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The roommates take the Ropers' parakeet overnight.

Jeffrey is mortified when his hobo-Uncle Steve shows up, especially since a congressman is coming for lunch.

E.Z. falls for a college girl who prefers Jack.

Monroe's life is threatened after he gives an entertainer a harsh review.

Fred Scuttle; medieval minstrel.

French schoolboy Gaston; newscaster.

Dying Southern patriarch Big Poppa.

Muted soccer fan; "Name That Tune" spoof.

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

Joey and Michael, who fought over the same woman 13 years ago now have, upon her death, been awarded joint custody of her daughter - who might be either of theirs. So how do the men settle their problems? With a paternity test? No way. Instead, they all move in together to raise Nicole as a two-dad nuclear family. Under the watchful eye of the family court judge, dads and daughter adjust to their

When Tootie beats Natalie for the lead role in the school play, a rift grows between the two of them; Natalie can do anything for the school-play lead.

Jo is caught in an international conflict when she meets a new Japanese student.

Blair gets a little bit curious about the new beau of Mrs. Garrett.

Tootie is obsessed with the famous singer and songwriter Jermaine Jackson.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Henry threatens to move out when Muriel's mother decides to move in.

Danny and Burt decide to avenge Elaine's death; Detective Donahue breaks the news of Chester's apparent demise to Jessica.

Sally lies about Burt; Jodie sees Carol; Chester has a flash.

Tim decides to leave Corinne because he believes he is not the father of her baby.

Corrine gives birth; Chester remembers -- more or less.

When Benson cares for his young friend Mike for a few days, the results are chaotic.

Katie's essay about her family includes the entire mansion staff, seen in humorous flashbacks.

An insider seems to be behind mysterious threats over a decision the governor makes.

A practical joke lands the governor, Benson and Clayton inside a bordello.

Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Eric and Simone's first date goes awry.

Maria hides her intellectual ability to attract the school hunk.

Arvid makes a date with a popular classmate.

An alumnus (Jack Gilford), an accomplished journalist, visits.

Samantha (Alyssa Milano) comes home from a party with a hickey on her neck. With Tony Danza.

While serving as attendants at the wedding of close friends, Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) find themselves daydreaming about being the bride and groom.

Fearing that Jonathan (Danny Pintauro) is becoming too intellectual, Tony (Tony Danza) enrolls him in a gymnastics competition.

Angela's and Tony's respective weekend dates fizzle as thoughts of each other creep into their minds.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Jennifer starts acting different to impress her "cool friends" which starts a rift at home.

Alex discovers that his teenage math tutor has set his sights on Jennifer.

Steven discovers that his college buddy once had a fling with Elyse.

Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) orders Drew (Drew Carey) to work at a home for the elderly. Guest star: Tim Conway.

Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up.

Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) win an office Christmas party drawing and end up going to the Bahamas together.

Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit.

Lisa tells everyone that Dave has broken up with her; Matthew's other vocation is no longer a secret.

Dave, frustrated over his professional setback, decides that he is through being nice; Bill's new on-air notoriety.

Catherine's departure from WNYX stirs up memories for Jimmy and the staff, and inspires Joe's last romantic effort.

Jimmy bets Ted Turner that WNYX will win the holiday talent contest, which pits Dave against his former nemesis.

Elliott recalls when a hit-and-run driver made him lose contact with his dream lover, unaware that Nina was that driver.

A sleazy photographer (Sean Whalen) with incriminating photos blackmails Elliott into giving him a job.

Finch meets his manipulative match in Kyle, Adrienne's hand-model friend; Nina is sentenced to community service.

Nina manipulates Jack after she overhears his therapy session; Maya researches a story on habitual women gamblers.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

George gets carried away playing Santa for the orphans at the help center.

George and Louise enter Jessica in a baby contest.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

An expensive antique doll is kidnapped for ransom; a naive optician buys a bogus ticket to ride the NASA space shuttle; and Luger puts Barney in his will.

An agitated woman with a homemade bomb threatens to blow up the squad room; Sergeant Fish drops in for a visit.

The school newspaper is collecting items for an auction; Danny accidentally grabs the box with Laurie's items to contribute; her personal diary falls into the hands of the editor of the school newspaper; the editor threatens to publish it.

The Partridges perform at an Indian reservation.

Steve fears he'll fall into debt when a loan proves too easy.

A spinster and a bachelor try to buy Harold's affection.

Tony's future father-in-law tries to dissuade him from remaining with the space program.

Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary.

Samantha is commanded to appear before the Witches Council; Serena takes her place.

Endora's spell causes Darrin to become extremely vain.

Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends.

Carol starts dating a man who jilted Maude before she married Walter.

Mel and the girls believe that buried treasure lies somewhere in the diner and they set out to find it.

Mel invests his track winnings in a musical starring Alice, and fires the show's star, Joel Grey.

When Jo decides to take dancing lessons, she attempts to hide the fact from her friends.

Blair is unexpectedly called in as a birthing coach when her mother delivers her baby on Christmas Day.

In her seventh month of pregnancy Muriel is feeling unattractive.

