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The girls want to go when Mel is invited to cook his chili on the "Dinah Shore" show.

Jo returns home for a visit and announces that she has decided to get a job instead of attending college.

Despite Mrs. Garrett's objections, the girls settle in for an all-night study session.

The Rushes' house is scheduled for demolition when the city plans to construct a new subway station.

Monroe's father pays a visit and has high expectations for his son.

Steven oversees a revival of his semi-autobiographical play depicting life in the free-spirited '60s.

Alex tries to use Nick's artistic abilities in a profitable venture.

Terri and Jack fear that Janet will need to have an affair with her dance instructor if she is to be successful.

Jack breaks a date with Janet to coach Larry in the art of romantic conversation.

A bookstore owner is infuriated when a strip club opens near his place of business; A man threatens to burst into flames; Two topless dancers arrested.

A mistake leaves Ann with a man and his piano.

An accident changes Barbara's outlook on life.

A mysterious midnight call causes chaos in the Jefferson household.

A life-and-death situation grips the Jefferson household.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Comic George Carlin; actor Jackie Cooper; composer Marvin Hamlisch; songwriter Jack Knight.

Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner.

Having learned some disheartening facts about her groom-to-be (Norman Lloyd), Fay gets cold feet at the altar.

In Joe and Brian's absence, Antonio fills in at the airline desk and creates a public relations disaster.

Paul finds that writing a letter to the baby for her to open on her 18th birthday isn't as easy for him as for Jamie.

Mabel will only stop crying when in motion, keeping Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) on the go throughout the night.

When Julia tentatively begins dating again, Allison questions the sexual preferences of her new beau.

Anthony poses as Carlene's doctor boyfriend when her ex-husband (Ray McKinnon) comes to town.

Lester and Mary are surprised when his cousin's marriage crumbles.

Calvin and a friend (David Wakefield) may be kicked off the basketball team if they don't pass an exam.

Sabrina is flattered when her new boyfriend writes music about his feelings for her.

Sabrina tries to convince the witching school Witchright Hall to admit her rebellious cousin (Emily Hart).

Sabrina writes an article for the school paper exposing the preferential treatment given to athletes.

Miles considers giving up the paranormal trade after his otherworldly stories are met with skepticism.

Jobless Mork decides he wants to be a priest.

TV commercials cause Mork to become addicted to shopping.

Orson shows Mork what life would have been like for Mindy if she had never met the Orkan.

Mork is depressed when his pet caterpillar, Bob, becomes still and apparently lifeless.

Latest developments in science and technology and medicine.

A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

The lovers try to share each other's interests.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

A case of the hiccups nixes Alice's chance of breaking into show business.

Alice auditions for a role in a local theatrical production and winds up falling for the director.

Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner.

Wojo grants political asylum to a defecting Russian musician; Marty is charged with a parole violation for possessing a half-ounce of marijuana.

George gets jealous when he discovers that Louise's new friend is a man.

Mother Jefferson stirs up trouble by inviting one of George's old girlfriends to dinner.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

Julie enters a dress-designing contest.

Barbara encourages Julie to take the $125 the bank mistakenly credited to her account.

Stephanie's candid shots are too revealing.

Archie's determined to keep an intruder out of his storeroom.

Maude and Walter are ecstatic when Walter's ex-wife announces her plans to remarry.

Maude insists that her guests for a New Year's Eve party come dressed as their favorite year.

Reuben and Danny tackle their respective vices.

Laurie's biker friend threatens suicide after his girlfriend turns down his marriage proposal.

The Baxters doubt the veracity of Hazel's nephew Walter.

Mr. Griffin goes too far in arranging his nephew's wedding.

Tony needs Sammy Davis Jr. to entertain for Gen. Peterson's 10th anniversary celebration at NASA; Jeannie helps.

When Jeannie's nightmare comes true, Tony shrinks to six inches tall.

Samantha gives birth to a baby girl, and Endora threatens to turn her into a grown-up to see if she will look like Samantha.

Darrin suspects Tabitha may have magical power; Tabitha choose stocks for Darrin's investments.

Dom DeLuise, comedian Rodney Dangerfield; actress Mariette Hartley; actor Orson Bean.

Roper invites Jack and the girls to a surprise disco party for Helen.

Jack disguises himself as Chrissy to avoid FBI agents who are on his trail.

When Stanley doesn't get immediate results from his life insurance physical, he thinks he's dying.

The lovers try to share each other's interests.

Garfield the cat and his creator Jim Davis stop by Henry's office.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Slapstick sketches feature the British comedian.

Present and future Christmas-Hanukkah holidays create problems for Joey and Michael (Greg Evigan, Paul Reiser). With Staci Keanan and Florence Stanley.

The dads want Nicole to date other guys, so she brings home a loser.

Joey learns his girlfriend (Jamie Rose) is moving away.

Joey is arrested for protesting environmental pollution.

Mrs. Garrett and the girls become victims when they befriend a street punk.

The girls attempt to rescue Edna's Edibles from financial disaster.

Jo's plan to reunite her parents runs into trouble.

Blair devises a way to get Jo to take a money gift.

Henry thinks his 2-year-old son may be gifted.

Monroe asks for a raise and is fired.

When he learns he has a son, Paul works to impress him but ends up with a surprise.

Jackie decides she wants to have a baby and approaches her boyfriend Bill about being the father.

