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Alex goes overboard, filling Andrew's "time capsule" to overflowing, while the rest of the family reminisce.

Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation.

Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine.

Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic.

One of the last two survivors of an old-world tontine tries to commit suicide in order to allow a cousin to inherit.

As their wedding date draws near, Mark and Barbara visit Las Vegas.

Barbara and Mark's plans upset Ann.

Florence doubts her executive abilities.

Lionel and Jenny's marriage is in trouble.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Actor Bob Uecker; actress Kathleen Wilhoite; Zippy the Chimp.

Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain.

Becker receives phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, then ends up meeting her only to be shocked by a secret she's been keeping.

Fay's dead husbands appear to her from beyond the grave, demanding the return of their sold possessions; Brian and Casey go on a Valentine's date; a customer hires Sandpapier Air to help him propose to his girlfriend.

A trip to the Big Apple turns sour when Helen and Joe are stranded in New York without money; Joe enters Helen in a drag queen contest.

Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) decide they need space away from each other; Ira (John Pankow) becomes Marvin's (guest star Jeff Garlin) wrestling manager. Randy "Macho Man" Savage guest stars as himself.

Paul and Jamie get arrested after stealing Burt's broken-down car; guests Cyndi Lauper, Richard Belzer.

Anthony tries to rise above his jealousy when Etienne's (Sheryl Lee Ralph) successful male college friend (Ron Glass) visits.

Julia's overbearing former schoolmistress moves in with her after receiving instructions at a seance.

Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss.

Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead.

Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.

Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.

George gets Lionel to see a marriage counselor.

George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination.

A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night.

Danny wins an insomniac racehorse.

The Partridges decide to move to a larger house.

George comes down with a cold on the same day he is to meet with an important client.

George defends Hazel, charged with a traffic violation.

Roger gets in a jam and needs Jeannie's help to get him out of it.

Jeannie wants to accompany Tony to Rome; Tony tells Jeannie to get a passport without magic.

Endora causes trouble when she zaps two living busts of Larry and Darrin in the Stephens home.

Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat.

When a fire damages his house, Arthur moves in temporarily with Maude and Walter.

Florida's husband demands that she stop working for white people and quit her job with the Findlays.

Mel sells the diner to the girls when he decides to accept an irresistible job offer.

Tommy's about to hang up his basketball uniform and forfeit his college scholarship. Guest star: Meadowlark Lemon.

When Mrs. Garrett decides to marry and move to Africa, her sister moves in with the girls.

The girls fear that Tootie and her boyfriend are becoming too serious.

Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried.

Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical.

Emotions run high in the Keaton household as Alex prepares to leave for a prime job with a New York stock brokerage firm.

Elyse feels a sense of loss as Alex prepares to move to New York.

Jack winds up with two dates for the same day.

Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret.

A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night.

Schneider refuses to acknowledge his hearing loss.

Ann's mother makes some accurate predictions into the future when she starts reading tarot cards.

George gets Lionel to see a marriage counselor.

George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Actor Bob Hope; actor Clint Eastwood; host and comedian David Letterman.

Becker won't listen to his doctor after he is accidentally shot during an argument between two motorists.

Becker is forced to stay at home and deal with his neighbors during his recuperation period; Margaret and Linda try to find a fill-in doctor.

Joe and Helen find marital bliss after they insist that Brian move out; Antonio and his girlfriend split.

Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman.

Paul and his mother-in-law, Theresa, are involved in a car accident; Theresa's estranged husband visits.

Paul and Jamie learn they may be distant cousins; Sylvia has a sudden change of heart about her daughter-in-law.

Carlene decides to dress like a man when she discovers her new boyfriend (Greg Kean) is a cross-dresser.

In a parody of "Gone With the Wind," Sugarbakers redecorate a mansion, according to a woman's bad taste.

Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club.

Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar.

Jack disguises himself as a woman to compete in a baking contest.

Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly.

George and Louise think they've both found the perfect new maid.

When George is convinced that he's no longer attractive, Louise attempts to rekindle the flames of romance in his heart.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars.

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

After accepting a date with an ardent old admirer, Shirley later has to figure out how to get rid of him and his mother.

The Partridges and Reuben are held hostage by an escaped convict (Arte Johnson).

An unethical interior decorator threatens Dorothy's business.

A lost dog inspires George to buy an alarm system.

Jeannie helps Tony live out his childhood dream of becoming a surgeon.

Tony becomes frustrated over Jeannie's constant use of magic to help around the house.

Envious Serena decides she wants to be like Samantha and wed a mortal.

A chimp follows Samantha home and is launched on an advertising career.

Walter is caught having a cocktail with his former secretary.

Maude tries to bring a school chum and her estranged daughter together to patch up their differences.

Vera has a few confessions to make when Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded.

Mel asks his cousin for help in a crazy scheme to crush a competitor.

Jo finds it difficult to pay her share of transforming the attic into a loft.

Tootie undermines the competition when she auditions for her first Broadway show. Guest: pop singer Stacey Q.

The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Peer pressure causes Jennifer to give up a male pal, but her mom helps them reunite.

A college coed seduces teenage Alex when he meets her delivering groceries.

Jack disguises himself as a woman to compete in a baking contest.

Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly.

Host Mike Detillier and former Saints QB John Fourcade discuss upcoming Saints action and break down LSU on the Gridiron.

Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder.

Everything is going smoothly before Barbara and Mark's wedding until Barbara has second thoughts and Julie gets labor pains.

Mark finds himself on the golf course moments before his wedding.

George and Louise think they've both found the perfect new maid.

When George is convinced that he's no longer attractive, Louise attempts to rekindle the flames of romance in his heart.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister.

Actor/comedian Richard Pryor; actress Rain Pryor.

Becker believes Elizabeth might be a dishonest doctor when she lies about having aspirin to stop his pain.

Jake realizes that he can't forgive the man (Cress Williams) whose drunken driving cost him his eyesight.