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Paul and Jamie are planning to host their first Thanksgiving dinner, and have invited both sets of parents. They are forced to scramble for a new plan after Murray eats the turkey.

Paul and Jamie are arguing over their sexual prowess, which creates a tense atmosphere that is obvious to their friends; they lie about the cause, but the lies have repercussions.

Sugarbakers becomes the site of a Southern family feud after Charlene's brother (Gregory Wurster) arrives.

A full moon over Atlanta has the ladies worried about sex, violence and crime.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

George, Lionel and Tom baby-sit newborn Jessica.

George wants a big party for his 50th birthday, but no one else seems interested.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

Danny pretends to be Jewish to date a rabbi's daughter.

Laurie student-teaches Danny's English class.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

Tony, who is terrified of horses, accidentally enters a bucking bronco contest.

Believing it will give Tony more time for her, Jeannie puts his house up for sale.

Samantha's attempts to help a Scottish ghost lead to disaster.

Carol's latest boyfriend provides Maude with greater worries than the national elections.

Maude agrees to go on a TV game-show with Vivian.

Mel's enraged when he learns that his mother told a white lie about his childhood pet.

Mel's dentist falls for Alice when she goes to have a chipped tooth repaired.

Old loves reappear in the lives of Beverly Ann and the girls.

Beverly Ann and the girls relive the '60s when pop stars Fabian and Bobby Rydell arrive in Peekskill for a concert.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

Action from high school football.

Lawrence Welk; David Brenner; writer Ashley Montagu; actress Joan Embery.

Dedicated Dr. John Becker has a heart of gold and an opinion on everything.

Joe and Helen "return the favor" and accidentally burn down the house that Brian owns; Brian prepares for a large insurance check.

A major storm strands the airport gang at a "Singles Mingle" event, where Brian and Casey see some familiar faces.

Jamie's had a bad day, and doesn't want to go to the movies with Paul, but he persuades her to go out to meet Ira's new girlfriend (Marita Geraghty). As they struggle to get across town, they are plagued by turbulent encounters with strangers.

PBS asks the Buchmans to film themselves in their apartment for 15 minutes with no cuts for a "slice of life" documentary; Paul and Jamie become increasingly uncomfortable.

J.D.'s temporary live-in arrangement with Mary Jo threatens to become permanent.

Charlene announces her engagement; Mary Jo and J.D. go their separate ways.

A robber locks Mary, Lester, Sandra and Pee-wee Herman in a toy store.

Mary and Lester face a tax audit.

A fledgling magician (Andrew Keegan) selects Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) to be his assistant, but she accidentally makes him disappear. With Nate Richert.

Sabrina relies on her powers to excel in kung fu class, but her magic backfires in professional competition.

When Sabrina's (Melissa Joan Hart) teacher (guest star Ed Begley Jr.) singles her out, her aunts decide to teach him a few lessons. Kathy Ireland also guest stars.

Mindy is unhappy when her father returns to Boulder with his young bride.

Mindy takes over a newspaper lonely-hearts column and unwittingly leads Jeanie to fall in love with Mork.

Mindy's father reminds Mork and Mindy about the rough moments in the early days of their relationship.

To lift Mindy out of her depression, Mork brings home a friend who thinks he's Peter Pan.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Vicky tries to restore Jack's injured ego.

A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment.

Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

A woman lodges a rape charge against her husband; A master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree; To Yemana's delight, the city legalizes off-track betting.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

George and Louise are stunned by their landlord's plans to evict them.

George persuades Lionel to join his business.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

A teacher's critical remarks plunge Julie into a deep depression.

An ambitious co-worker tries to take over Ann's most important account.

Against his better judgment, Rabinowitz lets Billie fill in as his temporary secretary.

An unlikely Archie becomes a connoisseur of the arts when Jose's garbage paintings become the local rage.

Bogus doctor Walter faces a real medical emergency.

Vivian meets a wall of defiance when Arthur refuses to tell her about his financial woes.

The Partridges bring a lonely millionaire (John Astin) out of his self-imposed isolation.

The Partridges have to hide from a mystery writer to win $25,000 for charity.

Feuding franchise owners cause Hazel's favorite team to lose.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

The president comes to Tony's home while a new genie is in training.

