when one of his favorite professors (Mason Adams) gets involved in a university scandal.

Skippy's slated to become the object of a cruel fraternity prank.

A pregnant woman claims Jack is the father of her unborn child.

Jack discovers what appears to be marijuana plants in Roper's garden.

Wojo brings in a sick perpetrator who collapses on the floor. The entire precinct is placed under quarantine, including a prostitute who gets friendly with Fish, Marty, Mr Driscoll, and Inspector Luger.

As the quarantine continues, Yemana and Harris uncover some insights into their feelings. Smallpox or Chickenpox.

When he can't get information at home, Alex looks elsewhere for answers to questions about life and love.

A letter mailed by Grandpa Romano arrives at Ann's apartment four years after his death.

Feeling out of place with Helen's old school friends, Tom turns to George for help.

George reluctantly substitutes for Lionel in Jenny's childbirth classes.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

When odd characters begin to overrun Becker's office and Chris' diner, Margaret discovers that a local halfway house has been shut down.

A beautiful woman (Nicollette Sheridan) whispers sweet nothings in Becker's ear during a six-hour flight to Las Vegas; a plastic surgeon (Gilbert Gottfried) takes over Becker's practice while he is away.

Antonio enlists the help of Joe, Fay and Roy when he searches for a woman he met briefly in the terminal.

Joe and Brian are invited to a beautiful high-school classmate's (Carol Alt) last stripping performance.

Jamie leaves New York in the dark when she tries to get a free cable TV hookup in their bedroom; Paul is a finalist for a grant for his new documentary.

While at a birthday party for Fran, Jamie has an unexpected meeting with an ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) and they argue about who dumped whom; Paul flirts with another woman.

Charlene dislikes the techniques she must use as a "Lady June" salesperson.

Suzanne can't believe a blind suitor likes her for her personality.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Jenny goes into labor without Lionel.

George says he's found a perfect baby-shower gift.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

Know-it-all Danny drops out of school.

Laurie vies for homecoming queen against a guy.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

NASA, suspecting a leak, sends Tony to a secret location to finish design work on a spacecraft, while a lookalike substitutes for Tony at the base and at home -- where he discovers Jeannie.

Tony's double turns out to be a spy; the double tells everything to Dr. Bellows.

Samantha's cousin is arrested at a love-in and gets her picture in the paper.

Maude fears the worst when Walter disappears after losing his store to bankruptcy.

An apprehensive Maude visits Walter the day after his suicide attempt.

Vera kidnaps a circus horse when she believes it is being mistreated.

Jolene's loyalty is put to the test when she pitches for the diner's softball team.

A young singer (Stacey Q) gets support from Tootie and the girls.

On a ski trip, the girls are accidentally double-booked into a room filled with young men.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

Steven's brother arrives and announces that he and his wife have split up.

Rob's wife pays a surprise visit to the Keaton home to confront her husband.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

A woman, being held from voting by her husband, throws a toilet seat into the street to get attention; a shoplifter gets escorted to vote by Wojo.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

All the action from college football.

This program features local U.S. veterans sharing their stories of military service. The program is hosted by Jan Glenn Brown.

Chris urges Becker to take a trip to Bermuda during a cold snap in the Big Apple, but mishaps turn the trip into a nightmare.

Becker gets caught up on the other side of town and must cancel a dinner with an old college friend.

Casey spots her missing husband (John Ritter) on television and goes in search of him.

Joe and Helen search for a dream home when they grow weary of living with Brian and Casey.

Paul and Jamie are planning to host their first Thanksgiving dinner, and have invited both sets of parents. They are forced to scramble for a new plan after Murray eats the turkey.

Paul and Jamie are arguing over their sexual prowess, which creates a tense atmosphere that is obvious to their friends; they lie about the cause, but the lies have repercussions.

Sugarbakers becomes the site of a Southern family feud after Charlene's brother (Gregory Wurster) arrives.

A full moon over Atlanta has the ladies worried about sex, violence and crime.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

George, Lionel and Tom baby-sit newborn Jessica.

George wants a big party for his 50th birthday, but no one else seems interested.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

Danny pretends to be Jewish to date a rabbi's daughter.

Laurie student-teaches Danny's English class.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

Tony, who is terrified of horses, accidentally enters a bucking bronco contest.

