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Cupid; Club Bizarre.

Hill's Angels dance; visit to Spain.

TV spoofs of "Cagney & Lacey," "The Herd.".

Vaudeville performer; movie mogul.

Joey (Greg Evigan) becomes the breadwinner when Michael (Paul Reiser) is laid off. With Florence Stanley.

A burned-out rock 'n' roll legend (Davy Jones) visits Joey (Greg Evigan). Peter Noone also guest stars.

Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) try to show Nicole (Staci Keanan) the dangers of alcohol. With Florence Stanley.

A moonlighting bailiff (Richard Moll) protects Judge Wilbur (Florence Stanley) from a recently released criminal.

The girls learn a valuable lesson when they join Tootie's college-aged brother and his roommate for a night on the town.

Blair is stunned by her socialite sister's decision to become a nun and then by a shocking announcement from Jo.

Blair believes that she is the only one capable of keeping her sister and Jo from becoming nuns.

A series of events disrupts Mrs. Garrett's attempts to entertain French visitors.

Henry's father pays a visit with his future bride, a woman in her 40s who is pregnant with his child.

Henry's life is threatened when he's the only eyewitness in a robbery.

Henry gets a new idea for Cosmic Cow, thanks to a story about a dog with amnesia.

Henry runs into an old Navy acquaintance, unaware that his friend is gay.

Jessica is hospitalized; Burt wins; Jodie goes to court.

Jodie battles for custody of his baby; Leslie wires herself with a bomb; Jessica receives devastating news from her doctor.

Jodie battles for custody of his baby; Leslie wires herself with a bomb; Jessica receives devastating news from her doctor.

Dying Jessica forgives Chester; Carol lies; Dutch is torn.

A yacht cruise becomes a murder mystery when the owner of the boat is stabbed to death.

Murders abound on a working vacation aboard a yacht, but Benson saves the day.

Pete and Benson are captured by guerillas when they go to an island.

Benson's younger brother visits town at the same time a big report is due.

The Jenkins agree to take on a college student, who turns out to be 11 years old.

Brenda competes in the Miss Teen Washington Pageant.

Sandra's cousin flees a prearranged marriage.

Olympic gold medalist Florence Griffith-Joyner shows Brenda that there is still honor in not finishing first.

The class worries about making commitments.

A new student (Jonathan Ke Quan) rejects the Academic Olympics.

Simone dates Dennis after he saves her life.

Arvid promises three girls each will be a dance queen.

An apparent widow (D.D. Howard) attracts Tony's (Tony Danza) interest until Angela (Judith Light) discovers that her husband is alive and well. Jessica Player guest stars.

When Tony's (Tony Danza) relatives come for a visit, his cousin Maurizio (Richard Grieco) falls for Angela (Judith Light).

Tony (Tony Danza) feels neglected when Samantha (Alyssa Milano) announces that she and her new boyfriend (Scott Bloom) are going steady.

Tony (Tony Danza) joins his old singing group, the Dreamtones, for a high-school benefit concert. With Johnny Hostetter and Joey Melore.

Alex accepts the Henry Higgins-like challenge of tutoring Nick so that the rough-hewn young man can obtain a high-school diploma.

At the banking conference in Chicago, Alex refuses to tell his boss (Melinda Culea) what happened the night before.

In Chicago, Rebecca gets steamed when Alex refuses to tell her what happened the night before.

Mallory forgets about Nick when she falls head over heels in love with a glib British graduate student (Jonathan Emerson).

Drew (Drew Carey) enrolls in a night class and is attracted to a classmate (guest star Shirley Jones).

Unexpected visits from Drew's and Celia's families make for a spirited holiday dinner; guests Shirley Jones, Marion Ross, Danny Bonaduce.

Drew (Drew Carey) holds out for a good deal when Winfred-Louder tries to buy the land his house is on.

Drew and Celia's (Drew Carey, Shirley Jones) relationship goes downhill when Drew asks Celia to move in with him.

The entire station gets involved when Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) vie for the same apartment. With Stephen Root.

Jimmy wants to build in New York; Matthew's 30th birthday spurs radical changes that irritate everyone.

Joe (Joe Rogan) hypnotizes Jimmy (Stephen Root) to help him relive and resolve his feelings from the '60s. With Jon Lovitz and Dave Foley.

Lisa's (Maura Tierney) new assistant (guest star Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) is attracted to Dave (Dave Foley); Jimmy (Stephen Root) turns the men's room into a cigar lounge. With Joe Rogan, Andy Dick and Jon Lovitz.

Finch's old friend (Jenny McCarthy) decides to visit, but he has undergone a sex change and is now a gorgeous woman.

Maya's pleasant Thanksgiving takes a turn for the worse when Jack hooks up with Elliott's mom before dinner.

Finch is exiled to the basement, where he discovers Jack's first assistant (Martin Mull); Elliott claims Maya's hunky doctor is a frequent visitor at strip clubs.

Jack's lucky numbers come up in the lottery, but Finch spent the dollar on coffee instead of a ticket.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

George takes over as manager of Florence's singing group, but his booking decisions end on a bad note.

Florence's joy at her small-town cousin's arrival turns to concern when the teen decides to stay.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician; Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

Danny is interested in the whales singing and tells the family they need to include whales in their act to show their support of ecology; the Partridges make a record featuring the song of a whale to raise awareness of the whale's plight.

Keith decides that being the eldest, he should take more responsibility for his siblings.

Circumstance and Rosie lead Hazel to think George unfaithful.

