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Rose and Mary set out to catch a purse snatcher after Pearl is mugged.

Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca.".

Florence wants to form a union for maids.

George calls President Carter as a publicity stunt.

Tom makes the opening of his own business more important than his family and friends.

A couple wants Barney's assistance with their cult-influenced daughter. Nick's bookie is arrested. Harris gets a short story published in a slick gentleman's magazine. Bernice interviews for a job over Fish's objections.

Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.

Actor Jack Lemmon; actor Walter Matthau.

Joe arranges a date between Helen and his buddy (Steven Eckholdt); Antonio has a problem with his neighbors.

Antonio believes he is being stalked by a sociopath (Beau Starr) when he identifies a robbery suspect.

Drew and Celia's (Drew Carey, Shirley Jones) relationship goes downhill when Drew asks Celia to move in with him.

Drew (Drew Carey) and the gang make an endorsement deal with a professional wrestler (guest star Hunter Hearst Helmsley), who starts dating Kate (Christa Miller).

The Good Fairy gets into the brandy and makes Samantha her substitute.

A client arrives while Sam is still the Good Fairy; Samantha wants to give up new job.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

Jeannie assembles a singing group so Tony can go on vacation.

Mel announces to the waitresses that he has gambled away the diner.

Mel can get his diner back if he can convince Robert Goulet to perform at a run-down Vegas motel.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

George has to explain his sudden black eye.

Gracie thinks George and his former vaudeville partner are rekindling an old romance.

Bob Hope and Jack decide to cut a comedy record.

The IRS begins to doubt Jack's tax return.

Parker's (Tim Conway) impersonations over the radio cause an outbreak of peace. With Ernest Borgnine and Joe Flynn.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) is convinced that McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are planning his demise.

Bud's purchase of a used car causes dissension in the Anderson household.

Bud learns a lesson in safety when he is sentenced to crossing-guard duty for dangerous driving habits.

Dennis cares for an incubator full of eggs.

Mr. Wilson decides to teach his dog Fremont a few commands; Dennis asks if he can help train Fremont and Mr. Wilson allows him to do all the training; after the dog is trained, Fremont only responds to Dennis and not to Mr. Wilson.

Fred Williams' house buy jeopardizes his son's education.

Hazel and Barbara scheme to earn money to buy a pool table for Steve.

Uncle Arthur's romance turns out to be less practical than his jokes.

Serena fills in as Darrin's wife while Samantha's away getting a 10,000 zap checkup.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Jeannie loses her memory and changes Dr. Bellows into a mouse.

Natalie and Snake plan to mark the anniversary of their first year together with an intimate encounter.

The girls visit a famed beauty salon for make-overs, but their transformations aren't quite what they expected.

Mel ruins Vera's plans to take off for Mexico with her free-spirited aunt.

Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Stanley pays the Brookes' nephew Michael to take Jenny on a date.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian.

A Swaziri prince (Morris Day) proposes to Brenda.

Host Mike Detillier and former Saints QB John Fourcade discuss upcoming Saints action and break down LSU on the Gridiron.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious experiences.

George and Louise relive some of their most unforgettable and hilarious moments.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician; Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.

Dr. John Becker is easily annoyed -- by noisy neighbors, a ridiculous comment, a flickering streetlight, the antics of his misfit staff members. He's a talented and dedicated doctor and goes the extra mile for those in need, but he doesn't waste a chance to give anyone a piece of his mind.

Becker's new patient (French Stewart) drives him batty by scheduling several appointments as multiple personalities; Bob decides he wants to be a father.

Actor Irv Kupcinet; actress Sandy Duncan; Steve Mittleman.

Antonio convinces Lowell to negotiate for a raise when he receives a better job offer from another airport.

Someone leaks a secret about Alex that sends the male airport staff hunting through Roy's magazine collection.

Courting competition begins when Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) each ask the same girl out.

Drew hosts a pajama party as a way to spend time with Tracy; Mimi lures some women to her house for a "business" seminar.

Uncle Arthur's romance turns out to be less practical than his jokes.

Serena fills in as Darrin's wife while Samantha's away getting a 10,000 zap checkup.

Roger thinks he has been chosen for stardom by a movie director.

Jeannie loses her memory and changes Dr. Bellows into a mouse.

Mel ruins Vera's plans to take off for Mexico with her free-spirited aunt.

Tommy is dismissed from school after Mel shows him how to fight.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Ethel tries to get a china horse, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, away from Helen.

Gracie thinks that Mr. Vanderlip is having an affair with a young lady.

A mislaid package causes Gracie to think that George bought her a gift for an occasion she can't remember.

Lucille Ball joins Jack in a sketch about Paul Revere's famous ride.

Jack plays a man who adopts an unwanted orphan (Milton Berle).

Parker (Tim Conway) blows the end off a valuable island with torpedoes intended for a German U-boat. With Ernest Borgnine, Joe Flynn and Tim Conway.

McHale (Ernest Borgnine) and his men are determined that a glamorous film star (guest star Lisa Seagram) visit McHale's Island.

Bud's heroic deed was really an accident.

Betty faces a dilemma when a promise threatens to keep her from winning the Flower Queen title.

