2026-01-25 00:00 Fast and Functional 00:30 Sports with Daniel Esteve 01:00 Texas & O's 01:30 Inside the 12 A look behind the scenes at the Big 12 Conference. 02:00 Hope for Pain Sufferers In this compelling investigation, John Walsh delves into OmegaXL and its natural origins. Discover how this innovative supplement can provide relief from joint pain and improve your quality of life, all grounded in extensive research. 02:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 03:00 Cindy Crawford talks about the latest breakthroughs in skincare Join Cindy Crawford as she talks to real customers about the breakthrough skincare system that keeps them looking their best. Take a trip to the stunning French countryside to see the rare French melon that defies the aging process. 03:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 04:00 Friends Running into Richard at the video store tests Monica's willpower; Joey agrees to read "Little Women.". 04:30 Friends Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, "Smelly Cat," a commercial success; Chandler dates a woman with a handicap. 05:00 ACC This Week Recapping the previous week's games; looking ahead to the upcoming ACC Football game on CW. 05:30 Live: College Basketball From the KFC Yum! Center in Louisville, Ky. 07:45 Live: College Basketball From Cameron Indoor Stadium in Durham, N.C. 10:00 TV We Love A look back at the Boston bar "where everybody knows your name," with cast and creators of "Cheers" sharing the spark that made it one of TV's greatest comedies. 11:00 TV We Love "Touched by an Angel" star Roma Downey and executive producer Martha Williamson reflect on the moving stories of faith, hope, and inspiration that captivated millions. 12:00 The Big Game Tailgate 12:30 Raw Travel Rob is surprised by the unexpected charms emanating from the capital city of Ethiopia, Addis Ababa. 13:00 Cook Dad Cook 13:30 Inside DFW with Jenny Anchondo Jenny Anchondo showcases all things Fresh, Unique and New (F.U.N.) in and around north Texas. 14:30 The VeryVera Show Southern Hostess, Vera Stewart, invites you to make classic recipes with a twist, gain modern etiquette tips and entertain like a pro. 15:00 Texas Style Wrestling 16:00 Reality of Wrestling 17:00 S.W.A.T. Hondo and the team race to save Buck, their former unit leader, when he goes off grid and they fear he plans to harm himself. 18:00 S.W.A.T. The team searches for an escaped convict who plans to kill Tan and every member of law enforcement who helped put him in prison years ago; Chris comes face to face with internal corruption. 19:00 Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit! WalkFit® Platinum - A Customizable Orthotic to Relieve Your Body Pain at an Unbeatable Price. Over 25 million people have improved the quality of their lives! 19:30 Ideal Prostate+ Provides Safe Natural Relief Ideal Prostate is the only Prostate Formula with a patented blend to relieve both PROSTATE & BLADDER Symptoms. Tune in for a Special TV offer! 20:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 20:30 Time of Grace Pastor Mark Jeske shares the Good News of Jesus Christ in a weekly dose of straight talk and hope. 21:00 Catholic Mass Religious service. 21:30 Daily Living with Father Chapin Taking the Good News of Jesus Christ into the world; being a light in the darkness; applying the Gospel to daily living. 22:00 The Key of David Vision Television host Gerald Flurry presents a weekly analysis of world events. Through the perspective of biblical prophecy, Flurry delivers messages of warning, often about issues concerning the growing power and influence of the European Union. From the studios of the Philadelphia Church of God, "The Key of David" attempts to stand out among today's modern devotional programming. Its viewers h 22:30 Manna Fest With Perry Stone Perry Stone hosts this exciting program that deals with in-depth prophetic and practical studies of the Word of God; Manna-fest is a resource to help you better understand where we are now in light of Bible prophecy. 23:00 Christ in Prophecy A focus on the prophetic significance of national and international events. Hosted by Tim Moore and Nathan Jones. 23:30 Jack Hibbs -- Real Life It's my desire that through Jesus Christ, you will know real life!
