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Brian and Alex quickly regret their decision to move in together; Lowell plays a special version of "the name game.".

Joe and Brian play a prank on their high-school coach (Jack Ging), and it backfires when the man is found dead.

Paul and Jamie visit Yoko Ono to see if she will work with Paul on a television documentary; the couple tries very hard not to mention The Beatles.

Paul and Jamie hire a professional dog walker (Hank Azaria) to care for a neglected Murray; Paul becomes convinced that Murray likes the new dog walker better than him.

Mary Jo is forced to take a second job when her ex-husband falls behind on child-support payments.

Suzanne and Mary Jo rush Charlene to the hospital when she goes into labor on New Year's Eve.

Mary becomes jealous when Sandra lands a job at Lester's office.

Mary goes to her first football game, much to the dismay of all the fans.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Reggie Jackson comes to the rescue after George drops a home run ball at Yankee Stadium.

Tom's boring storytelling tactics seem to be working magic on a female quintet.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Demonic possession, an illegal alien and an accountant with a pocketful of marijuana make up a day's work at the precinct.

An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests; and Yemena is rushed to the hospital after an appendicitis attack.

The school newspaper is collecting items for an auction; Danny accidentally grabs the box with Laurie's items to contribute; her personal diary falls into the hands of the editor of the school newspaper; the editor threatens to publish it.

The Partridges perform at an Indian reservation.

Hazel uses her wits to delay a decision at a gangster meeting.

Hazel fills in for injured fashion model Dorothy.

Tony's double turns out to be a spy; the double tells everything to Dr. Bellows.

Tony, who is terrified of horses, accidentally enters a bucking bronco contest.

Samantha helps out when Endora makes Darrin a gambler; Darrin bets on a horse bound to lose.

The Witches Council wants to test out Adam to see if he is a warlock or a mortal; Maurice helps Adam by giving him powers so that he will not be taken away.

Maude agrees to go on a TV game-show with Vivian.

Arthur panics at the thought of spending a weekend alone with Walter.

Alice's psychology course causes a lot of friction at the diner.

The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives.

A former Eastland student, now a teenage wife and mother, stops by for a visit.

Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer.

The Rushes have to break the news of Rafkin's death to one of his friends.

The Rush family starts a round of bickering when Henry decides to make out his will.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

Jack gives cooking lessons to a mobster's wife.

Jack must choose a guest for a luxury cruise.

Host Mike Detillier and former Saints QB John Fourcade discuss upcoming Saints action and break down LSU on the Gridiron.

An aging bounty hunter and a sugar addict are the precinct's latest guests; and Yemena is rushed to the hospital after an appendicitis attack.

The girls start to worry when Ann doesn't call while away on a business trip.

Julie falls for an older man (Jim Hutton).

Reggie Jackson comes to the rescue after George drops a home run ball at Yankee Stadium.

Tom's boring storytelling tactics seem to be working magic on a female quintet.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Actor George Carlin; Jon Pennington.

Amanda runs off with her new boyfriend and all of heartbroken Jake's furniture; Becker brags about quitting smoking for the last two days.

Becker is skeptical at first, but he goes psycho after a psychic gives everyone except him great news about the future.

Roy's ex-wife (Concetta Tomei) returns to Nantucket and has ulterior motives for wanting to rekindle their relationship.

Davis (Mark Harelik) rushes to Nantucket after canceling a date with Helen, only to find her with another man (John Putch).

The Buchmans go to a dog park to meet new people; Paul offers theater tickets to a couple for a double date, but the tickets have already been promised to Fran and Ira, forcing Paul to lie to his cousin.

Everyone has plans for New Year's Eve: Paul is scheduled to film the ball dropping festivities in Times Square while Jamie is going to the Mayor's ball. Plans change as the year's final minutes count down.

While waiting for Charlene's baby to arrive, Julia meets a fascinating patient.

The ladies decorate a house for a client's wife and a condo for his mistress.

Mary is shocked when Brenda asks Sandra for tips on how to attract a boy.

Mary and Sandra compete over who will be the better piano player.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Lionel and Jennie return from Japan with news that stuns the Jefferson and Willis families.

