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Maude is transformed into a quivering mass of guilt and insecurity when her mother pays a visit.

Maude breaks the news to Walter that she's been asked to run for the state Senate.

Alice decides it is time to have the "facts of life" talk with Tommy, but discovers that he is already taking a sex education class in school.

Flo's first husband is in town, and she is convinced that his womanizing days are over, until he makes a pass at Alice.

Blair's mother runs into an old high-school boyfriend during Parents Night.

Mrs. Garrett's ex-husband proposes again.

Henry's job is in jeopardy when a picture of him posing with a political candidate and Cosmic Cow appears in the papers.

Monroe befriends a 15-year-old boy who was picked up for shoplifting.

Alex tries to set up Skippy with a shy friend, but she thinks Alex is the one asking her out.

The kids hirer a young lovable housekeeper with no skills for cleaning.

Jack and Chrissy compete in a test of willpower.

Jack, Janet and Chrissy think that Helen is having an affair.

Host Mike Detillier and former Saints QB John Fourcade discuss upcoming Saints action and break down LSU on the Gridiron.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

Julie wants to attend the same college as her rich friend despite the fact that she can't afford it.

Ann fails to invite Schneider to her party.

George slips into deep trouble when he plans to recover $15,000 swindled from Tom.

George and Tom are in danger when three unexpected visitors call on them.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Actor Steve Martin; actor Sylvester Stallone.

Reggie discovers that her new beau's ex-wife is a former beauty queen who now serves as an adviser to the president.

Becker regrets agreeing to barter medical care for food, cigarettes and handyman services from Reggie, Jake and Bob.

Having failed at real estate, Helen tries her hand at stand-up comedy.

Joe is asked by his former high-school baseball coach (Brian Doyle-Murray) to fly in the team's new pitcher (Matt Fox).

Paul and Jamie are at war with their new neighbors over their apartments and the building becoming a co-op, but their dogs don't share their families' animosity.

Jamie's quest for the perfect resting place for her uncle's ashes leads the Buchmans to Belmont Park.

Suzanne convinces Charlene that her boyfriend (Douglas Barr) should date others before making a commitment.

When their supplier is hit by a strike, the ladies sew their own drapes.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

The women become lost in the desert when the gang travels to an Arizona dude ranch.

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

George's chauvinistic remarks at a seminar for newlyweds make Louise uneasy.

Florence "bags" a millionaire when she accompanies her girlfriend on a man-hunting expedition.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

The band gets caught up in a nightclub's labor woes.

Shirley's matchmaking nearly costs the family its manager.

Deirdre fears Hazel will ruin the social event of the season.

A professor of law bears a torch for the love of his youth.

When Tony orders Jeannie to help someone else, she helps to rob a bank.

The president comes to Tony's home while a new genie is in training.

Tabitha uses witchcraft and learns a lesson in sisterhood at Christmas.

Endora has her day and her way as Darrin tries to sell bonbons.

Walter moves into the nearest bachelor pad when Maude decides to run for the state Senate.

Maude and Walter both show up at the Harmons' party with a date.

Alice and Flo come to the rescue when Vera decides that life isn't worth living.

Flo tries to talk Alice out of accepting a marriage proposal.

Tootie discloses her friends' I.Q. scores.

Tootie's father wants to remove her from Mrs. Garrett's care.

Jackie's asked to accept a fashion design job in Italy, but doesn't know how to break the news to her overprotective father.

Henry competes with 100 top artists in a contest to design a logo for Iris' company.

Alex begs the housekeeper to accompany him to a fraternity party.

Alex grows attached to an unwed, pregnant woman when he attends a natural birth class with Elyse.

Janet finds Jack in bed with her visiting sister.

A glib guru dazzles Chrissy into following him to his commune.

Wojo arrests a man for refusing to interfere when he witnessed a mugging in progress; Barney doesn't think a crime has been committed.

In one of the most critical times of their lives, Julie must come to terms with being a woman and Ann with being a mother.

Ann's complaint over a mistake in her phone bill leads to trouble with the Secret Service.

George's chauvinistic remarks at a seminar for newlyweds make Louise uneasy.

Florence "bags" a millionaire when she accompanies her girlfriend on a man-hunting expedition.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Actor Chevy Chase; actress Maureen Murphy; actress Vanity.

Everybody has an opinion on why John should attend his ex-wife's wedding -- even a bartender (George Wendt) at Grand Central Station.

Bob convinces Becker that Jake's girlfriend is attracted to him.

Foul weather forces an ocean landing for Brian and Joe en route to Helen's debut with the Boston Symphony Orchestra.

Brian convinces Joe to fake a crash-related injury to help finance the rebuilding of the airline.

Mr. Wicker moves in with Paul and Jamie after he and his wife fall out because of his infatuation with a new resident; Jamie is not happy when she discovers that she needs to wear glasses.

Jamie enjoys arranging a promotional event for the sporting-goods store and getting a former Yankees player to make an appearance; Paul is angry when he finds out Burt is turning the store over to Ira.

The Sugarbaker women experience a three-day survival course, compliments of Bernice.