Believing it will give Tony more time for her, Jeannie puts his house up for sale.

Samantha's attempts to help a Scottish ghost lead to disaster.

Carol's latest boyfriend provides Maude with greater worries than the national elections.

Maude agrees to go on a TV game-show with Vivian.

Mel's enraged when he learns that his mother told a white lie about his childhood pet.

Mel's dentist falls for Alice when she goes to have a chipped tooth repaired.

Old loves reappear in the lives of Beverly Ann and the girls.

Beverly Ann and the girls relive the '60s when pop stars Fabian and Bobby Rydell arrive in Peekskill for a concert.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

Action from high school football.

Lawrence Welk; David Brenner; writer Ashley Montagu; actress Joan Embery.

Dedicated Dr. John Becker has a heart of gold and an opinion on everything.

Joe and Helen "return the favor" and accidentally burn down the house that Brian owns; Brian prepares for a large insurance check.

A major storm strands the airport gang at a "Singles Mingle" event, where Brian and Casey see some familiar faces.

Jamie's had a bad day, and doesn't want to go to the movies with Paul, but he persuades her to go out to meet Ira's new girlfriend (Marita Geraghty). As they struggle to get across town, they are plagued by turbulent encounters with strangers.

PBS asks the Buchmans to film themselves in their apartment for 15 minutes with no cuts for a "slice of life" documentary; Paul and Jamie become increasingly uncomfortable.

J.D.'s temporary live-in arrangement with Mary Jo threatens to become permanent.

Charlene announces her engagement; Mary Jo and J.D. go their separate ways.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

A fledgling magician (Andrew Keegan) selects Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) to be his assistant, but she accidentally makes him disappear. With Nate Richert.

Sabrina relies on her powers to excel in kung fu class, but her magic backfires in professional competition.

When Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) teacher (guest star Ed Begley Jr.) singles her out, her aunts decide to teach him a few lessons. Kathy Ireland also guest stars.

Mindy is unhappy when her father returns to Boulder with his young bride.

Mindy takes over a newspaper lonely-hearts column and unwittingly leads Jeanie to fall in love with Mork.

Mindy's father reminds Mork and Mindy about the rough moments in the early days of their relationship.

To lift Mindy out of her depression, Mork brings home a friend who thinks he's Peter Pan.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Vicky tries to restore Jack's injured ego.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

A woman lodges a rape charge against her husband; A master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree; To Yemana's delight, the city legalizes off-track betting.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

A teacher's critical remarks plunge Julie into a deep depression.

An ambitious co-worker tries to take over Ann's most important account.

Against his better judgment, Rabinowitz lets Billie fill in as his temporary secretary.

An unlikely Archie becomes a connoisseur of the arts when Jose's garbage paintings become the local rage.

Bogus doctor Walter faces a real medical emergency.

Vivian meets a wall of defiance when Arthur refuses to tell her about his financial woes.

The Partridges bring a lonely millionaire (John Astin) out of his self-imposed isolation.

The Partridges have to hide from a mystery writer to win $25,000 for charity.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

The president comes to Tony's home while a new genie is in training.

Darrin and Samantha are amazed to learn that Gladys' brother is a brilliant musician.

Samantha learns that Tabitha has inherited her powers of witchcraft.

Actor Burt Reynolds; actor Dom DeLuise; actor Art Carney; Ace Trucking Company.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Southern patriarch; Irish comic.

Spoof of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.".

"Kojak" spoof; lucky rustic.

Fred Scuttle; Fudpucker family.

"Kojak" spoof; lucky rustic.

Fred Scuttle; Fudpucker family.

Nicole and Michael (Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser) find Joey (Greg Evigan) in bed with a woman.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreams her mother (Emma Samms) had married one of her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan).

Michael and Joey go to work for a tough but sexy boss (Terri Garber).

Nicole (Staci Keanan) hopes her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) will be distracted by their attractive new neighbor (Crystal Bernard).

The girls plan to spend a quiet night at the movies before the drive-in closes for good.

A budding romance develops between Blair's mother and Jo's father.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

When Mildred Rafkin comes back searching for her mother's brooch, Jackie suggests hiring a medium for help.

Dennis warns Jodie; Chester undergoes delicate brain surgery.

When their car breaks down on a country road, Benson and Kraus spend the night at a truck stop where Kraus fends off the advances of a burly truck driver.

