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George and pals stop a poker game for a medley of lullabies.

Hazel finds that the burglar she tapped on the head with a baseball bat is basically honest.

Jeannie forces Tony's flight down on a desert island to celebrate the anniversary of Tony's discovery of her bottle; Tony forgets their anniversary.

After Tony tells Jeannie that he wishes every day was a Sunday, Jeannie takes him at his word and makes it happen.

Larry thinks Darrin is seeing another woman; Samantha and Darrin add some spice to their marriage.

Ousted Abner moves in with Darrin and Samantha after a fight with his wife.

Maude has the time of her life fixing up blind dates for Vivian with every available loser in town.

Arthur threatens to close down Maude's charity musical, which he calls hard-core pornography.

Mel injures his back at Alice's apartment and has to stay there for two weeks.

Alice and Vera are stunned when it seems that Flo and Mel have become more than friends, but both go to Alice to try and break off the new relationship.

The ugliness of sexual violation rocks the Eastland School when Natalie is assaulted on her way home from a campus party.

A former Eastland student, now a teenage wife and mother, stops by for a visit.

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

Elyse catches gambling fever while on a business trip to Atlantic City, N.J.

Alex asks for Mallory's advice when he fails his first college assignment.

An old girlfriend shows up at Jack's surprise birthday party.

Jack breaks a date with his girlfriend to keep one with a new romantic interest.

The massage parlors lining Second Avenue rub the merchants the wrong way; The detectives arrest an mugger who's in her eighties.

Ginny surprises everyone with the revelation that she has a daughter.

Ann's emergency call brings a young doctor whose bedside manner leaves a lot to be desired.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Actor David Steinberg; actor Drew Carey; actor Regis Philbin.

Jake realizes that he can't forgive the man (Cress Williams) whose drunken driving cost him his eyesight.

Margaret's day off wreaks havoc in the office when Becker and Linda are forced to do her job and theirs.

Roy's grief over the death of his wife continues -- until Joe and Brian discover she is alive.

Brian, Joe, Roy and Lowell's getaway golf weekend is spoiled by a tropical storm.

The death of another Paul Buchman ruins the Buchmans' credit and prompts Paul's curiosity about the deceased.

Paul gets a job working in Chicago for two months, only coming home at weekends. He and Jamie hate being separated, but when they both plan surprise visits to the other it's a disaster.

The ladies accompany a socially inept friend (Marc Silver) to his high-school reunion.

A convicted murderer from Anthony's prison past offers him a business partnership.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

Sabrina faces being trapped in the unhappy other side of the looking glass unless she can change everyone's mood.

Hilda and Zelda (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick) change into teenage chaperones so Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) can attend her first rock concert. Guest stars: Violent Femmes.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) meets a handsome ski instructor (guest star David Chokachi) while on a family ski trip to Mars. Chris Elliott also guest stars.

Harvey (Nate Richert) is transformed into a frog after he and Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) kiss.

Mork goes out of his way to be nice to his grouchy new neighbor, Mr. Bickley; Mork invites him to dinner in an attempt to straighten things out.

Mork agrees to officiate at the marriage of a young friend and his girlfriend.

Exidor offers Mork and Mindy the use of his mountain retreat for a restful weekend, but it ends up out of this world.

Mindy sinks into a depression when Mork reveals he has been ordered to leave Earth.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Stanley fears a visit from Helen's mother is permanent.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

A bureaucrat is arrested for drunkenness; a 12-year-old who robs Chano's apartment; Wojo forces the precinct's favorite deli closed for minor health code infractions.

Barney creates a problem when he assigns a robbery case to Fish and Yemana and turns the typing over to newly assigned Detective Janice Wentworth.

George tricks a reporter into interviewing him.

George contracts the "rich man's disease.".

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

In one of the most critical times of their lives, Julie must come to terms with being a woman and Ann with being a mother.

Desperate Archie turns to a loan shark when the money for the restaurant addition runs out.

The restaurant's grand opening is only hours away -- and Archie hasn't hired a cook yet.

Maude gets the surprise of her life when a high-school friend pays her a visit after 25 years.

Maude and Walter unwittingly become part owners of a ghetto tenement.

A mobster (Pat Harrington Jr.) thinks Danny is romancing his girlfriend.

A skunk sprays the Partridge bus before the group is scheduled to perform.

A lost dog inspires George to buy an alarm system.

Hazel's nephew takes George's niece to a bowling alley.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Samantha and her friends decide to change the public image of witches.

Teenager Liza Randall interviews Darrin about his career in advertising for a school newspaper.

Actor Fernando Lamas; comic Richard Pryor; actress Robyn Hilton; writer William Peter Blatty.

Jack and Chrissy walk in on Janet while she is entertaining a date; they attempt to set some rules so that they can be assured private time in the apartment with potential dates.

Jack's modeling job requires him to pose nude.

Stanley fears a visit from Helen's mother is permanent.

Bradford and Jack try to outdo each other when they take care of an ill Vicky.

Henry, Monroe, Muriel and Mrs. Stinson (Pat Carroll) want to help a Vietnamese family find the American Dream.

Tropical isle; "Bionic Baby.".