Sara and April's new business is fined for violating city regulations.

The Keatons hold an elderly couple's wedding in their living room.

Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend.

A rumor spreads that Carol and Bob's marriage is on the rocks.

Jack is outraged when the building inspector demands a bribe.

An agitated woman with a homemade bomb threatens to blow up the squad room; Sergeant Fish drops in for a visit.

Alex heads out on his first date.

Ann and Francine could lose a big account unless they accept Schneider's offer of financial assistance.

George gets carried away playing Santa for the orphans at the help center.

George and Louise enter Jessica in a baby contest.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Actress JoBeth Williams; actor Elya Baskin; Dr. Jim King.

Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda.

After Becker's computer is stolen from his apartment, he buys another one through shady circumstances.

When Brian decides to settle down, the woman he selects (Jenny McCarthy) doesn't quite meet his expectations.

A major storm strands the airport gang at a "Singles Mingle" event, where Brian and Casey see some familiar faces.

Paul and Jamie have trouble following their therapist's suggestions after members of the performance group Stomp move in upstairs.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) leave Mabel with Burt and Sylvia (Louis Zorich, Cynthia Harris) and travel to Hollywood for a big interview.

Julia is worried about the reaction of her new beau (James Naughton) when he learns she is going through menopause.

Anthony goes to Las Vegas to forget Vanessa and marries a showgirl (Sheryl Lee Ralph) he has only known for 24 hours.

Sandra writes a raunchy novel that includes characters based on her close friends.

Rose turns to a video dating service to find a man.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

Florence's vivid imagination transforms life at the Jeffersons' into a soap opera.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

A group of Hasidic Jews riot to protest the department's ineffectiveness; Urban survivalists are found living in steam tunnels beneath the city.

Bullet-proof vests arrive after Harris and Dietrich are sent to an office building with a gun-toting man inside.

Keith and Danny are taken in by a psychic's "trance routine.".

Laurie embarrasses Keith by defending him from the school bully.

Hazel brings new meaning to a man's life when she inspires confidence in him.

Harold joins a rock 'n' roll band to compete in a TV talent contest.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Uncle Arthur tries to make some French pastry, but gets the real Napoleon instead.

Darrin accuses Samantha of using witchcraft to win a slogan contest.

Maude enlists Florida's aid when she gives a fund-raising party for a black militant.

Maude insists on a full court trial when she is given a speeding ticket by an eager young traffic cop.

Mel's musical gets less than rave reviews on opening night and the only person who can revive it is Joel Grey.

Alice's Thanksgiving turns into a disaster when her meddlesome mother arrives with an upsetting announcement.

Mrs. Garrett helps a nervous Tootie prepare for her driving test.

When the police stake out the shop in an effort to catch a group of counterfeiters, the girls decide not to tell Mrs. Garrett.

Sara and Jackie exchange apartments with a European couple Henry suspects might be terrorists.

Despite Henry's disapproval, Sara decides to pursue a TV talk show job instead of a college degree.

Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition.

Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection.

Terri is about to marry a soap opera star who Jack believes has a questionable reputation.

Jack challenges a Golden Gloves contender.

Bullet-proof vests arrive after Harris and Dietrich are sent to an office building with a gun-toting man inside.

Barbara's grandmothers vie for her affection.

The gang surprises Barbara at work with a 21st birthday party.

Florence's vivid imagination transforms life at the Jeffersons' into a soap opera.

George's appearance on a local talk show is jeopardized when the host learns he's sponsoring a Cuban refugee.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Actor Robert Blake; journalist Calvin Trillin; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

A cat finds its way into john's office and refuses to leave; Margaret attempts to help Becker plan a trip she knows he'll never take.

Becker accepts his accountant cousin's (Richard Schiff) invitation for dinner and winds up causing problems.

Suicide-hotline volunteer Antonio consoles a woman (Tracy Scoggins) whose boyfriend (Philip Casnoff) recently dumped her.

Everyone tries to locate a courier who leaves a cooler containing the "gift of life" at Helen's lunch counter.

Jamie and Paul (Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser) have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner; Mabel may be allergic. Lisa Kudrow and Steve Park guest star.

Jamie (Helen Hunt) gets jealous when Paul (Paul Reiser) hires his former nurse, Diane (guest star Jean Louisa Kelly), to help his neighbor Hal (guest star Paxton Whitehead).

A desperate Anthony invents various schemes to extricate himself from his hasty marriage.

B.J. finds love letters from another woman in her late husband's safe-deposit box.

Mary, Rose and Pearl try to prevent a graffiti artist from defacing the apartment.

Lester reconsiders a contracting bid when he learns that the backers have investments in South Africa.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

A rainmaker offers his help when New York suffers from a water shortage; Wojo, Harris, and Dietrich all eye an opening in the vice squad.

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

Shirley gets a speeding ticket on her way to receive a Mother-of-the-Year award.

Keith escorts a princess around the United States.

Hazel gets Steve to help a friend by having Steve sell his house.

After Hazel decides that she needs new drapes, Barbara decides to have the whole room painted.

Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book.

Tony is assigned to serve as a technical director on a new movie.

Samantha campaigns to rescue a neighborhood park for the children.

Uncle Arthur swaps Samantha and Darrin's voices as a joke; They try to keep a depressed Louise and Larry from finding out.

Maude accuses Carol of marrying for convenience instead of love when she announces her plans to wed.

Maude and Walter are reminded of their stormy courtship days while watching election results on television.

Mel's newly-divorced mother arrives for a visit and falls for Earl.

Jolene thinks her brother is up to one of his schemes when he sells Mel a worm farm.

Tootie discovers a talented campus comic and arranges a meeting for him with a talent scout.

Jo agrees to pose as George's fiancée at his high-school class reunion in an effort to impress his former girlfriend.

Jackie eagerly awaits a marriage proposal when Brad returns from a trip, but he's having second thoughts.

Muriel's labor pains start off with a bad note when a stuck piano blocks their way to the hospital.

Steven backs out as a cosigner for Mallory, but that doesn't stop her from getting a car.

Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer.

Jack bets Janet and Terri that he can stay away from women for a week.

Jack and Terri think Janet is trying to seduce Furley's shy nephew.

Harris loses his libel appeal and his assets; Dietrich handles a news dealer's dispute with a construction crew.

The announcement of Barbara's engagement brings Ann's feelings of failure to the surface.

Katherine falls for Francine's slick father.

George recruits Tom to save the day in the bowling semifinals.

A visit to her old home in Harlem brings back memories for Louise.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Actor Jonathan Winters; actor Peter Strauss.

Becker shuttles Reggie, Margaret, Jake and Linda to various engagements; Doug Heffernan, Ray Barone and Hilton Lucas visit Becker's office.

Becker is sure that his string of lucky breaks will bring some bad luck.

Casey convinces Brian to invest a hefty insurance check in a martini bar.

Joe and Brian are forced to sell the airline to a rich businessman who puts his slacker son in charge.

After Jamie (Helen Hunt) gives Paul's (Paul Reiser) new documentary a bad review, he's asked to care for his super's (guest star Jerry Adler) garden. With guest stars Abe Vigoda and Robert Klein.

Ira's (John Pankow) business takes a dive; Paul (Paul Reiser) is blinded by Jamie (Helen Hunt), which threatens Ira's plans. With guest stars Richard Kind and Dan Castellaneta.

While Anthony wonders whether he made a mistake by marrying Etienne, the ladies throw them a wedding shower.

When Anthony agrees to testify in court for Mary Jo, he reluctantly becomes her legal adviser.

Brenda gets a job at a fast-food restaurant.

Sandra seeks Mary's help when her straight-laced mother visits.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

A beauty queen has her purse snatched; an angry moviegoer vandalizes a theater for showing snuff films; and Wojo is slapped with a paternity suit.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Laurie's biker friend threatens suicide after his girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal.

Fred Williams' house buy jeopardizes his son's education.

Hazel and Barbara scheme to earn money to buy a pool table for Steve.

Jeannie gets into hot water when she goes for a drive in Tony's car.

An officer's son thinks he saw magic being used at Tony's house.

Tabitha grants a preschool classmate's wish to be a butterfly.

Dr. Bombay's attempt to save a dying willow tree causes Sam to cry, then laugh, when the wind blows.

Maude's unexpected announcement that she is pregnant brings divergent reactions from Carol and Walter.

Maude and Walter try to decide what to do about her unexpected pregnancy.

Mel's diner suddenly becomes popular after Alice spots a UFO.

Vera's debut as a cello player in a string quartet doesn't end on a melodic note.

Headed for an awards ceremony, Blair is trapped in an elevator with the operator who has a very special past; he shares his wisdom with Blair.

The girls travel to Atlantic City, N.J., to reunite Jo with the aspiring singer she met in Florida; they go to see Jo's old flame, rock 'n' roll singer Flyman.

Muriel finally goes into labor while a nervous Henry is at work, leaving her no choice but to ask Monroe for help.

Henry gets to the hospital in time to witness the birth of his son, but at the expense of being fired by an angry Mr. Wainwright.

Racist threats surface after the Keatons' black friends move into the neighborhood.

The entire neighborhood is catapulted into action when the Thompsons' home is vandalized.

Jack catches married Mr. Angelino with a woman.

Jack's new moustache is a turn-on for Terri.

Host Mike Detillier and former Saints QB John Fourcade discuss upcoming Saints action and break down LSU on the Gridiron.

Harris signs another book deal; and a lottery winner threatens the couple who lost his winning ticket; Luger shops for a mail-order Asian bride.

Newly engaged Barbara is shattered by news that could threaten her marital future.

Alex causes a fire in the apartment building.

The Jeffersons' neighbor is in the Ku Klux Klan.

George basks in the limelight after heroically saving an elderly woman from a mugger.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Actor Martin Mull; comic Jerry Seinfeld; Scot Morris.

Becker's fear of asking Reggie to a social event goes back to the first time he was rejected at the tender age of 10.

Becker believes he is being stalked by a woman (Kim Darby) after he rescues her from choking.