2026-01-26 00:00 The Hill Sunday With Chris Stirewalt Featuring a variety of politicians and newsmakers discussing the latest political news from the nation's capital. 01:00 Jonathan Shuttlesworth Through teaching and preaching from the Bible, Jonathan Shuttlesworth ignites faith and empowers people to make a mark on their generation, so they will never be the same in Jesus' Name. 01:30 Elevate Life with Keith Craft Elevate Life Church was founded by Pastors Keith & Sheila Craft in 2000 and is located in Frisco, TX; as a leadership-based culture, they believe if you elevate your thinking, you can elevate your life. 02:00 Jonathan Shuttlesworth Through teaching and preaching from the Bible, Jonathan Shuttlesworth ignites faith and empowers people to make a mark on their generation, so they will never be the same in Jesus' Name. 02:30 Milestone Church At Milestone Church, we believe the local church is more than a place of worship-it's a movement of hope; rooted in the love of Jesus, we're committed to meeting both spiritual and practical needs in our community; learn more milestonechurch.com. 03:00 State of Texas A monthly gubernatorial press conference covers current political and public affairs. 03:30 Expedition: Texas Bob Mauldin explores Texas in this adventure reality series. 04:00 Live: Women's College Basketball From Carmichael Arena in Chapel Hill, N.C. 06:00 The Simpsons This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. The family includes loving, blue-haired matriarch Marge, troublemaking son Bart, overachieving daughter Lisa 06:30 The Simpsons This long-running animated comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. The family includes loving, blue-haired matriarch Marge, troublemaking son Bart, overachieving daughter Lisa 07:00 Bob Hearts Abishola When Ebun attempts to establish herself as matriarch, Olu worries she's losing her place in the family; Bob and Abishola are forced to choose sides; Tunde is appointed interim deacon at church. 07:30 Bob Hearts Abishola When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff. 08:00 Young Sheldon When Mary takes a job as church secretary, she finds herself becoming Pastor Jeff's marriage counselor; Sheldon and Missy spend their first afternoon home alone. 08:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon makes friends with an upperclassman who introduces him to a new field of science; Mary and George disagree on how to handle Sheldon's blossoming social life. 09:00 Police 24/7 A fight between two homeless men leads to an arrest and an ambulance ride; a custody battle at a bar leads to an arrest; a car accident creates dangerous conditions for other drivers. 09:30 Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) was never thrilled to have to go undercover as a competitor in a beauty pageant. Now Gracie, who works for the FBI, is dealing with some very public attention thanks to her waltz down the runway. Her overnight celebrity does not impress her new partner, Sam Fuller (Regina King). But the pair has to put aside their differences when one of Gracie's former beauty queen pa 12:00 Friends Phoebe can't communicate with her new boyfriend, a UN diplomat who doesn't speak English; Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel. 12:30 Friends A remorseful Ross tries to prevent Rachel from learning his disturbing secret; Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Joey spend a night eavesdropping. 13:00 Seinfeld Jerry and George try to write the pilot for their series; Kramer solicits cigars from the Cuban consulate. 13:30 To the Rescue Tommy is on the road in Houston, Texas with Corridor Rescue; Houston K911; Houston Humane Society; a visit to Emancipet low-cost vet clinics. 14:00 Two and a Half Men Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women. 14:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith. 15:00 Last Man Standing Vanessa thinks Eve should be more supportive of having a woman president; Mike and Mandy wonder what they have in common. 15:30 The Big Bang Theory When Professor Proton asks Leonard for help with an experiment, Sheldon retaliates by befriending Proton's rival, Bill Nye. 16:00 The Big Bang Theory When a mistake comes to light, Sheldon makes Leonard walk a mile in his shoes; Penny decides to confront Raj's ex. 16:30 The Goldbergs Upon their return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess a secret that could affect the future of their relationship; Barry and Beverly openly admit their love of ice dancing and explore their shared passion together. 17:00 Young Sheldon Sheldon and George Sr. have dinner with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor; Georgie gives Missy some brotherly advice when Mary won't let her go to the school dance; Dale and June convince Meemaw to attend their son's wedding. 17:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant; Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a business venture. 18:00 The Big Bang Theory Wolowitz and Leonard decide to check out a local bar on Ladies' Night. 18:30 The Big Bang Theory Koothrappali and Leonard take Wolowitz to Las Vegas; Sheldon is forced to bunk with Penny when he gets locked out of his apartment. 19:00 Pawn Stars The guys check out a replica of the iconic Blues Mobile; Corey and Chumlee check out a blueprint of the original electric chair; Rick's desk is falling to pieces. 19:30 Pawn Stars The guys look at a coat custom-made for Elvis Presley; Chumlee checks out a Mercedes-Benz golf cart; the guys tease Rick about his bald head. 20:00 Live: Morning in America With Adrienne Bankert 21:00 Morning in America 23:00 Inside DFW with Jenny Anchondo Jenny Anchondo showcases all things Fresh, Unique and New (F.U.N.) in and around north Texas.
2026-01-27 00:00 The Steve Wilkos Show When Jon and his fiancee, Kayla, argue about cheating, things turn violent; Darlissa says she is tired of her boyfriend controlling every aspect of her life. 01:00 The People's Court "Trainer Tantrum.". 02:00 Tribunal Justice A veteran makes several rookie mistakes when he purchases his first home and is sued for thousands by tenants that came with the property; a questionable inspection does little to back up his claims of property damage. 02:30 Tribunal Justice A single mother exposes her own criminal doings when she decides to sue a friend for car repairs; her friend also admits to being complicit in obstructing a police investigation. 03:00 Karamo Rashay thinks her fiancé, Daren, has been cheating on her throughout their 11-year relationship; Daren says he's no cheater and wants to save what they've built; Da'shelle has been searching for her biological father all of her life and was told that Cornelius is the man; he wanted a DNA test but was denied getting one. 04:00 The Steve Wilkos Show Steve takes a trip down memory lane, revisiting some of the funniest, most lighthearted moments and unforgettable guests ever to hit the stage, in an episode packed with laughs, surprises and classic Steve reactions. 05:00 Maury Maggie and her boyfriend, Juan, were both diagnosed with an STD, and a friend tries to convince her that Juan is a sex addict; Leeanthony's girlfriend is furious when she learns that he thinks she cheated with his best friend. 06:00 Fun on the Run with Yolonda Yolonda Williams takes viewers on a non-stop, interactive adventure across the Metroplex. Go behind the scenes with Yolonda and walk away with a whole new definition of "fun"! It's a fast-paced ride across North Texas, Yolonda style! 06:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob and Abishola finally go on a proper date, which is interrupted by Dottie's medical emergency. 07:00 Judy Justice Parents dispute over who should pay for their daughter's braces and travel. 07:30 Judy Justice A state park in North Dakota is the setting for a family-friendly trail ride that ends in chaos; an off-leash dog attacks the lead horse, riders are thrown to the ground, and a pony is severely injured. 08:00 Young Sheldon The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner. 08:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor; a university cocktail party gets heated when Dr. Sturgis' colleague flirts with Meemaw; Georgie is heartbroken when he learns Veronica has a boyfriend. 09:00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon seeks revenge on his nemesis, Wil Wheaton; Wolowitz wants Penny to set him up with one of her friends. 09:30 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon and Amy try to use math to eliminate wedding planning stress; Koothrappali "breaks up" with Wolowitz after realizing he is hurting his confidence. 10:00 Wild Cards Max and Ellis go under cover to catch a pool shark's killer; Max's mom, Vivienne, is miraculously back from the grave, and she's brought back a vengeful crime lord in pursuit of her, which puts them all in the crosshairs. 11:00 Sullivan's Crossing Maggie tries to embrace her new life at the Crossing as she struggles to move past the loss she suffered the night of the diner fire. 12:00 Friends Excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, lonely Ross visits his ex-wife (Jane Sibbett); Phoebe's cab runs out of gas and the stranded gang turns to Ross for help. 12:30 Friends Phoebe's brother wants to marry a woman twice his age; Monica gets a huge tip from an admirer. 13:00 Seinfeld Jerry tries to explain to his visiting parents (Liz Sheridan, Barney Martin) the whereabouts of a gift they once gave him. 13:30 Seinfeld Elaine, Jerry and George go to India for the wedding of Elaine's friend (Brenda Strong); Kramer's death threat. 14:00 Two and a Half Men Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 14:30 Two and a Half Men Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith. 15:00 Last Man Standing Mike looks forward to spending alone time in the garage with his new 1967 Impala, but the car's previous owner keeps showing up with uninvited advice; Vanessa lets Eve go to a music festival, angering Mandy. 15:30 Last Man Standing Mike has a difficult time treating Kristin like an employee rather than his daughter; Kyle and Mandy hope Ed wants their help rekindling his romance with Wendi. 16:00 The Goldbergs Barry comes face-to-face with his ex-girlfriends and their boyfriends during Erica and Geoff's joint bachelor/bachelorette party; Adam intervenes when Lou takes over the planning of the wedding video. 16:30 The Goldbergs Bill is getting married and Beverly and Jane have only 24 hours to plan it; a fortune teller at the wedding reception could change the future for Adam, Erica and Barry's romantic life. 17:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to keep Ebun and the new pastor's flirtation from growing; Bob is thrown for a loop when Goodwin leaves MaxDot for a better job at Christina's company. 17:30 Live PD Presents 18:00 iCRIME With Elizabeth Vargas Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves. 18:30 iCRIME With Elizabeth Vargas Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves. 19:00 Pawn Stars The guys check out a Honda Pilot ATV; a seller brings in a signed photo of the Rolling Stones; Chumlee brings his pet goldfish into the shop. 19:30 Pawn Stars A Gibson Super Jumbo guitar once owned by Peggy Eames is brought into the shop; Corey and the Old Man check out a Buck Rogers tin rocket; Chumlee decides to put some graffiti art on the shop's exterior. 20:00 Morning in America 21:00 Morning in America 23:00 Inside DFW with Jenny Anchondo Jenny Anchondo showcases all things Fresh, Unique and New (F.U.N.) in and around north Texas.