As the Jeffersons and the Willises quarrel, Lionel and Jennie's marriage hangs in the balance.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

A woman lodges a rape charge against her husband; A master of disguise perpetuates a crime spree; To Yemana's delight, the city legalizes off-track betting.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Keith and Danny are taken in by a psychic's "trance routine.".

Laurie embarrasses Keith by defending him from the school bully.

Hazel makes a bet with Rosie that George can lose ten pounds.

After Dorothy is accused of doing a bad job of interior decorating, Hazel comes to the rescue.

Believing it will give Tony more time for her, Jeannie puts his house up for sale.

Jeannie wants Tony to run for governor, with Roger's enthusiastic approval.

Larry gets Esmeralda to baby-sit for a client; Ralph learns some magic.

Samantha gets a condition which makes her 500 pounds heavier; A cure from Dr. Bombay makes Sam light enough to float.

Maude is determined that nothing will stand in the way of Mrs. Naugatuck's wedding.

Maude and Walter have different reactions to an evening of mate-swapping.

Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected.

An investigative reporter who fears for his life takes refuge in Mel's Diner.

Jo's chance to write a hot news story leads her on a trail of revenge and repercussions.

Mrs. Garrett must take a second job at the Howard Johnson's when she loses her pension; this takes a toll on her mood and her Eastland work, so she must choose between the two.

A self-effacing Monroe takes an assertiveness-training course that turns him into an egomaniac.

Muriel's latest assignment interferes with Henry's 25th anniversary plans.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

In a series of flashbacks, the Keatons relate some of Alex's wackier escapades to Ellen.

Ralph says Chrissy is his wife to impress a rival.

A letter in a newspaper column convinces each of the two girls that the other is having an affair with Jack.

Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time.

Schneider rescues Julie; guest Jim Hutton.

Julie's father hopes to halt her plans to marry her 42-year-old boss.

Lionel and Jennie return from Japan with news that stuns the Jefferson and Willis families.

As the Jeffersons and the Willises quarrel, Lionel and Jennie's marriage hangs in the balance.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

Actor Danny DeVito; animal advocate Joan Embery; John Searing.

Becker causes a marital spat when he advises a couple trying to have a baby; Chris is accused of using her femininity to get out of a ticket.

Becker's jealously level increases when Chris' all too friendly ex-husband shows up and stays at her apartment.

Alex breaks off her relationship with Brian after he and a friend go too far with their late-night drinking.

Helen prepares for the worst when Davis (Mark Harelik) makes an unplanned midweek visit; dumped Brian asks Ray Charles to serenade Alex.

An unexpected visit from Paul's parents (Cynthia Harris, Louis Zorich) on Jamie's ovulation day ruins Paul and Jamie's plans; Paul's sister reveals that she is gay.

Jamie is housebound after injuring her back in a moment of passion; Paul runs her errands and takes his father (Louis Zorich) to the eye doctor.

While modeling a fur coat at a fashion show, Suzanne is injured by animal-rights protesters; Olivia searches for a nanny.

The ladies are forced to negotiate with a crafty car dealer for a new delivery van when their old one breaks down in a driving rainstorm.

Mary and her friends have no place to worship on Christmas Day.

Rose is attracted to a man Sandra rejects as being too straight-laced.

Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) tries to resolve the feud between Josh and Harvey (David Lascher, Nate Richert) by feeding them magic friendship bread.

Sabrina is appalled by her unfriendly new roommates Roxie and Miles; Hilda and Zelda have "empty nest syndrome.".

In order to keep up with the demands of college, Sabrina casts a spell to make her move at lightning speed.

Sabrina casts a spell to turn herself into a dating machine; Hilda's social skills send coffeehouse customers to the competition.

Mindy's high-school rival sets her sights on Mork.

Mork decides to help Mindy pay for school by selling his story to the press.

Inspired by the false eulogizing over a dead landlord, Mork decides to jump-start the man to life.

Mork is arrested when he helps an escaped convict who gave him a sob story.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

Stanley fears Helen accidentally gave a box containing his girlie magazines to a church rummage sale.

When Jack runs into financial problems, Bradford offers to help him out.

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Dateless for New Year's Eve, Flo is recruited to work in the diner.

Alice and her boyfriend offer Flo and Vera tickets to a charity ball.

The city experiences a first-stage smog alert. A potential suicide victim is saved by a graffiti artist.