Anthony becomes a surrogate brother to a teenage con artist (Shavar Ross), causing Anthony to reflect on his own childhood.

Brenda is tempted to plagiarize an essay to win a role in a rock video.

En route to surprise Lester with a work-site birthday party, Mary and Sandra are accosted by a biker gang.

Sabrina is trapped in a snowstorm with Harvey and Brad, but can't use her magical powers to save them.

Salem falls in love with his high-school reunion date; Sabrina investigates Mr. Kraft's sudden wealth.

During Christmas, Sabrina erases winter so that she, Harvey and her aunts can enjoy a Jamaican holiday.

Sabrina goes on a crash diet hoping to win the title of cutest couple with Harvey at the Winter Ball.

Mork mistakes the examiner assigned to give him a driving test to be a reincarnation of the devil.

All of Mork's Earth memory is erased by Orson when Mork, beset by family responsibilities, neglects his job of reporting back to his planet.

Mork builds a home computer that is so advanced it takes him, Mindy and Mearth hostage.

When Mork learns how to make gold he buys Mindy a mansion and hires Tracy Austin as Mearth's tennis instructor.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Helen is convinced Stanley is having an affair when she sees him give a locket to another woman.

Jack and Vicky (John Ritter, Mary Cadorette) fight a rate increase for trash pickup.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Alice is left in charge as Mel decides to take a nap in the storeroom. She finds herself face to face with a pistol waving robber who demands all the money.

The waitresses try to cheer up Mel when he becomes upset over not having a family.

The squad investigates a hijacked bus that crashes in the neighborhood.

The detectives must arrest a 70-year-old recluse who hasn't left his apartment since World War II, after he refuses to do jury duty.

Tom saves George's life, and George regrets it.

Premarital jitters have Jenny questioning her love for Lionel.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

Julie's father hopes to halt her plans to marry her 42-year-old boss.

Ann learns that her client expects more than just business acumen from her.

Archie's plan to get Stephanie into the school chorus backfires.

Murray's plans to marry are put on hold when his mother suddenly dies.

Maude refuses to allow John Wayne in her house when he stops in Tuckahoe to publicize a movie.

Maude begins dividing the community property when she catches Walter and Vivian in an illicit embrace.

On a dare, Keith produces a movie starring the Partridges.

Keith wants his own apartment so he can have some peace and quiet to write music; Shirley reluctantly agrees to let him move into a room in the house next door.

The IRS scrutinizes George's return when he demands a refund.

Hazel's betrayal of a confidence loses George an appointment.

Jeannie tells Tony she has never had a birthday but knows that Neptune was in Scorpio the day she was born. Tony tries to find out her birthday through a NASA computer, but Dr. Bellows finds out and takes the answer away before Tony can read it.

While Tony distracts Dr. Bellows, Roger taps into the NASA computer again. He finds the answer, but before he can tell Jeannie her birthday, he is shipped off to Alaska. Tony throws Jeannie a party anyway.

Samantha arranges a meeting between Darrin and her mother to settle their differences.

A black Peruvian rose is making Samantha sick and lose her powers; Darrin gathers ingredients to cure ailing Samantha.

Actor Orson Bean; author David Horowitz; oil well firefighter Red Adair.

The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation.

Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac.

Helen is convinced Stanley is having an affair when she sees him give a locket to another woman.

Jack and Vicky (John Ritter, Mary Cadorette) fight a rate increase for trash pickup.

Monroe's debut as a stand-up comedian is a bust.

Benny sings of the absurdities of the human race, deals with customs officials and portrays a drunken sailor.

Resort; feminist dictionary.

Posters come to life; the Lover.

Benny doubts his wife's fidelity; a new version of Bizet's opera "Carmen.".

Matchmaker Cory (Vonnie Ribisi) tries to fix his mother (Lauren Tewes) up with Klawicki (Dick Butkus).

Joey (Greg Evigan) wants to show Nicole's (Staci Keanan) friends how "cool" he is. Chad Allen guest stars.

Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) prepare for father-daughter talks by taking a sexuality awareness seminar.

Michael and Joey vie to see who can date a woman (Morgan Fairchild) first.

Tootie discovers that the new student, a young princess, plans to run away.

Blair's behavior toward her new boyfriend could cost her her self-respect and her best friends.

The girls are determined to do everything in their power to spare Mrs. Garrett unnecessary stress.

Jo is furious when she learns that a favorite teacher is planning to leave Eastland.

Jackie decides to have a breast implant operation in order to make herself more attractive.

Sara competes for an anchor position.

The Rushes' house is scheduled for demolition when the city plans to construct a new subway station.

Monroe's father pays a visit and has high expectations for his son.

Carol returns; Burt isn't dying; Corinne comforts Dutch; Billy gets bored with Leslie.

The minister's daughter dumps Chester; Jessica visits a psychiatrist.

Burt decides to run for sheriff; Mary thinks she may be carrying an alien baby; Jessica's psychiatrist meets the family.

The Tates hire a new butler named Saunders; Burt learns the results of the sheriff's election; Billy tells Leslie their affair is over.

Tempers flare when the governor and Pete are pitted against Clayton and Benson in a golf tournament.

The governor learns about dirty politics when his party won't support his renomination.

After visiting his lumber mill, the governor decides to run for re-election as an independent.

The governor's campaign comes to a hectic close, and the election results show he has lost.

Mary gets a chance to appear in a movie that's shooting in the area.

Mary and Lester learn that he has distant cousins who are white.

Mary feels inadequate when her former best friend pays a visit.

Lester hides his famous houseguest's (Marvelous Marvin Hagler) identity to protect their business deal.

Charlie advises Alex not to mislead a girl.

Alan tries to make up for remarks to the class.

Obstacles face Charlie's production of "Hair.".

The students save the production of "Hair.".

Tony (Tony Danza) helps a former Brooklyn neighbor (Rhoda Gemignani) run her family's fish market. Chef Wolfgang Puck makes an appearance.

Tony (Tony Danza) fumes when he thinks that an obnoxious teenager has rear-ended his prized van. With Scott Bloom, Anthony Peck and Milo O'Shea.

Mona (Katherine Helmond) falls for one of Angela's clients (Leslie Nielsen). With Janice Lynde.

Tony moonlights at the same restaurant where Samantha is working.

Steven's brother arrives and announces that he and his wife have split up.

Rob's wife pays a surprise visit to the Keaton home to confront her husband.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Elyse tells Andrew about the Keatons' past male-female battles.

Drew's ex-fiancee Nicki invites him to her wedding, where Drew embarrasses himself trying to impress her.

Oswald gets paid for the breast implant experiment and decides to share his wealth -- which includes a new car for Drew.

Mimi devises a scheme that leaves Drew unable to get home from China because he has no passport or money.

Kate's (Christa Miller) maternal side emerges when she house-sits and baby-sits for Drew's neighbor. With Drew Carey.

Dave learns that Jimmy has escaped from jail and is hiding in Wisconsin; Lisa is enamored by a new love.

A surprise witness (guest star Adam West) at the trial may tip the scales of justice in Jimmy's (Stephen Root) favor; Lisa (Maura Tierney) dumps Johnny (guest star Patrick Warburton).

Jimmy and Beth (Stephen Root, Vicki Lewis) battle over a profit-sharing plan that they both thought of simultaneously.

Jimmy hires a security adviser who Max thinks is a con man; Joe and Beth are chosen to create a mural.

Nina and Finch are unaware of Jack's divorce; Finch surprises Jack at his hotel with a musical performance from his new band (98 Degrees).

Nina's romance with a famous actor (Robert Burgi) is soured when his mother (Eve Brenner) competes for his affections.

Elliott's scheming younger brother (David Cross) returns, claiming to be a successful insurance salesman.

Maya's best friend from high school (Andy Richter) is hired to give a motivational speech to Blush employees.

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancée.

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

Louise appears to be a top contender for the Help Center's volunteer award.

Bentley's homecoming becomes dismal when he learns that his old apartment is not available.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

The precinct experiences a black-out; Barney must deal with a woman psychiatrist and a man with a split personality.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

Keith's new car drains his wallet; guest Annette O'Toole.

The Partridges help a young runaway; guest Sandy Kenyon.

Hazel runs into problems when she tries to get to a shoe sale early.

Hazel leads a highway commission on a nature walk.

Tony lies to Jeannie about going to the North Pole for survival training, but instead goes to Hawaii.

Jeannie blinks up King Kamehameha, who decides to retake Hawaii.

The Good Fairy gets into the brandy and makes Samantha her substitute.

A client arrives while Sam is still the Good Fairy; Samantha wants to give up new job.

Maude decides her marriage is over when Walter falls off the wagon.

Candidate Maude finally faces Election Day.

Alice is torn between letting her son be "one of the boys" and compromising her principles.

Alice is not happy when she receives word that her mother-in-law, Rose Hyatt, is coming for a visit. She quickly gets annoyed at Rose's overbearing nature.

Blair's solution to a problem puts the honor of the school at stake.

Sue Ann goes on a crash diet after the pressure of everyone's body-consciousness; Blair's intimating that a boy won't like her, makes her feel fat.

Henry is distraught when he learns that Sara and her boyfriend plan to live together.

Cosmic Cow may move on to greener pastures when a TV network wants to feature her in a show.

Mallory's family and friends seem to be taking the death of her favorite aunt too lightly.

While working on a term paper, Alex falls asleep and dreams it's 1776, and he's at Independence Hall in Philadelphia.

The girls accuse Jack of wanting Larry's fiancée.

Chrissy plans a business trip with her boss.

Fish dons a Santa Claus suit to catch a robber on Christmas Eve; Yemana romances a lovely mugging victim.

Ann learns another woman is eyeing David.

Against her better judgment, Ann allows Julie to accept a job.

Louise appears to be a top contender for the Help Center's volunteer award.

Bentley's homecoming becomes dismal when he learns that his old apartment is not available.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Actress Joan Collins; Daniel Greenblatt.

When a school invites Becker to speak to children about nutrition, he finds himself instead answering questions about sex.

A prestigious medical journal accepts John's article for publication, but it goes to press with a photograph of someone else.