Mary tells Burt about her relationship with Chester; Jodie asks Maggie to marry him; Dutch and Eunice try to spice up their sex life; Mary remembers why Chester left her.

Burt alienates his family; Jessica forgives Chester, but not Mary; Saunders has a plan to rescue Jodie; a hood threatens Gwen.

Jodie and Wendy are saved; Jodie consults a psychiatrist.

Jessica and El Puerco become lovers; Chester and Annie wed.

After a series of mishaps, Benson, Kraus and the governor spend the night on the roof.

Benson is upset when his girlfriend Jennifer decides to date other men.

Benson and Kraus become stranded when they attend Pete and Denise's wedding ceremony set in the woods.

Robot is brought into the mansion, causing discomfort among the staff.

Mary, Sandra, Rose and Pearl each recall moving into the apartment building.

Sandra becomes assistant manager at a posh health club in New York City; pilot for a possible spinoff series.

Rose sells the apartment building to a developer.

The diva (Nell Carter) for the benefit opera loses her voice.

Billy's fictional student wins a scholarship.

Darlene arranges a pricey dinner for the class.

The class awaits naming of the valedictorian.

The graduating classmates say goodbye.

Angela (Judith Light) pretends to be Tony's (Tony Danza) wife at a reunion. Guest star: Anita Morris.

During a Vermont ski weekend, Tony (Tony Danza) falls for an instructor (Leann Hunley). With Judith Light.

Tony and Angela (Tony Danza, Judith Light) have their first real date.

Tony and Mona scheme to attend a gala. Guest star: Frank Sinatra.

Skippy (Marc Price) decides to join the Army after receiving the results of his career aptitude tests.

Lauren drags a reluctant Alex to a Relationship Maintenance Weekend.

Nick is devastated when his 16-year-old dog is injured by a car.

Mallory objects to a romance between an ex-beau's brother and Jennifer.

Drew (Drew Carey) worries about passing the physical exam at work; Doreen (Debbie Lee Carrington) still wishes to be like Mimi (Kathy Kinney).

Drew (Drew Carey) vows to kill Mimi (Kathy Kinney) after she tricks him into offending a company executive.

Drew is the only one excited when his boss expresses interest in buying the Buzz Beer company.

Drew and Kate secretly decide to romantically pursue each other.

After the demise of the office pet rat, the staffers hold a funeral for him.

Dave and Lisa are unprepared for their co-workers' responses when they go public with their relationship.

Jimmy (Stephen Root) hires a therapist (guest star John Ritter) when office tension hits an all-time high and morale reaches a new low.

Dave (Dave Foley) suggests hiring a temp (guest star Bebe Neuwirth) when it appears Beth (Vicki Lewis) is overworked.

The staff worries about Nina's behavior after one of her friends dies; Finch considers going back to school.

Maya's new assistant stirs feelings of jealousy in the office with her credentials and her good looks.

Finch and Elliott compete for the affection of new sex columnist, Amy; Jack's incentive ideas have Maya and Nina scrambling.

Finch and Elliott come up with a mutual plan for dating Amy; Jack and Nina talk the mailroom clerk into "opening his wallet.".

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

War breaks out between the Willises and the Jeffersons, with Lionel and Jenny as the first casualties.

George adds fuel to the fire by setting Lionel up with another girl.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Wojo books a man accused of disturbing the peace by making noises with his hands; A dentist is accused of molesting female patients.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

Danny pretends to be Jewish to date a rabbi's daughter.

Laurie student-teaches Danny's English class.

A family forces its neighbor to give up many of his dogs.

Hazel sells guppies for $100, her payment down on a car.

Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her.

Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take.

Larry thinks Darrin is seeing another woman; Samantha and Darrin add some spice to their marriage.

Ousted Abner moves in with Darrin and Samantha after a fight with his wife.

Carol starts dating a man who jilted Maude before she married Walter.

Maude enlists Florida's aid when she gives a fund-raising party for a black militant.

Alice, Flo and Vera are surprised by the arrival of Mel and his date when they retreat to a cabin for a weekend.

Vera finds out that she is a distant cousin of Art Carney. Mel decides that he wants Art to endorse his chili and call it Chili con Carney.

Blair and Jo share a common feeling of disdain toward their graduation from Eastland.

Blair and Jo come to realize that they have learned more at Eastland than just academics.

Henry's father pays a visit with his future bride, a woman in her 40s who is pregnant with his child.

Henry's life is threatened when he's the only eyewitness in a robbery.

Mallory and Skippy are accidentally locked in the Keatons' basement.

Alex learns the art of domesticity when Lauren quits school to spend more time with him.

Terri invites Dr. Miller, a psychiatrist from the hospital, to dinner at her place to get a break from his patients; misunderstandings arise when Jack and Janet think he is a mental-ward escapee.

A policeman moves in to protect Jack after he witnesses an armed robbery.

Barney and Dietrich investigate a robbery case in which deadly DNA cultures were inadvertently stolen.

Julie's constant arguing with a young filmmaker convinces Ann that she is in love.

Grandmas Cooper and Romano each have their own plans for Barbara's high-school graduation night.

War breaks out between the Willises and the Jeffersons, with Lionel and Jenny as the first casualties.

George adds fuel to the fire by setting Lionel up with another girl.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

Actor Patrick Duffy; author Jearl Walker.

Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success.

Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain.