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"Sidewalk Fall Fiasco.".

A tenant is accused of stealing Covid relief funds from her landlord; she admits to cashing a relief check intended for him but claims he'd already received aid and that her apartment was uninhabitable.

In a mall parking lot, an unlicensed and uninsured teen driver backs into a retired police officer's car; she refuses to hand over any information at the scene and blames him for the accident.

Jermaine and Jazzmin want to get married, even though each believes the other is cheating, and they want their phones unlocked to find out the truth; Tasherra wants to give her mother, Tara, and father, William, a second chance at love, but the trust issues might be too much to overcome.

After catching Mike cheating with a neighbor, Janeka installed cameras, but Mike turns them off, and she says she has found other women's hair in their car; Octavia survived a nightmare when her ex threatened to kill himself and their daughter, and she thought Dorian would help her heal, but, six months in, she's questioning everything.

Erica thinks her children's father is cheating with her friend; Eva fears that the man who turned her life around is unfaithful with several women, including prostitutes.

Yolonda Williams takes viewers on a non-stop, interactive adventure across the Metroplex. Go behind the scenes with Yolonda and walk away with a whole new definition of "fun"! It's a fast-paced ride across North Texas, Yolonda style!

After Abishola has a romantic dream about Bob, she tries to suppress her feelings for him and pays the price.

A mother and son are no longer on speaking terms after a deal to purchase a van falls apart; a mechanical engineer and a programmer fight over profits from their shared cryptocurrency mining business.

Both parties seek the 10K court maximum when a real-estate purchase 10 miles south of the border goes awry; new homeowner is accused of illegally evicting the previous owner.

Sheldon finds himself at odds with Paige when she considers enrolling at East Texas Tech.; Mary seeks June's advice when looking for a change.

When Sheldon has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient; Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.

Raj faces deportation if he does not find a job; Leonard and Penny deal with Howard as a third wheel.

Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable investment; a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.

Three players compete.

Contestants face the six iconic categories in hope of winning $20,000.

Ross is suspicious about Rachel's possible job offer from a good-looking stranger (Steven Eckholdt); Chandler can't remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party.

Ross becomes jealous when he hears Rachel's new co-worker (Steven Eckholdt) whispering sweet nothings to her.

Jerry tries to evade a vengeful writer; Kramer agrees to be a witness at a friend's trial; George woos an executive.

Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.

Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

Mike returns home after a two-month road trip; a tornado heads toward Outdoor Man and the Baxter family home.

Mike asks Ryan to let Boyd walk home by himself; Kyle and Ed hold a doomsday preparation meeting; Mandy and Eve keep a secret from Vanessa.

Erica and Geoff decide to throw a party to prove that they can still have fun as a young, engaged couple; Beverly presses the school faculty to put together a "Fame"-themed send-off for the senior class.

Geoff and Erica realize they are in different places in college; Beverly tries to find a new purpose in her life as she seeks political office as the city comptroller.

When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee.

Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

RotoRazer is the world's greatest jigsaw, circular saw, band saw, tile saw and hacksaw all-in-one amazing easy to use tool!

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After another "Miracle Girl" moment, Amy reconsiders her role at the Youth Centre; Jack misses Lisa, especially after Tim and Jessica are forced to move into the house.

Protecting endangered sea turtles in Thailand; treating and releasing injured and newly-hatched turtles.

Scientists try to unravel the mysteries of the giant Pacific octopus in Alaska; a close encounter.

Rabida, the red island island in Ecuador's Galapagos Islands; Darwin finches; sea lions; pelicans.

Spider monkeys; jungle survival skills; a night hike in search of insects and amphibians.

The birth of a nyala antelope; endangered rhinos; dung beetles; a cheetah on a kill; Zulu warriors.

Marine iguanas; sea lions; Sally Lightfoot crabs.

A look behind the scenes at the Big 12 Conference.

In this compelling investigation, John Walsh delves into OmegaXL and its natural origins. Discover how this innovative supplement can provide relief from joint pain and improve your quality of life, all grounded in extensive research.

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Join Cindy Crawford as she talks to real customers about the breakthrough skincare system that keeps them looking their best. Take a trip to the stunning French countryside to see the rare French melon that defies the aging process.

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Running into Richard at the video store tests Monica's willpower; Joey agrees to read "Little Women.".

Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, "Smelly Cat," a commercial success; Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.

Recapping the previous week's games; looking ahead to the upcoming ACC Football game on CW.

From the KFC Yum! Center in Louisville, Ky.

From Cameron Indoor Stadium in Durham, N.C.

A look back at the Boston bar "where everybody knows your name," with cast and creators of "Cheers" sharing the spark that made it one of TV's greatest comedies.

"Touched by an Angel" star Roma Downey and executive producer Martha Williamson reflect on the moving stories of faith, hope, and inspiration that captivated millions.

Rob is surprised by the unexpected charms emanating from the capital city of Ethiopia, Addis Ababa.

Jenny Anchondo showcases all things Fresh, Unique and New (F.U.N.) in and around north Texas.

Southern Hostess, Vera Stewart, invites you to make classic recipes with a twist, gain modern etiquette tips and entertain like a pro.

Hondo and the team race to save Buck, their former unit leader, when he goes off grid and they fear he plans to harm himself.

The team searches for an escaped convict who plans to kill Tan and every member of law enforcement who helped put him in prison years ago; Chris comes face to face with internal corruption.

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Pastor Mark Jeske shares the Good News of Jesus Christ in a weekly dose of straight talk and hope.

Religious service.

Taking the Good News of Jesus Christ into the world; being a light in the darkness; applying the Gospel to daily living.

Vision Television host Gerald Flurry presents a weekly analysis of world events. Through the perspective of biblical prophecy, Flurry delivers messages of warning, often about issues concerning the growing power and influence of the European Union. From the studios of the Philadelphia Church of God, "The Key of David" attempts to stand out among today's modern devotional programming. Its viewers h

Perry Stone hosts this exciting program that deals with in-depth prophetic and practical studies of the Word of God; Manna-fest is a resource to help you better understand where we are now in light of Bible prophecy.

A focus on the prophetic significance of national and international events. Hosted by Tim Moore and Nathan Jones.

It's my desire that through Jesus Christ, you will know real life!

Featuring a variety of politicians and newsmakers discussing the latest political news from the nation's capital.

Through teaching and preaching from the Bible, Jonathan Shuttlesworth ignites faith and empowers people to make a mark on their generation, so they will never be the same in Jesus' Name.

Elevate Life Church was founded by Pastors Keith & Sheila Craft in 2000 and is located in Frisco, TX; as a leadership-based culture, they believe if you elevate your thinking, you can elevate your life.

Through teaching and preaching from the Bible, Jonathan Shuttlesworth ignites faith and empowers people to make a mark on their generation, so they will never be the same in Jesus' Name.

At Milestone Church, we believe the local church is more than a place of worship-it's a movement of hope; rooted in the love of Jesus, we're committed to meeting both spiritual and practical needs in our community; learn more milestonechurch.com.

A monthly gubernatorial press conference covers current political and public affairs.

Bob Mauldin explores Texas in this adventure reality series.

From Carmichael Arena in Chapel Hill, N.C.

This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. The family includes loving, blue-haired matriarch Marge, troublemaking son Bart, overachieving daughter Lisa

This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. The family includes loving, blue-haired matriarch Marge, troublemaking son Bart, overachieving daughter Lisa

When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church.

When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff.

When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming Pastor Jeff's marriage counselor; Sheldon and Missy spend their first afternoon home alone.

Sheldon makes friends with an upperclassman who introduces him to a new field of science; Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life.

A fight between two homeless men leads to an arrest and an ambulance ride; a custody battle at a bar leads to an arrest; a car accident creates dangerous conditions for other drivers.

Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) was never thrilled to have to go undercover as a competitor in a beauty pageant. Now Gracie, who works for the FBI, is dealing with some very public attention thanks to her waltz down the runway. Her overnight celebrity does not impress her new partner, Sam Fuller (Regina King). But the pair has to put aside their differences when one of Gracie's former beauty queen pa

Phoebe can't communicate with her new boyfriend, a UN diplomat who doesn't speak English; Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel.

A remorseful Ross tries to prevent Rachel from learning his disturbing secret; Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey spend a night eavesdropping.

Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate.

Tommy is on the road in Houston, Texas with Corridor Rescue; Houston K911; Houston Humane Society; a visit to Emancipet low-cost vet clinics.

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.

Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.

Vanessa thinks Eve should be more supportive of having a woman president; Mike and Mandy wonder what they have in common.

When Professor Proton asks Leonard for help with an experiment, Sheldon retaliates by befriending Proton's rival, Bill Nye.

When a mistake comes to light, Sheldon makes Leonard walk a mile in his shoes; Penny decides to confront Raj's ex.

Upon their return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess a secret that could affect the future of their relationship; Barry and Beverly openly admit their love of ice dancing and explore their shared passion together.

Sheldon and George Sr. have dinner with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor; Georgie gives Missy some brotherly advice when Mary won't let her go to the school dance; Dale and June convince Meemaw to attend their son's wedding.

Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant; Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a business venture.

Wolowitz and Leonard decide to check out a local bar on Ladies' Night.

Koothrappali and Leonard take Wolowitz to Las Vegas; Sheldon is forced to bunk with Penny when he gets locked out of his apartment.

The guys check out a replica of the iconic Blues Mobile; Corey and Chumlee check out a blueprint of the original electric chair; Rick's desk is falling to pieces.

The guys look at a coat custom-made for Elvis Presley; Chumlee checks out a Mercedes-Benz golf cart; the guys tease Rick about his bald head.

Jenny Anchondo showcases all things Fresh, Unique and New (F.U.N.) in and around north Texas.

When Jon and his fiancee, Kayla, argue about cheating, things turn violent; Darlissa says she is tired of her boyfriend controlling every aspect of her life.

"Trainer Tantrum.".

A veteran makes several rookie mistakes when he purchases his first home and is sued for thousands by tenants that came with the property; a questionable inspection does little to back up his claims of property damage.

A single mother exposes her own criminal doings when she decides to sue a friend for car repairs; her friend also admits to being complicit in obstructing a police investigation.

Rashay thinks her fiancé, Daren, has been cheating on her throughout their 11-year relationship; Daren says he's no cheater and wants to save what they've built; Da'shelle has been searching for her biological father all of her life and was told that Cornelius is the man; he wanted a DNA test but was denied getting one.

Steve takes a trip down memory lane, revisiting some of the funniest, most lighthearted moments and unforgettable guests ever to hit the stage, in an episode packed with laughs, surprises and classic Steve reactions.

Maggie and her boyfriend, Juan, were both diagnosed with an STD, and a friend tries to convince her that Juan is a sex addict; Leeanthony's girlfriend is furious when she learns that he thinks she cheated with his best friend.

Yolonda Williams takes viewers on a non-stop, interactive adventure across the Metroplex. Go behind the scenes with Yolonda and walk away with a whole new definition of "fun"! It's a fast-paced ride across North Texas, Yolonda style!

Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency.

Parents dispute over who should pay for their daughter's braces and travel.

A state park in North Dakota is the setting for a family-friendly trail ride that ends in chaos; an off-leash dog attacks the lead horse, riders are thrown to the ground, and a pony is severely injured.

The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner.

Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor; a university cocktail party gets heated when Dr. Sturgis' colleague flirts with Meemaw; Georgie is heartbroken when he learns Veronica has a boyfriend.

Sheldon seeks revenge on his nemesis, Wil Wheaton; Wolowitz wants Penny to set him up with one of her friends.

Sheldon and Amy try to use math to eliminate wedding planning stress; Koothrappali "breaks up" with Wolowitz after realizing he is hurting his confidence.

Max and Ellis go under cover to catch a pool shark's killer; Max's mom, Vivienne, is miraculously back from the grave, and she's brought back a vengeful crime lord in pursuit of her, which puts them all in the crosshairs.

Maggie tries to embrace her new life at the Crossing as she struggles to move past the loss she suffered the night of the diner fire.

Excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, lonely Ross visits his ex-wife (Jane Sibbett); Phoebe's cab runs out of gas and the stranded gang turns to Ross for help.

Phoebe's brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; Monica gets a huge tip from an admirer.

Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him.

Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat.

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.

Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith.

Mike looks forward to spending alone time in the garage with his new 1967 Impala, but the car's previous owner keeps showing up with uninvited advice; Vanessa lets Eve go to a music festival, angering Mandy.

Mike has a difficult time treating Kristin like an employee rather than his daughter; Kyle and Mandy hope Ed wants their help rekindling his romance with Wendi.

Barry comes face-to-face with his ex-girlfriends and their boyfriends during Erica and Geoff's joint bachelor/bachelorette party; Adam intervenes when Lou takes over the planning of the wedding video.

Bill is getting married and Beverly and Jane have only 24 hours to plan it; a fortune teller at the wedding reception could change the future for Adam, Erica and Barry's romantic life.

Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to keep Ebun and the new pastor's flirtation from growing; Bob is thrown for a loop when Goodwin leaves MaxDot for a better job at Christina's company.

Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

The guys check out a Honda Pilot ATV; a seller brings in a signed photo of the Rolling Stones; Chumlee brings his pet goldfish into the shop.

A Gibson Super Jumbo guitar once owned by Peggy Eames is brought into the shop; Corey and the Old Man check out a Buck Rogers tin rocket; Chumlee decides to put some graffiti art on the shop's exterior.

Jenny Anchondo showcases all things Fresh, Unique and New (F.U.N.) in and around north Texas.

Mykail, the friend of former guest Justin, questions if Shaitassia set Justin up to be killed because she found out that he was cheating on her; Jeffrey insists he had nothing to do with girlfriend Amber's cause of death, reported to be an overdose.

"TV Installation Anger.".

After mauling a runner, a pit bull lunges at a police officer and is pepper sprayed; the pet owner insists his dogs are friendly and claims the runner provoked them.

An uninsured driver going 70mph smashes into a vehicle caught in a traffic standstill on the highway; a mother driving her son to college suffers extensive injuries when their car is flipped upon impact; the negligent driver denies being at fault.

Before Lakeisha moves in with longtime boyfriend Michael, she wants his phone to be unlocked, because she's convinced that he's hiding something; Akeryonna's home was robbed and she believes her sister, Alexandra, was behind it; Alexandra insists she's innocent and is ready to clear her name with a lie detector test.

Newlywed Nas admits he cheated, yet he's suspicious every time Madeline picks up her phone or goes out with friends; Luis says he was told his girlfriend, Jubeleece, cheated with one of his friends, and he once caught her telling another man she loved him; Jubeleece fiercely denies ever hooking up with any of his friends and is ready to prove her innocence with a lie detector test.

Bando says a baby's mother is after his fame and fortune; David says he cannot be a child's father because the boy does not have the crooked-toe trait prevalent in his family; Tomika's ex and his new girlfriend say Tomika is an opportunist.

Yolonda Williams takes viewers on a non-stop, interactive adventure across the Metroplex. Go behind the scenes with Yolonda and walk away with a whole new definition of "fun"! It's a fast-paced ride across North Texas, Yolonda style!

Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers; Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola.

A woman goes after her ex-lover for the $10,000 court max accusing him of theft, larceny and emotional distress; a friendship of 30 years ends when a man volunteers to cash a check for a friend.

After paying $3K for the diamond ring of her dreams, a bride-to-be discovers that the band does not fit; the online ring-seller claims he received the jewelry as collateral for posting bail for a family member.

Missy's first disappointment in love triggers a series of events that leads the Cooper family to the edge of an abyss.

Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around; Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for picture day.

Sheldon teaches Leonard how to understand football; a kite-fighting incident threatens Howard and Raj's friendship.

Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments to discover which two would be most qualified to be the best man and the maid of honor at their wedding; Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.

WWE's hottest up-and-coming Superstars compete to prove they've got what it takes; more than just evolution, it's a revolution; the entertainers, the leading men and women, the WWE Superstars of tomorrow.

Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark; Monica dates a millionaire.

Monica's aunt dies and leaves her an antique dollhouse that she doesn't want Phoebe to play with; Rachel regrets making a date for Chandler and her boss, Joanna; Joey's interest in Kate intensifies.

Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal.

Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers.

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home.

When Eve's annoying friend needs a place to stay, Mike tries to pawn her off on someone else; conflict ensues after Kristin asks Mandy to design new uniforms for the Outdoor Man Grill.

Vanessa is upset when Eve doesn't want to participate in a holiday tradition; Kristin learns that Mandy is lying about where she and Kyle will be on Thanksgiving.

After learning no one made the deposit on the wedding venue, Geoff scrambles to help fix the oversight before Beverly finds out; making matters worse, a storm threatens to jeopardize the event.

Beverly's meddling in Adam's relationship with Brea leads to a confrontation with her divorced mother; Barry struggles to reunite the JTP following his breakup with Ren.

Bob reconsiders his future at MaxDot and seeks advice from an unexpected source; Abishola questions Bob's erratic behavior.

Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves.

The guys check out a collection of sex education records from 1948; Corey and Chumlee check out a blue book from the Las Vegas Sheriff's Department; the shop gets a new intern.

A WWII Enigma machine is brought into the shop; Corey and the Old Man check out a photo of old west gunfighter Doc Holiday; Corey's big-spending ways have him strapped for cash.

Jenny Anchondo showcases all things Fresh, Unique and New (F.U.N.) in and around north Texas.

Jaylen says he wants to believe that his girlfriend is telling the truth about being raped by his friend, but he has doubts about her story; Anthony claims to have seen his brother try to sexually assault Anthony's girlfriend while she was asleep.

"Mechanic Mayhem.".

A mom decides to go all-in and purchase a mega-waterslide for her annual family get-together; she winds up suing a business owner for $8K, claiming everything from delivery to set-up went wrong.

A California skate park that once attracted competitors from around the world goes out of business, leaving partners fighting over thousands left on an unpaid loan.

Ty suspects her fiancé of secretly hooking up with her best friend, Shayla, who admits they hang out but insists it's strictly platonic; Denisha says biological father Dennis' absence shaped the painful choices she made growing up; he acknowledges that he wasn't a perfect father but insists he always cared for her.

Gloria trusted her friend Joseph to watch her dog, Champ, while she attended a family funeral, but when she returned, Joseph told her Champ ran away, while two friends say they heard the dog yelping in pain and saw a gash on his head before he disappeared; Lauren rarely lets anyone into her home, and the one time she did, a valuable human-hair wig went missing: her prime suspect is her best friend

Laketha suspects Jayvon is cheating on her; Michelle found panties and Jamie insists they belong to his mother.

Yolonda Williams takes viewers on a non-stop, interactive adventure across the Metroplex. Go behind the scenes with Yolonda and walk away with a whole new definition of "fun"! It's a fast-paced ride across North Texas, Yolonda style!

With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie.

When a woman bails her sister's car out of impound, she expects repayment; a woman accuses her cousin of disguising himself in order to use her Lyft account.

A young mother of four claims her $7,000 tummy tuck was a gift from a parent and was never designed to be a loan; her unemployed mother, who charged the surgery on her credit card, tells a different story.

Sheldon and Missy both run away from home together; Mary gets some upsetting news about her husband, George.

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks an answer wrong on Sheldon's test; Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.

Sheldon tries to make peace when Leonard and Penny get into an argument.

Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo; Amy and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments; Bert replaces Wolowitz in the band; Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.

Police figure out a dispute between the owner of a car and a tow yard; a traffic stop leads to the seizure of a machine gun and drugs; police find more than they bargained for in an abandoned house.

A combative driver provides officers with suspicious information and then attempts to flee; a neighbor tips off officers that a suspect just got home; a domestic violence call leads to an investigation where police must figure out who to charge.

Monica considers accepting a dream job in Pete's new restaurant but fears there is more to the deal; Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel.

The gang goes to the opening night of Joey's plays; Rachel brings a date (Ben Stiller) to make Ross jealous; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his co-star provides some comfort.

Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date.

Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.

A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.