Dennis feeds crows in the backyard, causing noise while Mr. Wilson is on the phone trying to argue for keeping an old tree from being chopped down; one of the crows grabs a hundred dollar bill from Mr. Wilson's and flies off to the old tree.

Mr. Wilson's attempts to build a backyard barbecue are stymied by his teenage helper's playing loud music and by a search for Dennis's wandering pet turtle.

Steve risks losing a client to aid an injured motorist.

Hazel pens an essay for a newspaper on her boss's perfection.

Darrin loses his head in another of his mother-in-law's schemes.

Samantha unexpectedly changes places with Louise; Darrin and Larry can't see the change.

Jeannie is upset when Tony's mother decides he needs someone to take care of him.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

A scar received in a car accident mars Blair's personality as well as her face.

Jo and Blair both receive interesting, if unexpected, proposals from their boyfriends.

Mel turns over a new leaf after attending an old Navy buddy's funeral.

Carrie's marriage is almost destroyed because of Mel's selfishness.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Ethel tries to get a china horse, supposedly from the Ming Dynasty, away from Helen.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Steven's new job at the TV station leaves him with very little time to spend with his family.

Mary, Sandra, Alexandria and her Girl Scout troop get lost in the woods.

Sandra appears on "The Love Connection.".

Louise's art class is assigned to sketch a nude model.

Allan, the "white sheep" of the Willis family, returns home.

The white sheep of the Willis family, Allan, returns to the family home.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

Barney and the detectives discover that someone has planted electronic bugs throughout the squad room.

Chris loses it after overdoing her good deeds and learning what the purpose of one of her kindnesses really was.

When Jake recognizes a robber's voice at a hockey game, he persuades Becker to make a citizen's arrest.

Bruce Dern; David Letterman; Judith Blegen.

Brian arranges to have braggart Roy sing the national anthem at a Red Sox game.

Sportscasters add commentary and play-by-play analysis as Drew, Oswald and Lewis continue to compete for Tracy's affections.

Drew's dog Speedy gets lost inside DrugCo when Drew sends him to the company for experimental treatment.

Darrin loses his head in another of his mother-in-law's schemes.

Samantha unexpectedly changes places with Louise; Darrin and Larry can't see the change.

Jeannie is upset when Tony's mother decides he needs someone to take care of him.

Tony is assigned to escort an attractive movie actress (Carol Wayne).

Mel turns over a new leaf after attending an old Navy buddy's funeral.

Carrie's marriage is almost destroyed because of Mel's selfishness.

Margaret secretly takes fly-casting lessons in hopes of winning a contest.

Betty is ashamed to learn that her plot to ensnare a local boy has been discovered.

Gracie becomes convinced that Harry has only one week to live.

Gracie concocts a scheme when a fortune teller assures her it is a good day for George to do business.

Jack, Wayne Newton and Louis Nye perform at a charity fund-raising garden party.

Jack Jones joins Jack in a sketch about the teaching profession.

Believing he has 48 hours to live, Binghamton (Joe Flynn) volunteers everybody for a suicide mission. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

Binghamton (Joe Flynn) assigns his aide (Bob Hastings) to spy on McHale's camp. With Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway.

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A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Bentley (John Forsythe) dates Kelly's (Noreen Corcoran) Girl Scout troop leader (guest star Diana Brewster), but her fiance complicates matters.

Kelly's unwillingness to keep her room clean leads Bentley to seek help from an attractive child psychologist.

Tim muddles with history when his trip back in time botches the sale of Manhattan Island in 1626.

Martin is afflicted with a disorder that causes his dreams to come true.

The family tries being completely honest for 24 hours.

A total failure at everything else he's tried, Reuben's nephew Al decides to become a comic.

Rick involves the entire Stratton family in his film project.

Rick must stand in for a singer in a rock band, but takes a hit.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Not wanting more children, Henry discusses having a vasectomy.

George offers aid in moving the Help Center.

George has a nightmare about his future.

A highly successful but unconventional stockbroker fascinates George.

Billy Dee Williams can't convince Florence that he really is who he says he is.

Benson is a hero after he thwarts the efforts of a masked gunman at a mall.

A senator mixes business with pleasure when she and Benson tangle over a piece of legislation.

Telly Savalas stops into the diner to use the phone, but only Vera is there to witness it. No one believes her and she quits in a huff.

Mel orders the waitresses to smile at all times, which is complicated by Tommy's efforts to push his mother and her new boyfriend Greg into marriage.

Wojo quits the force rather than return to uniformed patrol one week per month; A "think tank" report critical of detectives.

A suicidal couple is delighted when flames threaten to engulf the squad room after an arsonist sets fire to the station house.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Walter issues an ultimatum when Maude takes a part-time job selling real estate.

Gary rushes to answer an urgent legal call from his ex-fiancee, a soon-to-be divorced model.

Archie's kitchen help Raul and Jose witness a mugging outside the bar but risk deportation if they go to the police.

A thief dressed as Santa robs the tenants of their Christmas gifts.

Mary and her friends have no place to worship on Christmas Day.

Actor Ann-Margret; comedian Joan Rivers; actor Lou Holtz.

Posters come to life; the Lover.