Wojo testifies against a landlord who is determined to demolish several apartment buildings; an old man refuses to leave his condemned building.

After acting on George's advice, Bentley ends up in jail.

George's new hobby is anything but relaxing.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

Barbara resorts to desperate measures to do well in school.

Ann and the girls are startled when a young man appears at their door looking for his long-lost father.

Archie wants Harry to buy out Murray's share of the business.

The "perfect" computer date may cost Archie his best friend.

Walter returns from a fishing trip convinced that he and Maude should move to the Canadian wilderness.

Maude and Arthur have insomnia -- but for different reasons.

The school newspaper is collecting items for an auction; Danny accidentally grabs the box with Laurie's items to contribute; her personal diary falls into the hands of the editor of the school newspaper; the editor threatens to publish it.

The Partridges perform at an Indian reservation.

Hazel prods George to help a friend who's depleted his finances.

George's sister, Deirdre, leaves her daughter without friends.

Tony says Roger can have one wish, but he spills coffee on Tony and wishes he hadn't done that. He blew his one wish, and Jeannie blinks a shirt that is indestructible.

Jeannie sends a double of Tony to a conference; The other Tony goes to France.

Aunt Clara fears she will be embarrassed in front of her old warlock beau (Charlie Ruggles) if he finds out that her magic no longer works; seeing a potential husband in the warlock, Samantha tries to ensure that all of Aunt Clara's tricks work.

Samantha is asked to keep an eye on a 10-year-old warlock for some friends.

Actors Bess Armstrong; Merie Earle; Tony Curtis; Steve Landesberg.

Jack tries to save Chrissy from the advances of her employer.

Jack offers to protect Chrissy from a mouse.

Stanley fears Helen accidentally gave a box containing his girlie magazines to a church rummage sale.

When Jack runs into financial problems, Bradford offers to help him out.

Monroe is jailed for refusing to reveal his source for an unauthorized story about toxic waste.

Benny as a bird, a hungry but late diner and a Wild West cowboy.

The Hill's Angels strut their stuff at a barn dance; Benny as a compulsive liar, and as newspaper owner Fred Scuttle.

Benny sings at the Cafe Ole, gets hunted by cannibals, and plays at being a hero for all ages.

Benny spies on the girls next door and gets a rolling pin to the head for his efforts, and his granny goes to Las Vegas.

Lamont takes Fred out for a night on the town for his 65th birthday. However, Fred feels overwhelmed by the amount of activities they do.

When Lamont and Fred take advantage of a Breathmobile, Fred is convinced that he has TB.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

Fred invades Lena Horne's television studio dressing room during a tour of NBC.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred's buddies turn his house into a pool hall when Lamont buys him a pool table.

A question arises whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

When Fred returns early from a long trip, he spoils a homecoming party Lamont and Grady had planned.

Uncle George dies, and Lamont will inherit $7,000 if he produces a son within the next 12 months and names him George.

Lamont leaves after Fred refuses to allow a sensitivity group to meet at the Sanford home.

Fred is sure that the ring Lamont gave him as a present is the one he has heard was stolen from Frank Sinatra.

Fred sees the beginning of the end of his junk business when Lamont takes a job in a men's clothing store.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Fred is caught spending a lot of time with a white schoolteacher.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

Florence takes a trip down memory lane when she agrees to escort George's 17-year-old assistant to the senior ball.

George's attempt to help Louise run a business almost leads to disaster.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Shirley gets a speeding ticket on her way to receive a Mother-of-the-Year award.

Keith escorts a princess around the United States.

Termites undermine Hazel's attempts at getting a raise.

Confusion reigns when it comes out that Hazel may be of royal blood.

Major Nelson keeps falling asleep when someone whistles; Jeannie's mother falls for Dr. Bellows.

Tony and Dr. Bellows go to Hollywood; Jeannie tries out for the TV show "Laugh-In.".

Darrin finds out Serena is trouble -- with or without her power.

Samantha and Tabitha take skating lessons the mortal way; Endora turns Tabitha into a superb ice skater.

Maude is determined to keep her neighbors from arming themselves after her home is burglarized.

Arthur makes Walter a generous offer in hopes of brightening the Findlays' Christmas.

Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem.

A famous philandering fashion photographer (guest star Desi Arnaz) complicates the waitresses' lives.

Jo's relationship with her boyfriend is in jeopardy when she falls for her class-project husband.

Natalie's Grandma Mona, a Russian Jewish immigrant, comes to visit her; her plans for a private weekend fall through when her grandmother arrives.

Jackie falls in love with a policeman, much to Henry's disappointment.

April's affair with a middle-aged music executive doesn't set too well with Henry.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Alex must grade Ellen's paper when he is assigned to be the teacher's assistant.

Chrissy's minister father announces that the roommates' living arrangement is jeopardizing his new appointment.

Chrissy and Jack try to cool Larry's ardor for Janet.

The detectives' new female colleague has a jealous husband; and Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work.

Ann learns that her client expects more than just business acumen from her.

Ann encourages a bashful worshiper of Barbara's to ask her for a date.

Florence takes a trip down memory lane when she agrees to escort George's 17-year-old assistant to the senior ball.

George's attempt to help Louise run a business almost leads to disaster.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Professional wrestler Hulk Hogan; actress Brooke Shields; director George Miller.

Passionate dream about Chris torment Becker night after night.

Becker and Chris rekindle their romance after she is hospitalized for an appendectomy; Jake must sell something precious to pay his rent.

After spending the night with Joe, Helen heads for her fiancé's New York penthouse.

Joe plans to propose to Helen are disrupted when her older sister, Casey, moves to Nantucket after her marriage falls apart.

Paul and Jamie share a troubling dream in which they find themselves at a party with "Laugh-In" regulars.

The Buchmans' apartment alternates between sweltering hot and freezing cold; Ira disappears after incurring a $4,000 gambling debt resulting in Paul and Jamie ending up in jail.

In an effort to win Anthony, Vanessa (Olivia Brown) asks Suzanne for a total make-over.

Julia realizes she is getting older when her son (George Newbern) announces that he is going to be a father.

Brenda says she is library-bound, but meets Calvin at a dance instead.

Teenager Calvin pledges his love for Sandra.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

Tom becomes president of the publishing company and George convinces him that he can handle the new position.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Barney has been shot; The dangers of police work upset Barney's wife; An old woman objects to nude painting on display in an art gallery.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Laurie's biker friend threatens suicide after his girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal.

Hazel's persuasion wins George a seat on the board of a museum.

A bonus from Mr. Griffin inspires Hazel to buy eyeglasses.

Jeannie tries out a method for turning things into porcelain.

Tony and Roger bump another car; The occupants fake injuries and sue them.

Serena baby sits Tabitha and Adam; Serena gives Larry a pill that makes him younger.

Tabitha encounters a bully on her first day at school and turns him into a frog.

Mental health becomes instantly relevant for Maude when her hero-worshipping cousin pays a visit.

Walter forbids Maude to have lunch with a handsome, newly divorced friend.

Mel is disappointed when an expected surprise party for his 50th birthday never happens.

The waitresses spend a holiday weekend locked up with Mel in the diner's storeroom.

Tootie is apprehensive about going on a camping trip with boys from Bates Academy.

Mr. Palmer, the French teacher, asks Geri out on a date; she seems to be having a good time, but Blair believes the man has an ulterior motive for taking her cousin out.

When a fanatical fan steals a Cosmic Cow puppet, Henry sets out to recover it.

April schemes to effect a reconciliation between Henry and the brother he hasn't spoken to for 40 years.

Steven feels rejected by Jennifer and decides to attend one of her girls club meetings.

A young architect confronts Steven over the fact that he has a serious crush on Elyse.

Jack runs into trouble when he dates a pretty gym instructor.

Jack faces eviction when he lets it slip to Furley that he is not gay.

A ventriloquist and his obscene dummy keep the detectives company when a wild-eyed gunman forces them to spend time in the precinct's cell.

Ann confronts her daughters' new stepmother.

Barbara resorts to desperate measures to do well in school.

Tom becomes president of the publishing company and George convinces him that he can handle the new position.

The Jeffersons try to help their friend Charlie conquer his drinking problem.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Comedian David Steinberg; zoologist Jim Fowler.

A hospital emergency interrupts Chris and Becker's first date; while Becker tends to a patient, Chris tries to comfort a family; Jake becomes a guinea pig for a drug company.

When Jake's grandmother dies in a compromising position, Becker finds it difficult to break the news to Jake.