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Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

When Rose's visit looks to be turning into a permanent situation, Alice calls her father-in-law, Charlie and begs him to take Rose back.

Liz makes a citizen's arrest of her assailant -- an eight-year-old boy; A shootout and its aftermath disturb Chano.

An environmentalist threatens to set off a bomb in the precinct; Wojo arrests a fake priest; The squad room plumbing is on the fritz.

A young woman claims Louise is her mother.

Bentley tries to avoid what looks like a certain marriage proposal from his girlfriend.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

The arrival of Ann's ex-husband Ed leads Barbara to hope for a reconciliation.

The morning after Ed's overnight visit finds the girls hopeful and David worried.

Edith invites a few guests too many when she hosts a Sabbath dinner for Stephanie.

Barney wants to sue Archie after he falls off a bar stool at the restaurant.

Walter is caught having a cocktail with his former secretary.

Maude tries to bring a school chum and her estranged daughter together to patch up their differences.

A flattering newspaper article swells Danny's head.

Shirley encounters a famous folk artist, long believed dead, and convinces him to perform with the Partridges.

The Baxters learn that the stray dog Harold found has a rightful owner.

Hazel finds herself in a dither as she tries to care for two households.

Tony and Roger are assigned to escort Russian cosmonauts during their stay in the United States.

Jeannie announces she is going to marry Roger to make Tony jealous.

A friend of Samantha's, Gertrude, expresses her jealousy; Samantha plays matchmaker.

Darrin's parents pay their first visit to the Stephens' home.

Actress Sarah Miles; comic David Brenner; Kreskin; animal expert Joan Embery.

Roper thinks he sold the roommates a classic car.

Chrissy asks Jack to cook a meal so she can impress a gourmet.

With the power turned off and Helen's sister coming, Stanley taps into the neighbor's electricity.

Jack is asked to identify a counterfeiter.

Henry's peaceful day in bed is ruined when everyone expresses concern over his health.

"Murder on the Orient Express" spoof.

Love song; Maurice Dribble.

A moviegoer overreacts; a pianist's story is told.

Train; Hotel Sordide.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) dreads the thought of her first Christmas without her mother. With Greg Evigan and Paul Reiser.

Michael (Paul Reiser) agrees to teach a night-school class, and perennial class clown Joey (Greg Evigan) is attending. With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

Present and future Christmas-Hanukkah holidays create problems for Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser). With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

Joey's childhood sweetheart falls for Michael.

Tootie's new boyfriend questions the real motives of her white friends.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Jo "picks up" an expensive gift for Mrs. Garrett's birthday.

Tootie's gossiping causes a rift between Blair, Jo and Nancy; it almost costs Mrs. Garrett her job.

Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come.

Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon.

When Mildred Rafkin comes back searching for her mother's brooch, Jackie suggests hiring a medium for help.

On her 42nd birthday, Muriel discovers she's pregnant.

Jessica is arrested for Peter's murder, and her lawyer refuses to defend her.

Burt begins to exhibit strange behavior; Father Tim has bad news for Corinne.

Dr. Medlow wants to commit Burt; Eunice's hiding from Marilyn.

Eunice pursues the photos; things look very bad for Jessica.

When Kraus falls for the butcher, Benson is enlisted to help bolster her self-confidence.

A compassionate Benson helps a homesick 11-year-old Soviet chess genius.

The governor must cope with 200 hungry guests when Benson and Kraus are trapped in a freezer.

The governor's irascible father visits the mansion, creating havoc among staff and guests.

Lester's plan to buy a sports car goes awry when Mary decides to redecorate.

Mary and Lester host a golden-anniversary party for her parents.

Sandra's arrogant basketball-player beau leads Calvin astray.

Lottery opponent Mary falls victim to gambling fever.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) learns that Sarah's (Kimberly Russell) home life is contributing to her recent poor scholastic performance. Robert Hooks guest stars.

Arvid (Dan Frischman) imagines himself playing roles in "Moonlighting" and "The Honeymooners." Marcia Christie guest stars.

Charlie (Howard Hesseman) learns that his students are sabotaging one another's science fair projects.

Criticism upsets school journal editor Simone.

While vacationing in Mexico, Tony (Tony Danza) intercepts a message that leads to Angela's (Judith Light) dismissal at the advertising agency.

Tony urges Angela into a new venture.

While serving as attendants at the wedding of close friends, Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) find themselves daydreaming about being the bride and groom.

Fearing that Jonathan (Danny Pintauro) is becoming too intellectual, Tony (Tony Danza) enrolls him in a gymnastics competition.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Drew (Drew Carey) regrets inviting Lisa (Katy Selverstone) to live with him when she brings along her menagerie of pets.

Mimi appears to be the lesser of two evils when Drew hires a notorious bully to replace her as Wick's secretary.

Drew (Drew Carey) is the one who is surprised when he decides to take dinner to the woman (guest star Caroline Rhea) he has been dating. Eric Roberts also guest stars.

Kate's (Christa Miller) soul is endangered by "The Devil" (guest star Grant Shaud); Drew (Drew Carey) masquerades as Mimi (Kathy Kinney) for Halloween.

Jimmy wagers anchorman Bill in a poker game and loses him to a rival station.

Organizing a summer outing for his co-workers almost becomes too much for Matthew (Andy Dick). With Dave Foley and Phil Hartman.

Joe (Joe Rogan) gets fired up about the new security cameras at the station and sets the place ablaze. With Dave Foley and Maura Tierney.

Mr. James runs for president of the United States, a la Ross Perot; a mustachioed Matthew annoys co-workers.

