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Walter reluctantly agrees to join Arthur and Maude when they make a pact to go on the wagon for a month.

Arthur convinces Maude that Walter should seek professional help with his drinking problem.

Jolene's glad she learned self-defense from Vera when a cat burglar starts roaming the neighborhood.

Boss Hogg from Hazzard tries to trick Mel into selling his diner for $1.

Jo takes drastic measures to prevent the deportation of an illegal alien.

Blair must work at a taco stand as a requirement for her business degree.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Sara poses for a national magazine clad in a bikini, but when the photo is published the bikini is missing.

As the new editor, Alex names cheating pupils in the school paper.

Elyse and Steven's participation in an anti-nuke rally on Thanksgiving lands them in jail.

Jack is convinced that his new neighbor is one of London's most-wanted criminals.

Janet's new boss uses her to get Jack.

An angry parent assaults the admissions director of a private kindergarten; and Wojo faces a police inquiry for using excessive force in a recent arrest.

Ann and Francine go to Paris to pick up the continental savvy needed to snare a new client.

Ann considers letting Alex stay with Francine.

George is devastated by a fire in one of his stores until he learns there may be more than insurance money to cover the damage.

George sets out to create a legacy for himself so he'll be remembered long after he's dead.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Actress Amy Irving; ventriloquist Jay Johnson; writer Calvin Trillin.

Dietary changes start runaway rumors that soon have the whole community believing that Becker is going to die.

Becker is sentenced to an anger management course after he verbally assaults two officers; Bob's mother kicks him out of her retirement home.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Fixing up the attic for Helen and her cello, Joe finds cash and a note from his father, leading to a treasure hunt for all.

Paul and Jamie are enjoying a quiet Sunday at home together, determined to do something quietly together before their friends' plans intrude on their day.

A nervous Paul invites a curious Jamie to accompany him and Selby to a college get-together and an impromptu reunion with an old flame (Lisa Edelstein).

Suzanne's first redecorating assignment ends when the house she is working on burns to the ground.

Mary Jo goes on a date; Julia learns that her tax auditor is a man she verbally abused in a restaurant.

Romantic sparks fly when Sandra meets a handsome math teacher (Michael Warren).

Sandra and Mary settle a dispute over song royalties in court.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

A former child star assaults his agent with a telephone; a good Samaritan is charged with assault; and Dietrich spends the afternoon with a college sweetheart.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

Sex education bedevils Keith.

A department store computer plays havoc with Shirley's account.

Hazel takes another job to earn enough money to buy a present for Dorothy.

Dorothy must have an old piano she sees while hunting antiques.

A local museum is showing an exhibit from Jeannie's old home.

Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States.

Darrin stubbornly refuses a birthday gift; Maurice turns him into a mule.

Samantha's good news stops her parents' quarrel -- for a moment.

Walter's plans to spend a romantic day with Maude are thwarted by Vivian's divorce proceedings.

Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger.

Presents and love poems come Vera's way and everyone's trying to find out who's sending them.

Jolene realizes her childhood dream of becoming a flight attendant.

Blair is horrified when her father is indicted.

Someone called "Desiree" plagiarizes Natalie.

When a messenger faints in the Rushes' apartment, Monroe and Henry provide first aid.

Iris' gift of a trip to Paris backfires when Muriel needs a passport and her birth certificate reveals she was adopted.

Alex leaves his job at a small grocery store for an ultramodern supermarket.

Steven and Elyse wonder if they should buy a gun for protection after their home is burglarized.

Jack's old flame asks him for marital advice.

Jack and Furley become trapped in a freezer at Angelino's restaurant.

Harris punches Arnold Ripner when the lawyer threatens another libel suit; and a mugging victim reveals that she's carried the torch for Barney since 1966.

Ann's dinner date with Mark's divorced father turns into an all-night affair.

Julie announces plans for her baby's birth.

Louise learns that a "cold-hearted monster" is planning to build a business on the site of the only neighborhood playground.

George is dying to find out what Louise writes in her diary every night.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Actor Andy Kaufman; actress Lara Flynn Boyle; actor Tony Randall.

When Dr. Becker buys a motorcycle, everyone thinks it's a midlife crisis.

Becker throws a dinner party so his girlfriend (Frances Fisher) can spend time with the gang.

Helen receives conflicting advice from the brothers on what to wear before she goes for a symphony audition.

Brian foolishly flies off through heavy fog for a rendezvous with his ex-wife.

An unexpectedly long visit by her parents (Nancy Dussault, Paul Dooley) drives Jamie mad, to the extent that she bribes her sister Lisa to come and keep her company before she goes crazy; Paul feels like the odd man out.

Jamie wins a big advertising account, but her celebrations are ruined when Paul's film about the Yankee Stadium is rejected by a network and he's very upset.

Julia is shocked to learn her son (George Newbern) is dating a college professor who is twice his age.

Julia and Suzanne's mother (Louise Lathem) and her friend (Alice Ghostley) visit Sugarbakers for Thanksgiving.

Lester and Mary are surprised when his cousin's marriage crumbles.

Calvin and a friend (David Wakefield) may be kicked off the basketball team if they don't pass an exam.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

The precinct's plumbing goes out again; A scoutmaster apprehends a mugger; A militant Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones.

After being told they have 30 days to vacate the precinct, the detectives air their resentment of being shoved out after so many years.

Dared into shoplifting, Danny feels he has disgraced the family.

Keith wants the school presidency -- at any cost.

The Baxters learn that the stray dog Harold found has a rightful owner.

Hazel finds herself in a dither as she tries to care for two households.

When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show.

A vase hits Tony on the head giving him amnesia, but only to Jeannie's identity.

Cousin Henry turns on all his pranks when he goes shopping with Samantha.

After offending Endora, Darrin disappears whenever he speaks Spanish.

Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits.

The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house.

Alice's social life gets a lift when she makes a date with her high-school flame.

Mel falls for a famous singer who stops in for directions. When she proposes, Mel accepts and prepares to move to Los Angeles.

Tootie sees a horror movie and then has a nightmare in which her friends are stalked by a killer.

Natalie's article angers sorority pledge Tootie.

Andrew's hungry and his nursing mother is at work, so Henry takes the baby to the photo session.

Henry is enraged by Monroe's ineptness at hanging a portrait.

On a snowy Christmas Day, the Keaton family looks back on the births of Alex, Mallory and Jennifer.

Elyse's advice to Mallory's pregnant friend backfires when she decided to help talk with mom.

The trio hopes that Furley will bend the apartment rules when they place a stray cat on his doorstep.

Jack checks into a hospital to have an embarrassing tattoo removed.

After being told they have 30 days to vacate the precinct, the detectives air their resentment of being shoved out after so many years.

Premature labor pains force Julie to use Ann's bathtub for the underwater birth.

Barbara feels she must return to college.

George plans a lavish party in order to impress a high society columnist.

George needs a snappy jingle to increase his business, but his jingle writer is depressed and unable to write a word.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Actor John Candy; actress Maureen O'Hara; coach Jim Valvano.

Becker refuses to pay for a long-distance phone call; Bob (Saverio Guerra) invests in inspirational tapes on success.

Becker mistakenly leaves horrible news on the wrong answering machine and desperately tries to take it back.