Noel Coward spoof; escaped convict.

Red-faced vicar; Hotel Sordide.

Slapstick sketches features the British comedian.

Nicole dotes on Michael after he suffers an apparent heart attack during a strenuous racquetball match with Joey.

Joey's visiting friend creates tension between Joey and Michael.

Cory (Vonni Ribisi) is prodded by his older brother to prove his manhood by kissing Nicole (Staci Keanan).

Michael (Paul Reiser) gets Nicole (Staci Keanan) a role in a commercial starring teen idol Scott Cameo (Scott Baio).

A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them.

Adopted Natalie wants to find her natural mother.

Mr. Bradley sets out to keep the school's championship track title.

The girls plan to reconcile Molly's divorcing folks.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

Jodie enters the hospital for his operation; Jessica sees Chester in action.

Jodie's friend Dennis tells him his future plans; Jessica decides the families are cursed.

Jessica takes a firm stand against Chester's philandering; Corinne confronts Peter about his behavior.

After Jessica and Corinne threaten him, Peter is slain.

When a news leak develops in the governor's household, Benson searches for the culprit.

Benson is delighted when Marcy falls for his old war buddy -- until he learns his friend's secret.

A series of strange incidents seem to be the work of the ghost of a murdered former governor.

After Taylor's disastrous attempt for political office, he blames Benson for his defeat.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) attempts to show smart-aleck Eric (Brian Robbins) how difficult it is to teach a troublemaking student.

Charlie tries to convince Simone to attend a memorial service for a poet who once trashed her literary efforts.

Charlie is forced to consider cheating on an exam to keep his teaching license.

Honors student Maria falls for the captain of a rival school's academic team.

Angela transforms the garage loft into an apartment for Mona.

The return of Angela's estranged husband puts their divorce plans on hold.

The romance begins to fade for Angela and her estranged husband.

A TV talk show host catches Angela and Tony in a compromising position. Guest: Betty White.

Jennifer reflects on her past and future while in the hospital for a tonsillectomy.

A hysterical Mallory disrupts Alex's college interview to tell him about her two-timing boyfriend.

Elyse is worried about her soon-to-be-divorced mother's quick jump into the singles world.

Mallory's afraid she'll lose her new boyfriend if she doesn't give in to his romantic requests.

Drew (Drew Carey) is forced to take extra security measures when he fires an unstable employee (guest star David Cross).

Drew (Drew Carey) is given the task of training Mr. Bell's back-stabbing nephew (guest star Michael Landes).

Drew (Drew Carey) ponders life after he is mistakenly believed to have been killed in a car accident.

Drew (Drew Carey) is pleased to get his own assistant, until he discovers who it is. With Kathy Kinney.

Dave (Dave Foley) suggests hiring a temp (guest star Bebe Neuwirth) when it appears Beth (Vicki Lewis) is overworked.

When Bill decides to write his autobiography, he slips into a depression.

Lisa (Maura Tierney) takes a temporary job with MTV and interviews members of the heavy-metal band Anthrax.

Dave (Dave Foley) begins to think Bill (Phil Hartman) is being pretentious when he arrives at the office carrying a cane.

Maya's past behavior makes it hard for Jack to get Hannah enrolled in Maya's old school; Elliot and Nina discover they share a fascination with the same blues singer/songwriter.

Maya's long-running efforts for literacy are upstaged when her father makes a big donation and gets credit.

Elliott conspires to flaunt his flashy career and glamorous lifestyle before his old school friends at a memorial service for one of his high-school teachers; Jack trains Finch on how to exert power over others..

Nina outdoes Finch by giving Jack a celebrity monkey for his birthday, then struggles to conceal it; Maya tries to impress a friend (Lisa Edelstein).

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

A police psychiatrist examines the squad; The psychiatrist recommends that Wojo have his gun taken away.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

Hazel concocts a complicated scheme involving antiques and business mergers to get air conditioning in the Baxter home.

Hazel's plan to get George an assistant fails when George's client comes up with his own suggestion.

Mr Higgins from the IRS suspects Tony is the head of a smuggling operation.

Jeannie makes Dr. Bellows think Tony can control the weather.

Samantha and Endora start changing Darrin's face while he sleeps.

Darrin regrets getting involved in local politics.

Maude learns of a clause in Walter's will that indicates he isn't practicing what he's preaching.

Maude's surprise wedding gift to Carol and Chris results in unexpected problems for everyone.

Mel hits on a unique scheme to give everyone a white Christmas.

Vera believes that God has visited when George Burns drops by the diner.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge and repercussions.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Jennifer's old buddy returns for a visit, but she has to try and woo him away from Mallory.

Alex announces that his talents are being wasted in a part-time job at the TV station.

Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her in a nude beach protest.

Roper thinks the candid diary Chrissy is transcribing is her own.

Fish is attracted to a mugger's mother. A man who turned in $3,500 he found a few weeks ago and wants to claim.

Ann's expected promotion is given to a man who is less qualified.

Ann is suddenly involved in the intimate problems of strangers.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Helen and Tom get caught in a tight spot -- George's bathroom.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Jimmy Brogan; actor Roger Rees; actor Michael Landon.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.