Jack feels guilty for firing his old partner 30 years ago and decides to rehire him, but then he remembers why he fired him in the first place.

Nina's comeback photo shoot leaves her in head-to-toe gold paint for the day; Maya gets ambushed when she agrees to speak at a forum for women in the media.

Maya knocks designer Oskar Milos' (Dana Carvey) clothes and has to eat her words when Milos pulls his advertising.

An office blood drive turns into a storytelling session as Finch, Nina and Elliott recall for Maya how Jack transported them from dreary jobs to new careers.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Cops and robbers provide inspiration for a criminal who mimics the felonies of TV police shows; and a drunk attempts armed robbery without a gun.

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

After accepting a date with an ardent old admirer, Shirley later has to figure out how to get rid of him and his mother.

The Partridges and Reuben are held hostage by an escaped convict (Arte Johnson).

The new local symphony conductor wants only male musicians.

George chides Hazel for believing in superstitious good-luck charms.

Jeannie gets homesick and has her sister visit; Jeannie's sister tries to trap Tony into being her master.

Charlie, a con artist, tries to convince Jeannie to give him a genuine King Tut Scarab pin worth a half-million dollars.

The Stephens attend a lecture given by a man who makes a living out of debunking witchcraft.

The President of Darrin's company allows his assistant to investigate Samantha's activities.

Maude learns that Carol's boyfriend is married to one of her oldest friends.

Maude recruits Vivian into women's liberation and possibly out of her marriage.

Mel's brother, an old flame of Flo's, shows up after his third divorce.

Alice and Tommy argue over his constant phone usage calling his new girlfriend. When she grounds him, both Tommy and his girlfriend run away from home.

Natalie may end up the odd woman out when she boycotts a school dance.

Mrs. Garrett receives a marriage proposal.

Two hapless brothers are hired by the Rushes to convert their attic into an apartment for Iris.

As Iris prepares to move in with the Rushes, she's offered a business partnership back in Chicago.

Nick's image-transformation impresses everyone except Mallory.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

The girls crash Jack's weekend in a remote cabin.

Jack and Janet worry about Chrissy's health.

The officers are unable to remove a corpse from the station house during a blizzard; and an eccentric swears that the snow is the start of a new ice age.

Ann's ex-husband announces that he can no longer make child-support payments.

Ann's ex-husband announces that he can no longer make child-support payments.

George's boasting gets him in trouble with the underworld.

Louise suspects that George's old Navy buddy is really a woman.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

TV host Oprah Winfrey; comic Jerry Seinfeld; Shirley Muldowney.

While at dinner, Becker accidentally blurts out confidential information about his godson to the boy's father.

Becker can't sleep because his television doesn't work, but he mysteriously refuses to get another one.

While at the wedding of an air-traffic controller, Lowell encounters his ex-wife, and Helen gets stuck with a geek.

Brian pulls out all the stops in an attempt to win Alex's affections; Roy and Lowell become addicted to a video game.

Paul's parents give Paul and Jamie a trip to the Caribbean. The only problem is, to use it they have to pretend to be Paul's parents, and it proves very difficult.

Ira's ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper) returns from Luxembourg, now divorced and rich. She offers to finance Ira's new venture, but his silent partner vetoes the idea.

Julia becomes incensed by a nearby newspaper stand selling pornography.

After Anthony sprains his entire body, Suzanne becomes his nurse; Mary Jo tries to impress an old friend.

Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white.

Mary feels inadequate when her former best friend pays a visit.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Wojo wrecks a taxi that he borrows to chase a robbery suspect; and Lieutenant Scanlon enlists the help of a drug pusher to test the detectives' honesty.

Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

Laurie is accused of cheating while covering up for a friend.

The family visits an amusement park; guest Johnny Bench.

George becomes annoyed by Hazel everytime he makes a mistake.

Mr. Griffin pulls strings to have Hazel be Maid of the Month.

Jeannie transfers her power to Tony to make sure she can go 24 hours without using them.

Jeannie saves Tony and Roger from a tough physical instructor.

A private detective tries to blackmail Samantha when he discovers she is a witch.

Samantha is upset when Darrin cannot take the vacation he was planning.

Mrs. Naugatuck announces that she is in love and plans to be married.

Walter would rather lose his business than allow Maude to mortgage the house.

Mel's pushy mother, Carrie, stops by Phoenix to visit her son and announces that she plans to stay for the entire winter. Mel quickly finds that living with his mother again is too close for comfort but is unable to stand up to her.

Vera's broken heart is cured by her three friends and a delivery boy.

Tootie discovers that the new student, a young princess, plans to run away.

Blair's behavior toward her new boyfriend could cost her her self-respect and her best friends.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

Sara competes for an anchor position.

Alex tries to hide his problem with insomnia, from the stress of his personal life.

Guilt-ridden after turning in a young shoplifter to the police, Mallory tries to become her friend.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Fork-stabbing highlights Thanksgiving. Three mental patients have Thanksgiving dinner at a laundromat.

Ann's enthusiasm over her new lifestyle becomes a real problem when she accidentally influences the wrong person.

Ann helps one of Barbara's admirers when Barbara keeps trying to give him the brush-off.

George hires a street kid to work for half-price.

George has a bust made of himself to leave as a legacy to his family.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Grady's fiancee decrees that after the wedding, he will no longer be spending his evenings with the Sanfords.

Actor Robert Blake; model Christie Brinkley; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker can't believe it when his old college mentor visits town for a book signing and doesn't remember him.

Becker's strange suspicion about bad omens seemingly proves true when a patient has a heart attack at the gym.