After George refuses to accept payment for helping one of Hazel's friends, he regrets it.

Jeannie's wicked sister, Jeannie II tricks her into hating Tony.

Jeannie is upset Tony must spend three months on the moon with a beautiful doctor.

Samantha's guilty conscience about using magic, creates magic problems.

Sam casts a spell on all the mirrors in the house so that Esmeralda (Alice Ghostley) will look younger and renew her confidence.

Maude's ex-husband leaves her responsible for disposing of his ashes in a very particular manner.

Mrs. Naugatuck knows more than she's telling when Maude's priceless crystal bowl gets broken.

Alice and Flo play cupid for Vera when she becomes depressed that she is alone as her birthday approaches.

Alice resorts to burglary when she can't convince Mel that charity begins at home.

Jo attends a country club cotillion with Blair's suave childhood friend.

Tootie's new boyfriend questions the real motives of her white friends.

Henry and Muriel's table doesn't include a setting for a lion that wanders into their dinner party.

Sara believes that Monroe needs a sex surrogate to overcome his problems.

Alex gets his ideal girl at college, but finds himself attracted to her roommate as well.

Time is running out for Alex when he discovers that Ellen intends to marry another man.

Janet and her date find Jack and Chrissy in bed.

Chrissy eats the pie Jack was going to enter in a statewide baking competition.

The squad tracks a mad bomber who's threatened to blow up an Army recruiting office; and Fish has to dress as a woman when it's his turn for mugging detail.

After a disastrous date with a high-school hero, Barbara takes Julie's advice and decides to change her image.

On the eve of her marriage to David, Ann must come to grips with one of the most important decisions of her life.

George takes over as manager of Florence's singing group, but his booking decisions end on a bad note.

Florence's joy at her small-town cousin's arrival turns to concern when the teen decides to stay.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Host Dick Cavett; comedian Jimmy Brogan; comedian Dave Barry.

Jake and Bob want to join Reggie in Europe; Chris isn't convinced when Becker tries to prove his true feelings toward her.

Tensions between Becker and Chris escalate, threatening their friendship.

Joe and Brian get tips from Helen on what women like in men in order to interest Alex in a date.

Helen's elaborate plans for a surprise birthday party go up in smoke when the honoree injures himself in her house.

Paul approaches prickly TV legend Alan Brady (Carl Reiner) to narrate his documentary about the history of television.

Paul realizes how little he knows about handling details of day-to-day life when Jamie goes out of town, and he mistakenly donates their bed to a charity thrift store.

After Mary Jo is mugged, the Sugarbaker women take a self-defense course.

Reggie (Danny Thompson), the thieving accountant, cons Suzanne into investing in a circus.

Mary witnesses the infidelity of Rose's boyfriend (Kevin Peter Hall) while on a trip to Atlantic City.

Mary is hailed as a brave new artist following a cleaning mishap in an art gallery.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

George's ego suffers a blow when an unlikely source offers a humble lesson in personal worth.

Automation threatens Ralph's job just as George tries to boost the doorman's self-esteem.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

A woman is robbed by her computer date; and the detectives must decide whether to honor an unauthorized policeman's strike.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Danny and Keith try to give a shy, awkward grocery clerk enough confidence to ask Laurie for a date.

Mother Nature gives Danny a hand in another of his money-making schemes.

In Dorothy's absence, Hazel's gaiety drives George to break.

Hazel's date translates for George's Italian client.

Jeannie gives Roger a birthday wish; Roger wishes to switch places with Tony.

Hillbillies think Tony and Roger are Martians while the two are testing an experimental aircraft shaped like a saucer.

Endora doesn't think Darrin has a sense of humor; she gives Darrin an inappropriate sense of humor.

Phyllis, Darrin's mother sees Tabitha float a doll across the room.

The biggest surprise at Walter's birthday party is his arrest for "lewd and lascivious" behavior.

Maude decides that Henry Fonda would be an ideal candidate for President of the United States.

Alice must scrimp to come up with money for Tommy's braces and Mel needs a new refrigerator. Flo finds a paper bag with $40,000 cash in it, and it seems everyone's money woes are over.

Alice is given the chance to star in a television commercial for Mel's diner.

A visit by Blair's handicapped cousin brings back a lifelong conflict.

Jo "picks up" an expensive gift for Mrs. Garrett's birthday.

Muriel's divorced college friend arrives for a visit and propositions Henry.

Muriel's former boyfriend stops by for dinner and directs his attention to Jackie.

The Keatons are stunned when they finally meet Mallory's boyfriend, Nick.

Jennifer decides to hang out with the "cool" kids at school.

Angry Jack moves out of the apartment.

Roper plans to sell the apartment house as an anniversary surprise for Helen.

A man-hungry spinster and a loud prisoner present a challenge to Barney when his crew decides to join a strike.

Ann has some bad news about Schneider's pride and joy, his nephew Harvey.

Ann's father visits and continues to insist that she can't make it on her own.

George's ego suffers a blow when an unlikely source offers a humble lesson in personal worth.

Automation threatens Ralph's job just as George tries to boost the doorman's self-esteem.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Comedian Richard Pryor; actress Ally Sheedy; comedian Rod Hull; The Mighty Carson Art Players.

Becker makes a long-distance visit to a former patient (Hal Holbrook) who's on his deathbed; Chris gives Bob a peep show.

Becker tries to woo Chris with an invitation to his place, but she elects to go out with someone else.