Darrin and Samantha are amazed to learn that Gladys' brother is a brilliant musician.

Samantha learns that Tabitha has inherited her powers of witchcraft.

Actor Burt Reynolds; actor Dom DeLuise; actor Art Carney; Ace Trucking Company.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

While playing repairman, Stanley sets fire to his kitchen -- but Jeffrey thinks it was faulty wiring.

Southern patriarch; Irish comic.

Spoof of "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.".

"Kojak" spoof; lucky rustic.

Fred Scuttle; Fudpucker family.

"Kojak" spoof; lucky rustic.

Fred Scuttle; Fudpucker family.

Nicole and Michael (Staci Keanan, Paul Reiser) find Joey (Greg Evigan) in bed with a woman.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreams her mother (Emma Samms) had married one of her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan).

Michael and Joey go to work for a tough but sexy boss (Terri Garber).

Nicole (Staci Keanan) hopes her dads (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) will be distracted by their attractive new neighbor (Crystal Bernard).

The girls plan to spend a quiet night at the movies before the drive-in closes for good.

A budding romance develops between Blair's mother and Jo's father.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

When Mildred Rafkin comes back searching for her mother's brooch, Jackie suggests hiring a medium for help.

Dennis warns Jodie; Chester undergoes delicate brain surgery.

When their car breaks down on a country road, Benson and Kraus spend the night at a truck stop where Kraus fends off the advances of a burly truck driver.

Benson gets caught up in a sea of red tape when the mayor plans to outlaw breakdancing.

Against her better judgment, Ann allows Julie to accept a job.

Janice vies for first cello in the orchestra.

Parents' Day causes concern for Eric and Maria.

Darlene feigns infatuation with depressed Alan.

A course on marriage angers divorced Charlie.

Samantha announces that she plans to drop out of college and get married.

Samantha announces that she plans to drop out of college and get married.

When Angela's (Judith Light) dating schedule slows down, Tony (Tony Danza) persuades Mona (Katherine Helmond) to entertain her.

Tony (Tony Danza) meets Kathleen's (Kate Vernon) father (Mitchell Ryan) while Angela (Judith Light) baby-sits a little boy (Jonathan Halyalkar).

Tony (Tony Danza) is lonely when Samantha (Alyssa Milano) leaves for college and Angela (Judith Light) is busy with her boyfriend.

Jack asks his staff to evaluate his work anonymously; Maya's suggestion that Nina walk to where she's going results in a sprained ankle.

Vicki gets into trouble with Jack when she offers to do haircuts at Blush; Elliott asks Finch to help get his life organized.

Jack is attracted to the feminist who is threatening a boycott of Blush; Nina gets a visit from her deceased friend.

A cash-strapped serious journalist reluctantly takes a job with a fashion magazine owned by her father.

Drew (Drew Carey) tries to create a new identity for himself when he finds out he's still listed as deceased. With Diedrich Bader and Christa Miller.

Drew (Drew Carey) gets jealous when Kate (Christa Miller) begins dating a handsome paramedic; Drew and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) try to end their feud.

Drew (Drew Carey) tries to stop Lewis (Ryan Stiles) from going to hell based on what he believes to be a coma-induced prophecy. Guest stars Gary Coleman, Jimmie Walker, Kim Fields and Thea Vidale.

Drew hires Oswald to help him arrange personal deliveries of the store's Easter baskets, a decision he soon regrets.

Bill and Lisa (Phil Hartman, Maura Tierney) book Jerry Seinfeld (guest starring as himself) as a guest on their new program, saving them from disaster.

Proud to be the strangest person on staff, Matthew (Andy Dick) is challenged by the appearance of an odd temp (guest star French Stewart).

A futuristic WNYX operates in outer space; guest Bobbie Brown.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) hires a lawyer (guest star Norm MacDonald) when Matthew (Andy Dick) is injured while playing a game in the office.

Ann's complaint over a mistake in her phone bill leads to trouble with the Secret Service.

Ann learns another woman is eyeing David.

Against her better judgment, Ann allows Julie to accept a job.

Julie is jealous when her blind date seems to prefer Ann over her.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Louise's jealousy upsets the plans for her and George's 30th anniversary.

