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Maude resents Carol's psychoanalysis; guest Ed Begley Jr.

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Mel believes he's the "best kisser" described in an actress's memoirs.

Jolene's bribed into pretending she's Mel's girlfriend when one of his old pals arrives for a visit.

Jo and Blair attempt to stage a live newscast from the store.

Mrs. Garrett's former college friend accuses her of once having an affair with her husband.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

Mallory objects to a romance between an ex-beau's brother and Jennifer.

Nick is devastated when his 16-year-old dog is injured by a car.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

A week after a disastrous date, Barbara still can't get the guy off her mind.

In choosing a date for the lodge dance, Schneider is torn between a flashy woman and Ann's plain cousin.

Helen and Louise attend an all-male strip show.

Florence's cousin skips town with money she borrowed from George.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Comic Joan Rivers; wildlife expert Joan Embery; actor Phillip Michael Thomas.

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Becker is not happy about being the thinly veiled subject of his ex-wife's (Alice Krige) self-help book.

Joe and Helen "return the favor" and accidentally burn down the house that Brian owns; Brian prepares for a large insurance check.

Joe and Helen are delighted to meet their new neighbors, until the newfound friends get a bit too familiar.

An ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) leaves his estate to Jamie; Buchmans' therapist sues them; Joan learns that Debbie is attracted to a man.

Paul's (Paul Reiser) Chinese herb has an energetic effect that appeals to Jamie (Helen Hunt) on her lunch hour.

Mary Jo explodes at Julia hours before they are to appear together in a fashion show.

Bernice (Alice Ghostley) drives Julia and Mary Jo crazy when she accompanies them on a road trip to Nashville, Tenn.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Libby (Jenna Leigh Green) tempts Harvey (Nate Richert) with a convertible; Hilda, Zelda and Sabrina (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick, Melissa Joan Hart) become indentured servants.

Sabrina casts a spell on her teachers when her academic achievements go unnoticed; Zelda learns she owns a fiefdom.

Miniaturized, Salem and Sabrina fly a spaceship up Libby's nose; magic candy helps Zelda see Mr. Kraft's flaws.

Sabrina's wart-covered, green-faced cousin teaches her about inner beauty; an evil stair-climbing machine thwarts Hilda's attempts at exercise.

A remark from Mindy sends Mork running off to a plastic surgeon.

An insurance salesman's scare tactics fill Mork with so much fear that he seals himself in a box.

When Mork's charity telethon fails to raise enough money, he turns to panhandling.

Mindy gets a job at a TV station and panics when she has to go on the air during an emergency.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

E.Z. falls for a college girl who prefers Jack.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

A young health inspector eyes Veronica.

When Murray's former wife stops by, everyone's surprised that she's not the person Murray described her to be.

Walter's incessant practicing on an electric organ drives the whole household up the wall.

Walter turns from a benevolent host into a scrooge when he and Maude give a Christmas party for his employees.

Shirley enrolls in college using her maiden name, so her real name does not draw unwanted attention; a freshman develops a crush on her; he tells his parents and they do not approve of his dating an older woman.

Danny fears losing his singing voice after having his tonsils removed.

Hazel exposes a woman bent on marriage as a poor parent.

George and pals stop a poker game for a medley of lullabies.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Gladys comes dangerously close to learning the truth about Samantha.

Endora enlists the aid of a warlock to wreck the Stephenses' marriage.

Phyllis George; Mike Farrell; Sean Morey; Jerzy Kosinski.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

E.Z. falls for a college girl who prefers Jack.

Monroe's life is threatened after he gives an entertainer a harsh review.

Fred Scuttle; medieval minstrel.

French schoolboy Gaston; newscaster.

Dying Southern patriarch Big Poppa.

Muted soccer fan; "Name That Tune" spoof.

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie can do anything for the school-play lead.

Jo is caught in an international conflict when she meets a new Japanese student.

Blair gets a little bit curious about the new beau of Mrs. Garrett.

Tootie is obsessed with the famous singer and songwriter Jermaine Jackson.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Danny and Burt decide to avenge Elaine's death; Detective Donahue breaks the news of Chester's apparent demise to Jessica.

Sally lies about Burt; Jodie sees Carol; Chester has a flash.

Tim decides to leave Corinne because he believes he is not the father of her baby.

Corrine gives birth; Chester remembers -- more or less.

When Benson cares for his young friend Mike for a few days, the results are chaotic.

Katie's essay about her family includes the entire mansion staff, seen in humorous flashbacks.

An insider seems to be behind mysterious threats over a decision the governor makes.

A practical joke lands the governor, Benson and Clayton inside a bordello.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Eric and Simone's first date goes awry.

Maria hides her intellectual ability to attract the school hunk.

Arvid makes a date with a popular classmate.

An alumnus (Jack Gilford), an accomplished journalist, visits.

Samantha (Alyssa Milano) comes home from a party with a hickey on her neck. With Tony Danza.

While serving as attendants at the wedding of close friends, Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) find themselves daydreaming about being the bride and groom.

Fearing that Jonathan (Danny Pintauro) is becoming too intellectual, Tony (Tony Danza) enrolls him in a gymnastics competition.

Angela's and Tony's respective weekend dates fizzle as thoughts of each other creep into their minds.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) orders Drew (Drew Carey) to work at a home for the elderly. Guest star: Tim Conway.

Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up.

Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) win an office Christmas party drawing and end up going to the Bahamas together.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit.