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Chaos results when Jack romances a Mexican girl.

Jack dates one of Janet's friends from high school, unaware that she is married.

Barney picks up a deaf woman that is a hooker; Wojo swims the cold Hudson River in pursuit of a burglar.

As Ann searches for someone to replace Nick at the firm, her old nemesis Francine appears.

Julie returns home.

The Hawaiian islands call to George and Louise.

George thinks he's found his paradise in Hawaii.

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides to auction it to make the most profit.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

Bob Evans, actor Jack Palance; comic Wendy Liebman.

A reporter publishes politically incorrect comments made by Becker during an argument.

Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose.

Joe finds a 1973 time capsule revealing the gang's dreams for the future.

Joe and Brian are invited to a beautiful high-school classmate's (Carol Alt) last stripping performance.

Paul and Jamie act as matchmakers for Nat and Arley; Paul can't sleep and makes a discovery about Jamie.

Paul and Jamie search for a full-time nanny; Paul directs a documentary about the making of the movie "Titanic.".

Julia is depressed after learning she may need a hysterectomy, until she meets a special doctor (Gary Morris).

Anthony (Meshach Taylor) falls for the daughter (Jackée) of a potential client after Sugarbakers asks him to woo her.

Mary poses as a Caribbean prime minister at a lavish reception for an art exhibit.

Sandra searches for a man to be the father of her child.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

A librarian employs artillery to enforce order in her reading room; and a Gypsy is arrested for continually harassing the owner of a novelty store.

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

Danny's imagination runs wild when he writes articles about Keith and Shirley for the local newspaper.

A painting of a nude on their garage door causes trouble for the Partridges.

Hazel's false praise of Steve drives him to let her go.

Hazel buys a wreck, paints it green and sells it to a nurseryman.

Tony's Texas cousin cons Jeannie into helping him distribute unauthorized chili.

An astronaut finds a magic bottle on an island in the Pacific.

Endora tries to make peace with Darrin; Darrin begins to shrink after their fight.

A jealous witch transports Samantha to 1868 New Orleans after thinking she is Serena.

The death of someone close has a drastic effect on Maude's life.

Sparks start flying when Maude arrives in Washington as a U.S. Congresswoman.

To keep up with a competitor, Mel runs a contest offering a $3,000 prize.

Mel's mother buys the building his apartment is in and raises his rent by $50.

Natalie travels to a truck stop where she involves her friends in an unusual musical fantasy.

Tootie becomes the object of Andy's affections.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

An old friend with a penchant for practical jokes sets Henry up with a woman in a restaurant.

Steven battles the psychological aftermath of his heart attack.

Skippy (Marc Price) decides to join the Army after receiving the results of his career aptitude tests.

Jack hosts a Sunday brunch to convince a neighborhood clergyman that the bistro is really a respectable place.

The Bistro's new guitarist has a singer, Larry.

Host Mike Detillier and former Saints QB John Fourcade discuss upcoming Saints action and break down LSU on the Gridiron.

The owner of a sports store rigs a lethal trap to catch a burglar; Arnold Ripner sues Harris for libel; Wojo asks Barney's daughter for a date.

Ann attempts to save Julie and Max's marriage.

Barbara finds herself with two dates on the same night.

Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it.

George and Tom land on a strange island.

Much to Fred's delight, Lamont's bride-to-be decides not to marry him.

Lamont buys some copper on speculation, only to discover the goods are stolen.

Charles Nelson Reilly; Garry Shandling; Audrie J. Neenan.

Becker is not convinced of the wonders of love after witnessing a woman stab her husband with a fork.

His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke).

Casey spots her missing husband (John Ritter) on television and goes in search of him.

Joe and Helen search for a dream home when they grow weary of living with Brian and Casey.

Paul (Paul Reiser) experiments with Viagra; Jamie (Helen Hunt) gets locked out of her health club wearing only a towel. Jerry Seinfeld guest stars.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) fears Paul (Paul Reiser) may never awaken from general anesthesia during his tonsil operation. Anne Ramsay guest stars.

A wealthy widow (Judith Ivey) makes Julia an offer that saves Sugarbakers from going out of business.

Anthony is shocked when he finds Carlene in his bed with her ex-husband (Ray McKinnon).

The Temptations perform at a church benefit concert.

Mary and Sandra form a pillow-making business.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Helen and Louise attend an all-male strip show.

Florence's cousin skips town with money she borrowed from George.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Barney is charged with contempt of court when he refuses to name an informant; and a man complains being ugly is why he was refused service at a restaurant.

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

Laurie and Shirley go camping; worried, Keith, Danny and Reuben follow.

Danny retaliates when the object of his affections admits that she is in love with Keith.

Barbara's elderly uncle, an actor, comes to stay for a month.

Hazel aims to buy an organ for children of a missionary school.

Tony insists on meeting the brute who hit Jeannie at the marketplace.

Desert survival becomes luxurious when Jeannie follows Tony on a mission and outfits him with food, shelter, and transportation.