Benson gets caught up in a sea of red tape when the mayor plans to outlaw breakdancing.

Against her better judgment, Ann allows Julie to accept a job.

Janice vies for first cello in the orchestra.

Parents' Day causes concern for Eric and Maria.

Darlene feigns infatuation with depressed Alan.

A course on marriage angers divorced Charlie.

Samantha announces that she plans to drop out of college and get married.

Samantha announces that she plans to drop out of college and get married.

When Angela's (Judith Light) dating schedule slows down, Tony (Tony Danza) persuades Mona (Katherine Helmond) to entertain her.

Tony (Tony Danza) meets Kathleen's (Kate Vernon) father (Mitchell Ryan) while Angela (Judith Light) baby-sits a little boy (Jonathan Halyalkar).

Tony (Tony Danza) is lonely when Samantha (Alyssa Milano) leaves for college and Angela (Judith Light) is busy with her boyfriend.

Jack asks his staff to evaluate his work anonymously; Maya's suggestion that Nina walk to where she's going results in a sprained ankle.

Vicki gets into trouble with Jack when she offers to do haircuts at Blush; Elliott asks Finch to help get his life organized.

Jack is attracted to the feminist who is threatening a boycott of Blush; Nina gets a visit from her deceased friend.

A cash-strapped serious journalist reluctantly takes a job with a fashion magazine owned by her father.

Drew (Drew Carey) tries to create a new identity for himself when he finds out he's still listed as deceased. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.

Drew (Drew Carey) gets jealous when Kate (Christa Miller) begins dating a handsome paramedic; Drew and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) try to end their feud.

Drew (Drew Carey) tries to stop Lewis (Ryan Stiles) from going to hell based on what he believes to be a coma-induced prophecy. Guest stars Gary Coleman, Jimmie Walker, Kim Fields and Thea Vidale.

Drew hires Oswald to help him arrange personal deliveries of the store's Easter baskets, a decision he soon regrets.

Bill and Lisa (Phil Hartman, Maura Tierney) book Jerry Seinfeld (guest starring as himself) as a guest on their new program, saving them from disaster.

Proud to be the strangest person on staff, Matthew (Andy Dick) is challenged by the appearance of an odd temp (guest star French Stewart).

A futuristic WNYX operates in outer space; guest Bobbie Brown.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) hires a lawyer (guest star Norm MacDonald) when Matthew (Andy Dick) is injured while playing a game in the office.

Ann's complaint over a mistake in her phone bill leads to trouble with the Secret Service.

Ann learns another woman is eyeing David.

Against her better judgment, Ann allows Julie to accept a job.

Julie is jealous when her blind date seems to prefer Ann over her.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Louise's jealousy upsets the plans for her and George's 30th anniversary.

The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

The precinct experiences a black-out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

Keith cons Laurie into posing as his date in order to make a girl jealous.

The Partridges are models of home electricity conservation.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

Jeannie wants Tony to run for governor, with Roger's enthusiastic approval.

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Darrin soon regrets forbidding Sam to use witchcraft; Endora is hoping Samantha will leave him.

Arthur panics at the thought of spending a weekend alone with Walter.

Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding.

Alice's date with a balloonist gets out of hand when she and the gang become trapped in a runaway balloon.

Tommy catches gambling fever when Mel's mother takes him to the racetrack.

Beverly Ann initiates proceedings to adopt Andy when his foster parents separate.

Beverly Ann's ex-spouse wants to renew their romance.

Andrew's hungry and his nursing mother is at work, so Henry takes the baby to the photo session.

Henry is enraged by Monroe's ineptness at hanging a portrait.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

Mallory becomes upset when her new girlfriend (Robin Morse), a young woman who's interested in architecture, and Elyse become fast friends.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

Ann and Sam's new marriage gets its first big test -- their honeymoon.

Barbara, Mark, Julie and Max offer advice to Ann and Sam as they adjust to married life the second time around.

Louise's jealousy upsets the plans for her and George's 30th anniversary.

The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Actress Kate Capshaw; comic Bobby Kelton; actor Ed Begley Jr.

Becker is irked by a diabetic patient (Peter Siragusa) who refuses to monitor his condition.

Conversations and circumstances make Becker painfully aware of his lack of a sex life.