The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

The precinct experiences a black-out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

Keith cons Laurie into posing as his date in order to make a girl jealous.

The Partridges are models of home electricity conservation.

House painters and Hazel drive away George's unwelcome cousin.

A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties.

Jeannie wants Tony to run for governor, with Roger's enthusiastic approval.

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Darrin soon regrets forbidding Sam to use witchcraft; Endora is hoping Samantha will leave him.

Arthur panics at the thought of spending a weekend alone with Walter.

Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding.

Alice's date with a balloonist gets out of hand when she and the gang become trapped in a runaway balloon.

Tommy catches gambling fever when Mel's mother takes him to the racetrack.

Beverly Ann initiates proceedings to adopt Andy when his foster parents separate.

Beverly Ann's ex-spouse wants to renew their romance.

Andrew's hungry and his nursing mother is at work, so Henry takes the baby to the photo session.

Henry is enraged by Monroe's ineptness at hanging a portrait.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

Mallory becomes upset when her new girlfriend (Robin Morse), a young woman who's interested in architecture, and Elyse become fast friends.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

EPW Wrestling is a pro wrestling show based in Booneville, Miss., that host weekly wrestling events.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

Ann and Sam's new marriage gets its first big test -- their honeymoon.

Barbara, Mark, Julie and Max offer advice to Ann and Sam as they adjust to married life the second time around.

Louise's jealousy upsets the plans for her and George's 30th anniversary.

The bank refuses to give Lionel and Jenny a loan.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Actress Kate Capshaw; comic Bobby Kelton; actor Ed Begley Jr.

Becker is irked by a diabetic patient (Peter Siragusa) who refuses to monitor his condition.

Conversations and circumstances make Becker painfully aware of his lack of a sex life.

Everyone tries to locate a courier who leaves a cooler containing the "gift of life" at Helen's lunch counter.

Joe and Helen are delighted to meet their new neighbors, until the newfound friends get a bit too familiar.

Jamie disagrees with Paul's technique when he begins a video on how to meet and date women; at the Buchman's apartment, Ira squares off with an old school friend of Jamie's.

Flashbacks reveal the trials and tribulations of the three months prior to Paul and Jamie's wedding, including the strange happenings the night before the nuptials.

Charlene's wedding is in jeopardy when she finds Bill (Douglas Barr) handcuffed to a scantily clad dancer (Fabiana Udenio).

The women are asked to appear in a photo story on Atlanta's working women.

The police ask Sandra to help snare her larcenous boyfriend (Sam Scarber).

Mary and Lester's 20th wedding anniversary is marred when a family feud erupts.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

George's expansion plans threaten a local bar.

George and Louise look back on their start in the dry-cleaning business.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

At the Twelfth, the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Danny gives Shirley a pin he found, then learns there is a $50 reward.

Shirley dates her high-school sweetheart (George Chakiris).

A portrait of an Italian peasant resembles Hazel.

Harold boasts his father once outperformed a famous athlete.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In.".

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tabitha's witchcraft, a Ouija board and a ghost help Larry keep a client.

Maude and Walter have different reactions to an evening of mate-swapping.

Maude is determined to keep her neighbors from arming themselves after her home is burglarized.

Vera and Elliot's landlady falls in love with Mel after she invites him to her apartment for dinner.

Vera ends up in the hospital when she attempts to save some baby birds.

Blair unwittingly pairs Charlie with a 23-year-old.

Blair learns that her test score, not the influence of her parents, will decide if she is admitted to law school.

Henry's bowled over when he attends a friend's second marriage and discovers the bride is young enough to be the man's daughter.

Two hapless brothers are hired by the Rushes to convert their attic into an apartment for Iris.

At the banking conference in Chicago, Alex refuses to tell his boss (Melinda Culea) what happened the night before.

In Chicago, Rebecca gets steamed when Alex refuses to tell her what happened the night before.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

At the Twelfth, the detectives sample Wojo's girlfriend's brownies before anyone realizes that her recipe included an ample portion of hashish.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Talk show host Dick Cavett; actress Rebecca Holden.

Reggie distributes misinformation to Becker and Jake when they pry into her personal affairs.

Becker regrets going on a blind date; Reggie dates a man who is just too nice.