2026-01-28 00:00 The Steve Wilkos Show Mykail, the friend of former guest Justin, questions if Shaitassia set Justin up to be killed because she found out that he was cheating on her; Jeffrey insists he had nothing to do with girlfriend Amber's cause of death, reported to be an overdose. 01:00 The People's Court "TV Installation Anger.". 02:00 Tribunal Justice After mauling a runner, a pit bull lunges at a police officer and is pepper sprayed; the pet owner insists his dogs are friendly and claims the runner provoked them. 02:30 Tribunal Justice An uninsured driver going 70mph smashes into a vehicle caught in a traffic standstill on the highway; a mother driving her son to college suffers extensive injuries when their car is flipped upon impact; the negligent driver denies being at fault. 03:00 Karamo Before Lakeisha moves in with longtime boyfriend Michael, she wants his phone to be unlocked, because she's convinced that he's hiding something; Akeryonna's home was robbed and she believes her sister, Alexandra, was behind it; Alexandra insists she's innocent and is ready to clear her name with a lie detector test. 04:00 The Steve Wilkos Show Newlywed Nas admits he cheated, yet he's suspicious every time Madeline picks up her phone or goes out with friends; Luis says he was told his girlfriend, Jubeleece, cheated with one of his friends, and he once caught her telling another man she loved him; Jubeleece fiercely denies ever hooking up with any of his friends and is ready to prove her innocence with a lie detector test. 05:00 Maury Bando says a baby's mother is after his fame and fortune; David says he cannot be a child's father because the boy does not have the crooked-toe trait prevalent in his family; Tomika's ex and his new girlfriend say Tomika is an opportunist. 06:00 Fun on the Run with Yolonda Yolonda Williams takes viewers on a non-stop, interactive adventure across the Metroplex. Go behind the scenes with Yolonda and walk away with a whole new definition of "fun"! It's a fast-paced ride across North Texas, Yolonda style! 06:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers; Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola. 07:00 Judy Justice A woman goes after her ex-lover for the $10,000 court max accusing him of theft, larceny and emotional distress; a friendship of 30 years ends when a man volunteers to cash a check for a friend. 07:30 Judy Justice After paying $3K for the diamond ring of her dreams, a bride-to-be discovers that the band does not fit; the online ring-seller claims he received the jewelry as collateral for posting bail for a family member. 08:00 Young Sheldon Missy's first disappointment in love triggers a series of events that leads the Cooper family to the edge of an abyss. 08:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around; Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for picture day. 09:00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon teaches Leonard how to understand football; a kite-fighting incident threatens Howard and Raj's friendship. 09:30 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments to discover which two would be most qualified to be the best man and the maid of honor at their wedding; Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy. 10:00 Live: WWE NXT WWE's hottest up-and-coming Superstars compete to prove they've got what it takes; more than just evolution, it's a revolution; the entertainers, the leading men and women, the WWE Superstars of tomorrow. 12:00 Friends Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark; Monica dates a millionaire. 12:30 Friends Monica's aunt dies and leaves her an antique dollhouse that she doesn't want Phoebe to play with; Rachel regrets making a date for Chandler and her boss, Joanna; Joey's interest in Kate intensifies. 13:00 Seinfeld Jerry tries to buy back the watch his parents gave him; George attempts to renegotiate his network deal. 13:30 Seinfeld Jerry dates a woman with few inhibitions about her body; George awaits an apology; Kramer researches short showers. 14:00 Two and a Half Men Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is. 14:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home. 15:00 Last Man Standing When Eve's annoying friend needs a place to stay, Mike tries to pawn her off on someone else; conflict ensues after Kristin asks Mandy to design new uniforms for the Outdoor Man Grill. 15:30 Last Man Standing Vanessa is upset when Eve doesn't want to participate in a holiday tradition; Kristin learns that Mandy is lying about where she and Kyle will be on Thanksgiving. 16:00 The Goldbergs After learning no one made the deposit on the wedding venue, Geoff scrambles to help fix the oversight before Beverly finds out; making matters worse, a storm threatens to jeopardize the event. 16:30 The Goldbergs Beverly's meddling in Adam's relationship with Brea leads to a confrontation with her divorced mother; Barry struggles to reunite the JTP following his breakup with Ren. 17:00 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob reconsiders his future at MaxDot and seeks advice from an unexpected source; Abishola questions Bob's erratic behavior. 17:30 Live PD Presents 18:00 iCRIME With Elizabeth Vargas Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves. 18:30 iCRIME With Elizabeth Vargas Crimes from across the country that have been captured by ordinary people on their smartphones; stories of victims, witnesses, law enforcement and the videographers themselves. 19:00 Pawn Stars The guys check out a collection of sex education records from 1948; Corey and Chumlee check out a blue book from the Las Vegas Sheriff's Department; the shop gets a new intern. 19:30 Pawn Stars A WWII Enigma machine is brought into the shop; Corey and the Old Man check out a photo of old west gunfighter Doc Holiday; Corey's big-spending ways have him strapped for cash. 20:00 Morning in America 21:00 Morning in America 23:00 Inside DFW with Jenny Anchondo Jenny Anchondo showcases all things Fresh, Unique and New (F.U.N.) in and around north Texas.