Endora makes Tabatha sound like a musical genius; Darrin dares Samantha to learn the mortal way.

Endora made a deal with another witch that Samantha would marry her son.

Maude resents Carol's psychoanalysis; guest Ed Begley Jr.

Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor.

Mel believes he's the "best kisser" described in an actress's memoirs.

Jolene's bribed into pretending she's Mel's girlfriend when one of his old pals arrives for a visit.

Jo and Blair attempt to stage a live newscast from the store.

Mrs. Garrett's former college friend accuses her of once having an affair with her husband.

On a ski trip with Sara and Jackie, Henry finds himself alone with champagne and a hot tub until unexpected company arrives.

Muriel sides with Henry when her mother voices her disapproval of him.

Mallory objects to a romance between an ex-beau's brother and Jennifer.

Nick is devastated when his 16-year-old dog is injured by a car.

Furley learns that Terri's boyfriend is a convicted murderer.

Larry becomes overprotective of his sister when he lets Jack show her around town.

Harris assumes command of the precinct after Barney is jailed for his contempt citation; Barney is left in a cell with a neurotic murder suspect.

A week after a disastrous date, Barbara still can't get the guy off her mind.

In choosing a date for the lodge dance, Schneider is torn between a flashy woman and Ann's plain cousin.

Helen and Louise attend an all-male strip show.

Florence's cousin skips town with money she borrowed from George.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Comic Joan Rivers; wildlife expert Joan Embery; actor Phillip Michael Thomas.

An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God.

Becker is not happy about being the thinly veiled subject of his ex-wife's (Alice Krige) self-help book.

Joe and Helen "return the favor" and accidentally burn down the house that Brian owns; Brian prepares for a large insurance check.

Joe and Helen are delighted to meet their new neighbors, until the newfound friends get a bit too familiar.

An ex-boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) leaves his estate to Jamie; Buchmans' therapist sues them; Joan learns that Debbie is attracted to a man.

Paul's (Paul Reiser) Chinese herb has an energetic effect that appeals to Jamie (Helen Hunt) on her lunch hour.

Mary Jo explodes at Julia hours before they are to appear together in a fashion show.

Bernice (Alice Ghostley) drives Julia and Mary Jo crazy when she accompanies them on a road trip to Nashville, Tenn.

Brenda turns to the worldly Sandra for advice when she meets a new boy.

Calvin prepares to leave Washington, D.C., after his Air Force father (Rick Fitts) drops by.

Libby (Jenna Leigh Green) tempts Harvey (Nate Richert) with a convertible; Hilda, Zelda and Sabrina (Caroline Rhea, Beth Broderick, Melissa Joan Hart) become indentured servants.

Sabrina casts a spell on her teachers when her academic achievements go unnoticed; Zelda learns she owns a fiefdom.

Miniaturized, Salem and Sabrina fly a spaceship up Libby's nose; magic candy helps Zelda see Mr. Kraft's flaws.

Sabrina's wart-covered, green-faced cousin teaches her about inner beauty; an evil stair-climbing machine thwarts Hilda's attempts at exercise.

A remark from Mindy sends Mork running off to a plastic surgeon.

An insurance salesman's scare tactics fill Mork with so much fear that he seals himself in a box.

When Mork's charity telethon fails to raise enough money, he turns to panhandling.

Mindy gets a job at a TV station and panics when she has to go on the air during an emergency.

Biology; environmental science; physics; geology; marine science; astronomy.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

E.Z. falls for a college girl who prefers Jack.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.

The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Alice, Flo, and Vera have a girls night out. At a singles bar Alice and Flo each meet a great guy, only to discover they have been talking to the same guy.

Alice discovers that one of the diner's regulars may be a gangster.

Wojo is shot at by a sniper; Luger stops by the 12th to check on the sniper case; A con man is selling $3,500 charter flights to Saturn.

A man turns in an envelope with $3500; Wojo must face his fear of flying by escorting a bigamist prisoner on a flight to Cleveland.

When George forgets Mother Jefferson's birthday, Louise saves the day.

A publisher asks Louise to write a cookbook of "ghetto" recipes.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes.

Schneider offers himself to Ginny.

A young health inspector eyes Veronica.

When Murray's former wife stops by, everyone's surprised that she's not the person Murray described her to be.

Walter's incessant practicing on an electric organ drives the whole household up the wall.

Walter turns from a benevolent host into a scrooge when he and Maude give a Christmas party for his employees.

Shirley enrolls in college using her maiden name, so her real name does not draw unwanted attention; a freshman develops a crush on her; he tells his parents and they do not approve of his dating an older woman.

Danny fears losing his singing voice after having his tonsils removed.

Hazel exposes a woman bent on marriage as a poor parent.

George and pals stop a poker game for a medley of lullabies.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Gladys comes dangerously close to learning the truth about Samantha.

Endora enlists the aid of a warlock to wreck the Stephenses' marriage.

Phyllis George; Mike Farrell; Sean Morey; Jerzy Kosinski.

Chrissy's minister father pays an early visit.