2026-01-29 00:00 The Steve Wilkos Show Jaylen says he wants to believe that his girlfriend is telling the truth about being raped by his friend, but he has doubts about her story; Anthony claims to have seen his brother try to sexually assault Anthony's girlfriend while she was asleep. 01:00 The People's Court "Mechanic Mayhem.". 02:00 Tribunal Justice A mom decides to go all-in and purchase a mega-waterslide for her annual family get-together; she winds up suing a business owner for $8K, claiming everything from delivery to set-up went wrong. 02:30 Tribunal Justice A California skate park that once attracted competitors from around the world goes out of business, leaving partners fighting over thousands left on an unpaid loan. 03:00 Karamo Ty suspects her fiancé of secretly hooking up with her best friend, Shayla, who admits they hang out but insists it's strictly platonic; Denisha says biological father Dennis' absence shaped the painful choices she made growing up; he acknowledges that he wasn't a perfect father but insists he always cared for her. 04:00 The Steve Wilkos Show Gloria trusted her friend Joseph to watch her dog, Champ, while she attended a family funeral, but when she returned, Joseph told her Champ ran away, while two friends say they heard the dog yelping in pain and saw a gash on his head before he disappeared; Lauren rarely lets anyone into her home, and the one time she did, a valuable human-hair wig went missing: her prime suspect is her best friend 05:00 Maury Laketha suspects Jayvon is cheating on her; Michelle found panties and Jamie insists they belong to his mother. 06:00 Fun on the Run with Yolonda Yolonda Williams takes viewers on a non-stop, interactive adventure across the Metroplex. Go behind the scenes with Yolonda and walk away with a whole new definition of "fun"! It's a fast-paced ride across North Texas, Yolonda style! 06:30 Bob Hearts Abishola With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie. 07:00 Judy Justice When a woman bails her sister's car out of impound, she expects repayment; a woman accuses her cousin of disguising himself in order to use her Lyft account. 07:30 Judy Justice A young mother of four claims her $7,000 tummy tuck was a gift from a parent and was never designed to be a loan; her unemployed mother, who charged the surgery on her credit card, tells a different story. 08:00 Young Sheldon Sheldon and Missy both run away from home together; Mary gets some upsetting news about her husband, George. 08:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks an answer wrong on Sheldon's test; Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick. 09:00 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon tries to make peace when Leonard and Penny get into an argument. 09:30 The Big Bang Theory Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo; Amy and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments; Bert replaces Wolowitz in the band; Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration. 10:00 Police 24/7 Police figure out a dispute between the owner of a car and a tow yard; a traffic stop leads to the seizure of a machine gun and drugs; police find more than they bargained for in an abandoned house. 11:00 Police 24/7 A combative driver provides officers with suspicious information and then attempts to flee; a neighbor tips off officers that a suspect just got home; a domestic violence call leads to an investigation where police must figure out who to charge. 12:00 Friends Monica considers accepting a dream job in Pete's new restaurant but fears there is more to the deal; Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. 12:30 Friends The gang goes to the opening night of Joey's plays; Rachel brings a date (Ben Stiller) to make Ross jealous; Joey's play gets terrible reviews, but his co-star provides some comfort. 13:00 Seinfeld Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to a contest of self-denial; Elaine looks forward to a special date. 13:30 Seinfeld Jerry is finally ready to buy a new car, but things don't go very smoothly when he visits Elaine's boyfriend to make the deal. 14:00 Two and a Half Men Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself. 14:30 Two and a Half Men A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case.